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UK government backs away from proposals to remove individuals' rights to challenge AI decision making

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Re: Right to challenge decisions

Where a human makes a decision there is the ultimate resort of asking how the decision was made. In the case of "computer says no" that does not exist if the program does not have a means of explaining and justifying the decision.

Meta Platforms demands staffers provide proof of COVID-19 booster vaccine before returning to office

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Re: Good.

99% survival of 100 infected people is 1 dead. 99% survival of 1 million is 10,000 dead. So far in the UK alone we have >150,000 dead.

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If the unvaxed are able to continue working from home it might result in a worse take-up.

UK regulators to scrutinise cloud resilience in response to financial services sector's reliance on the fluffy stuff

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Banks and other financial services are among the stampede of businesses betting the farm on the cloud computing in the hope it can offer "modernisation", flexibility, and reduced cost.

It's always a concern to see modernisation as an end in itself rather than a means to some other, more practical ends.

While they're looking at this perhaps BofE could also consider data sovereignty.

Canon: Chip supplies are so bad that our ink cartridges will look as though they're fakes

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You should have passed it on to a Linux user. I still have an old 2030 in operation via a JetDirect box.

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"There is no negative impact on print quality when using consumables without electronic components"

That quote was from Canon, not HP. By all means use it - but attribute it correctly for maximum impact.

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hackers can exploit a "vulnerability where the supply chip meets the printer"

Easily fixed. No chip, no interface for chip, no vulnerability.

Detecting a cartridge that's run out of ink? Easy. Just look at the output.

Data centre outfit Interxion hit with outage at central London facility

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"the electronic switchgear designed to change the power over to an on-site generator also failed"

It's always DNS - except when it's UPS.

Another day, another ERP project behind schedule: This time it's Norfolk County Council and an Oracle system

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Re: Not a rhetorical question

You'd need an Oracle to tell you that.

Signal CEO Moxie Marlinspike resigns, leaves WhatsApp co-founder to run things until a successor is named

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Re: invites all sorts of government investigative and regulatory meddling

Could you explain in a little more detail how any app promising anonymity, privacy etc. is going to do so without attracting the ire of the Pritti Patels of this world? It's the confidential communication that really gets their attention.

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Re: Bloat?

Given that Signal is open source I wonder how much of it Threema uses.

Mobile networks really hate Apple's Private Relay: Some folks find iOS privacy feature blocked on their iPhones

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Re: Cry me a river (of fake tears)

"he advertiser doesn't know who is watching their ad"

And they don't know what that person's attitude to ads might be. Suckers.

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There is an alternative for any network bright enough to use it: be the one provider who doesn't block it. No need to raise prices to increase revenue, the extra customers will provide it.

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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Pebbles or pebble sized? Pebbles suggests well water-worn material to me.

JavaScript dev deliberately screws up own popular npm packages to make a point of some sort

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Re: Software license is the answer

If the code is used without modifications neither permissive nor copyleft licences are going to make much difference. If it is modified then if it's copyleft the distributor has to make the changes available to the recipient but it still doesn't bring payment.

If someone has developed a package and posts it on Github or anywhere else there's nothing that requires them to make any further changes to it. If a corporate user wants something added then either they do it themselves - forking it if necessary - or offer to pay someone such as the original developer to make the changes. Either way the developer shouldn't feel pressured to simply keep on maintaining it let alone make changes without payment.

These situations seem to arise from someone feeling obligated to continue to maintain something without payment and consequently an expectation by others that they will. That doesn't have to happen.

A fifth of England's NHS trusts are mostly paper-based as they grapple with COVID backlog, warn MPs

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Re: thanks for posting this

I once, as part of a contract, did some work on an NHS project. It was clear that the data they held was properly structured. It was all to be passed to my client as flat records with several of the fields out of order concatenated into a single field which we then had to rearrange back into order. I pointed out to them that because some of their fields sometimes contained spaces we couldn't take spaces as implied record separators. After a bit of humming and harring they conceded the point. Getting the data in a sensible format seemed out of the question but they would add a flag to hint how it should be rearranged. The flag ended up with 4 values one of which, used in exceptional cases, indicated we didn't need to rearrange it because they hadn't deranged it.

The project covered England and Wales. Part of the fun depended on deciding which national body contained the definitive version at any one time.

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Re: NHS Efficiency

"BTW, what's a cockwomble?"

If you need to ask...

Maybe you're new here.

UK government tool to monitor its legacy application estate is… LATE

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There's more to IT than PCs. More even than Pis. Or Macs.

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Re: re: O M G !

She'll ensure you have the correct hashtags.

You'll only discover later by just how much you couldn't afford her.

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Re: Depends on what you want

NHS Digital doesn't even seem to have any understanding of the words "alpha" and "beta" as they refer to software, at least as far as web sites go, although this seems to extend to other gov.uk sites as well (looking at DVLA).

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It seems to have worked for Amber Rudd as well. I see she's just got a non-exec directorship of Centrica. And - please do not read the following whilst eating, drinking or operating machinery - her wokypedia entry describes her as a cyber-security consultant.

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It's a very long time since I was in any branch of the Civil Service but at the time I was introducing some IT to the lab. Slightly more recently (it's all a long time ago now) I was working for something with a strong resemblance to the Civil Service in many ways. In either role I'd have been very reluctant to let the sticky fingers of the central organisation near what I was doing - I preferred to keep things working and not have my time wasted by ill-conceived efforts to "help".

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The technical term is "failing upwards".

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Re: Words Fail Me

Define "they".

"They" as an office (i.e. your local JobCentre) might have an inventory but "they" as a department (ministry) might not have an inventory of what the offices have, nor might it be easy to get one as some offices might not have an inventory.

Alternatively "they" as a department might have an inventory but "they" as the Cabinet Office or whoever it is who's doing this might not - in fact obviously doesn't.

Then we come to define "inventory" and its relationship to reality...

When ERP projects go awry: Surrey County Council incurs £3.2m additional costs in delayed Unit4 project

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Re: This Must Never Happen Again

"this is yet another failure that is in part due IT pushing their preferred solution to IT's specification"

I don't see anything in the article to suggest that the council even has an IT department let alone one pushing their preferred solution to their specification. A lack of such could well be a reason for failure.

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In practice they probably have quite a lot of processes and stock to manage in terms of providing services such as road maintenance or whatever.

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Re: This Must Never Happen Again

Very likely also (D) the "business users" aren't actually the business users, they're manglement at some higher level who think have no experience of what the current system does day to day, how it's actually used and how the new system needs to work and be used day to day.

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"Surrey County Council is not the only public authority to hit difficulties implementing Unit4...But council ERP problems are not unique to Unit4..."

It would be interesting to compare the IT staffing levels of these councils with those whose projects don't make such good Register copy.

Spruce up your CV or just bin it? Survey finds recruiters are considering alternatives

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And even if the candidate has learned programming at University any expertise with technology released since graduation (and some earlier than that) is likely to have been acquired via self-tuition.

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"We discard something like 50% of applicants based solely on the contents of their CV"

I wonder how many of those CVs may have been rewritten by agencies or had originally been sent to the agency for some other job, emphasising a different part of the candidate's skill set.

To err is human. To really screw things up requires a wayward screwdriver

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"that fabric coated rubber stuff "

We had that in one house. That was the medium grade cabling. The bad was lead-sheathed paper insulated with the paper turning brittle.

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Re: caught in his trousers

I'd have thought moving the disks whilst still spinning was bad enough.

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Re: is there a reason

Just normal usage.

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Accidentally leaving the socket on the wheel nut is a great way to produce a rattle from within the hubcap and a swift return of the car to the offending mechanic.

GCHQ was rebuked for ignoring spy law safeguards as pandemic hit Britain

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No penalties so above the law?

Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

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Re: Yup...bad things in the list....but it's actually worse than that!

Your number 3 is similar to my extra one - except that it was along the lines of a government agency could be forcing the operators to force logs (if the weren't keeping them already) and to hand them over. The rest is pretty well what I said.

Not a good idea. But then neither is depending on something easily stolen or lost - a phone - as the key to your life. Paranoia it the minimum standard for personal security.

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"I'm still looking for a generic IoT product that isn't solving a problem that is already solved in older and arguably better ways"

And not just IoT products. This and the Moxie Marlinspike article listed above reminded me of an article which came to my attention a few days ago: https://trendoceans.com/a-simple-solution-to-the-private-key-loss-conundrum/

Basically it saves you having to remember your private key by going to an online random password generator which you seed from a piece of arbitrary text of your own choosing and a date. This gives, according to the article, 10 15 character passwords (I tried it and got 20 20 character passwords) from which you select 32 characters and from that generate a 256 bit key. The article provides a shell script for this. Repeat the process to regenerate the key as needed. It struck me that:

1. You now have to use a server whose operators may well be of the utmost probity - I'm sure they are - but who you have to take on trust as you don't know them.

2. You not only have to trust the current operators but any successors whom even the current operators may not know.

3. You have to trust the security of the server and everything linking you to it.

4. You have to hope that the server is still running for as long as you need the key.

5. You have to trust the reliability of the server, namely that it will give the same result each time. Note that the results it gave me a few minutes ago don't match the description in the article although it may be that the article accesses it via curl and I used a browser.

6. In place of not losing the key you've got to not lose the script the article describes or at least you've got to remember the URL and which characters the script picks out from the returned block of text.

7. You've got to remember your seed text and date.

I suppose you could keep all the bits you need to remember in your local Keepass database but then I suppose you could do the same for the private key you're in danger of forgetting.

And have I missed anything out from that list? (I've already thought of one extra.)

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Re: unintelligible random sound from person in bed

"the problem pretty much starts with a lack of clear thinking at the design stage"

They're designed to make money. Nothing unclear about that.

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Re: NFT?

Having read it I endorse that recommendation.

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Re: "the marginal cost of sharing and making copies of things is pretty close to zero"

My local history group has published a few books. We can sell a hundred or more fairly quickly and usually have a few to offer on open days etc over the next few years but eventually run out (although we have an over-ordered book on the Poor Law from many years ago of which I could sell quite a few copies). I looked at Amazon's print on demand arrangements to see if we could make the out of print copies available. To break even we'd have to sell at about 50-60% above our old list price. Instead we've now put them online as free downloadable PDFs.

Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault

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Either is probably preferable to "drop".

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Re: Perish the thought

Let's be grateful for small mercies such as still having some to go grey.

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Re: re bad printing on fuses

I hate to break bad news to you but it might be your eyes getting a few decades older. I know that's a problem for me. I simply can't focus as close as I used to do.

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Re: Blue flash

"you can't make them flip no matter what."

The only possible answer to that is "Challenge accepted".

Google: We disagree with Sonos patent ruling so much, we've changed our code to avoid infringement

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Re: Why blame the USPTO?

Fees should be set at a level sufficient to avoid damage to pay for proper patent examination. Then the costs involved in disputing failed patents should fall on the USPTO.

Technology can sometimes go from east to west: Ubuntu DDE 21.10 remix ships in 22.01

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Step two: download all the previous styles, icon sets etc.

Step three: import the config from the previous installation.

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Re: Still waiting, but optimistic

Distrowatch rankings are hit counters for its distro pages. They aren't claimed to be anything more. Apart from anything else the site's likely to be biased in favour of visitors with at least some fluency in reading English.

Like everyone else I've read these accounts of non-Western OSs being mandated; I'm curious as to how this works out in practice. We have commentards with geographically diverse experience. Surely someone has at least anecdotal information of what the reality is.

Snap continues to make a spectacle of itself as it tries to trademark the word spectacles

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Re: Is it in the dictionary?

The song from Guys and Dolls?

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"There is always fresh money to be had in the next VC round. It is called throwing good money after bad"

Also called the icing on the cake if you're the recipient.

Feeling virtuous with a good old paperback? Well, don't. Switching to traditional media does not improve mood

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"It also shows those who engaged with music, television, films, and video games tended to have lower happiness and higher anxiety levels than those who did not."

It might depend on the subject matter. As far as I'm concerned even the opening tymp beats of the Beethoven violin concerto lower stress instantly; by the time the soloist enters all is serene. OTOH There's a lot of crap out there masquerading as music (of all genres) which would drive me up the wall.

Trying to read their paper does seem to lower happiness. Maybe I'm reading it on the wrong medium.

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