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Wolfing down ebooks during lockdown? You might want to check out Calibre, the Swiss Army ebook tool

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Re: Buying consumable content online for immediate consumption

I'm not sure we were reading the same Wikipedia article but the one I read was contrasting consumables with durables. Food and water are given as examples but only as part of a wider range of examples. Just as well really, or else consumer protection legislation would have a very much narrower scope.

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Re: Upwards thumb

I suppose it depends on whether she has established prior expectations of how user interfaces will work.

If you were to design a vehicle control on the basis that the vehicle will turn in the direction in which the lower part of the steering wheel turns then a new driver will learn that and find it natural. Experienced drivers would crash within minutes.

UKCloud acquired: Public sector specialist finally bags investment from current chair and private equity after reporting steep losses

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To my way of thinking taking it in-house means that you do it properly and that includes staffing - both in terms of numbers and expertise. There's no actual law that prevents the Civil Service doing that - it's just that the generalists who run it don't really like employing specialists and even less do they like paying them properly.

It's more likely that a directly employed team with a proper career structure will be a less security risk than a churn of expert managers elsewhere (who, BTW, would have to be vetted).

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I'd go a step further. Something that's supporting SECRET and above ought to be run in-house.

European silicon output shrinking, metal smelters closing as electricity prices quadruple, trade body warns

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And the owners of those back yards are unlikely to have changed their stance.

Arm rages against the insecure chip machine with new Morello architecture

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"The Morello programme was started in 2019 by UK Research and Innovation and intended to span five years."

Span five? With Morello involved that should be Take Five. Just to drum up some business of course.

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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"attention can turn to adjustments in the micron and nanometer ranges in order get the telescope properly aligned"

Stop it! You're doing my head in. Micron adjustments in microscope focussing - fine (literally fine, that's what the fine focussing know is for) but nanometre adjustments on a telescope...

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Re: SO TRASHY

"Bunch of hokey jokers is what is makes them sound like."

Looked at in another way - it's an addition el Reg unit of measurement lexicon.

'95% original' film star Spitfire could be yours for a mere £4.5m (or 0.05 Pogbas)

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"If you've got £4.5m gathering dust in the bank, today might be your lucky day."

If only I hadn't forked out for that Hurricane...

UK, Australia, to build 'network of liberty that will deter cyber attacks before they happen'

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"Just how that will happen was not explained."

Maybe with advice from that well-known cyber-securtity expert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Rudd

Why should I pay for that security option? Hijacking only happens to planes

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Re: Guess the PA's previous job was ...

A nice blast from the past. I can't help thinking Centos should have told him to go ahead, call the FBI if he wanted.

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The alternative answer would be that you did and here are copies of the emails telling manglement that it would unless more memory/storage or whatever were provided.

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

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Re: Ever alert

those videos have to be "accidentally" deleted

Have to be? Oh, ye of little faith. Have been.

'Please download in Microsoft Excel': Meet the tech set to monitor IT performance across central UK government

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"Everything eventually becomes an email client."

And a web server.

Privacy is for paedophiles, UK government seems to be saying while spending £500k demonising online chat encryption

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Alternatively:

Do you shop, bank or use any other service online? If so read the T&Cs of those services and you will that there are things you are contractually obliged to hide.

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Re: Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide....

Same thing, different coat of paint.

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Re: Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide....

Just reading this article would be a good start.

First they came for Notepad. Now they're coming for Task Manager

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How about implementing top to be run from the command line?

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The principle of interfaces when they came into computer science was that the interface, by remaining unchanged* enabled the developer to improve the the implementation behind it whilst not requiring the user of the interface to change in step. What does the I in GUI stand for? That's right - interface. So why is that simple principle not being followed?

What really gets up my nose about this is that Microsoft imposes non-optional GUI changes on its victims supporters who then argue that Microsoft can't be ditched for anything else because of the training costs it would involve. Stockholm Syndrome?

* Of course a new facility could require the interface to be augmented but it shouldn't be broken.

Web daddy Tim Berners-Lee on privacy, data sharing, and the web's future

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Re: "bank transactions go to your Solid pod"

Once the bank has taken a look at it in your Pod that portion of your data's also in the bank and you still don't have control of it there.

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Re: Solid?

"we can't even expect this from the industry leaders, let alone the criminals."

But you repeat yourself.

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Re: Optimism.... I'd forgotten what it looks like.

The WWW is not the internet and vice versa

Fujitsu wants technology to shape a better future – its technology, of course

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Yes, this futurism stuff is a matter of gazing at the distant Horizon.

Let's not let that one drop until some of those really responsible find themselves gazing at it from the dock.

COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it

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"Weirdly, it's considerably more cost-effective to create one shared workspace that's properly equipped and comfortable than to find some way to create and furnish home offices for each person individually."

But where do you create it? Somewhere convenient to where a number of employees live and maybe another one elsewhere for another group? Or in some city centre only reached by a long and unpleasant commute for all of them?

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Re: A different point of view...

"Oh, you're doing x ?, do you know you can do it this way?", "You're working on an issue that affects Y? I saw something similar last week and resolved it this way..." "I'm trying to figure out how to do Z. Oh I spoke with someone yesterday, there's an issue with it"

The key is communicating, not communicating face-to-face. I think one of the significant factors in those who find that working at home works is having a good communication infrastructure. That may be no more than email. You can hold a productive conversation over email. I recall one such conversation between myself in Yorkshire and a collaborator in California - I was eating my lunch at the same time (and probably keeping an eye on Bargain Hunt).

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Re: On the flip-side...

Gone are the days when problems would get solved because you happened to take a coffee break at the same time as a colleague etc

Yes, you could never develop anything really complex, such as an OS kernel, without having all the team in one building, sharing coffee breaks, looking over each others' shoulders and so on.

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Re: Strawman

Learning to live with Covid is a matter of learning to minimise the damage. Commuting into offices is not going to do that.

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I've found that a couple of local utilities had call centre staff working at home.

Party on Semiconductor Street as worldwide 2021 revenues top record half a trillion dollars

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Let's do a thought experiment.

The industry is working along those lines. You're a decision maker at a vendor. You realise that there's a whole lot of potential new customers out there that your company can supply by not artificially restricting output. What do you do?

UK government backs away from proposals to remove individuals' rights to challenge AI decision making

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Re: Right to challenge decisions

Where a human makes a decision there is the ultimate resort of asking how the decision was made. In the case of "computer says no" that does not exist if the program does not have a means of explaining and justifying the decision.

Meta Platforms demands staffers provide proof of COVID-19 booster vaccine before returning to office

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Re: Good.

99% survival of 100 infected people is 1 dead. 99% survival of 1 million is 10,000 dead. So far in the UK alone we have >150,000 dead.

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If the unvaxed are able to continue working from home it might result in a worse take-up.

UK regulators to scrutinise cloud resilience in response to financial services sector's reliance on the fluffy stuff

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Banks and other financial services are among the stampede of businesses betting the farm on the cloud computing in the hope it can offer "modernisation", flexibility, and reduced cost.

It's always a concern to see modernisation as an end in itself rather than a means to some other, more practical ends.

While they're looking at this perhaps BofE could also consider data sovereignty.

Canon: Chip supplies are so bad that our ink cartridges will look as though they're fakes

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You should have passed it on to a Linux user. I still have an old 2030 in operation via a JetDirect box.

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"There is no negative impact on print quality when using consumables without electronic components"

That quote was from Canon, not HP. By all means use it - but attribute it correctly for maximum impact.

Data centre outfit Interxion hit with outage at central London facility

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"the electronic switchgear designed to change the power over to an on-site generator also failed"

It's always DNS - except when it's UPS.

Another day, another ERP project behind schedule: This time it's Norfolk County Council and an Oracle system

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Re: Not a rhetorical question

You'd need an Oracle to tell you that.

Signal CEO Moxie Marlinspike resigns, leaves WhatsApp co-founder to run things until a successor is named

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Re: invites all sorts of government investigative and regulatory meddling

Could you explain in a little more detail how any app promising anonymity, privacy etc. is going to do so without attracting the ire of the Pritti Patels of this world? It's the confidential communication that really gets their attention.

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Re: Bloat?

Given that Signal is open source I wonder how much of it Threema uses.

Mobile networks really hate Apple's Private Relay: Some folks find iOS privacy feature blocked on their iPhones

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Re: Cry me a river (of fake tears)

"he advertiser doesn't know who is watching their ad"

And they don't know what that person's attitude to ads might be. Suckers.

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There is an alternative for any network bright enough to use it: be the one provider who doesn't block it. No need to raise prices to increase revenue, the extra customers will provide it.

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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Pebbles or pebble sized? Pebbles suggests well water-worn material to me.

JavaScript dev deliberately screws up own popular npm packages to make a point of some sort

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Re: Software license is the answer

If the code is used without modifications neither permissive nor copyleft licences are going to make much difference. If it is modified then if it's copyleft the distributor has to make the changes available to the recipient but it still doesn't bring payment.

If someone has developed a package and posts it on Github or anywhere else there's nothing that requires them to make any further changes to it. If a corporate user wants something added then either they do it themselves - forking it if necessary - or offer to pay someone such as the original developer to make the changes. Either way the developer shouldn't feel pressured to simply keep on maintaining it let alone make changes without payment.

These situations seem to arise from someone feeling obligated to continue to maintain something without payment and consequently an expectation by others that they will. That doesn't have to happen.

A fifth of England's NHS trusts are mostly paper-based as they grapple with COVID backlog, warn MPs

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Re: thanks for posting this

I once, as part of a contract, did some work on an NHS project. It was clear that the data they held was properly structured. It was all to be passed to my client as flat records with several of the fields out of order concatenated into a single field which we then had to rearrange back into order. I pointed out to them that because some of their fields sometimes contained spaces we couldn't take spaces as implied record separators. After a bit of humming and harring they conceded the point. Getting the data in a sensible format seemed out of the question but they would add a flag to hint how it should be rearranged. The flag ended up with 4 values one of which, used in exceptional cases, indicated we didn't need to rearrange it because they hadn't deranged it.

The project covered England and Wales. Part of the fun depended on deciding which national body contained the definitive version at any one time.

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Re: NHS Efficiency

"BTW, what's a cockwomble?"

If you need to ask...

Maybe you're new here.

UK government tool to monitor its legacy application estate is… LATE

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There's more to IT than PCs. More even than Pis. Or Macs.

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Re: re: O M G !

She'll ensure you have the correct hashtags.

You'll only discover later by just how much you couldn't afford her.

When ERP projects go awry: Surrey County Council incurs £3.2m additional costs in delayed Unit4 project

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Re: This Must Never Happen Again

"this is yet another failure that is in part due IT pushing their preferred solution to IT's specification"

I don't see anything in the article to suggest that the council even has an IT department let alone one pushing their preferred solution to their specification. A lack of such could well be a reason for failure.

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In practice they probably have quite a lot of processes and stock to manage in terms of providing services such as road maintenance or whatever.

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Re: This Must Never Happen Again

Very likely also (D) the "business users" aren't actually the business users, they're manglement at some higher level who think have no experience of what the current system does day to day, how it's actually used and how the new system needs to work and be used day to day.

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