* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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UK govt signs IT contracts 'without understanding' the needs

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Re: Stupid educated people in government

He actually said "I dont need to know what you do here, I'm here to manage"

As was pointed out in a previous thread this can work out providing he really is a manager, takes care to appoint the best people he can who actually know the engineering or whatever it is, listens to what they say and makes it possible for them to get on with it. But these are rare beasts.

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Re: Doesn't matter anyway...

Close enough.

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Re: "signing contracts [..] before it has a good understanding of the requirements"

This is more or less Sir Humphrey's explanation. The public is assured by the fact that the government is spending large sums of money on something. As I recall it applied to both Trident and the NHS.

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Re: Only one person can save us

Check her wonkypedia page. She's now a security consultant. Either that or an editor with a sense of humour has been at work on it.

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Re: Do they ever learn?

“Blackadder, here’s a map of the known world (hands over blank parchment)… fill it in as you go along”

This extends all the way down to small software houses. Having just arrived in one I was given the job of looking after a system they'd put together for one client which they were now trying to sell to a few more. For two of the customers it was something new, for the third they'd been told it would drop in in place of what they already had. I already had problems such as trying to pick it apart and reassemble it in such a way that users in one part of the business didn't have access to every other users' part of the database. I quickly found out I had another: that it was in no way going to be a drop in replacement - the data model was too different.

So I asked management what the spec was for what I was to produce. I was told that whatever I produced would be the spec.

Fortunately, shortly after as I was leaving Embankment station I bumped into someone from my previous employer's customer and more or less offered a job there and then (the ensuing interview was one question "Are you still interested?").

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Quite. There's a headline on BBC News saying the Home Office needs to get a grip. There's only one ting they've had a grip on for years and that's successive Home Secs. And much good has it done either.

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Re: No shit, Sherlock?!

Also, the management consultant is reassuringly expensive and the local advice is somebody who's on a salary less then the PHB. Advice must be worth what you pay for it, otherwise why pay so much.

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""We found in large scale programmes that, before things start for real, [there is] insufficient thinking, analysis, architecture and design. Often this is actually skipped over,"

But why expect governments to do IT differently to the way they do everything else?

It might be argued that when governments have to face unexpected events - pandemics, wars or the like they have to make decisions on the fly. But even in those cases the decisions would be easier and more effective if there had been some preparation made to deal with such events.

Alphabet still can't kill off Google+ insecurity lawsuit

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Re: I'll call them a Waaambulance.

They own the company. They're suing it. They're suing themselves. They'll just get their own money back less what they paid the lawyers. They'll be paying both sides' lawyers even if costs aren't awarded.

Russia mulls making software piracy legal and patent licensing compulsory

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Maybe swap the first two round.

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Re: re: countries that haven't ventured an opinion on the invasion and shelling of civilians

"At least there's an argument that Ukraine being part of NATO threatens Russian security. It is on their border."

Is there? If had to explain this once in another thread. Perhaps you didn't understand it.

NATO was set up as a mutual defence pact to deter war by making invasion of a NATO country counter-productive.

Putin has demonstrated what can happen to a country that's not a member of NATO.

In consequence it looks like Finland which has a long border with Russia but currently isn't a member will become one.

I don't recall NATO being involved in Iraq. I do remember Iraq invading Kuwait.

Linux distros patch 'Dirty Pipe' make-me-root kernel bug

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Re: Linux Bias?

"This is a dangerous vuln that's out in the wild on millions of devices. The fact there's a new kernel doesn't mean Android devices will get updated to it."

That will be the kernel update that arrived last night on my laptop.

As to Android - I'd like to know a bit more about how to exploit it. I might be able to wrest control of my phone from Google.

PsiQuantum envisions a datacenter-sized quantum computer

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If it's photonics there'll be mirrors. Best not to install smoke detectors.

Cloudflare, Akamai: Why we're not pulling out of Russia

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I suppose that if there were regime change in Russia which was more hostile to housing cybercrime operations there might be less of a market for them elsewhere.

UN mulls Russia's pitch for cybercrime treaty

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"It seems Russia's aim is to keep the international community busy and distracted negotiating a new cybercrime convention as a way to stall practical global cybercrime cooperation just at the time it's needed most,"

Exactly the conclusion I'd come to by the time I got half way down the page. It looks as if they've been taking the UK's iterations on investigative powers as a model.

Capgemini wins £30m deal to work on UK customs

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Thanks for your explanation. So yet another consequence of a project (Brexit) undertaken without a feasibility study.

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Re: Capgemini....

But a twice the number you first thought of is a good starting point.

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One of the most telling aspects of this is that it wasn't designed to be integrated with the rest of the systems from the start.

IT blamed after HR forgets to install sockets in new office

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Re: Business as usual

"Just give it to them straight,"

And keep a written record that you did.

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Re: Business as usual

"For example, the did not understand the difference between 'delegation of authority' and 'abrogation of responsibility'."

They probably did.

"Under no circumstances should I ... become a 'self-employed consultant' as I am just not that sort of person."

Actually this works out quite well. You'd find that as a manager you took due note of your staff and as staff you had a manager who had your best interests at heart. You'd also find decisions being made rapidly. You might have had to slap yourself on the wrist for not carrying out annual reviews.

Seriously, a lot of the crap just disappears.

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Re: I want to believe, but...

"there were no toilets in his design. He passed."

In that case where did he pass it?

As to miss-placed pillars, we had a lab designed by a crayon wielder architect who wanted the trendy look of windows extending right to the corners so it looked as if the roof was being held up by magic. My boss's corner office windows were largely blocked by the internal pillar just inside them. They were on the original plans. No amount of complaining would get them changed.

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Re: I want to believe, but...

"The CEO, who is ultimately responsible for employing all these people and overseeing their work but didn't bother to learn about any of this until he happened to encounter a former employee outside the office."

The article says "president". I'm not sure I grok all these top titles which seem to work such as a company can have a president and a chairman and maybe a few others but I'm pretty sure a resident and a CEO are different beasts.

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Re: I want to believe, but...

"It just doesn't seem plausible."

Not all connections are hierarchical. If it had been golf rather than hiking you'd probably have accepted it without a second thought.

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Re: Business as usual

"management books I've read all say something similar:"

Very few managers have read them. Reading is such a waste of time....

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Re: Watch Your Backs

"recorded it formally as my saying that I didn't believe in managing"

As a micro-manager it probably looked that way to her.

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Re: Responsibility

You forget one of the maxims of IT, especially when dealing with HR: the ultimate sanction of IT is to give the user eactly what they asked for or, in this case, didn't.

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Re: The first casualty of war is the truth.

"Dictators and HR"

"And" not needed. The one is a subset of the other.

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Re: HR or Steve's Boss

HR would be the first to realise the cheapest direction of blame shifting would be onto someone on probation. Steve's manager would simply be bypassed when reporting upwards.

Customer service chatbot sector forecast to be worth $7bn this year

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Re: "LiveStory"

I'll believe they've got this right if they can produce a deep-fake of my grandmother (d1960) which can explain the family story of her being sent to New York to try to break up her courtship with my grandfather: what ship she sailed on and who she stayed with. I won't be holding my breath.

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Re: Chatbots are pointless

"I bet that the $7bn figure was plucked from the a$$ of some marketing droid with no information to back it up."

Close. It's from Gartner.

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Re: Alternate Reality?

More likely the other 2,000 people in the queue before you are there because they have also found the website to be useless for their query. The only people who don't know this are managing customer disservice. They think their website does everything the customer should need. They think the reason the telephone queues are so long is that people don't know about the website. If they actually cared they might analyse the queries coming in through the phone to find out whether they could be answered by the site as it stands, what needs to be done to improve in and how to then staff their phones at a level which doesn't result in them claiming they're dealing with the same unusual level of enquires they've had for the last several years.

Internet backbone Cogent cuts Russia connectivity

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Re: unwarranted and unprovoked invasion of Ukraine,

The purpose of NATO was to deter war by providing a sufficiently strong defence as to make invading a member counter-productive. Putin has demonstrated very effectively what can happen to a country that does not have that protection. He seems to be prompting Finland to seek it.

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Re: Captcha

I was thinking of a Captcha with "Click on the images of Ukrainian apartment blocks shelled by the invading Russian army" or "Click on the images of casualties injured by the invading Russian army" etc.

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Re: Captcha

While I'm normally hostile to advertising something along these lines sounds like a good idea. Make it impossible to use web sites outside Russia without encountering regular reports from Ukraine.

DBAs massively over-provision Oracle to protect themselves: Microsoft

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Re: github?

They own Github so why wouldn't they treat it as their publishing arm? It probably has the effect of drawing its existence to the attention of some managerial types who wouldn't otherwise have heard of it. You can just imagine some CFO telling his IT bods "I've just come across this Github thing. Maybe you should look into it."

Enterprise IT finds itself in a war zone – with no script

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"Of these aspects, the lack of leadership is the most pressing. That's not the sector's fault: effective embargoes need coherent and unambiguous governmental and regulatory guidance, neither of which are visible."

Formally that second sentence might be true. In reality, however, the industry could, and arguabley should, be telling the government and regulatory bodies of what's needed. The lack of leadership isn't as implied, all on the governmental side.

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Re: The West will have this chance only once...

"5-10 years from now, China will have those keys."

Given that western countries have spent the last few decades steadily pushing their more and more of their supply chains to China, whose fault is that?

Russia acknowledges sanctions could hurt its tech companies

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Re: Voodoo economics

Quite. The cost of all the incentives can only be met by printing more roubles and hence adding to inflation. They'll end up seeking economic aid from Venezuela.

PayPal, Visa, Mastercard suspend Russian services

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Re: Who is the target?

True up to a point but you would realise it if you tried to make an online purchase from outside the EU. At the moment, however, the average Russian might not be making onlne purchases from outside Russia.

The effect of all these impositions which are being decried on the grounds that they only affect ordinary Russians is to contradict the Russian government's efforts to pretend to its people that nothing out of the way is happening.

Russia’s invasion kicks Senate into cybersecurity law mode

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Re: Air gaps don't work

Could you please direct me to the part of the article where air gaps are mentioned. I seem to have missed it somehow.

Proprietary neural tech you had surgically implanted? Parts shortage

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Re: "unnecessary computer sounds"

people who think the actual purpose of their car is to provide noise for the mile diameter circle their car is the center of

If I could work out how to switch to it instantly I'd have the climax of The Great Gate of Kiev (orch Ravel) on the car sound system to deal with such occasions.

And to demonstrate that just loud isn't necessarily impressive.

Microsoft says hello again to China, goodbye to Russia

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I suppose Russian businesses will just use those centres.

Saving a loved one from a document disaster

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Re: Rather computers than cars

Ouch. You just brought back the days when part of my job was to assist she who at that stage had not yet become SWMBO on field work. As it was in winter it involved driving back after dark on the tractor infested and hence mud covered roads of north Antrim in the Botany Dept Mini whose headlights, even when clean, looked as if they were powered by a couple of candles.

Apple, Google, Microsoft, Mozilla agree on something: Make web dev lives easier

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Re: How about…

"constantly under revision to ensure implementaitons match the spec or, if necessary, the spec matches the implementations."

If the latter is the case why do we increasingly see so many sites which won't work with some browsers?

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Re: How about…

Then it's not easy to fix because 'backwards compatibility'

Backwards compatibility is being dealt with by messages saying "Your browser is too old for this site". It isn't necessarily old, it's just one that the designer couldn't be arsed to support because they want to produce the flashiest, least secure thing possible so that means concentrating on just one engine - and quite possibly dropping functionality.

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Re: A bit of qualification

if 'best viewed in X" hasn't been the case for years it's only because it's increasingly the case of "only viewable by Y". The whole web design industry is a foetid mess.

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Re: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

"designed to show text and hyperlinks"

And to be platform neutral.

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Re: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

It's web designers who should be rethought from scratch.

NHS Digital's demise bad for 55 million patients' privacy – ex-chairman

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Re: Privacy forever

"And here we all still are, still letting private operators carve off bits that might join some someday metaverse, and still locked up with forever-privacy squeals."

That sounds like cause and effect.

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