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UK becomes Unicorn Kingdom, where AI fairy dust earns King's ransom

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Re: How many times?

45 years takes us back to 1978. It includes the time that Gordon Brown spent getting us into a big financial hole under labour. I also remember the years that lead up to 1978 and the winter of discontent as it was called. No party in my lifetime has had a monopoly of governing the UK badly.

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Re: The UK is going to the dogs, not the unicorns!

"he knows we loaded the Brexit gun"

We?

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Re: Brexit

Not just promised, but relied on them.

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Re: "The UK’s GREAT"?

My experience was that there were some not so good people from East Belfast saying that and you'd have been at risk of getting more than your Asperger's rubbed up the wrong way had you tried to tell them that.

Identity is more complex than you allow for. However if you want to confine it to geographical terms, just look on a map for the British Isles.

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Re: "...to make up for the inflation which has ravaged their pay packet, according to unions..."

"based on some very dubious science"

I don't think I'd have put it in such complimentary words.

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AI, what is the sum of the iternal angles of a triangle.

The four internal angles of a triangle add up to 360 degrees.

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Re: "The UK’s GREAT"?

It's more complicated than that. E.g. my children, both born in Belfast (as was their mother), would assure you they're British despite having taken out Irish passports so they can also be EU citizens if need be.

Apache Superset: A story of insecure default keys, thousands of vulnerable systems, few paying attention

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Re: Got there in the end.

"don't want to break existing installs"

It's best to look on those installs as already broken and needing to be fixed.

Microsoft makes Windows Server 2022 licenses a little less cynical

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Re: Squeezing the process

"I wonder when they will come up with licenses that charge by-the-instruction as to how many clock cycles you are using in your program."

Don't forget to charge extra for branches and exponential charges on the number of times round a loop.

Oracle's examplar win over SAP for Birmingham City Council is 3 years late

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"It's like saying Tesco's and Lidl are both supermarkets, so why don't they use the same systems?"

They're competitors. They're very likely to have different approaches to almost anything to give themselves competitive edge over the others.

Birmingham isn't in competition with my local council. There's no reason why either of them should be looking to their systems to differentiate them from the other. It's true that with the variation of local hierarchies we have these days different councils might have a different mix of responsibilities so that somebody else's council might, in their area, have some of the responsibilities my parish council has here & some of those of my metropolitan council. Even so that situation could be dealt with by the relevant councils using the appropriate mix of modules from a common design.

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In practice it tends to be "We've always done it badly this way".

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What are they doing that's unique to Birmingham? There are enough local councils that there should be an off-the-shelf package to service there needs. Maybe a combination of off-the-shelf packages that need some integration. Integration that, given the number of councils, should also be standard practice because it's been done elsewhere.

You can cross 'Quantum computers to smash crypto' off your list of existential fears for 30 years

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"and the latest Pentagon leak is alleged to have involved a guy showing off classified information on Discord to impress friends"

And let's not forget the showing to journalists so they can ghost-write your book leak especially when you forget that they might write other stuff as well.

First attempt by Japan's ispace biz to land on Moon ends in awkward silence

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"we have to assume that we could not complete the landing on the lunar surface"

They may well have landed. There are landings and there are landings. A good landing is one you can walk away from (not that that would apply on the moon at present) and a great landing is one where the vehicle still works.

Building your own private 5G is as easy as Wi-Fi

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Well played, sir.

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Re: What I need is a 3G network.

My final client before I retired had a femtocell (or possibly several) so that their mobile phoness would work inside the large metal shed that housed their factory. I never looked at the mechanisms or costs of this but I assume it must have been put together in association with their mobile operator.

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"ivory tower architects"

Whilst a finely carved base station tower would be an improvement on the normal run of things you, quite rightly, can't get the ivory these days.

US to focus on stifling online attacks rather than snagging criminal convictions

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It's a welcome change.

We frequently see reports that investigations have run for months or even more than a year before the operation is shut down. Do they really need to do that in order to get sufficient evidence for a case worth taking to court or are is the case taking its time going through the prosecutor's system long after sufficient evidence has been gathered?

If you don't get open source's trademark culture, expect bad language

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Re: Well, I'm not gonna use rust again for the forseeable future.

Follow the lik and check out the bit about fair use.

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I've always considered Windows to be quite opaque.

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"I suspect that these rules were probably written by a lawyer"

Very likely, but the lawyer still has to be briefed and it's up to someone from the foundation to do that, review the results, go back and forth as many times as are required. The lawyer can provide the law but the foundation has to provide the culture. Either the foundation didn't do that or they don't share the culture of the community they're supposed to be supporting. Maybe they forget they were supporting a community.

Tech giants could pay 10% of turnover under draft UK law

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What part didn't you understand? "Global" or "turnover"?

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"this is still way better than a situation where tech giants manage to lobby the government to the point that no such laws are put into place."

Let's wait and see. This is early days.

Quantum computing: Hype or reality? OVH says businesses would be better off prepared

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You could start trying to brute-force decryption now by conventional means. The only criteria to decide whether to do that are the cost and the likelihood of the result being useful when you get it and the "when" starts now. That will still be the case if you wait for quantum decryption. What's more, if you've already got the data the "when" still starts now. You have to work out whether a slow ongoing process will take longer than a long wait and a quick process. I don't suppose either process will be cheap.

Brit politicians, Big Tech grumble about India tech laws

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Re: 'government-run "fact checking" unit'

In an environment where people seem free to introduce their own alternative facts the only approach to fact checking is to trust nobody, check for yourself and use the historian's source criticism skills, training in statistics and domain knowledge.

We're doomed, I tell you, doomed.

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techUK's position that any trade deal should include "free and trusted cross-border data flows; a ban on data localisation requirements"

Are either of the parties in a position to earn trust? And isn't data localisation a good idea, always assuming that you can trust the place where it's localised which isn't going ot be easy with HMG's Online [Un]saftey Bill?

Where are we now – Microsoft 363? Cloud suite suffers another outage

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Re: still having issues with shared calendars not being available for some O365 users

"Take the option to work in the Server Room !!!"

Once you're in there, install an instance of NextCloud and use that to share calendars.

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Re: Making on-prem more expensive is a feature, not a bug

"Its a great scheme: Microsoft control the pricing of both on-prem and cloud, so they can raise the prices of both almost at will to get the most profitable outcome for each."

Only for their own products. If you don't like that situation you can go elsewhere. If you're totally sold on the idea that there are no alternatives, maybe you should review the market.

Mandiant's 'most prevalent threat actor' may be living under your roof – the teenager

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Looking at that Twillio report as well as this article it appears that users are able to believe that security related messages will be sent to them by a channel that the business does not control, SMS.

There appears to be a need to establish a secure channel for such messages and well defined processes for expiry (or not) and reset of passwords, that the users are trained to recognise those and report any that fall outside them and that the training is reinforced, not only by repetition but also by tests with fake phishing programmes.

These attempts are succeeding because there are gaps in the users' knowledge of what to expect by way of genuine communication so close up those gaps.

That's cute. UK.gov gathers up £100M for AI super-models

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I wonder how many times that money gets announced before it gets spent. Always assuming it does get spent.

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Re: Eminently qualified

"who had his own app by the way"

Which, remembering the reports about that, is sufficient to rule him out.

Balloon-borne telescope returns first photos in search for dark matter

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Re: Stabiliser?

Orientation might involve some interesting engineering, position not so much. When you're taking images of something as distant as galaxies you'd need to go a lot further than a side-wind might take you to worry about parallax or focussing.

IBM pauses counting its billions to trim Red Hat staff

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That excessive growth has to be trimmed, otherwise it'll embarrass the rest of IBM.

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"cutting all the HR talent recruiters who lived beyond a certain distance from Raleigh. That way they couldn’t be blamed for discrimination, but wow, what a way to lose talent indiscriminately."

That depends. The distance might be one beyond which, entirely coincidentally, only some older recruiters lived.

Techie sacked after jetting to tropical island on sick leave

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Are we to assume that they still don't have enough people on duty and they're now worse off by one?

Microsoft suggests businesses buy fewer PCs. No, really

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Re: 30 years or 800 years.....M$ supplies 5 minutes!!!!!

"but why can't I read or edit my M$ Word documents from 1990 using M$ software today?"

I thought it worked the other way round until MS got their arm twisted to sort of standardise the format. If you had Word x you couldn't read a .doc written with Word X+1 so you had to buy Word X + 1just to open documents someone else sent to you. But Word X + 1 had to be able to (usually) read a .doc written by Word X. Not even MS could have got away without that. I did come across one .doc with macros that was absolutely version specific and would simply hang the entire box that ran any other version.

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Re: Citrix

Back about then I had a gig overseeing UAT for a server upgrade of an application I'd had a hand in developing years before that. The timing should make it clear this was strictly character-based stuff and they were using some sort of thin-client devices for at least some of their users. The UAT had gone ahead, the application had been cut over to the new H/W & everyone was happy. I was just about to pack up & go home when there was an urgent call to say somebody was now getting unacceptable performance.

It turned out that although it was supposed to be character based the business had bought some sort of package to GUIfy sessions. They weren't supposed to be using it but of course there's always one...

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Your staff will be doing SFA until you send them home to work.

Of course it might be a fleet of JCBs we've not been told about but Microsoft seem to be doing the job quite nicely and sending them home to work won't help.

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Re: "meaning fewer devices need to be summoned into existence"

Nadella know this. In fact, it's the root of his problem. If nobody's buying PCs they're not buying Windows licences. If they're not buying Windows licences because they've got them the only option to keep the money coming in is to rent them another licence that they don't need.

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Re: Why not go all the way?

A Raspberry Pi would have more than enough power to run the equivalent of a Chromebook and/or to run the usual suite of Linux office applications - LibreOffice or whatever (there are choices). I'm not saying you'd necessarily put one in your Chromebook equivalent but it's not a tough job for an ARM processor. But why would you want a Windows VM in your thin client?

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That depends on the cost of the remore service. And once you're nicely locked into that....

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The answer isn't a Chromebook as such but something like it that isn't tied to a specific service.

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Re: Didn't Oracle come up with a similar idea

But just think of all the Windows and Office licences they'll be able to sell when that happens.

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Nor do all those bits get shuffled backwards and forwards to and from the cloud do so without more energy being expended doing so. What is the carbon footprint of the internet? Not the computers connected to it, just the routers etc?

That 3CX supply chain attack keeps getting worse: Other vendors hit

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Re: "Tapio was fired by the board [..] shortly after the breach"

"That was a very good start"

Providing it's not used by boards to cover up their own culpability.

Support chap put PC into 'drying mode' and users believed it was real

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Re: Not his first rodeo

A lot of them fell foul of increasing clock speeds.

Microsoft nopes out after Twitter starts charging $$$ for API access

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You're describing rational management. I seems a bit out of place here...

Thanks for fixing the computer lab. Now tell us why we shouldn’t expel you?

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Re: Command.com

"I never saw 8" as standard on a PC."

People were calling microprocessor-based computers PCs before IBM contrived to hi-jack the term. They included Z80-powered S-100 bus machines and I had one of those in the lab. It used 8" floppies.

Florida folks dragged out of bed by false emergency texts

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Re: Why would anyone leave these turned on?

"If you have teenage children, you may sleep better knowing that they can reach you."

You can turn off your mobile without turning off the land-line. You already turned off your land-line? Your choice.

Pentagon shoots down UFO rumors but says 650 cases are still pending

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Re: That's why they changed the name.

Same logic applies.

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