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UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

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Re: Perfectly factual advertisement, what's the fuss?

"Undoubtedly I could learn to be graceful and have the strength and dedication of a ballet dancer"

Good for you, I certainly couldn't. What I did do was make a few sideways changes, one out of my preferred branch of biology into another which claimed to offer a career and another out of that into IT when I decided it really didn't.

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The career of a teacher is probably longer than that of an active dancer. If they all went into teaching there'd be more teachers than dancers.

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Re: Those raising issue at the outrage.

"Indeed, you can take a pension early from that job."

I wonder how much actual pension they can have built up before they need to retire. I doubt there are enough teaching and choreography jobs to move into.

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"Skilled technical specialists don't get paid more, the computer software used to decide the pay rate for a job seems to mark specialist skills down - that's not just in IT, that's across all specialisms."

Unsurprisingly nothing seems to have changed since the 1980s. Promotion from SSO to PSO depended on responsibility but that was defined as management responsibility. The fact that in my speciality there was the individual responsibility for giving evidence that might put someone away for life didn't count.

I bailed, went into IT and the money started going up and up. I think it came as a slight shock to my former employers but from what I heard, not enough to do anything useful. However, entirely coincidentally, I was offered the promotion to PSO without any of the normal procedures as soon as I handed in my notice.

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Re: Perfectly factual advertisement, what's the fuss?

It's not an art form I follow but I wouldn't be surprised to discover that ballet also had intellectual demands.

I'm in favour of big changes of career. It gets you out of a rut and there's nothing that says you can only be good at one thing.

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Re: Cyber gets the budget

Yup. The agency that put the ad together flubbed that one as well.

Mind you, they succeeded in one respect: this is an ad which I've actually seen, even if not in the intended context.

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It would be as well to remember that the campaign will have been put together by an agency dominated by arts types who probably know no more about law than about IT (and probably not more about dance either).

It does occur to me that the working life of most ballet dancers is probably short. What do they do when the body can't cope any more?

Open Invention Network adds Microsoft's exFAT to Linux System Definition, Satan spotted throwing snowballs

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This sort of thing is getting me worried these stories about a Linux kernel in Windows might be true. Worried because there's less likely to be enthusiasm for existing developers to do stuff for Microsoft, Linus gets pushed out and then Microsoft themselves start shoving dubious stuff in there. EEE accomplished.

Yahoo! Groups! to! shut! down! completely! on! December! 15!... Tens! mourn!

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"Then again, we're getting on fine without Alta Vista."

I'm not sure about "fine" when you look at some of the alternatives.

UK taxman waves through £168.8m Fujitsu contract because no one else can hold up 30-year-old infrastructure

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The advantages of outsourcing. Instead of being stuck with your own employees you can pick and choose from all the usual suspects a huge selection of candidates and galaxy of talent. Until you can't.

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Re: VME

Maybe not in this case.Tax is one of the things that gets tinkered with on a regular basis.

It's likely to be a result of careful design a long time ago rather the frAgile development doing what's easy or absolutely necessary this sprint and leaving the difficult stuff like flexibility till later. And later. And really a lot later. Either that or the bits that threw in obstacles were hammered out of the way in the course of successive budgets - that's the Chancellor's budgets, the ones he reads to Parliament.

Britannia should rule the (cyber) waves, minister tells Singapore event in bid to drum up Commonwealth support

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Re: Another Loon Living in the Past. Britain Has Joined the Ranks of the Former Great Nations

Ah, but Brexit will restore all that. It will wind the world back to the time before Suez when we still had most of the empire and a navy that ruled the waves. Even before Covid. Brexit solves all problems.

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Business as usual

Homegrown Unbeatable BRItish Solution

HUBRIS.

Arm has 11 months to hire 490 UK techies. Good thing there isn't a pandemic on. Or, say, Brexit

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Re: Void Brexit Woes

OP's handle seems appropriate for that.

IT Marie Kondo asks: Does this noisy PC spark joy? Alas, no. So under the desk it goes

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Re: Location location location

"The EM suite was in the basement for stability"

Ours was on the first floor. However it had its own separate floor slab on its own columns - sort of like a 6 legged table. I'm not sure that actually helped but as it was almost entirely devoted to looking for gun-shot residues with XRF I didn't have occasion to use it.

Global Privacy Control emerges as latest attempt to let netizens choose whether they want to be tracked online

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"its backers believe this time will be different."

Really?

Selling hardware on a pay-per-use or subscription model is a 'lie' created by marketing bods

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"Buy in the stuff that's ancillary to your core business"

This assumes you're capable of working out what's core and what's ancillary. Do you need IT to run production? To take orders? To move product off the shelves? Is IT core or just ancillary?

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Emigrated to Oz.

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"Kill All Beancounters then?"

Just can them.

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Re: Depends?

Oh, I get the point, OK. But if ERP, on-prem or in cloud, is at the core of what the business does there needs to be some expertise in-house or maybe on-call. Maybe the OP performs the latter function as I did for a small engineers' supplier. The same applies to any sort of business which depends on IT.

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Re: Cashflow & tax rules

Best of luck with it. And if in doubt, let them eat the students.

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Re: Sod IT

I suppose if you only need Photoshop occasionally the pay as you go option works out cheaper. But so does Krita.

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Re: Depends?

So they get rid of that employee when they go to ...S. Now they have nobody who knows what to do when something goes wrong.

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Re: Cashflow & tax rules

"So I looked at AutoCad"

What was the eventual verdict?

A 73bn-kg, skyscraper-size chocolate creme egg spinning fast enough to eventually explode – it's asteroid Bennu

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Re: Interesting thought

The description suggests that it's spinning and the outer crust is sufficiently consolidated to hold the core in place against centrifugal force. If it were disrupted centrifugal force would disperse the core so what we'd get would be a fraction of it in separate chunks. The question then arises as to how big those chunks might be. Would they burn up on the atmosphere?

As per earlier comment, this is a sample of one. Is it a common structure? How do you identify others without going to visit them?

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Re: Interesting thought

The alternative is that the fragments re-coalesce to form new asteroids.

However, this is a sample of one...

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A new Register measure of mass - the Bennu?

From the Department of WCGW: An app-controlled polycarbonate lock with no manual override/physical key

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"two words you dread the most"

"Staffing review" (Particularly dreadful for LinkedInners I'd have thought).

"Unannounced audit"

"Brake failure"

"Engine failure"

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Polycarbonate proving difficult? This https://www.theplasticshop.co.uk/plastic_technical_data_sheets/chemical_resistance_guide_polycarbonate_sheet.pdf has a useful looking table of possible solvents and non-solvents although all the possibles seem even less attractive than the problem.

Somehow the whole story reminds me of a reported episode from student days when a particularly obnoxious denizen of halls was pounced on by several others after a party and treated with contact adhesive (who had that handy, I wonder; was there really glue-sniffing going on in those far-off days?). Subsequently taken to the local hospital and greeted by the doctor with "Christ, is this some new perversion?".

Want to set up a successful bug bounty? Make sure you write it for the flaw finders and not the lawyers

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"Vote fraud existed long before electronic voting came on the scene."

Automation makes everything so much easier.

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Voting machines

I suppose the explanation is that there's not enough money to be made from providing pencils and sealable boxes with slots in the top.

Why is IoT locked in 'proof-of-concept hell'? Stakeholders don't talk to each other, and return on investment is hazy

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Dammit, so's a g!

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Is it because so many IoT ideas are misspelled? "di" is missin.

Crown Prosecution Service solicitor accused of targeting judge ex-wife's lover through work computer systems

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"It appears that cases may be on the increase this year, perhaps thanks to COVID-19 forcing most of the UK to stay at home."

Given increasing delays in the courts any cases arising out of WFH aren't going to surface in the courts for some time. Getting cases to court is a process subject to Hofstadter's law.

BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age

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Re: Uh...

Mission Control is firmly set in the building and the company isn't going to migrate to the cloud - not until BOFH is in control of the cloud. It might change if a more convenient place can be found for Mission Control and the DC - say the back room of a pub.

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"I feel like I've wasted my life."

Not entirely. George must have picked up the tip about open windows somewhere. Or was it the other way around?

IBM to spin out Managed Infrastructure Services biz – yes, the one that was subject to all those redundancies

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"It will leverage its unrivaled expertise..."

I thought the unrivalled expertise had already been levered out as being too expensive.

Britain should have binned Huawei 5G kit years ago to cuddle up with Trump, says Parliamentary committee

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Re: HuaWei - a Trade War not a Security war

"Why would the UK accept anything emanating from USA politicians"

Because beggars can't be choosers and that's the situation we'll be in come 2021.

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"And 1g is a backronym for cellular mobile telephones."

Your 1g is, in fact, the first GSM mobile telephone system. It wasn't the first cellular system; that was TACS. And TACS wasn't the first mobile system. Back in the mid-80s the bit of BT that eventually became part of O2 still had a product called System 4 running alongside the newly introduced TACS.

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Re: Blue sky thinking?

"And this is supposed to be government by a party known for its financial responsibility."

It got taken over.

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Re: Remember...

"I expect the EU will be added to the list come January."

For a substantial part of the current HMG it's been on their list for some time except, of course, when they're looking for somewhere to go on holiday.

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Re: National Cyber Security Should Investigate Government Systems

"handing over contracts and Intellectual Property to Huawei."

Would that be the Huawei that has a large number of telecoms patents of its own? Or the Huawei that was about to establish an R&D base in Cambridge? Or was it the Huawei which, alone of the telecoms equipment providers, made arrangements to have its software open for examination to UK security*?

At the very least we should demand any alternative equipment providers be as open as Huawei has been compelled to be. Who knows - if that were the situation we could actually make informed decisions on the basis of technical merit.

* Who seem to have found poor coding standards but nothing malicious.

Yes, it's down again: Microsoft's Office 365 takes yet another mid-week tumble, Azure also unwell

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Re: Bizarre

That's what we've been saying for a long time. We're due for the invention of a small, relatively self-contained computer that can sit on your desk of just on your knee and only connects to the wider world occasionally. I can't think what we'll call it.

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Re: Reminds me

It's certainly normal weather up here in the North.

ICANN begs Europe: Please fill in the blanks on this half-assed GDPR-compliant Whois we came up with

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Re: Time to get rid of ICANN?

There needs to be a definitive account of addresses as a source for secondary services. It's easy to see why malware might deviate from that.

However the primary requirement of the ICANN root service is to point to the TLD servers so the TLDs could, if sufficient of them chose (and managed!) to agree amongst themselves to take one of the root server mirrors into the primary. The likely outcome would be a certain amount of conflicts due to holdouts but if those making the initial break were sufficiently dominant the rest would have to follow eventually. The difference between the heretic and the orthodox is who wins.

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Re: Why is this differnet from Companies House

You're assuming that domain owners are corporate bodies that make such filings elsewhere. Many of us here have our own domains for our own purposes such as email addresses and are entitled to privacy in this as in any other respect. Individual privacy is regarded as a basic right in Europe. Your use of SCC suggests your expectations are US-centric where you're denied such rights.

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Re: Whois lookups used to be useful

This is exactly why I suggested above that corporate registrants should be disclosed in whois. The baby has been thrown out with the bathwater.

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It might be mandatory but if the domain owner chooses not to do so it's a bit difficult to work out who they are.

If BigCo has their website flogging their rather dubious products they may well register some "review" site which habitually praises them and do so anonymously because they can.

I vaguely remember receiving spam fa few times from somebody flogging print services. They put their limited co name on the email but not their registered number. I think there were also some errors on their website - possibly about address - so I grassed them up to Companies' House who didn't fine them but "helped them" to fix their errors. The spam stopped.

UK ISP TalkTalk confirms it will MullMull go-private takeover offer valuing it at £1.1bn

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They probably think they can increase profits by shaving a bit off the running costs.

Chef leaves a bad taste: Staff cut in 'horrid, bleak' week after Progress swallows DevOps darling for $220m

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Re: Don't relax

Train them in all the bad habits they can thing of.

"We discovered that validating inputs was a big drag on performance. We were going to remove it in the next version."

"Customers tell us that credential checking is too restrictive at present."

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