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From Agile to AI: Anniversary workshop says test-driven development ideal for AI coding

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I've seen something like that happen but with a different function and language.

A good few months back I came across some early Linux program to use some LLM to generate code. I wondered if it had imbibed the Free Pascal Library so I asked for code to generate a UUID of a specific version, number (I can't remember which). It certainly hadn't. It wrote a few lines of Pascal with a UUID (not of the correct version embeded as a literal whd wrote it out.

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TTD & AI. Expect something like https://xkcd.com/221/

How many of you guessed correctly?

Founder ditches AWS for Euro stack, finds sovereignty isn't plug-and-play

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Good for him but if he'd tried to do this before AI, LLMs etc. would he have found it impossible to build such a site? If not why is this waste of silicon and energy being rolled into it?

Snyk CEO bails, wants someone with more AI experience to replace him

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Re: "an era of hyper-intensive AI innovation"

Why the coat icon? It was pretty much my own translation of what he said.

Desktop tech sent to prison for an education on strange places to put tattoos

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Re: School church group trip to prison

knife was passed around the jury for inspection with a label saying "murder weapon" and not "alleged murder weapon"

Even "alleged" would be a bit much. A label should ust state where it was found. Even if the pathologist removes it from the body the officer receiving it should just label it as "Received from doctor $NAME". Whoever was responsible should have known better.

AI agents abound, unbound by rules or safety disclosures

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Safety disclosures. Perhaps this is the answer.

Require all public facing responses - searches, web-site customer disservice bots, emails, images, etc to carry the equivalence of a public health warning

"This material has been created by AI and may be partially or entirely untrue and cannot be safely relied on.".

That should be possible under consumer protection law for anything addressed to the general public and maybe also the likes of Copilot on Windows Home editions. If it were encountered often enough in those circumstances the general idea might seep through to users within business.

Attackers have 16-digit card numbers, expiry dates, but not names. Now org gets £500k fine

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Perhaps a £500k fine, individual apologies to those affected and a well publicised public apology to encourage the others to do better.

Microsoft boffins cook up archival storage using Pyrex glass they say can last over 10,000 years

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Re: Do they make their own Pyrex?

It was used to extract pollen from soils and late glacial clays. If the centrifuging worries you scares you what about the stage before that? Boiling up in platinum crucibles. SWMBO did a lot more soil pollen work than I did

Somebody before us must have been in the habit of tipping the supernatant down the sink without enough running water. It was a Belfast sink (in Belfast) and kept leaking. I tightened up the drain connections a number of times but finally realised the glaze had become porous. Apart from the immediate plastic connections the drains would have been glazed earthenware as well. I wonder what condition they were in.

Another nasty substance in the process was a mixture of acetic anhydride and conc sulphuric acid, with the mixture being heated in a boiling water bath. It explodes in contact with water so the sample had to be washed in glacial acetic before and after. The object was to destroy as much non-pollen organic material as possible. The preliminary 10% NaOH treatment was relatively mild in comparison.

The outer coat of pollen grans is a remarkably tough material.

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Re: Do they make their own Pyrex?

"I think polycarbonate testtubes were used for introductory chem lab courses at one point."

We occasionally used polypropylene tubes for centrifuging material suspended in hydrofluoric acid.

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"It also breaks down more slowly than the plastics or mechanical components found in hard disks or magnetic tape drives"

Also longer than the electrolytics in the H/W they'll need to read it with.

6,000 execs struggle to find the AI productivity boom

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Re: The reason seems to be in history repeating itself

With respect to 4 I can see this being taken up enthusiastically be companies whose customer-facing operations are already dire and are seeking to not improve them at lower cost.

They're the sort of people who would list things from 1 o 4 & then choose C & D.

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Re: Perhaps

The people whose job it is to call useless meetings drag in people who should really be doing real work.

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There is one possible gain. An AI avatar to attend meetings. As standard it would be prompted "If they want anything from us find out what it is and say we might get back to them. Otherwise make occasional encouraging but non-committal noises but don't promise them anything". Then the meeting can go ahead without interrupting work. Eventually everyone uses an avatar, meetings are no less effective than they were before. The only ones attending were those calling the meetings because they have nothing to get on with instead; they can be culled.

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"The respondents also expect their businesses to become more productive by about 1.4 percent over the next three years due to AI."

The triumph of hope over experience.

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You forgot fusion power.

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Somehow all these promises remind me of those from long ago of computers bringing about the paperless office when they ended up printing paper on an almost industrial scale.

Europe's 5G Standalone stall risks falling behind US, Asia

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A Patrick Campbell cat?

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Re: Trump 1 - Europe 0…

https://forums.theregister.com/post/search/?q=amanfrommars1

Tesla drops 'Autopilot' branding in California after DMV order

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Re: Statement from Elon Musk

I'd welcome it. SWMBO is going to have to give up driving because of sight problems - in fact essentially has. I'm starting to find driving tedious. But I don't really expect to see it.

Anthropic's latest Sonnet gets better at using computers, amid bouts of existential angst

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Soap opera

The usual soap powder advertising approach. Something that was previously supposed to be wonderful is suddenly replaced by "New, Improved".

Godot maintainers struggle with 'draining and demoralizing' AI slop submissions

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Set a word limit below the expected number of words in a slop submission. Require a fee to be paid with longer submissions to be refunded if the reviewer determines that it was a valid submission and use the retained fees for a bounty scheme. At the very least any submitter who starts with AI will have to do some work to get it below the limit or they lose money. Sadly, it will probably raise very little for bounties but should bring back sanity.

Your AI-generated password isn't random, it just looks that way

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Re: AI security company Irregular.....

"how exactly does one create an AI Security company?"

Think of a good name. If you're in the UK register it at Companies House, otherwise in the local equivalent.

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There is no understanding of anything.

£111M later, frictionless post-Brexit border dream 'brought to early closure'

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Re: Not Brexit.

Why would we have needed this to trade with our home market which was, previously, the whole of the EU?

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Re: Duty

"golden pension"

If they're like that now they've changed since my day. Moving to private enterprise gave a much better deal in terms of pension, pay and promotion.

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I think that might be a whoosh. Poe's law strikes again.

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Re: Another one of Boris Johnson's great announcements

It was necessary for BoJo to announce something like this to support the argument that Brexit wouldn't make any difference except for the alleged benefits.

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"major digital transformations need clear accountability when they falter"

Sir Humphry would have objected in the strongest possible terms - A Bennite solution, even.

Microsoft throws spox under the bus after Parliament testimony on ICC email kerfuffle

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Those rule need to extend not just of government contracts but also those for critical infrastructure.

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Whatever the situation then (and it's taken long enough for them to offer a correction, if that's what it is) the possibility has now been realised, along with the impact of the CLOUD Act. Whatever is now offered as a sovereign solution is going to be looked at very carefull, especially as Microsoft's President and chief legal counsel said they couldn't do it.

Linus Torvalds and friends tell The Reg how Linux solo act became a global jam session

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"and to this day I don't know why Linus's experimental OS became the Linux we know today"

I think that is largely down to Linus himself and they way he was prepared to make it a communal effort.

Another factor might have been Minix which AFAICR was not so much an academic OS as an educational one. I wonder how many of the early contributors were studying that.

A final aspect must have been that they were familiar with Unix but even the SCO version was expensive. If SCO had grasped the fact that hey could have sold it at scale at a desktop OS price (there was a GUI desktop available) they could have cleaned up.

Palo Alto CEO says AI isn’t great for business, yet

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Re: Are consumers holding the lever in AI spending / bubble building?

Consumers may use it until they have to start paying prices that can offer a minute ROI for the amounts being poured into it.

Infosys bows to its master, signs deal with Anthropic

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and "improve service delivery," whatever that might mean

It's something they're expected to say. Just words but if they weren't in there people would think there was something wrong.

CIOs told: Prove your AI pays off – or pay the price

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Re: Value what you can measure or measure what you value

" But we all know that pretty much any marketing claim (and that is all they were) for any product - but particularly in IT - doesn't stand up to scrutiny."

I think in this case "we" doesn't include C-suite execs. To them it's all wonderful, magical even, and cannot possibly fail because marketing told them and they come from marketing themselves and hence are devoid of any cognitive dissonance.

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Re: neither increased revenue nor decreased costs

Except for those AI-washing lay-offs.

Keir Starmer declares 'months' timeline for social media age clampdown in UK

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Re: Age Limit For Social Media

It's so that those who have been pissed off by the social media restrictions can have an earlier opportunity to express their views on the matter.

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Re: They work for foreign wealth managers

Several of them have been in government and have demonstrated that they were awful. Arguably, with that lot out of the way the Tories are now a better bet.

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Re: A tiny mind juggling too many thoughts?

"During his short time in office, Mr Starmer has accumulated serious threats to his credibility"

One of his problems is that he won a landslide election. A large HoC majority always encourages MPs, ministers or otherwise to daftness because they can't be booted out by losing a by-election or two so there's nothing to make governments concentrate on essentials and no party discipline to stop squabbling.

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Re: All hail the General Secretary and President of the Socialist Republic of Osnaburgh Street /s

A continuation of the streak that ran through Old New Labour.

Capita taps Microsoft Copilot to dig it out from UK pensions backlog

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... and now you have two problems.

Passive RFIDs can now stream telemetry data from sensors

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"Panasonic says the standard means devices and sensor terminals from different manufacturers can interoperate"

Incoming incompatible Microsoft version with added CoPilot & ads.

Why does the Windows 11 taskbar hurt me like that?

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Re: Nobody cares

Wasn't internet Explorer introduced in his time?

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Re: Optimized for Microsoft, not for the user.

What you don't realise is that the Microsoft design team is a due: Dogbert and Mordac.

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Re: Make the Start Menu Great Again

It sounds like my KDE menu.

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Re: From left to right

Doesn't the taskbar even autohide?

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"the vast majority of people don't want them"

I have a nasty sneaky feeling that while the vast majority of el Reg readers don't there may be a vast number, if not majority, of users out there who actually think they're being provided with a wonderful personal service. It's frightening thought. Could it be true?

You probably can't trust your password manager if it's compromised

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Re: Offline

The easiest way to compromise security is to put convenience first.

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Re: If you were serious about security

A good start is to use a unique ID for each service and preferably not an email address. A unique ID and password constitute two separate factors in themself. As most users only have a single email address demanding that as a user ID reduces it down to a single factor.

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Re: No servers

Nothing like the cries for help when their external supplier gets breached.

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Re: No servers

If you're working in an enterprise you can set up file syncing on the company intranet without extending the attack surface by outsourcing. If you outsource it you're doing so to a provider who, by their very nature, has a large target painted on them. An atacker only has to get lucky once, they have to stay lucky all the time.

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