* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Lyft driver takes off with cat, global search ensues

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Re: That's criminal

"So, in the strictly legal sense, you can't 'own' a cat."

Yes. with cats it works the other way around. My aunt was only one of several neighbours owned by one cat.

Then there are the numerous cats which seem to believe they collectively own my garden.

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Re: That's criminal

And even if it was it might not be possible to prove it.

X Social Media sues Twitter 2.0 over alphabet soup branding

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"they will probably get a nice fat paycheck"

Or just an IOU.

As regards fee, maybe it would be more appropriate to charge something along the lines of a paid-for email provider. Mythic Beasts seem to rub along an order of magnitude cheaper.

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It wouldn't be to just see non-targeted ads. It would allow the advertisers to do some comparison between targeted and non-targeted and see what, if anything, they were getting for the money they pay for targeting.

Techies at Europe's biggest council have 8 weeks to pull finance reports from Oracle system

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Re: Brummie here.

"You have no idea how shit Birmingham's IT is beneath all this."

We don't need to. We ca work it out.

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Split the bits either side of Cooper Bridge from each other. Historically they had very little to do with each other and it's very unlikely councillors from Dewsbury would know much about Huddersfield & vice versa. I'm not even sure councillors from Huddersfield know much about the valleys.

The monstrosity is actually named after a place that's not in it.

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With any luck Kirklees will follow.

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Re: Those close to the project are skeptical

"A deadline from the auditors should hopefully at least force a confirmation of whether reliable data actually exists."

It would only be possible to confirm whether the data's reliable if they know what it should say.

Lost your luggage? That's nothing – we just lost your whole flight!

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See my comments about paranoia and Dunning-Kruger. Stuff happens.

One of the most frightening was the gig where the actual command scripts for some of the overnight jobs where composed on the fly by permanent TCL/expect scripts running vi. They worked but no way was I going to touch any of those.

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That may well have been SOP at Marylebone at that time although my personal explanation that they were trying to find enough working units to make up a train.

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Re: Crash course on DBA duties

"Rdbms that used raw disk partitions for their table space always seemed to me an accident waiting to happen."

The only one I'm familiar with is Informix where, in practice. the fact that the partition would be owner:group informix:informix would be a clue.

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Include Informix in that list

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Re: This one command you must not enter

"any coworkers knew that it was not a good time to distract you with unrelated questions or idle chatter."

Manglement, not so much.

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Even within computing DBA is a special case - unless, of course, Dunning-Kruger applies in which case it's all a breeze.

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Your high school teacher taught you to smoke?

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I suppose that even with Maryland cookies it's possible to get to a point where you never want to see another,

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Re: UAT into PROD clone...classic!

Or work as a pair and check each other's commands.

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"realising I had not highlighted the WHERE statement"

Maybe a GUI front end isn't ideal for database administration.

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I keep saying the prime requirement for a DBA is paranoia. I suppose Leo acquired his more or less instantly.

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Re: LIMIT 1 before running an SQL statement

Or, as "already?" said above, start off with a SELECT or SELECT COUNT with the appropriate WHERE clause.

X Corp is now suing a sublessee for unpaid rent

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How to make money in property

1. rent a building

2. sublet it

3. get rent from sub-lessee

4 don't pay yur own rent

Musk's first year as Twitter's Dear Leader is nigh

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Re: Where's Bond?

Including a hollowed out volcano?

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Re: Twitter^h^h^h^h^h^h^hX

The contents do.

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Re: Social media is overrated

Up until the last sentence - or have I tripped over Poe's law there?

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Re: Mastodon remains the most exciting alternative

"As an end user of Mastodon I do find it a bit confusing that you have to select a particular server to join with"

I suppose the answer would be one well publicised server for onboarding new users until they find their way around. Call it omething like JoinMastadonHere.

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Not very well, maybe but better than expected. It's still there.

NASA delays already-late $1B Psyche probe's visit to metal-rich asteroid

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Re: Issues with the spacecraft bus and flight software?

"Issues with the spacecraft bus"

's OK. There'll be 3 coming togehter any minute now.

Now MOVEit maker Progress patches holes in WS_FTP

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If it includes sftp that's at least a start. But bolting on a GUI would be worrying.

And yes, I have tried configuring sendmail. Once. Long ago.

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We've been pushing information backwards and forwards between boxes for longer than the almost 40 years since I started in IT. FTP is one of the oldest tools I've used for the job. There have been some long standing, solid implementations since well before .Net was even thought of. Why anyone thought a reinvention of that wheel should be necessary is beyond my comprehension. And countless sysadmins have scripted ftp and the like into their processes for years without the need for some 3rd party overlay which I presume is to make it easier for businesses that aren't prepared to employ admins with scripting skills.

Adding that up it's a substantial increase of the attach surface most likely accompanied by a weakening of the guard. Is anyone surprised we have problems like this? And weren't we supposed to replace FTP with something that didn't sedn passwords in plain text years ago?

PhD student guilty of 3D-printing 'kamikaze' drone for Islamic State terrorists

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Re: (that implies) universities are more interested in the income than the quality of research.

For some value of supervision.

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Re: Looks like something a 10 year old designed!

That implies that the universities are more interested in the income than the quality of research. WHo'd 'a' thunk it?

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Re: The cops also reportedly discovered at the home an IS application form,

Given that the "S" stands for "State" a Civil Service attitude is to be expected.

CERN experiment proves gravity pulls antimatter the way Einstein predicted

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Re: we've only made enough antimatter ...

Or four candles.

55-inch Jamboard and app ecosystem tossed into the Google graveyard

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It would have avoided the ill-will if Google had said we'll send an update to remove the internet dependency and provide a cross-platform application to replace the functionality locally.

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Re: Another Solution In Search Of A Problem

"A good smartboard makes quite a difference from a traditional whiteboard"

But does it make enough difference to justify the cost?

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Going out of its way? No, this is its way.

EFF urges Chrome users to get out of the Privacy Sandbox

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Re: Give us the money

It did.

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Re: only a matter of time

FireFox is your choice of browser. What if, next release they decide the number of FF users isn't worth bothering about? After all, the other choices are all WebKit based.

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Re: only a matter of time

Sadly, it's getting more difficult as more and more sites and applications are taking it upon themselves to dictate users' choice of browser. It's even sadder when FOSS applications start doing this - looking at you, NextCloud.

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Re: Regulators are indeed a pain in the arse.

"All GDPR did was lock European users out of some American sites "

What you mean is that the response of some American* sites to GDPR was to lock themselves out of the European* market.

* Adopting the OP's usage of the terms.

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If I don't want adverts thrust in my face there are NO relevant adverts. Any which are shown to me are liable to bias me away from whatever product is being pushed should that product class subsequently become relevant.

The only time ads become relevant is when I'm explicitly searching for something. If I search for excavation report of Ballygobackwards horned cairn adverts for hotels wouldn't be relevant. If I search for hotels near Ballygobackwards they would. If I were to get an hotel ad in response to the first it would bias me away from that hotel on its appearance in response to the second.

It is, of course, not in the advertising industry's interests to understand this. It would be very much in the advertisers' interest to understand it, however, and to insist that the advertising industry take note; unfortunately narcissism is likely to imped this.

UTM: An Apple hypervisor with some unique extra abilities

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It's emulators all the way down.

Beta driver turned heads in the hospital

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Re: Landscape/portrait

"i wholeheartedly concur with your point about the utility of talking with real users."

OTOH - S/W prints picking list. Users then enter the serial numbers of what's been picked. They should then print the despatch not, complete with serial numbers and "Despatch Note" printed across the top. No amount of talking with them would stop them writing the SNs on the picking list and sending it out as a despatch note.

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Try resizing your windows to something more appropriate.

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Re: delivering an early release driver.

It sounds more like an act of revenge against a nuisance customer.

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Re: Monitors need monitoring

It's always the knob that works the monitor that needs fixing.

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Re: Only 2.5 years in the NHS ....

"because they had to be bought when the budget was available"

That's standard public sector accounting and maybe some private sector places as well. If only they'd let you spend the budget on gold bars until it's really needed....

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It depends entirely on what you're using. Plain vi - maybe portrait is OK providing it doesn't sacrifice line length. IDE's I've seen tend to have various panels, toolboxes or whatever lined up side-by-side for which landscape is ideal, otherwise you might end up with a line length of about 30 chars for your code. But even it you're just using plain vi you may well want some sort of reference material in view so that's either a second monitor or two portrait windows side-by-side on a landscape display.

For almost anything I do landscape works out best to cope with several windows open at any one time.

Infosys launches aviation cloud it claims can halve lost luggage

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Re: 5%???

The best ML can do there is learn that it's usually the bastards in shed 3 who CBA to get their dodgy scanner fixed. But everyone else probably knows that already.

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"Therefore it does nothing."

But it does do something. It transfers money to Infosys.

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