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Where the computer industry went wrong – the early hits

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Colour and the PET

"luxuries that would have been prohibitively expensive in the 1970s, like color and sound."

Of course it had colour: green! I can't remember whether it had a beep but it probably did.

I once saw a number of the later models on sale at Henry's in Edgeware Road. Maybe I should have bought one but getting it home might have been a bit of a problem.

The real mistake of the early PET was the keyboard. Why - just why?

A last look at the Living Computers museum before collection heads to auction

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As a member of a local history group we have the other side of this problem. We are occasionally given collections of documents but have no premises in which to store them. What to do? I'm gradually moving them towards a hosted NextCloud instance to make them accessible to members but that only lasts as long as there are funds to pay for hosting and it still doesn't help house the originals. Archives are not necessarily interested in them.

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Re: Museums...

"unfortunately they didn't have any clear loan agreements with conditions for returning the items."

This is critical. Loaning an item is safer than donating it in the event that the museum may close - and even publicly-owned museums, or those set up as trusts can run into hard times and be closed. But it needs firm documentation.

Zuckerberg says Biden administration pressured Meta to police COVID posts

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Isn't that strictly limited to forbidding Congress from passing laws affecting free speech?

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Re: "I'm not trying to play politics or foment controversy"

I think the usefulness of "performative", if it ever had any, has already expired. It just means "something I disagree with".

Microsoft Bing Copilot accuses reporter of crimes he covered

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It depends on what constitutes "as best it can". Search engines have never been good at that. Adding a fact-mangling engine is only going to make them worse.

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The better response would be along the lines of "He has reported $Cases. We originally stated that he had committed these offences. That statement was a mistake on our part and is hereby retracted."

The harm lies in the original statement. Setting that right is important. Issuing a correct version on its own does no do that, neither does ducking the subject entirely.

Given that it seems likely to have been a generic error fixing it one case at a time isn't going to help.

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Re: Filling in blanks

"Nothing found" is always the correct answer when there's nothing to be found. It's very seldom been the response of search engines which obviously abhor a vacuum. They've always been able to find hits that are not entirely unlike what you were looking for.

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I think it's now digested the story that it was telling porkies. According to one version I heard of it was reporting him as being the victim of incorrect reporting. That doesn't, of course, signify that it in any way understands what reporting means, let alone incorrect. Understanding is not a function of the system.

The Windows Control Panel joins the ranks of the undead

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"You didn't like it when we said 'deprecated' to describe what we're doing so we'll stop saying that."

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Re: You said “command line”

The Unix shell was conceived as a means of separating the low-level OS user interface from the kernel. As the only option at the time was a character-based interface using teletypes it was implemented as commands issued as lines of text, hence a command line.

Because os the layered nature of Unix it was possible to replace one shell with another so although you might be thinking of the Bourne shell or, possibly more likely, bash there were many others, ksh and csh being a couple I've used. Although, as you say, they have become programmable (and also implement some commands as built-ins) the essence has always been invoking other programs and providing parameters to them. If one wanted to be unkind (which I wouldn't) it would even be possible to describe that programmability as bloat.

With the arrival of GUIs we new have GUI-based shells. But if it's a text based shell interpreting lines of text as commands, then it's a command-line shell. What else could it be?

The elusive dream of cloud portability: Why migrating workloads isn't so simple

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Re: And I've been saying this all along

OK, Microsoft has your balls in a vice. What's new?

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"a different provider if it offered lower costs or some other advantage"

Does such a thing exist? Even if one provider has a sweet spot for a user's current workload which made it worth while migrating would that still be the case if the workload changed?

The future of AI/ML depends on the reality of today – and it's not pretty

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Re: Good for fun

"useful examples without having to scour StackExchange."

It's just that the AI tool has scoured StackExchange for you. But has it taken not of the ratings of the solutions offered?

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Re: Decisions, decisions...

For the average Windows user who wants to stick with Windows the bast thing that could happen would be for Linux market share to start increasing exponentially with a doubling period of about a year.* At some point it might scare Microsoft into listening to its customer.

* Yes, I know it would really be sigmoidal growth but the marketroids who react to such things don't grok that.

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"may risk a new AI winter"

Is "risk" quite the right term here? How about "A good chance of an AI winter"?

Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

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Re: cue the wailing

A very long thread illustrating, largely, the harm a monopoly does. Microsoft doesn't care. It doesn't have to It has the lot of you by the short and curlies.

The best thing that could happen for Windows users would be for Microsoft to see Linux uptake increasing at a rate that would imply doubling market share every year. It's about the only thing that would scare the shit out of them and start making them listen to you.

NASA will fly Boeing Starliner crew home with SpaceX, Calamity Capsule deemed too risky

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That, presumably, was already taken into account.

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Re: Reputation

Because unless it was done in mirror writing they'd nevre be able to read it.

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Re: NASA has learned..

"What is the risk to the ISS of actually uncoupling the thing at all?"

I think one is the possibility that if the thrusters don't do their job it could end up in an orbit that brings it into collision with the ISS. Alternatively they may bring the thing down where it wasn't planned to land a bit harder than a 737 body panel.

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Re: MuskX

"Billionaires only do things for money"

That Twtter/X thing isn't going too well.

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Re: Thunderbirds are GO !!![*]

One hell of a wait for the next *bus* !!!

Especially as you usually see three at once.

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Re: 2026?

"By then MuskX will be halfway to Mars"

Prefarably with Musk in it.

BOFH: Videoconferencing for special dummies

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Re: Manual Pages.

BUGS

The entry for the original man find:

"The syntax is dire"

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Re: So true to life

"write/draw on the flipchart under instruction from a remote participant"

Aha! A use for Logo.

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Re: So true to life

Most languages can provide productive employment for those with degrees in them. Latin is the exception. The only Latin-related employment is teaching or being Prime Minister irrespective of whether the graduate has any talent for it. That's why we have so many dreadful Latin teachers and Latin-oriented PMs.

Netherlands fines Uber €290M for improper EU-US driver data transfers

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AFAIK they're a US company and thus exposed to the US CLOUD Act so it doesn't matter whether or not they transfer data to the US or by what means.

Telegram founder and CEO arrested in France

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Re: PRAWDA ?

Do you mean they didn't echo some bollocks or other that believed in?

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Re: "There's illegal content on Telegram. How do I take it down?"

"And the police issue take-down requests"

A more positive action would be, on being presented with evidence of crime, including conspiracy, to investigate, arrest and charge those committing it. Issuing a takedown notice, even if it's acted on, does not bring those responsible to book; it doesn't even deter them.

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Re: "It is absurd to claim that a platform or its owner are responsible for abuse of that platform."

"It was Telegram and X that were used to organise far-right riots in the UK."

And we're now seeing some of those dozy enough to use those being brought to trial.

Bargain-hunting boss saw his bonus go up in a puff of self-inflicted smoke

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Headmaster

It can be spelled either way. In fact an eighteenth century English dictionary* only gives "gray" for the colour; "grey" applies solely to the greyhound.

* It's title is "An Universal Etymological English Dictionary" and it has a dedication to Frederick, Prince of Wales in Latin.

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The voltage switch is usually quite near the socket where Nikolai or his colleagues would have to plug in the mains lead. You'd think one of them might have noticed.

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And, of course, the City of Westminster often gets muddled up with the City of London while the Port of London has its own Authority.

Feds, US states sue RealPage for building rent-hiking software for landlords

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Re: It's Not *Just* the Software/Service Company!

It would probably be easier. Just pick off the first few, publicise it and watch RealPage's share price plummet.

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Re: It's Not *Just* the Software/Service Company!

Paying that fine should make rents increase by 50% them sell up.

FTFY

Tech support chap solved knotty disk failure problem by staring at the floor

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"When his rental car was checked for explosives on his way into a hotel carpark, his nervousness escalated."

He got as far as the hotel. About a decade before that my parents came to visit us. We were stopped at an Army VCP on the way down from the airport.

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Re: Blast from the past

"the article's graphic is seems almost like looking at a Victorian book illustration"

TFA says it was for the Financial Times.

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Maybe "engineering" like an S-100 box we had. Humongous electrolytics in the power supply had screw-on terminals. I'm pretty sure they were designed to be securely fastened with clips round the body with either leads or light circuit boards mounted on the terminals. Instead they were screwed directly onto the motherboard balanced on and solely supported by the terminals.

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Re: letting it drop

"SCSI drives built like brick shithouses"

I always thought the drives in the HP 9000 kit that replaced the Zilogs (see above) were like that. They were enormously heavy ant the engineers had a sort of crane that clamped onto the top of the cabinet to move them. Maybe things were different to what they seemd because the engineers seemed very relieved when a move went successfully.

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"My (17" CRT) screen image is wobbling, come fix it!"

In addition to the processing chips Zilog also made some complete systems. We had two different models of them, all lined up in the machine room with the consoles sitting on top of them. On one model the consoles were stable, on the other they had a continual shimmy. I think those may have had their disk drive at the top of the case instead of the bottom.

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It's a long time ago but memory seems to say it was the stabilized source for spectrophotometry that was the problem.

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I also had a Leitz fluorescence microscope although at some point we went over to the xenon rather than the mercury light source. The same protocol was adopted for the same reason. I wonder what light source the Olympus used; halogen would be sufficient for blue light fluorescence.

UK government can't kick consultancy habit despite promises

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"reduce dependency on external expertise"

In order to do that they need internal expertise. Back in my day in the Civil Service the general service grades were paid more - i.e. if you didn't need specialist qualifications to do your do you got paid more. This "worked" because, back then, HMG was the largest employer of the scientific specialists - combine that with a bit of over-production of scientists at the universities and they could set the rates. There was a bit of a panic when they found they had to pay more to recruit for engineering posts. Needless to say it was the general service grades who ran this system.

I doubt very much that things have changed. Now, instead of rasing pay rates where skills are in short supply they can engage consultants. It's not going to come out of the salary budget to the general service grades can still reward themselves for irrelevant arts degrees.

To crew, or not to crew – that is the question facing Boeing's stricken Starliner

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Re: Lesser evil

Irrespective of whether it returns safely isn't it now the case that it would be not cancelling it that would require a difficult explanation?

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I'm surprised Musk hasn't offered to send up a rescue mission for them already. Or does he only offer submarines?

Ex-Microsoft engineer resurrects PDP-11 from junkyard parts

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Unhappy

" there can be few living rooms that wouldn't benefit from 1970s-era blinkenlights."

SWMBO might disagree.

LibreOffice 24.8: Handy even if you're happy with Microsoft

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Re: If only there was a replacement for outlook...

The information sharing is done in the server and NextCloud will do some of that but I'm not sure how it would handle booked resources. What's really needed is for the two - or three if LO is included - to get together to produce a cohesive whole. For the consumer, however, it would be useful for a CALDAV server to be available as an add-on to TB so a user could sync PC & mobile.

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Agreed. I've opened a PDF which was originally produced by some graphics design co for a print run. PDF looked quite normal. Open in Draw and the intended were partly obscured by a huge black streak. Removed that, edited the text, saved & it was ready to go online. PDF can house some strange things.

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A quick search online indicates GPIO errors are to do with the GPIO connector on the Pi. General I/O errors are mentioned in relation to LibreOffice with a suggestion they're to do with network access - either Dropbox backup or Samba shares. Maybe a timing issue? Is it associated with your network being particularly busy?

I use it with files synced with Nextcloud with no problems but the files are local with only copies made remotely.

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Re: Notes view

I've given talks with both the slide and notes on the presenter console at the same time, along with the most useful extra of all - the clock. That would have been about 7.5 or maybe 7.6

OTOH I've never got the remote for Android working.

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