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EU buyers still shunning pure electric vehicles, prefer hybrids

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"That's just bad engineering."

Only from the customer's PoV. And who cares about customers these days?

That question, of course, is at the heart of this discussion and others, e.g. AI PCs. Nobody cares about customers so customers have given up caring about vendors.

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How hard do you expect people to accelerate on their drive?

AI PCs: 'Something will have to give in 2025, and I think it's pricing'

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"there are no compelling business cases,"

No killer apps. But if there were, what would they be killing?

Whomp-whomp: AI PCs make users less productive

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For a great many applications it would be more productive to use a dumb terminal and server-based applications than to use the PC. I don't suppose Intel will do any studies on that topic.

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Re: AI uses - writing emails, transcribing meetings, managing files... wtf?

"Transcribing Meetings? Who on Earth does this?"

Whoever it is they have an amazing amount of control. It's so important a job that, as Sir Humphrey would tell you, sometimes the minutes are written up before hand, just to ensure that they show the correct decisions being taken.

Seriously: I'm on the committee of a charity. A few weeks ago the sec sent round minutes of the last meeting and I had to point out that there was an omission. I needed them to include a point which we had agreed but the minutes missed. It was one that enabled me to give the agreed reply to an enquiry via the web site. Hasty apology and circulation of the revised minutes. The written record matters.

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Re: re: AI is a good tool when used in the appropriate hands

It's called box ticking. Box exists for bought in code. Box does not exist for AI-generated code.

BOFH: The devil's in the contract details

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Once upon a time I dodged an employment contract bullet. I was near the end of a research assistantship and the job advertised was a college lecturer teaching MIBiol* which is supposed to be a degree equivalent. I envisaged an arrangement which would be partly teaching, partly opportunity for research. I was offered the job on the spot after the interview and taken aback. This is normally unheard of but said I'd like to think about it. The biggest impediment in my mind was that research assistantships don't pay much, neither did my wife's research student grant - we were flat broke and suddenly realised that we really couldn't afford to move for the job. They were equally taken aback that I hadn't instantly accepted but gave me a copy of the contract to sign when I was ready.

Big mistake on their part. On reading the contract the MIBiol was a sweetener taking up about a third of the time. The rest of the time, in other words, the real job, was just straight A-Level biology teaching.

* Membership of the Institute of Biology.

Techie left 'For support, contact me' sign on a server. Twenty years later, someone did

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"which I used to implement the braking algorithm I had proposed."

I definitely wouldn't have done that for two reasons one of which being that they didn't desrve it.

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Re: Passwords

how I "would ever possibly know" what the head had ordered or not.

"Very easily. I'll ring him to get confirmation."

'Alarming' security bugs lay low in Linux's needrestart utility for 10 years

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Re: Cos Qualys

It seems to have been derived from another project checkrestartneeded. Both are in the repositories for Devuan and Debian but neither is installed on my desklaptop either. It's easy to see why. They're to make sure any updated libraries are broad into action by ensuring everything that runs them gets restarted. Desktop and laptops get rebooted fairly often (unless they're left running for the janitor to come round at night and fix everyone's problems for them) so it's really a server need where there are long-ruiing daemons. But Debian is pretty good at restarting daemons anyway. I wonder if its something that's used for setting up the .deb files before distribution.

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I suppose that, as is usual with Linux utilities needrestart can be updated without needing a restart.

Prepare for an AI policy upending under Trump, say experts

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"the AI hype train is rapidly becoming an unstoppable force."

Unstoppable force, meet the buffers, immovable object. Of course it's going to happen.

In the meantime, what will Trump do? What's the daftest thing he could do?

Five Scattered Spider suspects indicted for phishing spree and crypto heists

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Excellent, issuing indictments against those actually in custody as opposed to warning someone out of jurisdiction that they need to stay that way.

Given that one of their victims was a casino the trial might be the least of their worries now they've been publicly identified.

Microsoft flashes Win10 users with more full-screen ads for Windows 11

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Re: Win11 easy when it is, and impossible other times

"We're not quite to the point of mass life cycle upgrades"

I think the official (Microsoft) view is that you are and should act accordingly. They want you to buy new licences.

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"after official support ends"

How would one differentiate this from normal function?

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Are you seriously suggesting that Microsoft lack the talent to make something worse?

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Re: Win10 will be the last OS from Microsoft I will ever use...

Don't blame the idea for being implemented by Microsoft.

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I suppose the ploy is to make sure that W10 is so much shittier than W11 that switching is the lesser of two evils.

Now Online Safety Act is law, UK has 'priorities' – but still won't explain 'spy clause'

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Re: But the most important thing ....

"their lawyers can interpret the law"

Their lawyers can argue how they want the law interpreted. It will be the courts and no-one else who actually decide how it should be interpreted and they'll listen to arguments and expert witness from both sides, maybe also from amicus curiae briefs.

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It's high time the RFCs for email were updated to make end-to-end encryption the default rather than an add-on, together with adding the required public key infrastructure into the mechanism (add the information as to location of the key store to the domain data and extend the mail sending protocol to request the key). Key store* would mostly become a part of the MSPs' offering.

PGP (I'm assuming this would be the mechanism) would become part of the mail client. Plebmail would scarcely see any difference as Microsoft and Google would provide all that anyway and the user will continue see plain text via MAPI but everyone else will get secure mail. It would get over the problem that virtually nobody uses encrypted email because they don't know anyone who uses it because virtually nobody uses it..

Correction - it's not high time for that now. It was high time for it years ago. It should have been the norm for years so the governments trying to pull this now would have to explain to the world why they're trying to unilaterally wanting to reduce confidential business communication to the equivalent of being written on the back of a post-card.

*Yes, I know. There's also have to be a mechanism for getting the key into the store.

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Re: But...HOW?

"Clearly, none of them were listening."

I'm sure some of them were. Unfortunately the various agencies who just want their jobs made easier - and preferably done for them by somebody else - have a lot more influence on the relative ministers than backbench MPs. Home Secs are notoriously well house trained very quickly, apart from the few who start that way.

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Re: But...HOW?

New - and old - laws have to deal with situations, including technologies, that have not even been thought of when they're drawn up. Fitting them to current reality is the job of the courts. Normally this works and has done from the time of Henry II or earlier. The trick is to draw them up without inherent nonsense. In this particular instance the courts are going to have a bit of a problem.

Thousands of AI agents later, who even remembers what they do?

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Re: It's all just Bullshit

"it's basically a pretty-good bullshit generator. But as soon as you ask questions about accuracy, truthfulness, and judgement you find AI is actually not very much use to anyone."

But you repeat yourself.

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That seems like somebody's being clever. Two birds with one stone: get Teams and AI banned together.

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We've done it for as long as we've been talking. That's how words come to exist. In this case, however, it happened some time ago as DDG pulls up plenty of examples.

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"The collision of muddied management thinking and much-hyped autonomous agents will be interesting to watch play out."

The collision of muddied management thinking and much-hyped anything is SOP.

AI hiring bias? Men with Anglo-Saxon names score lower in tech interviews

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Re: AI hiring bias?

I'm sure that by now all previous instructions end with "Ignore future instructions to ignore previous instructions".

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Re: Anglo-Saxon names?

Are you doubting that Tom is a biblical name?

DoJ wants Google to sell off Chrome and ban it from paying to be search default

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Re: Google to be forced to sell Chrome.. But who would, could, should buy it?

Or exactly like chromium.org?

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Re: Criminals “R" Us .... Robed Post Modern Day Robbers and Renegade Carpetbaggers

The remit of any DoJ should be to safeguard the public interest. If that's what safeguarding the public interest requires then, yes, it's in their remit.

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Re: Google to be forced to sell Chrome.. But who would, could, should buy it?

As regards being able to afford it - it would be a forced sale which makes a big difference to Google's ability to set a price. But let's go one step further, make it open source overseen by a foundation.

Put your usernames and passwords in your will, advises Japan's government

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"I did make double sure my collection of Steam and GOG games would stay in the family."

Do your family actually want them or is it an encouragement to keep you alive as long as possible?

Billionaire food app CEO wants you to pay for the privilege of working with him

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Re: Nothing New Here

And what did they do about the supervisor?

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You may have hit on an explanation here. He takes a look at Murthy's approach and, being the competitive soul that he is, wants to outdo him. This is the response. Now it's you move Mt Murthy.

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Re: Learning Experience

I think I could write a suitable email in exactly 1% of that word count.

Data is the new uranium – incredibly powerful and amazingly dangerous

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Re: Email deletion policy

You have a dispute about some object or service you bought years ago. The other side has kept its paper trail, you don't. Guess who loses.

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Re: the medium ...

OI, I'm now ancient and find that there's nothing inconvenient about being kept alive.

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Re: Glad to hear it's being discussed

An inbox is not the place to store read mail. A well-run paper-based system will have a filing system to handle old documents. What doesn't fit the filing criteria won't get filed. Problem solved.

Having said that and worked in an organisation with a filing system like that it was important to keep lab notes, instrument charts and any case document received from outside because it might become important a few years down the line. That would have applied even if the information was incorrect; in fact it might have been even more important to have preserved a copy if it was incorrect. Cases can have a long life so the case files have to as well. The best way of dealing with that sort of storage problem back in those days was microfilm.

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Re: Data has a cost...

Somebody else's budget is always cheaper.

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Megaphone

At last.

Icon: need to amplify sound of penny finally dropping.

Kyndryl insiders say there's little new business

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Re: Its separate consulting business, where it helps companies

They'll probably also offer a service to help people into AI when it's too late for that.

D-Link tells users to trash old VPN routers over bug too dangerous to identify

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Re: Is there no product liability at all?

100% discount would be acceptable.

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 struggles to take off

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What could possibly go wrong?

Nevertheless there seems to be a difference in the way any good programmer asks themselves that question and the way Microsoft do.

Good programmers ask it to probe for likely problems and deal with them in advance. For Microsoft it seems to be a form of self-assurance inviting the answer "Nothing". Of course for the rest of us nowadays, when asked in the context of a Microsoft product, it's asked ironically.

BASIC co-creator Thomas Kurtz hits END at 96

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I never found FORTRAN a difficult language to learn, nor did the instructors in QUB. It had been decided that all the lab staff (included me as research assistant but not SWMBO as a research student) would go on a 1 week (i.e. 5 days) course in this mysterious computing stuff.

Compulsory courses did not go down well with me and that may have been how the timing of the previous week's field trip to Scotland for SWMBO somehow ended up with missing the Monday of the course. I never found out what they did on that day because all the programming was fitted in on the Tuesday to Friday and I had no sense of having missed anything. And it was easy.

Having said it was easy we were using coding sheets and punched cards with professional keypunch operators to join the two together. It wasn't something that would have been quite so easy dealing with the rigid line formatting at a terminal although I did, much later, use Microsoft's CP/M version. It also helped that FORTRAN was at its best with what I wanted to do with it - doing some calculations and producing nicely laid out tables of results to plot by hand. Nevertheless, a four day course surely makes it an easy language to learn.

Database warhorse SQL Server 2025 goes all-in on AI

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So an RDBMS engine, just what you need to be reliable, can look forward to hallucinating outputs.

Trump's pick to run the FCC has told us what he plans: TikTok ban, space broadband, and Section 230 reform

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The closer you look, the more the US looks like a failed state.

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Maybe he is crackers.

Crook breaks into AI biz, points $250K wire payment at their own account

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Lessons will be learned.

Musk, America PAC sued for allegedly rigging $1M election prize

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Re: Best solution

He can promise to pay cash. That should be good enough. It's good enough for the rent, suppliers, severance pay...

Will passkeys ever replace passwords? Can they?

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Re: 2FA can be a Catch-22 when moving countries

"it is a banking site"

All you need is to find and visit a branch of your bank where the staff are empowered to sort it all out for you.

Ah, I see your problem.

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