* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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HP to discontinue online-only e-series LaserJet amid user gripes

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Re: at this point...

Also exceptions for those who buy really old ones second hand (or snag one that some idiot mangler has written off as being "too old"). Those made in the days when H - Hewlett and P = Packard are indestructible by conventional weaponry.

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And do they think this will be enough to restore their reputation?

Twitter grew an incredible '1.6%' since Musk's $44B takeover. Amazing. Wow

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"Growth of X's userbase has reportedly flatlined"

I'm sure generative AI will help restore growth.

UK minister recalls two planning decisions which blocked datacenter investment

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Re: Failure to consider uses of waste heat

"or can a lot of food with some heat pump concentration to get up to the required temps."

Use it to grow food by heating greenhouses.

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Re: Failure to consider uses of waste heat

One of the earliest waste heat systems in the UK involved piping hot water from Battersea power station to flats on the other side of the Thames. This has sort of scheme falls a bit flat when you close the power station.

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Re: Slow electrons

Or put the end points near the data centre. Why try to squeeze the whole country into London?

Microsoft ad subsidiary Xandr accused of violating GDPR

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Re: Yet another advert related story.

I want to know who's paying for all these "views" and "clicks".

In general, advertisers. In particular the budgets of the advertisers' sales and marketing departments. authorised by the depertments' executives.

Are they not aware that just short of 100% are fraudulent!

Where "they" are the executives, I don't think you'd be easily able to prove they know. Whan a man's salary depends on it etc.

Elexon's Insight into UK electricity felled by expired certificate

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If they haven't discovered it went down they don't deserve to survive.

64% of people not happy about idea of AI-generated customer service

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There is, of course, scope for differentiation by providing better service. It only takes one business to do that in any market and they will gain customers simply as a result of losing fewer to churn than their competitors. It may take money. However, as it would have the same result as advertising is intended to, and probably with better results, the money can be taken from the advertising budget.

Evolve Bank & Trust confirms LockBit stole 7.6 million people's data

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The appropriate response would be to permanently revoke the licences it needs to operate, ditto for all directors and senior office holders for their right to work in the finance industry and make clear this will be mandatory for any other bank that has the same experience. And just to avoid avoidance - failure to report such breaches within 4 hours will be a criminal offence for all directors and senior office holders.

That should spread the word that this stuff has to be taken seriously, day by day, day after day.

Users rage as Microsoft announces retirement of Office 365 connectors within Teams

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Re: A shower of shite

II think their term is "mugs".

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Re: Where's the Plan B for companies

Having their own Plan A (as opposed to Microsoft's) would be a start.

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Re: "Office 365 connectors within Teams will be cut"

Best to treat them as fast prototypes/demonstrators. Set up sonething quick and very dirty with only about 60% of functionality needed. "This is very rough and ready but is it the sort of thing you were looking for? We could put something together properly in about $ESTIMATE".

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Especially if you don't take account of their past form.

Raspberry Pi OS airs out some fresh options for the summer

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Unhappy

Re: Sunshine

Joke alert? It's no joke.

Microsoft China staff can't log on with an Android, so Redmond buys them iThings

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Re: "golden cryptographic key"

Limited use. When its cert expires they'll forget to renew it.

Eldorado ransomware-as-a-service gang targets Linux, Windows systems

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Re: How does this malware gain a foothold on ones Linux computer?

It's a bit vague. Presumably it relies on a leaked UserID/password combination. Maybe the malware author has limited Unix/Linux knowledge.

Brit council gives Oracle another £10M for professional services amid ERP fallout

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All the supplier is interested in nudging them about would be more and bigger payments.

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"Why in heaven's name is there not a standard solution that any and every council in England and Wales can't just adopt?"

Because it's more profitable to pick them off one at a time.

Getting together to commission a development of a common system would probably be outside their remit and possibly, in consequence, illegal. I wonder if getting together to develop a common, properly tested specification would be OK Probably not feasible as councils of different political persuations would spend their time falling out with each other.

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Pint

I always prefer glass half empty. The reasoning is that if it's half empty it has been full and I've already drunk half of it and once I've drunk the other half it might get refilled. OTOH half full might be as good as it's going to get.

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Depending on your point of view - money pit or cash cow.

Breaking the rules is in Big Tech's blood – now it's time to break the habit

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Re: killing music...

There's a view that music has been moribund if not dead for years and it's not piracy or streaming wot dunnit.

Microsoft forgets about SwiftKey's support site

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Who needs certificates when you can have <breathless voice> AI?

Latest Ghostscript vulnerability haunts experts as the next big breach enabler

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Fixed in 10.0.0~dfsg-11+deb12u4

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A quick check shows Debian ghostscript is now up to 10.0.0 so unless there's been a regression this is well behind us.

Algorithmic wage discrimination: Not just for gig workers

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Re: Home health sickness

I trust you're being ironic as we seem to be affording not doing it which must be a great deal more expensive overall.

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Re: Get the strength of the Union around you !

Ostensibly IR35 was somehow supposed to eliminate this situation. There's no way it could ever have done so, being simply a means of increasing taxation of real independent contractors who the IR didn't really recognise as being businesses. This was an easy sell to the new New Labour government as independent contracts were by nature resistant to the lure of the usual trade unions. Ironically, it prompted us to form our own trade association which was never likely to become part of the Labour movement. At the same time it did nothing to serve the lot of those who were expelled from regular employment into pseudo-independent gig workers.

What's sorely needed now is a more clear cut differentiation between independent contractors and casual employees whereby the former are treated as businesses and the latter have full employee rights.

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Re: Home health sickness

And yet, being able to support patients in their own homes in this way is critical for hospitals to be able to discharge them and make way for new patients. It really needs to be brought under the wing of the NHS with appropriate budget, of course.

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Re: Independent contractors set their own pay rate

The reality is more along the lines of negotiate.

However, there is possibly an opening here for a rival "algorithmic" service which will negotiate on behalf of the gig workers. It would depend on most if not all of them in an area subscribing to it, put in counter offers to the job offering service, starting with one too high to be accepted and then reducing to a point at which it's accepted and then offering it to whoever has set their minimum price at or closest below that level.

Paessler pulls subscription licensing switcheroo on PRTG Network Monitor

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Re: "3,000 of the 10,000 largest VMware customers"

"Short term gain is foolish"

Short term gain means bonuses for senior manglement and a great addition to their CV. The CV will then enable them to move on to another victiim employer to pull the same trick there. Their replacements will have to deal with the consequences and probably discover it's too late to reverse it by switching back to the original terms.

Innocent techie jailed for taking hours to fix storage

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Re: I Had Forgotten

"get a McDonalds"

Inhuman punishment.

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Re: I Had Forgotten

"a full breakfast if the police canteen ran to it"

I can't image a police canteen that would be unable to deal with that.

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Re: I call BS; could never happen in UK (or ...)

"gaoled" if you would be so kind.

I think the only time I've seen "gaol" used extensively in the UK has been on witness summons to the "Court of Oyer and Termner and General Gaol Delivery".

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Re: H&S Rules! @Paul

"Insurance companies nowadays look for as many reasons not to pay out as they can."

This has always been the case.

Labour wins race to lead UK, but few would envy the load in its tech in-tray

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I wouldn't envy the load in its economic in-tray either. We have two self-inflicted wounds - the long legacy of Brownomics that stopped productivity growth dead and Brexit. Trussonomics can be discounted as a short-lived blip. Covid and Ukraine are a problem shared with other governments but those two are our own.

Europol says mobile roaming tech is making its job too hard

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"In addition, an optimal solution should not impede secure communications disproportionately"

Whne working out what might be disproportionate it should be presumed that most communications will be innocent as this is, indeed, the case.

"the only alternative ... is to issue a European Investigation Order but responses for these can take up to 120 days"

So the appropriate solution is to straighten out existing procedures.

Japan's digital minister declares victory against floppy disks

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Re: Icon

"We have a Victorian bellows-style camera as an icon for speed cameras"

Which "we" is that? I've never seen that in the UK.

There are still a few professional photographers using bellows cameras for large formats (the sort of people who consider Hasselblads to be a miniature format). A non-collapsible full plate camera would be a bit of a pain to carry about.

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Re: The next....

"Oak gall inks would probably last a bit longer"

They can fade quite badly. Indian ink (carbon black) lasts far better.. I know of a C18th document with both on it and the blue-blakc (oak gall) has faded to a light brown while the black ink is fine. The paper is also discolouring to a light brown but as the two have not yet converged the faded ink can still be read.

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Re: Though given the latest 'who needs save? It's all in the cloud automatically'

That's the symbol for an Oracle audit.

Db2 is a story worth telling, even if IBM won't

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Probably everyone in IBM who knew about it was over 40 so they're no longer there.

Linux Mint 22 beta sprinkles Cinnamon desktop on Ubuntu

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That's shuffler's latest incarnation. No, it doesn't. For now I'm using PDF Juggler.

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I see it not so much "accessories must diverge from their upstream GNOME bases" as upstream GNOME diverging from everything else. Maybe some of the old apps will be forked to remain at Gtk3. The UI of pdf shuffler or whatever it's called now isn't just looking out of place on my KDE Devuan, it's disappeared entirely. Fortunately I found a Java equivalent; it also looks a bit out of place but it works.

Amazon puts down its Astro robotic business watchdog

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Owners of the soon to be bricked bot are encouraged to take advantage of Amazon's recycling program not rely on IoT things in future.

Not that many will take the hint, I suppose.

Ransomware scum who hit Indonesian government apologizes, hands over encryption key

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"Politicians and the public alike appear on the hunt for a scapegoat"

A scapegoat is one thing, the source of the problem is another. In this case I'd guess the source is the corporate culture of the government machine as a whole.

Tech luminaries warn United Nations its Digital Compact risks doing more harm than good

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Re: That horse has already bolted

Despite your long explanation the only person forcing you to use Facebook is yourself.

I can communicate with friends and family by phone, email, occasionally text and - wow this is old-fashioned - meeting them IRL Facebook is entirely unnecessary.

RIP: WordPerfect co-founder Bruce Bastian dies at 76

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Re: WordPerfect had me stumble on the first step and never recovered

"WordPerfect left you with an empty screen after launching"

So does vi. RTFM is the way to go.

Traeger security bugs bad news for grillers with neighborly beef

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Maybe the recommended was to chill.

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Wifi controlled barbecue problem?

First world problem. You get what you pay for, it's just that it isn't always what you thought it would be.

VMware license changes mean bare metal can make a comeback through 'devirtualization', says Gartner

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"the trough of disillusionment – the point at which a tech has failed to deliver on its promise."

The more sceptical of us get there directly without climbing the hump of whatever Gartner say we should have included. Is this quantum tunnelling?

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