Posts by Doctor Syntax

Musk torches $500B Stargate AI plan, Altman strikes back

Re: <loud swearing noises>

I think Ellison would take exception to being called "average".

Re: great news

And only a week ago I was reading that this time the transition team was a lot better prepared.

As I've said before, Mush has spend the last few months putting him in exactly the right place to take the blame as soon as it becomes necessary to have someone to take the blame. He just hasn't worked that out yet.

User said he did nothing that explained his dead PC – does a new motherboard count?

As far as I'm concerned PC support takes the form of installation of Linux.

Intel pitches modular PC designs to make repairs less painful

Back to the days of S100. The motherboard was just a row of sockets with traces between them and a place at the end to attach the PSU which had a whacking great electrolytic balanced on its screw-on terminals which I'm sure wasn't designed to be fixed like that.

Everything was plugged in.

That was even before Elonex.

SonicWall flags critical bug likely exploited as zero-day, rolls out hotfix

Sonic Wall, FortiNet, Cisco, all the rest: aren't they supposed to be protecting their customers' networks?

Meta's pay-or-consent model under fire from EU consumer group

Re: Third Option

"Have a free account and we'll use your personal data to bombard you with adverts"

Given that there's no option in person data for "If I see your advert I'll take extra care to avoid whatever it is you're trying to sell". Without that they're massively ripping off their advertising customers.

Tool touted as 'first AI software engineer' is bad at its job, testers claim

Re: Stop the AI Marketing spin

Well done, sir. You provided a specific term. i suppose the rest just ring up tech support and say "something went wrong".

Re: If you want to know why these things will never work well

"not simply a generative process, but an iterative one"

And also an exercise in prioritisation.

Re: Stop the AI Marketing spin

Into the back of drawers of course. You've got to be careful you don't let them breed with all those feature phones you put there.

Re: Stop the AI Marketing spin

Look on "hallucination" as a useful way to describe a specific error mode. Or do you complain about "buffer overrun" on the basis that it's got nothing to do with railways? Or about BSOD on the basis that only living things die?

Brit competition watchdog takes aim at Google, Apple's mobile ecosystems

I suppose they'll just complain to HMG that the investigations are harming growth and that will be the end of it.

Who is DDoSing you? Rivals, probably, or cheesed-off users

Re: You would think

"why isn't anyone suing the living crap out of each other in this space?"

It would need evidence. Suspicion is no evidence.

Biz tax rises, inflation and high interest. Why fewer UK tech firms started in 2024

In the spirit of More or Less one has to ask whether ~50,000 is a large or iespall number?

It works out at about 1 for every 750 of the total working population and presumably a rather greater proportion of the population one might reasonably be expected to work in "tech" - whatever that word might mean. I suspect that a good number will be freelancer company and as HMRC has been devoting considerable effort to killing that sector for a quarter of a century it's surprising there are any left. I also suspect a good many more don't have any full-time employees. How many are just a rather odd name and accommodation address for a Chinese gizmo maker's product sold in the UK on Amazon or eBay and handled by Amazon themself, some other logistics operation or just posted direct from China?

LinkedIn accused of training AI on private messages

Re: Why am I not surprised ?

"If more people did that..."

You mean they don't?

Supply chain attack hits Chrome extensions, could expose millions

"malicious OAuth applications"

Oh, no! Don't tell me that by abandoning KISS, introducing a third party, a longer supply chain and increasing the attack surface things become less secure.

"one of the unfortunate ones to detect the compromise"

Unfortunate to have been compromised but detecting the compromise makes them fortunate compared to those who were compromised and didn't detect it.

Microsoft throws more cash at its carbon guilt by replanting Brazilian rainforest

Will they plant trees faster than they're being cut down?

Trump 'waved a white flag to Chinese hackers' as Homeland Security axed cyber advisory boards

Could the whole TikTok business have been a diversion?

UK tax collector's phone service 'deliberately' bad to push users online, say MPs

Sometimes odd things stick in one's mind. I recall in CofE primary school the vicar explaining that the King James version describes St Matthew as having been a "publican" before being called to be an Apostle and that publican meant "tax collector". He didn't go on to explain the moral of this. It took adulthood to make the connection - that even someone as dishonest as a tax collector could be saved. As he'd been a business man before becoming a vicar I suppose he'd made that onnection for himself.

Silk Road's Dread Pirate Roberts walks free as Trump pardons dark web kingpin

Re: sentenced to two life sentences, plus an additional 40 years,

Suppose that two of the convictions had been overturned on appeal. Now do you see the logic of multiple sentences?

However, as we have seen, logic is now out of fashion in US government.

Only to those with at least a vestige of conscience.

Real datacenter emissions are a dirty secret

It's going to be at least 4 years before any action is taken to make them provide a full accounting.

Former Amazon exec appointed as boss of UK's competition watchdog

Re: Former head of competition watchdog not "sufficiently focused on growth."

"What would you suggest?"

Scapegoat appointed.

PowerSchool theft latest: Decades of Canadian student records, data from 40-plus US states feared stolen

"We do not anticipate the data being shared or made public, and we believe it has been deleted without any further replication or dissemination,"

That needs to be put alongside their prior belief that they were secure. Neither belief is likely to be the basis for successful defence in court although maybe they also believe they are.

I suppose it's too much to hope that the courts award sufficient damages to put them out of business and serve as a warning to others or, if they're insured, sufficient to make the insurance companies insist on client security reviews which are more than a box-ticking exercise.

Meta, X sign up to Euro Commish code of conduct on hate speech

Re: I'd much prefer to notion

"I think you misunderstood me, I was referring to the subsequent violence by the mobs."

No, I do not. But they were responding to a trigger. We now know that there were missed opportunities to reel him in and he was the one who actually committed murders - possibly only lack of opportunity prevented others. An important factor here is that he had come to the notice of the police - he even had a conviction - but without successful intervention. This is an aspect where arguably government had an easier job and failed.

Re: I'd much prefer to notion

If you take a look at the information now released because of the guilty plea it's quite clear that the posts that stoked up the riots were not the primary problem. That was someone just on his own working himself up on everything from Gengis Khan to Jihad via Hitler - political labels don't really apply in such cases.

Trump hits undo on Biden AI safety order, EV mandate, emissions standards, and more

What could possssibly go wrong? Not that it matters to him unless a complete sewage works gets into the ventilation very quickly. He'll be gone and it will all be SEP.

AI pothole patrol to snap flaws in Britain's crumbling roads

Re: Time for some creativity.

Publicity can be effective. I know of one road that was promoted as being the worst stretch of road - presumably in some sort of competition along the lines of "our local road's worse than yours". People started to visit it to see for themselves how bad it was. They were too late. All they could see was a billiard-table smooth surface because it had ben properly resurfaced PDQ.

Re: The fix is conceptual

Unless the council is running the buses themselves reports from them would rank alongside reports from A.N. Other.

Re: Find the right council

I've had success in writing an email addressed to the CEOs of the council and Yorkshire Water suggesting they sort it out between them to decide who was responsible. It makes it impossible for them to reply that you should have addressed it to the other. In that case YW stepped up.

Re: SEP

AFAICR, however, it was called something like a road fund licence and paid to the local county council. Central government couldn't stand seeing money that didn't bring it into their own control. Giving it a name that related to roads would be far too dangerous - there would be a strong implication that it had to be spent building and maintaining roads so Vehicle Excise Duty was born.

Treasury dislike of tying tax to specific areas of government is so strong that they invented a word for it: hypothecated.

Without understanding what it meant nobody would want such a dreadful sounding thing as a hypothecated tax. Once it's understood it would be seen as a good idea - people like to get what they pay for and government could be held to its obligations.

Re: A myth? Realy?

The situation hasn't been helped by the bright idea of adding a high friction coating at areas considered to be dangerous. Heightened friction combined with a strong binding to the tarmac has resulted in the tarmac being torn apart.

Re: AI?

Did he give you the budget to bring solutions?

Re: AI?

"I really am getting sick of anything that's remotely clever being labelled AI, just because it's the latest buzzword."

You need to take a look at this from the department's side. They may have been wanting to get this gadget for some time and not had the purchase approved. Add AI and it suddenly becomes something the Council has to be seen as investing in so as to keep up-to-date and furnish senior officials with bragging rights.

UK aims to fix government IT with help from AI Humphrey

Re: I await developments

You underestimate the Civil Service.

You have a problem.

You decide AI is the answer.

You now have two problems, at a conservative estimate.

Microsoft joins CISPE, the Euro cloud crew that tried to curb its licensing

Yet another place to stage a brawl, I suppose.

How Windows got to version 3 – an illustrated history

Re: Grumpy

If they could they wouldn't be words to be repeated in polite company.

The reality is, of course, that the simple (even with point releases) numbering had been running for some time. Basic marketroid behaviour requires that by then an entirely new branding has to be introduced because (a) the existing stuff was done by the previous lot and (b) there's an awful lot of crud to be distanced from.

Re: Happier Days

"Windows 2000 was the last good one"

Definitely. That's the one that lives in a seldom used VM on my daily driver for the rare occasions when I need anything Windows related. Anything Windows related would also date from that era. The only exception to that is the W7 which shares a little net-top with Linux and has an OBD package on it - except that I haven't seen the OBD to USB lead for a long time.

Re: Brilliant!

I know that layout was done by cutting and pasting. I can also assure you that when drafting the original text there was a lot of cutting out bits and stapling then onto fresh sheets of paper with scribbled annotations. Staples were less messy than paste for that purpose. When it got too much the whole lot was send to the departmental typist for a clean copy so we could start again.

I remember also getting proofs as galleys which, I think was hot metal. And the subsequent page proofs with the added fun of ensuring that any corrections made at that stage didn't alter the pagination.

One of my first jobs as a research assistant was checking page proofs for a Proc.Roy.Ir.Ac. (Irish equivalent of ProcRoySoc) and finding a whole load of numerical errors converting from imperial* to metric which, on checking further, went right back to the guy's PhD thesis and had gone through every other stage unnoticed.

* Yes, imperial measures. The work had been done with a surveyor's staff marked in decimal feet. My first essay into the world of punched cards and Fortran was combing the levels from that staff with metric from the Hiller borer to tables that I could use to plot on old-fashioned graph paper with old-fashioned Indian ink. Happy days and a strong hint that this computing stuff deserved a closer look.

VMware migrations will be long, expensive, risky, Gartner warns

Some recent reports here of what Gartner have said were beginning to show worrying signs of awareness of reality. It's good to see that they're back on form.

Microsoft to force Windows 11 24H2 on Home and Pro users

Re: Opt out of support

Regular readers may know I've kept a W10 installation on an old dual-boot laptop out of morbid curiosity and to remind myself how bad it is. Bad as in now having been able to complete an update for at least a year. At the weekend I finally decided to install from a fresh ISO and at least cut out all the vendor's bloatware such as the McFee that even a wooden stake wouldn't kill.

Oh, what a faff. It wouldn't install from a DVD onto a drive with GPT, only MBR. Possibly if I'd worked out how, and let it blow away the Devuan installation it might have converted the drive to MBR, otherwise it has to boot from a UEFI medium. OK, the boot menu claims I can do a UEFI boot off the DVD or USB but just drops into the BIOS if I choose that.

It turns out that the USB has to be set upt to be partitioned with GPT. Then it has to boot off a FAT32 partition- that's part of the UEFI spec. Except it's going to have to have a file that's bigger than the FAT32 4G limit. Who one Earth came up with the idea of saddling UEFI with that limitation? Oh, yes, I remember whose sticky fingers are all over UEFI. So the medium has to have two partitions, a small FAT32 for initial boot and a big NTFS one for the actual installation. Of course it would be no problem if the ISO actually had that structure so it could simply be dd-ed onto the USB drive like any self-respecting ISO. No, it has to be made up just so with either some 3rd party medium creator tor some manual juggling.

In the end - yes it installs OK. Even excluding the media prep it's slower than a Linux install, of course, and has a restart or two. And it wanted to speak prompts. It has to do a lot of updates but then so would almost any Linux install except maybe for an ISO for a really fresh release. But slow. And the restart thing. And the opaqueness - several separate updates with different ideas of reporting progress, some straightforward, one sticking at 0% until it eventually competed, one that went up by quite a few percent quickly, then went back to 1% and climbed very, very slowly. Having done the initial bunch - with a restart, of course - it then found a couple more to do. Linux is just so much slicker.

And the result? Strange, of course. In some ways it's like the toddler that's decided it wants to "help" Mummy. The odd thing on the task bar that suddenly pops up news and weather I hadn't asked for and which it must have been keeping up to date, also unasked for. On the other hand where it could be helpful it isn't. For instance there's the alphabetically arranged start menu that must have been specified from high up by a paper-shuffler who's never laid a finger on a computer but has a PA to do short-hand and typing but would never dare suggest anything of her own initiative. And it's just so sluggish. And there's not only CoPilot, there's also Cortana. Maybe I'll come back to it some day and try to get rid of them. Anything useful, of course, like application software, instead of just being there, is a set of paid for extras.

Thank goodness it's not my daily driver. But it's good to be reminded of much better off I am with a decent OS, well equipped out of the box and not having to suffer this stuff to work.

"Windows 11 23H2 was rolled out in the same way – the company's support lifecycle means Home and Pro users* must be kept up to date, whether those users like it or not, in order to receive support."

What is this support of which they speak? When "end of support" is mentioned for W10 (or older) it seems to mean the time when the updates stop being rolled out. So they seem to be saying the users computers must keep being updated in order to keep being updated.

If an enforced update borks a user's computer why should MS not be prosecuted under the appropriate legislation?

* I assume they men the users' computers. Even in these days of intrusive AI I doubt they're updating the actual users. At least I hope they're not.

Trump's freshly minted meme coin passes $10B market cap before he even enters office

Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

"Nobody can take seriously the 'felonies' against Trump and the desperation to call him felon but has no consequence."

Being convicted of a felony makes one a felon by definition. And making not being one for purposes of holding a particular post makes it necessary to take it seriously and has consequences. I suppose there might be some provision for convictions to be eventually written out of the record as there are when considering the record for some jobs although for positions of such significance perhaps candidate should be held to higher standards.

Developers feared large chaps carrying baseball bats could come to kneecap their ... test account?

Re: Bats..

Carrying ones bat it regarded as a good achievement for a cricketer.

Ransomware attack forces Brit high school to shut doors

Re: Failure to Plan and Test for Computer Failure is ... Failure

And you think that's an excuse?

Re: Why should an IT outage necessitate shutting the school

Back in the mists of time I was one of the part-time OU tutors, as was SWMBO who, incidentally, had been a school teacher before returning to University to do research. Th OU depended and very likely still does, on local colleges for premises for some tutorials. The OU year was very different from the traditional academic year and tutorials ran through the summer months when the colleges were normally closed.

From time to time the caretaker would fail to turn up to unlock the building and couldn't be found. What to do? Cope. It's summer, the weather's fine. We channel the ancient Grecian Academy and hold tutorials outdoors. At least I did. If it happened to SWMBO she just cancelled the tutorial and came home. I still don't know why. Maybe its a teacher thing.

Re: Why should an IT outage necessitate shutting the school

"The register is online."

So they can't check a register. They can't take a register with the children at home - or maybe elsewhere. No effective difference.

"It can also be the fact that security, physical security, is ran through IT."

TFA says the children are allowed in to collect lunches so access is obviously not a problem.

Coping when the world lets you down is an essential human skill.

Re: Why should an IT outage necessitate shutting the school

"catering"

TFA says pupils were allowed to go to school to collect lunch.