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Go straight to sell! Windows second-chance setup hawks Microsoft services at IT's expense

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“Enterprises tolerate $NEXT_TRICK because switching operating systems is expensive and inconvenient, but smaller organizations are affected more severely since each minute counts,”

The very definition of frog-boiling. There's never a really convenient time to make the break but the overall experience just gets worse.

They know they've got you and can do whatever they want.

BOFH: Arrr, I smell piracy ... and it's comin' from a machine with executive privileges

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"New boss, Same as the old boss

seemed he did get fooled again."

Previous BOFH ended with old boss packing his belongings IIRC.

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Re: combined efforts

So the victim patient dives head first out of the window?

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Re: "as well received as a chilli oil enema."

"The difference between a chemist and a physicist is that a chemist washes his hands before using a toilet, the physicist after."

I don't know about physicists, but biologists for sure.

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New boss -> ex-boss.

No wonder he didn't last long. Far too inquisitive.

Ubuntu Resolute Raccoon spits out Xorg, but still lets you run X11 apps

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Re: systemd and Canonical have both embraced age/identity verification

"long term, the only hope is Hurd"

Ah yes, long term. When will it be production ready?

I have to say I do like the micro-kernel idea. I don't know if that's what's being planned but it offers the option of different admin user IDs so that, for example, storage-admin might allocate raw storage but not have the right to decide what file system, if any, gets written on it nor the right to read what's written on it.

For everyday use, however, we need something that's production ready.

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Re: Bah! Humbug.

"Proprietary software being included in the only official available installer"

Unnamed propitiatory S/W.

A driver perhaps? A driver that will only be used on systems with one particular H/W feature.

That does not make the who distro propitiatory but it does make all the other components of the distros available to those with that H/W.

Those components will be able to meet the requirements of those users, To channel a former PM: Requirements, dear boy, requirements.

You only have to wear the hair shirt if you want to.

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Using computers 101

Perhaps we need to remind ourselves why we use computers.

Most computer use is to meet requirements.

My initial requirements, long ago, were tools for science. The computers were initially ICL 1900 series mainframe and later a Z80 running a CP/M close and then UCSD pSystem.

That moved on, in the early 1980s to developing and running, a system whose requirements were managing lab. casework. That was on Unix (7th ed) and Informix (actually I started when Informix was still called Marathon & our serial number was 33).

That was just an adjunct to lab. work but from it I ended up moving into an IT career with various Unix/Informix systems as a career including as a freelance. Most of the requirements there were logistics and sales order processing, etc.

Now in retirement a prime requirement is to have a working environment which matches the familiar Unix of the 2nd half of my working life. For a while that was met by SCO OpenServer* but since then Linux** when it became good enough. SysV init is more Unix like than SystemD.

The secondary requirements, fully met by my particular choice on Linux distro, are a whole lot of functions including WYSIWYG text editing, some image manipulation including annotating maps, drawing diagrams and web browsing including, as I write, tracking my daughter's progress on the Fellsman 2026 (sheer madness!).

A tertiary requirement is meeting the other requirements at a price acceptable to a retired Yorkshireman.

My requirements do not include worshipping at some shrine of philosophical purity. YMMV.

* Yes, I know. Open. Back in the day we talked about Open Standards which tended to mean something like Posix. A different but legitimate meaning of "open" in describing software.

** SCO installation required booting from a floppy and floppy drives have long been on the red list of endangered species so it ceased to become an option, hence the move.

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Re: Bah! Humbug.

Tell me you don't use any Unix-like OS without telling me you don't use any Unix-like OS.

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Re: Bah! Humbug.

"You won't have much ongoing luck with Devuan"

I find this comes into the same category aerodynamics proving that the bee cannot fly but the bee, not knowing aerodynamic, flies successfully.

The reason it falls into the same category is the fact that I've been using it successfully for years. It's currently running my laptop, my second laptop, my wife's laptop, my ancient nettop and my NextCloud server on Pi5.

Practice beats theory.

Curiosity compels me to ask what events made you decide the Devuan and Debian became proprietary?

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Re: Bah! Humbug.

"All will march in lock step to systemd and their ilk."

One word: Devuan

More ancient Linux device support faces the chop

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Welcome? More like founder member.

Even more like last man standing, these days.

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This list of affected H/W is making me feel very old. I suppose it's because I am.

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Re: Spring

Spin it as a test to find out whether it was still needed. Test was successful.

US clarifies mobile hotspots part of foreign router ban despite rarity of American made consumer kit

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Re: "security vulnerabilities are not limited to any particular geography"

"I fail to see where consumers are implicated"

Botnets.

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"In each case, this approval is granted only for about 18 months - terminating October 1, 2027."

So they're only about a quarter short of the whole charade becoming irrelevant.

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t doesn't run Android but some other Linux derivative

FTFY

Trump to UK: Stop taxing our big beautiful tech corps or face tariff tsunami

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Re: The UK has limited exposure to US taxiffs.

They're probably selling to Canada now that Kentucky whiskey has suddenly become unpopular.

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Has nobody worked out yet what this is all about. The Iran adventure isn't going well and he needs to distract the public.

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Re: Threatening tariffs eh?

No, Britain is a state that follows international law, as do most other countries.

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Re: Waaah tariffs, waaah taxes,

I'm not sure it's specifically a tax on US companies but anyone offering online services from outside the UK. I'm not sure how many other countries are affected but I suppose a tariff could be raised on US companies in addition.

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Re: Threatening tariffs eh?

"Quite why King Charles is going to visit a regime which is actively committing war crimes is beyond me. It legitimises Trump's actions, and that's the last thing which is needed right now."

Perhaps he'll stub his toe or something and be too lame to go.

To fix this Wi-Fi network, we'll need a crane

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Recycle the AP with extreme prejudice. A 3lb hammer applied to the reset button should be sufficient.

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Re: It is quite simple.

Where foes 1st form start?

Daughter passed 11 plus in N Ireland & started grammar school there. Then we moved to High Wycombe where they have (or had) 13 plus and was miffed to have to go back to junior school again. Fortunately the timing of the move back to God's Own County was timed for the start of 6th form college.

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Just in the lake and not in the ground itself?

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"it's all giggles n shits"

Not in N Ireland, it wasn't.

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You reckon it was the number they were most familiar with?

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"Everybody like big boom."

Not everyone. I was glad to have missed the car bomb in our lab's entrance gate.

Microsoft tackles quality control issues. Just kidding, it's encouraging experienced workers to leave

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"Nadella, who rarely misses an opportunity to talk up AI's potential, saw his own compensation grow to $96.5 million for Microsoft's fiscal 2025."

When I see "compensation" mentioned in this sort of context I usually wonder what he's being compensated for, what harm might have befallen him.

"Best not look at the company's stock price, which has fallen by more than 20 percent during the last six months."

Ah, that's what he's been compensated for. The value of his share pot has fallen.

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Microsoft will "raise the bar on Windows 11 quality." He didn't specify where that bar will be raised to,

Maybe "raising the bar" means raising it so more stuff can get out underneath it.

UK gov pays public £550 to discuss Digital ID – then bans journalists from the room

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Re: Pathetic

forget big corporations. This is just the latest manifestation of something that's been one of Labour's aims for for the last 30 years.

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Re: Fundamentals

"This digital ID means something you know."

It sounds more like something you have.

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"reframe the question and ask another sample set of volunteers"

There will be no question framed in a way that could result in a "not thanks" response.

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"You don't need to know anything about this topic to take part,"

"In fact we very much hope you don't."

Anthropic admits it dumbed down Claude when trying to make it smarter

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BigO? WTF went wrong there?

BigCo

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It might be a newcomer to the IT scene but has quickly picked up standard BigO working pracitice: ship code then see if it works.

Age checks could turn internet into an ID checkpoint, complains Proton CEO

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Well, yes. That's just what we've been saying for some time.

Microsoft gives your Word documents an AI co-author you didn’t ask for

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Plausible deniability for authors! Finally Coprolite has a use case.

Stale gov.uk pages are feeding AI overviews old data and Brits are believing it

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TNA is the place for archives or, for the web, archive.org

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"On the same basis would we be burning certain pages out of Hansard just because the policy or law being debated at the time has been changed since?"

No, because they record what was said even if the policy or law has changed since.

But consider this. You have a web page with a banner saying some of the rest of the content on the page may be untrue - or out of date if you prefer the verbose form. Now go through each piece of information on the page, testing it against the banner and delete it if cannot be relied on. Because the banner tells you it can't be relied on you'll delete every piece of information and be left with an empty page. At that point you might reasonably decide to go for the current page.

A page which purports to tell you something current needs to be current. Stale pages have been the curse of the web almost singe TBL invented it.

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"may contain out of date information"

If there's no way of telling that information on the page may be true or false - which is what "outdated" means then the page contains no information at all and ought to be removed because there's no point in keeping it.

Archive it off-line for historical purposes if that's required.

Pass the key, passwords have passed their sell-by date

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Re: Great!

AFAICS it is you who is wrong. From TFA "Passkeys work by creating a cryptographic key pair between a user's device and the protected account." After that just about any quickly found explanation on the web seems to resort to hand waving, the more detailed mentioning "challenge" but if it requires a cryptographic pair on the two ends it suggests that it involves exchanging some encrypted text.

This is not the same as having KeePass generate passwords that look like line noise and store them encrypted. Having said that the KeyPass option would be my choice. The ability to share copies across devices avoids the reliance on a single device.

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Re: stubborn old git who needs to get with the times ?

"Just wait long enough and familar, saner times will catch up with you."

That's the hope.

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Re: Companies not listening

What happens when your Yubikey is damaged, lost or stolen?

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Re: implementation

"and only on their mobile."

Whoever has your mobile is you.

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Re: Great!

"I can store passkeys in my browser or 1Password which are stored locally on my machine."

I can store my passwords locally on my machine in Keepass. I can sync to my local NextCloud and from that to my spare machine.

Keepass is encrypted and protected by its own password which is the only one I need to remember.

Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope trumps Trump cuts, is launch-ready ahead of schedule

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"despite repeated attempts by both Donald Trump's first and second administrations to cut funding"

Nevertheless, when it's in orbit it will be claimed as a Trump success.

Then he'll insist it's renamed after himself. Of course DDTT has a certain structure to it : Despite Donald Trump Telescope.

Medical data of 500k Biobank volunteers listed for sale on Alibaba, UK minister reveals

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"they've already had their access revoked"

It should serve as a warning to the rest.

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Re: It already is in the wrong hands

The data is supposed to be collected from volunteers. It sounds very much like the outfit I corresponded with some time ago as a possible volunteer. I tried to get some sensible answers about control and access. I failed - in fact they stopped responding - and left it there. I am not surprised by this report.

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