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Capita hears demand for pension scheme cleanup 'loud and clear' – but won't say yes

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I see your "Ahem" and raise you a "Kids today".

You are since my day (72-86). The possibility that things had changed and I CBA following them is why I put in that disclaimer.

I can assure you it was the case back then. Not a single contribution taken during that period, just a lowered salary to account for the lack of contributions being taken.

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Re: Two options for Crapita

Penalty clauses are not fines. OP seems to think that some criminal law against incompetence exists.

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Re: Two options for Crapita

No I am not. Only criminal proceedings allow for fines and fines are what the OP said. For fines to be levied there would have to be a breach of criminal law. What law against incompetence does the OP think exists?

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"By January, it was clear the service was seriously failing"

The original reports indicated that it was failing at go-live. If Capita manglement believed it would work the only explanation is a reality distortion field greater than that in Microsoft. Hernandez still seems to be affected by it - or perhaps he's hoping it extends to the board and shareholder.

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What pot? FFS there isn't one!!! See my comment above. It just doesn't work that way. Never has.

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Let me explain something very basic about civil service pensions. There is no pot. It's essentially a Ponzi scheme*. Things may have changed since my day but there wasn't even a contribution as in normal pension schemes. It was effectively a salary sacrifice scheme which meant that the salary, and hence the final salary, and hence the pension based on the final salary was less than if it had been a regular contributory scheme. But I digress. There is no pot. Like any Ponzi scheme pensions are paid out of current income, in this case tax.

As there's no pension pot could you explain how it could have been stolen?

For completeness, everyone else's retirement pension operates in the same way. National Insurance doesn't build you a pension pot, it's just a form of taxation. HM Treasury has a dread of taxation being ring-fenced in this way. So much so that they coined a word for it, hypothecation. A hypothecated tax sounds so alarming nobody who didn't actually know what it means would want it. Just as NI payments don't go directly and accountably to running pensions, NHS etc because that would be hypothecated, so Vehicle Excise Duty doesn't go to building and maintaining roads.

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Re: Two options for Crapita

As a matter of interest could you quote the law against utter incompetence under which they could be charged and which of which conviction would attract a hefty fine?

You might think such details matter. They do. They're you're protection against also being fined for something such as utter incompetence about understanding how the law works.

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Re: Two options for Crapita

If this one had happened at equivalent scale in the private sector it wouldn't have been successfully hushed up.

AI slop writing has taken over the internet, particularly LinkedIn and X

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Given that so many YouTube instructional videos have too much character in the voice a lack of character should be welcome.

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Re: Reality or Nothing!

"Rare earths aren't really worth much as scrap" but the precious metals used in cat convertors are.

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AI finds its proper place.

It's an AI web, and we're just rats in the walls

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I remember reading that hunter-gatherer communities spend less time per day winning enough food to live on. OTOH the hunter-gatherer economy is the one that supports fewer people per unit area than any other. It also sound like the least comfortable.

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

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"anyone who knows HP-UX will remember getting code to compile can be a bit of a challenge"

We never encountered problems like that. We must have been doing something wrong. Although most of our code was written in a 4GL which went through a couple of passes to get to a C compiler.

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Re: The opposite....

When all else fails RTFM

Microsoft emails Windows 10 holdouts: Fine, keep your old PC another year

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Another way of looking at it is they're getting users accustomed to something that looks very much like paying subscriptions for Windows.

LisaFPGA brings Apple's magnificent misfire back in programmable logic

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Re: LisaGUI

"One file type, one file handler: the word processor, the spreadsheet editor, the email client. So you end up with a very slick UI that can only do a limited number of tasks"

You have, of course, just described the sort of computer usage which is just about universal. The rest of us are just a fringe market.

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Re: Lisas were expensive AF

"so why would you buy a Lisa?"

Because it was so clearly the future. And had the price been affordable it would have been. I doubt there were many who read the original write-up in Byte who didn't think "I want one of those." until they saw the price.

If it had been made affordable for buyers the correspondingly greater sales must surely have made it affordable for Apple as well. However I think the Mac was Job's blessed project in which case it didn't stand a chance of being allowed to compete.

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Re: Neat, although there are alternatives

Maybe you need to explain HDMI and USB for the benefit of DrewPH.

OpenAI's Atlas browser doesn't make it to its first birthday

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For those who are actually missing it - this is what happens when you play with other people's toys.

Scot NHS Trust probes email stuffup involving maternity patients' data

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As far as I can make out this information was never in the public domain. That means that the incident was very badly communicated to the patients affected if that wasn't made clear.

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It's a very odd bit of wording. What does "concerned" mean? At first sight it might mean that such a member of staff sent it but given that it was for analytic purposes perhaps it meant that it was the staff member's work that was being analysed in which case if they were identifiable from the contents then they're also one of the victims.

UK.gov withholds £10M payment from Capita over pensions project fiasco, as dispute continues

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"One day I would like to be given the job of sorting out public contracts.

My first joyous task would be to jail the top officers of the companies"

You're going to do that and moonlight as a judge?

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AIUI (item in another place) the withheld payments are the total payments due until they can meet the KPIs so currently they're working for nothing. As to reputation, this seems to be something really new. They're hitting the people who make the decisions, at least those who are about to retire, and friends and colleagues who have retired.

The scale must be a bit less but the complexity of the NICSP must be quite similar as there'll be people who worked under one or more of: the NI service before direct rule, under direct rule when we were all under the NI Office (although there were still departments) and the current NI government arrangement. Perhaps they could lend some advice.

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Re: What

Heat death of Universe?

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I think SoP is don't bother looking, there will be and they can claim innocence if they haven't looked. This time it's going to cost them, withheld payments now but a toxic reputation in the Civil Service when civil servants will be making reconsolidations about future contracts across the whole of HMG.

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"He said Capita inherited a case backlog that was much higher than anyone expected, and also more complex."

Due diligence?

MPs tell NHS to start packing Palantir's bags ahead of 2027 contract break

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Re: Deletion

You think we'd be able to find out?

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But the figures must be right. We got them from Palantire.

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Re: Deletion

But which country do you think the copy's data's in?

Outlook for Mac bug makes font choice a purely decorative feature

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Just settle for plain text and, for good measure, no top posting. Like real email before you-know-who tried to pivot on a sixpence after realising that the internet was a thing and they didn't own it.

EU 'Chat Control' snoopfest returns after vote to kill it falls short

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"suspicionless mass surveillance,

More like universal suspicion, or presumption of guilt.

Britain's cloud habit has become a billion-pound risk

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"This isn't about stepping back from the cloud; it's about recognizing that cloud is now part of our critical infrastructure and designing, governing, and investing accordingly."

Given that the first part of the article is essentially saying that https://xkcd.com/2347/ could be redrawn about cloud structure being propped up be some small rack unit somewhere in an obscure DC how does one design without stepping back?

Allstate Insurance quits Broadcom, alleges vengeful license audit on the way out

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Re: What exactly is Broadcom's plan for VMware?

I'd have thought that until the bubble bursts all they need to do is say they want cash for AI and people will start throwing it at them.

Another German state heads down the open source sovereignty road

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That's why you avoid agent P's contributions

Devuan $ ls /etc/machine-id

ls: cannot access '/etc/machine-id': No such file or directory

There is one in /var/lib/dbus but it gets rewritten at boot time.

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"2019 that Germany was keen on digital sovereignty, but now the need is more pressing – even if it risks billions"

The later you start the more it costs.

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"new Sovereignty Check, co-developed with the Technical University of Munich, saying that digital sovereignty is now measurable. "

I wonder if they've taken into account all the W11 sites visited monitoring that the latest Scattered Spider case has revealed. It might give added impetus to replacing PC OSes and, for good measure, avoiding Agent P's contributions.

Court tosses Microsoft's appeal in pre-owned software licenses spat

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Which courts? It makes a difference as to whether it would be a valid precedent in this case.

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I take it they mean the Supreme Court. They can get turned down at the seeking permission stage but as a delaying tactic its successful. Let's hope the court applies interest to the damages.

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Re: inventing something for the first time in their existence

Presumably because on-prem AD doesn't give them all sorts of data-mining capabilities and, more importantly, ongoing revenue. a firm grasp of their customers balls. FTFY

Microsoft intros tech that rebuilds dead PCs without requiring local copies of Windows

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Re: I'm not sure why you got the downvote

I see there's a downvote to prove your point.

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Re: "May fail"

SoP for many years now.

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Re: "May fail"

An alternative way of looking at it is that all builds are experimental and preview. It's just the difference between alpha and beta releases.

Home Office's glitchy eVisa rollout lands UK privacy regulator in campaigners' crosshairs

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Home Office. Still not fit for purpose.

Tool promises to make lazy academics' AI-written papers sound more human

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“The problem is that AI-assisted drafts ... over-long sentences,”

What's special about AI in that regard?

Police intercept tipsy teens after Waymo snitches for shooting Orbeez out of the car

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"toy guns, water guns, and BB guns all pose real dangers, especially to an untrained eye,”

Especially to any eye if that's where it hits.

Microsoft Global Device Identifier fingers Scattered Spider suspect

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It should certainly be a wakeup call for those concerned with data sovereignty. It's not just the server hosting you need to worry about.

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Re: Aaaand it's systemd for the win. Again.

It appears to be systemd that is responsible for putting machine-id in /etc so my Devuan laptop doesn't have that. A quick check in /var/lib/dbus revealed that machine-d there was created at boot time. There was also a machine-id with a random-looking suffix on the file name and different contents from 2022, possibly dating from the current version OS install*. Deleting that didn't cause the sky to fall in. I then made a copy of machine-id and rebooted. The new version differed from the copy but not as completely as one might expect for a random string of that length, there was a matching sequence of 5 characters close to the end.

So it looks as if there's a semi-permanent machine-id that can be safely deleted and another than can be replaced at boot time but the contents of the latter do not appear to be completely random.

* Comparison with a more recently updated Devuan laptop suggests this is the case.

GitHub cuts short offer to burn repos on CD after mockery ensues

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Re: Backwards firing joke...

And how many CDs would it take for a sizeable project?

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I used to run a couple of HP-UX boxes with Informix installed. Every 6 months there were a pair - one for each box - of update CDs for both the OS & RDBMS. We had plenty of old ones, they did get used for coaster so it wasn't just AoL give-aways.

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