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Nine-year-old runs up $118,000 bill on dad's corporate credit card advertising his Roblox YouTube channel

Scotthva5

Re: Why...

When I had a corporate American Express card we were told in no uncertain terms that personal use was allowed but had to be paid in full before the end of the current billing cycle. Failure to do so would result in immediate termination and a claw back for the unpaid balance.

Arm pushes agentic AI and desktop-quality graphics in next-gen phone platform

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That's rather the point though, 1W sounds impressive but 30FPS is most definitely not desktop class. The low power draw is useless if it can't provide usable graphics. Note that the claimed 30FPS is an average and there is no mention of 1% or .1% FPS. These are important if you don't want a stuttery, unplayable mess.

Hyperscale, hypersensitive: US teacher cuffed for applauding datacenter critics

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Re: Supporters argued it would bring jobs and investment to Emporia.

Temporary construction jobs mainly and nothing after that. As far as tax revenue is concerned that is a pipe dream seeing as local governments are falling all over themselves to give massive tax breaks to attract these hyperscalers in the first place.

AI nose uses 'Smell Language Model' to sniff out signs of disease

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Much like AI washing machines

This doesn't have the first thing to do with AI. The technology to detect certain chemicals emitted in the human breath has been around for ages and all their 'AI' is doing is comparing a sample to known values. Marketing at its finest and I'm sure the venture capitalists will eat it up.

Tech sector pours $1T into AI and sends customers the bill

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The perfect own-goal

After all this paper spending, the unchecked environmental damage, the inevitable economic recession that follows and the massive job losses that accompanies it there will be no one left with the money to buy your services.

At last, a good reason to buy an AI PC: Reining in runaway token bills

Scotthva5

How about a muffin?

OpenAI's Atlas browser doesn't make it to its first birthday

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Stop

So sad...

How are we to recover from such a huge loss?

EU puts 'addictive' design of Facebook, Instagram under the DSA microscope

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interfering with squirrels

is the least of his sins.

Windows 95 detected installers by looking for magic words and hoping for the best

Scotthva5

Re: "looking for magic words and hoping"

or coveting potatoes.

Large Hadron Collider goes offline to make room for its enhanced successor

Scotthva5

Re: And the

As long as they don't accidentally split the thaum and release all that high energy magic...

Raspberry Pi OS gets a new kernel but apparently not a new version number

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Bodhi uses a fork of Enlightenment which is worlds different from a Windows style UI like what Pi OS is using. Simple it is not.

Linux Lite 8.0 sheds Chrome, slims down, and finds its name fits better than ever

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X11?

Liam is X an option or are we stuck with Wayland? I'm assuming it's Wayland being based on Ubuntu 26.04. If so it's a hard pass for me, Wayland still doesn't play nice with the bespoke time management application my current employer uses.

Canonical sends Ubuntu into the AI agent era

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We've had speech-to-text for decades

So why is it now "angetic AI"? Yes I'm aware that traditionally much back-end processing is involved (usually involving someone else's servers) but how is this that much different that it needs a new name?

Angry devs vow to flee GitHub Copilot as metered billing takes hold

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The first one is free...

Did they really think "all you can eat" AI was going to be around forever? Someone has to pay for the vast sums being wasted on the "AI" boondoggle and it sure as hell won't be Microsoft.

No captain, my captain: Navantia floats crewless warship

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Has Navantia heard of damage control?

Not the type that can be mitigated by a well timed PR release but the type that requires human activities? All sorts of nasty things happen out to sea and it would be a shame if their billion dollar death barge sank after hitting some minor debris.

Chrome silently installs a 4 GB local LLM on your computer

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Same here, all AI 'enhancements' turned off. Bastards. I might ditch Brave for Vivaldi.

Official PCIe 8.0 draft aims for 1 TB/s data rate

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Re: Impressive

Yes it's fast but you'll likely need water cooling for the amount of heat it would throw out. Even gen 5 m.2 drives are hitting a thermal bottleneck with extended use.

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

Scotthva5

Re: Too small

Same problem here on Brave Linux.

Hobbyist xenomorphs Raspberry Pi into Alien-themed DIY laptop

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Want

Imagine the looks you'll get at your local coffee emporium when you pull out one of these.

Anthropic squeezes enterprises by ejecting bundled tokens from seat deal

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Re: Overage ?

"Don't let me detain you" said Vetinari as the screams began to fade...

Suits won't quit AI spending, even if they can't prove it's working

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The cure is more cowbell.

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers

Scotthva5

I ran into the same situation years ago with a Barnes & Noble Nook. Thankfully Cyanogenmod was still around and it was trivial to install it. Held on to it for years until at last the battery shit the bed.

Apple's last tower topples… and the others will follow

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Re: What uses are left for PCIe slots?

Additional USB ports, additional NVMe slots and hyper-speed Ethernet ports to name three. I run a home media server that uses all three due to an older motherboard that has PCIe slots a plenty but outdated ports.

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Gamers say pull the other one

Even the fastest mobile GPU (5090 mobile) is more than 50% slower in actual game play than its desktop conterpart and is roughly on par with a mid-range card. There will always be a market for discrete components and no amount of Apple-style "you will eat our dog food and enjoy it" will convince me otherwise. Of course no one is gaming on a Mac...

Linear moves sideways to agentic AI as CEO declares issue tracking dead

Scotthva5

Re: "eventually debug code"

Debug the debug code your agent has already written twice? HA!

AI isn't killing jobs, it's 'unbundling' them into lower-paid chunks

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Really?

So the 4000 jobs at Block that were lost to AI thanks to that noodle Jack Dorsey doesn't count? I'd be very curious as to which AI company sponsored this 'research'.

Anthropic bods rework AI damage yardstick, find scant labor impact

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Right...

and Philip Morris "scientists" said smoking doesn't cause cancer.

Norway's Consumer Council takes aim at enshittification

Scotthva5

Re: Brilliant

..."braking is now a premium feature".

Jack Dorsey’s fintech outfit Block announces 40% layoffs, blames AI, gets 23% stock bump

Scotthva5

FUCK YOU Jack Dorsey

That is all.

Rogue devs of sideloaded Android apps beg for freedom from Google’s verification regime

Scotthva5

Re: Total Identity Ecosystem

...so they can sell you tat you don't need.

Trump's Genesis Mission gets its first set of 26 sure-to-succeed objectives

Scotthva5

Re: If anyone can do it...

That bloated corspe has absolutely zero interest in science, he is simply funneling taxpayer money to the billionaires that put him in office.

Cloudflare turns websites into faster food for AI agents

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Thanks CloudFlare...

for making it even easier for AI bots to steal content from websites and leaving the publishers empty handed. Who thought of this?

Workday CEO Carl Eschenbach clocks out amid job cuts and market jitters

Scotthva5

Re: Oh dear

“we regard our employees as a fungible, hired-by-the-kilo resource”

And just as quickly forgotten when the market needs to be juiced.

Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files

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Who watches the watchers?

It sounds great - on paper - but instead of actually reading the documents I'm supposed to trust Copilot's summation? What if it misses vital information or draws the wrong conclusion based on yet another hallucination and presented as fact? This is a slippery slope that only Microsoft could dream up and woe be to the team that makes important business decisions based on it.

DWP finds Copilot saves civil servants a whopping 19 minutes a day

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Yes. Yes it has.

SAP refuses to budge on renewal discounts despite cloud growth slowdown

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Re: Cloud?

Correct. The days of "migrate your workloads to the cloud and save money" has shifted to "stay with our cloud on our terms and we promise to only put it in half-way".

Microsoft spends billions on AI, converts just 3.3% of Copilot Chat users

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That "momentum" almost certainly includes punters that used it one time and said "thank you but no". To a CEO desperate to to justify the massive capex that counts as momentum.

China’s Deepin Linux gets a slick desktop - and, yes, built-in AI

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Re: China’s Deepin Linux gets a slick desktop - and, yes, built-in AI

Liam have you looked at UbuntuDDE?

Mozilla starts offering RPMs of Firefox Nightly

Scotthva5

Firefox has one function these days: to download LibreWolf. Full stop. How the mighty have fallen.

Power scarcity drives datacenters to Texas, where the juice is

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Did it suddenly start raining in Texas?

Bit barns love water and Texas isn't exactly swimming in the liquid stuff. Are they going to lower the water table even further by digging wells? Divert rivers? Build their farms next to the Gulf of Mexico? Yet more environmental questions whilst they chase the latest IT fad to dubious ends.

AI and automation could erase 10.4 million US roles by 2030

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AI does not pay payroll taxes or contribute to Social Security/Medicare and with companies like OpenAI demanding tax breaks I smell a deficit ballooning financial disaster on the horizon.

Mem-ageddon: AI chip frenzy to wallop DRAM prices with 70% hike

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The 32gb of Corsair DDR5 6000/CL30 I bought for $119 just 18 months ago is this morning $545 on Newegg. It was $427 over the weekend. The retailers smell blood in the water...

AI has pumped hyperscale capex, capacity – but how long can it last?

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To what end?

All this Capex and environmental damage for the sole purpose of making a handful of people even richer whilst the displaced scramble to make a living. Nice.

Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

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This is the best El Reg comments section in ages.

Please, do continue.

pearOS is a Linux that falls rather close to the Apple tree

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Re: I get the concept but:

Have you tried Zorin? It's about as close to Win 10 as Linux is likely to get.

From Georgia to Essex, AI datacenters are testing public goodwill

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Education needed

"The panel of industry representatives felt there is a need for education..."

Along the lines of "either let us tap into your already overextended grid and jack up prices for everyone or we'll build fossil fuel plants ourselves and destroy the environment."

That kind of education?

Disney turns to dark side, licenses IP to OpenAI for videos, images

Scotthva5

Re: Disney is already dismal

Been done: AI Snow White featuring Samuel L Jackson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35-U9ctVwE

Microsoft 365 boosts prices in 2026 … to pay for more AI and security

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Re: It makes me smile

My employer - a small project management firm - is slowly switching back to on-prem after repeated AWS outages and rising prices. A Linux native version of our management application suite should be ready by third quarter 2026 thanks to Microsoft's addiction to 'AI' and the cost of keeping our Win 10 rigs running.

Micron ditches consumer memory brand Crucial to chase AI riches

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Re: Damn.

I've been running 32gb of Corsair Vengeance 6000/CL30 for the past 18 months and it has been rock solid. Back then it was $119 for two sticks of 16gb, now Newegg/Amazon want $427. What a time to be alive.

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