* Posts by joi

6 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jul 2007

Stealth-cam software snaps laptop looter

joi

eh...

First thing I thought was: "nice viral marketing stunt"

iPhone developer stamps out calculator profanity

joi
Paris Hilton

A good idea improperly executed.

Now, if this were my app, I would actually display boobies when the phone is turned...

and proper ones, not like the braille on our lady of the icon.

German boffins create 'flight simulator for flies'

joi
Thumb Up

Drone possibilities...

In other news, the Department of Defence has announced new unmanned flight drones that will be deployed in 2012 after they've stopped them flying into window panes.

Mitsubishi electric car to get Iceland test run in 2009

joi

Icelandic americanisms...

When Icelanders say "gas" they mean unleaded petroleum. This country is hopelessly "Americanated" after fifty years of US occupation. They're gone now, thank God and good riddance.

Site guesses your sex via age-old web flaw

joi
Black Helicopters

mothership...

well if you really take a look at the source:

document.getElementById('analyze').src="http://www.mikeonads.com/gender/analyze.php?sites="+listOfVisitedSites;}

So the actual sex evaluation code is PHP on his server - and presumably logged.

Google's Lemon squeezes out web app bugs

joi

Yes, lemon is an automated bug finder...

... and the MOAB is an automated bunker weakness probing tool.