Posts by thexfile

OpenAI plans to ring in the New Year with a for-profit push

Too bad that the whistle-blower was found dead in his apartment.

Microsoft Edge takes a victory lap with some high-looking usage stats for 2024

I call BS on the numbers.

Musk and Trump to fall out in 2025, predicts analyst

Musk is forbidden from selling Tesla Cybertruck in China.

We know what Musk will probably dress up as this year: A victim

Musk should dress as a welfare queen.

Energy companies told to recharge for AI datacenter surge

AI and EVs are too much for infrastructure.

Tesla's big reveal: Steering-wheel-free Robotaxi will charge wirelessly

That looks like a "Leon Toaster."

It's true, social media moderators do go after conservatives

Nowadays to be conservative is to spew misinformation everywhere.

Elon Musk's X mashed by Australian court for evading child protection reporting

'Puffy Musk'

Microsoft's Copilot 'Wave 2' is a tsunami of unanswered questions

Nobody asked for Copilot.

Adobe fixed Acrobat bug, neglected to mention whole zero-day exploit thing

There is no reason to attach your data to Adobe.

Apple AirPods Pro 2 can be sold as hearing aids, says FDA

Did Apple invent hearing aids?

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin waves bye bye to October 13 ESCAPADE

Blue Oink is there to soak up tax dollars.

Trump taps Musk to lead 'government efficiency' task force

Far-right chooses far-right to fit the bill.

Body of IT tycoon Mike Lynch recovered after superyacht sinks

All equal in fish eyes.

Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

I thought Microsoft had done this once before but couldn't because of networking issues.

Microsoft closes Windows 11 upgrade loophole in latest Insider build

We'll be using tablets.

NASA pushes decision on bringing crew back in Starliner to the end of August

This is a Corporate failure and NASA got suckered by it.

Intel's microcode fix to save Raptor Lake chips may only work with default power settings

A bandaid is not a fix and the people who made the bad call are still in power.

Biden tries to cut through fog of confusion caused by deliberately deceptive customer service tricks

Corporation fascism is always a problem.

Before we put half a million broadband satellites in orbit, anyone want to consider environmental effects?

We need a way to break up the network.

Michigan probes Musk-backed PAC website that weirdly tried and failed to help register people to vote

Send Musk back to South Africa.

Infineon announces layoffs as Q3 results disappoint

If you make a bad product, you'll have a bad quarter at least one.

Freighter bound for the ISS suffers engine abort

Remember space is not a necessary thing it's only a corporate thing.

Tesla sales, market share dip in EU while other EV makers grow

Nobody asked for EV's.

Tesla shareholders agree to pay Musk staggering sum of $48B

I never would have thought Billionaires would become a common thing.

Microsoft cancels universal Recall release in favor of Windows Insider preview

Clippy must be laughing his azz off.

Clock is ticking for NASA to fix bucket of issues before next Artemis mission

Could you stop using duct tape?

Duct Tape will burn up.

Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all

Cheap.

It's the lowest grade of stainless steel, it's called 'kitchen stainless.'

White Castle collecting burger slingers' fingerprints looks like a $17B mistake

Wow.

USAF spaceplane back on Earth after mystery 2-year jaunt in orbit. Jeepers creepers, what has it been doing up here?

Up here in space, I’m looking down on you

It's a reusable space platform that's used to spy. "no secret"

American intelligence follows British lead in warning of serious VPN vulnerabilities

NSA should be banned.

NSA hacks routers and phones.

Those fake spying cell towers in Washington DC? Ex-intel staffers claim they're Israeli

That's new dreidel technology.

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin unveils 'Blue Moon' lander, making it way too easy for manchild Elon Musk to take the piss

Dead people is space!

Cocaine, psychedelics, DMT? They sure knew how to party 1,000 years ago: Archaeologists make startling discovery

Humans getting high.. It's a family tradition.

Be wary, traveller: There is no going back if you step over the Windows 10 20H1 threshold

I hear Linux is good.

Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow

PC Parking.

First they came for Equifax and we did nothing because America. Now they are coming for back-end systems and we're...

We do nothing because America.

Fake fuse: Bloke admits selling counterfeit chips for use in B-1 bomber, other US military gear

Cheapest supplier.

Microsoft confirms: We fixed Azure by turning it off and on again. PS: Office 362 is still borked

Around and around microsoft goes, chasing their own tail.

That amazing Microsoft software quality, part 97: Windows Phone update kills Outlook, Calendar

MicroGlitch.

Yes, Americans, you can break anti-piracy DRM if you want to repair some of your kit – US govt

HDMI exclusion is because of Sony. :-/

First it came for your desktop, now Windows 10 1809 is coming for your Things

Windows 10 is all beta.

Windows 10 1809: Now arriving on a desktop near you (if you want it)

Microsoft pulls 1809 from update.

Iron Mike Pence blasts Google for its censor-happy Dragonfly Chinese search engine

The clown or his henchman.

Denial of denial-of-service served: There was NO DDoS on FCC net neutrality comments

Too bad the voting public doesn't remember anything longer than a week.

FUKE NEWS: Robot snaps inside drowned Fukushima nuke plant

CDC

Someone need ask for CDC records on 'lymph node cancer' rates.. Iodized Salt is your friend!

Scam alert: No, hackers don't have webcam vids of you enjoying p0rno. Don't give them any $$s

You can't stop stupid.

Seagate's Barracuda SSD bares its teeth at PC, laptop upgraders

Seagate Barracuda SSD? You first.

Firefox to feature sponsored content as of next week

Firefox is down and not coming up.

Windows Fall Creators Update is here: What do you want first – bad news or good news?

Windows 10 build 16299.16 after updates build 16299.19.