* Posts by Mr Handle

3 publicly visible posts • joined 26 May 2014

Get a job in Germany – where most activities are precursors to drinking

Mr Handle

Re: Germany is a wonderfull place

I had an interesting conversation with a German colleague about "Bad Laws".

Me: "That is a poorly designed law"

Her: "But it is the law."

Me: "But it causes more accidents."

Her: "But it is the law."

Me: "There are more deaths because of this law!"

Her: "But it is the law."

Routine WHAT NOW? Bank of England’s CHAPS payment system goes TITSUP

Mr Handle

They added a user account.

Username: JohnSmith

Surname: ;Drop Database Table Banks;

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

Mr Handle

Emotion detecting jewlery

Something pretty the wife would want to wear that updates an iPhone app with the emotion she is experiencing. It has to be expensive as my wife is allergic to cheap jewelry. This has to include some of the more "specialised" emotions with explanations and a list of valid things to say.