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BOFH: Cross-department AI pitches are easier to swallow with a pint in hand

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Fortunately that's illegal in civilised countries. Filming you in the loo, I mean, not hanging a coat over the camera filming you in the loo. Because the camera can not be there in the first place. So you have to hang the coat somewhere else. But I digress now, it seems. Must be from the liquid medication.

Datacenter MacGyver saved the biggest football match of the year

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Re: an old firm game then

Indeed, George did his Best there, didn't he?

Police intercept tipsy teens after Waymo snitches for shooting Orbeez out of the car

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Re: Customers are now being IDed mid-ride

Preferably in the middle of a freeway. ROTM must start somewhere.

Spain collars alleged pro-Russia hacktivist after FBI tip-off

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Re: Ukrainian hacker flee to Russia ?!

Aren't you aware of the existence of separatist regions in Ukraine? If not, you don't really have any idea about WTH Russia used to justify it's invasion...

Failed blockchain project ends with big fine for fibs about it being on track

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Re: these?

https://www.asx.com.au/content/dam/asx/participants/clearing-and-settlement/chess-replacement/ASX-Annual-Report-2019-CHESS-QA.pdf

and

https://announcements.asx.com.au/asxpdf/20220210/pdf/455v88vmkzc36t.pdf

Claude Sonnet 5.0 heads straight down the middle of the road to dodge controversy

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Re: “xhigh” or even Homer Simpson’s favorite setting, “max”

You can go even higher, using the "madmax" setting, where it exhausts all water on planet Earth

AI search could kill the web without new quality signals and revenue models

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Re: A zero-click search is what happens

Today I found that Google enshitified its search a little bit more. When trying to find results not in English, using words in the specific language I want used to work well as a filter. Today I tried and it gave me sites auto-translated from English. I know I can still use advanced search, but it forces extra steps on the user for the same effect.

DRAM it! Cheap PCs being priced out of existence as memory cost bites

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Re: Then why?

By great numbers, the best numbers, 10%, 20%, 50%, 200%!

Engineer accused of insider trading tied to Microsoft's reboot of Three Mile Island nuclear plant

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Re: Insider Trading

Noob! He forgot the key "get out of prison" card. You must get elected first, ant then do whatever insider trading you want

Nation-state actors cracked critical Australian infrastructure to ‘cripple it at a time of their choosing’

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Nation-state, uh?

Not Russia, if only because Russia is not a "nation-state" but a federation of states.

Maybe it was Japan, or Portugal, or Tanzania, or Argentina, they're are all nation-states, as most countries in the world are.

Seeing the term nation-state used as meaning something it doesn't really gets under my skin!

London cops bring live facial recognition to West End

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"in Croydon more than 470,000 people walked past the LFR cameras"

And what the police have to show is that they arrested a man whom they knew was a registered sex offender and who was subsequently sentenced to two years in prison in May for breaching a sexual harm prevention order and making indecent images of children. No actual connection between the crime and passing in front of the face-recognition cameras. Couldn't/shouldn't they have just gone to his address?

Bold move, Cotton: Trump administration tells US techies it expects American quantum computer by 2028

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Re: Dick head

He could also sign executive orders mandating faster than light travel and cold fusion to be developed during his term

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13. Yell at reporters, insult them, and leave the interview when contradicted.

The new database world according to Google: Inexact queries and AI in everything

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Re: Who won the 2016 US presidential elections?

The same question asked by two different people will get different answers? It that really what we want from a database engine?

India and China are home to 2.9 billion people – and together they bought just 13 million PCs in Q1

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Re: Tablets and Phones

So, you use Firefox for Android?

Humanity trashed Earth orbit – next stop the Moon

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Re: Recycling

That work is *so* last century

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

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Re: Many a year ago ....

The infamous C$ share... many of us knew about it ;)

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Sometimes there are people that just don't want some work done - they might have their reasons

During the Y2K project I was in, my team was correcting an application consisting of almost 100 programs chained together (just as COBOL likes) and we were made aware that that particular batch chain would break every single night, meaning an hefty on-call bill. And is had been going like that for years.

So I analysed the failure point and it was seemingly simple to correct. IIRC there were numeric conversions that would fail under certain conditions, conditions that would almost certainly be met once or twice per run.

That correction was deemed out-of-scope by our client rep, who, curiously, was also that application's IT boss.

Users claimed they'd never seen a spell checker and panicked at the sight of red squiggles

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Re: Mouse working in reverse mode

During a PC intro course I was giving, one of the trainees thought of the cord as the little bugger's tail and had it under her wrist. After showing the correct way to use the device, no more problems. That's the important thing, that once taught, people shouldn't need to be schooled again on the same subject!

Microsoft once used its own brand of 'Lego' to optimize Windows

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Re: The simple answer was responsibility.

You're forgetting that the project time is a one-off. Users needing extra HW to properly run the unoptimized SW will probably be a large number, meaning that the little extra HW will be multiplied so many times that it will dwarf the added project cost.

Windows devs rerolled old code to save precious bytes

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Re: "The days when literally every byte counted"

I told this recently, as a kid I coded a game for the ZX Spectrum in Assembler and won a prize from a magazine. They then put me in contact with a professional coder to help reduce my code for 16Kb as it was not even 1 Kb over it and together we made it just that bit smaller so the magazine could publish it to be played in both the 48Kb and the 16Kb models. So I got some free coding lessons along the winning prize, and learned lots of tricks to reduce memory like using alternative instructions that used less bytes (usually just 1, but doing that many time times saves as many bytes) or re-purposing functions, making them more generic in order to allow reuse.

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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Re: Chinese e-tailer

The one thing I have to praise AliExpress is their refund policy. Whenever I've had disputes with sellers that hat to be escalated I always received refunds from AliExpress. And recently it was AliExpress themselves that contacted me about a non compliant product I had bough I received a refund without even having to return the item.

Google found liable for bad AI Overview results. Let's play Truth Or Consequences

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I've had colleagues creating some user panic because of info they got from Google's AI summaries being delivered as "the truth". While those colleagues are technically knowledgeable people, they seem to lack critical thinking.... not ideal when dealing with this new 'vibed' world

Met Police boss threatens to cut 700 frontline jobs after Palantir deal blocked

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WTF?

Re: My Higher Grade Accounting qualification is begging for mercy

They stopped us spending 50 million Pounds? Well, that means we need to fire people because we now have more money to pay their cheques.

This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

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I'm pretty sure he didn't repeat it enough

Trump phone has HTC guts. Tremendous guts. The best guts

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Re: "designed in China", Map Wars!

It is. By their own admission.

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To be honest, both countries argue they're the true China.

Taiwan's official name is not Republic of China for no reason.

It blocked us at 'hello!' Anthropic Fable 5 refusing innocuous prompts

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Re: Having models trying to figure out when you're doing something evil

You don't ask what percentage of ground glass you should mix in sugar to kill a person, but what is the safe limit of ground glass in sugar as not no kill a person., etc.

It's do or die for Apple AI

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Re: Apple AI can now do things that Android devices have had for some time

And, soon enough, will claim to have invented all of it

GitHub nukes 70+ Microsoft repos, breaks CI/CD pipelines, following suspected worm infections

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Re: Ugh

is it ||image.theregister.com/*.jpg$image ?

Yes! It's true! Windows 11 is an agentic platform

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Devil in the detail

I always call a priest to exorcize my computer whenever I suspect of demon processes running.

The priest usually uses a daemon to run the exorcism in the background - he's very IT savvy :)

Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug

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Add insult to injury

I you add insulting the client to the mix, you get the whole con-sultant ethos!

Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes

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Re: If I were Solomon I might be wishing for…

Although Prof. Youtube has excellent examples of why masks are optional for firefighters fighting drug house fires, and reporters reporting about burning drug stashes.

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Somewhere in Africa

A friend went to [Redacted] with a team to set up their first electronic stock market for which his company provided all the software and hardware. When he got there, all servers and assorted networking gear were already waiting to be cleared by customs for several weeks, and for 3 more weeks he was there daily, every day a different problem arising - he and the customs' officials seemed to be unable to reach any king of understanding on how (much) to clear it.

Until one day an armed party burst into customs and took the crates by force. My friend was sage enough to stay quietly in his corner while it happened, and only got the news it wasn't a robbery when a colleague called informing him the gear had arrived at the future stock exchange's facilities, brought by an army general very close to power... someone eventually got fed up with all the waiting.

Council in UK's City of York outs hundreds of disabled residents with a single email blunder

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Re: Attempting to Idiot-Proof Computers, Attempt 606437

I was once BCC'd in an email from my boss' PA to my boss that included an Excel file with all team members' pay packages.

If I was a betting man, I'd wager my boss never got wind of the blunder!

Bend the beam like Beckham to defeat anti-jamming tech

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Re: Interesting

That's a different type of technology. Almost the opposite, in fact, as AESA radars don't curve the beam, they spread the beam through multiple frequencies which allows it to be extremely resistant to jamming.

UK lawmakers call on government to ditch Palantir NHS contract

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Re: Exactly 60 minutes

Hey, Jude (sorry).

It has been happening since the site change took place. And no, it's not always 60 minutes, sometimes it's 30 minutes and some other times the articles have been like that for 2 hours before having their forum enabled.

This being the first time I see a Reg insider responding to the myriad of complaints, I hope it has got your attention and will soon be solved.

And, while you're looking into this, could you also do something about the read stories hyperlink colour? It's not rocket science to clearly differentiate them from the unread ones.

Memory crunch sends PC prices into double-digit climb

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Just checked online and I could buy an HP laptop with similar specs (32GB DDR4, 1Tb SSD and a Ryzen 7730U, plastic body and no backlight) today for 650€

FCC warns US broadcasters their licenses are a privilege, not a right

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Coffee/keyboard

"pubic [sic] spectrum"

Oh my, if there ever was a freudian slip in the Trump administration!!

Qualcomm picks bad time to pitch a $300 laptop platform

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Commentards need to step out of their bubble

Re: "If you have a use-case that needs Windows (gaming, most likely) then you’ll be buying a chunkier PC. If you’re in the market for a cheap device then Windows is no longer your best option. Linux. Chrome. And now, shock horror, macos. But not Windows."

In userland, Windows is "computer", Apple is "fancy computer", Linux is "what?"

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WTF?

Re: "Just skip one weekly shop"

This! Who ever needs to feed themselves or their families EVERY week?

That an app 'Fits on a Floppy' is still a useful measure in 2026

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every byte matters

As a kid I coded a game for the ZX Spectrum in Assembler and won a prize from a magazine. They then put me in contact with a professional coder to help reduce my code for 16Kb as it was not even 1 Kb over it and together we made it just that bit smaller so the magazine could publish it to be played in both the 48Kb and the 16Kb models. A lesson I learned then was that efficient ways to do some things are generally (but not always) the simplest and using the least instructions :)

FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship after another launch mishap

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"one of the great visionaries of our generation”

Having drug induced visions is not the same as being a visionary...

Company CEO flooded file share with smut, called for help after he deleted it

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To catch a recalcitrant user

At a previous job users used to share games using a network folder, although they'd been warned not to run any unapproved software.

After several attempts to stop them, deleting multiple folders only for them to re share the games, someone in IT decided to play a different game and started replacing the little .exe files for something that would make the culprit really conspicuous.

The one got the most red-faces was one that turned the volume to the max and played "Hey! I'm watching porn over here!" It also drew a lot of laughter :)

Microsoft Excel champ proves he still has the formula

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Re: Enhanced Excel

And people not using copilot will still win the events

Experts pour cold borscht on Farage's Russian hack claim

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Re: @AC - An asset to Russia

That's what the tip about using a search engine was for, teach aa anonymous coward to fish, and all that...

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Re: @AC - An asset to Russia

Aren't you capable of using a search engine? And if not, what are you doing in The Reg's forums?

(tip: search by time, anything up to the end end of April will not contain this particular misdirection)

HP customer claims firmware update shoved printer off support cliff

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Stupidified printers are better than 'smart' ones

I own a LaserJet and I quite like it. It's networked but behind a firewall and not allowed to see beyond it. The only lost functionalities, not possible to use under my setup, are the email to print one and automatic updates from HP. But why would I ever let HP mess with it?

Gemini accused of 30,000-line code purge and fake recovery report

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"Gemini later admitted that the consultation logs were entirely fabricated and generated solely to satisfy the project’s automated rule requirements."

This says all that needs to be said about these thingies' methods

Zombie user account let hackers control the city’s water

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Some years ago I did some consulting work for a client. Two years later I returned for another stint and they gave me a new account but the muscle memory lead me to log in using the old one. It was still available, I couldn't log in because of the expired password, but I could just have asked the helpdesk to reset it...