* Posts by MiguelC

1839 publicly visible posts • joined 22 May 2014

Australia passes law to keep under-16s off social media – good luck with that, mate

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Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

My mum would regularly send me round the corner to buy her cigarettes, when I was 10 or so. And I also remember buying wine by the litre at the local bar (for cooking). No one cared about who bought it, as long as they were handed the cash.

Google India probed after driver fatally followed Maps route over unfinished bridge

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Google Maps sometimes jumps the gun

Just recently I had some puzzled looking tourist, phone in hand, asking me about the location of the subway entrance.

Problem is that construction of that particular station hasn't even started, but GMaps does show it as an existing place, right now.

NetAdmin learns that wooden chocks, unlike swipe cards, open doors when networks can't

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Leg day at the office

Once, while working at a customer's premises, I got a call from a potential new employer. Not wanting to be overheard, I wandered into the service stairs for some privacy.

After ending the call, I tried to go back, but the doors only opened from the inside without a card, something I hadn't been provided with. I had my phone with me but, unluckily, no service in there.

I tried knocking on the door hoping someone would listen, but in the end I had to walk down 18 floors to the entrance lobby, then call my client so I could return as I hadn't brought any ID with me....

Microsoft reboots Windows Recall, but users wish they could forget

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Re: "Neat trick"

Not even original, lots of spyware/stalkerware have done this for decades

BOFH: The devil's in the contract details

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Re: Sounds far too familiar

At a previous job I was the technical guy sent to explain the technical parts/escort the well endowed sales lady.

I can tell you it was hard keeping a straight face while enduring the client's comments à propos her silhouette whenever she wasn't present - and even some innuendos while she was.

Yeah, lots of men are pigs, no matter how well educated they might be

Put your usernames and passwords in your will, advises Japan's government

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Pint

Re: Why would I care about passwords ?

I knew it as "Being stupid is like being dead, it's only painful for others."

Trump's pick to run the FCC has told us what he plans: TikTok ban, space broadband, and Section 230 reform

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Re: "protection should become a lot more limited once they've had a complaint"

Problem with that is that often complaints are because Karen does not agree with your opinion and tries to shut you down. Those platforms don't really care to actually verify if complaints are valid, so if there's any chance they'd be punished for keeping content on their site, they'd choose the safest way and take it down asap - therefore limiting free speech (catch-22?)

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Re: DEI changes

It's not about reality, it's about perception - they see themselves as a threatened minority and, as so, their ends justify the means

O2's AI granny knits tall tales to waste scam callers' time

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Stop

Re: Now there’s a challenge!

Because the way LLMs are trained is using real data and just hoping it's not reproduced verbatim when prompted

Ambitious overclocker cools Raspberry Pi 5 with liquid nitrogen

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Re: What an absolute waste...of everything; but mainly, time.

You must be fun at parties...

To kill memory safety bugs in C code, try the TrapC fork

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Joke

That's right, we have too many versions. Therefore, I'll create the unifying version of them all, the only C you'll ever need and I'll call MiguelC

AMD grabs a quarter of x86 market with desktop gains, but server growth slows

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Facepalm

Re: Who's still wanting Intel chips?

So, what you're really saying is that you have no idea how IT purchasing works in large orgs

The NPU: Neural processing unit or needless pricey upsell?

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Holmes

Re: Almost correct...

TBH, whenever marketing is involved, hype is implied

When Windows Server 2025 is delivered like it's 1999, nobody gets to party

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Coat

Re: The fact that Redmond has cut QA teams is well known

I resent that, I've been working as a Microsoft QA tester for over 35 years, as have millions of others with more and more joining the team.

Oh, you mean *before* products ship?

Oh well...

Your air fryer might be snitching on you to China

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Re: They want data?

Paraphrasing Groucho Marx, "This is my postal code, and if you don't like it, I have others"

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Re: Refunds

Two years ago I bought a 'smart' TV because, unless you go pro, the best screens are only available in that category.

But I duly dumbed it down by refusing its wish to connect to the internet and instead use a set-top-box for all 'smartness' I need, connected by HDMI.

Never had a single problem with that setup.

Classic Outlook explodes when opening more than 60 emails

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Trollface

Re: Using thunderbird under thunderbird (fedora fc40) I opened 40 emails.

Well, if you did the same using Outlook it would also probably be OK, as the problem only manifests itself after 60 emails....

You should test how many emails you're able to open with thunderbird and report back.

Sketchy financials send Supermicro auditors running for the hills

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Re: Sam Bankman Fried (FTX) or Elizabeth Holmes (Theranos) levels of bad

So, not just being bad, but being bad to the wrong people (investors, extremely rich investors)

We know what Musk will probably dress up as this year: A victim

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Re: It’s amazing…

It just proves once again (if proof was still required) that the US have the best justice system money can buy

Combustion engines grind Linus Torvalds' gears

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Re: the rumble of the V8

A friend of my dad was a serious petrol head, I remember as a kid being driven in a Lancia Delta Integrale and a Ferrari (not sure which) and being amazed at the acceleration.

Today, a VW ID.4 gives you the same glued to the back of the seat experience for a fraction of the price.

No wow factor involved, but, like Linus, for me a car is just a means of transportation, not a token of virility :)

Fired Disney staffer accused of hacking menu to add profanity, wingdings, removes allergen info

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Facepalm

A VM labelled "Dox"

Did he have another one labelled "Other crimes here"?

UK sleep experts say it's time to kill daylight saving for good

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Looking at the time zones map, it's pretty clear why Portugal follows the same hour as the UK and not CET. It's not very understandable why the UK is on that time zone, though :)

Putin's pro-Trump trolls accuse Harris of poaching rhinos

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Holmes

Re: (Originally applied to Rush Limbaugh, I know.)

Counterpoint: even if he used similar propaganda tactics, Limbaugh never got to the extreme lows of praising Hitler, so it's better applied to your current target

The horror that is VHS revived for horror movie release

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Re: They did it for the publicity

Yes, "the guy at the car boot sale", of course....

Datacenter CEO faked top-tier IT reliability cert to snag $10.7M SEC deal, DoJ claims

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Re: [It's] unexplained is how the SEC fell for the scheme...

Did you miss the part where it says Jain himself created the certifying agency? I'm sure he'd pick up the phone to speak to the SEC....

Pentagon stumped by mystery drone swarm flying over Langley Air Force Base

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Re: Langley Air Force Base and Naval Station Norfolk

A documentary? How interesting, please carry on...

Cisco confirms 'ongoing investigation' after crims brag about selling tons of data

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Coat

Re: The Register reached out to Cisco to confirm the breach

Did you reach though the broken window the scumbags used to access Cisco data?

Smart homes may be a bright idea, just not for the dim bulbs who live in 'em

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Re: "Ask me how I know."

But then it goes on with "Tip: the new Philips Hue bulbs do this. They’re hubless and app-less, and auto-pair with Alexa without snaffling secrets."

No lessons have been learned, then?

Windows 11 24H2 hoards 8.63 GB of junk you can't delete

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Trollface

I search the page for "Reply" button, don't find it, and give up. I post a loose comment further down the thread.

Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks

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Long time ago you had to juggle diskettes to install any Adobe software, you needed to be a true Acrobat

Fore-get about privacy, golf tech biz leaves 32M data records on the fairway

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Angel

Nicely putt!

Happy birthday, Putin – you've been pwned

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If you only search for "khulio" (хуйло) it translates to "dickhead". Again, a lot more polite than the Russian word.

Epic judge orders Google to let rivals set up app stores

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Facepalm

If only Google play store policing wasn't as wonderfully inept as it is!

Just today, Podcast Addict has been banned (sorry for the xitter link, but it's where they announced it), once again for the contents of some podcast...

Rival browsers cry foul after Microsoft Edge slips through EU gatekeeper cracks

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Yeah... no.

Most large orgs give users the "choice" of using Edge and/or Chrome. It's more a duopoly than a monopoly.

159 Automattic staff take severance offer and walk out over WP Engine feud

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Who makes straw men for fallacies?

Office 2024 unveiled for Microsoft 365 refuseniks

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Black Helicopters

Re: "Although the exact content of the suites might differ, the retirement date for Office 2024 and Office LTSC 2024 is the same – October 9, 2029"

And what does Microsoft mean by "retirement"? It's an unusual wording if they just mean end of support...

It's true, social media moderators do go after conservatives

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NASA switches off Voyager 2 plasma instrument to stretch out juice

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It depends on how much you're willing to pay for it

FBI claims corrupt LA cops helped crypto CEO's cash grab

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Re: effectively untraceable

several convicts also thought so

Cruise fined $1.5M for failing to report right away its robo-car dragged a pedestrian

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Mushroom

Re: RoboTaxi FTW

Did you forget the joke icon? I really hope so...

Evil Corp's deep ties with Russia and NATO member attacks exposed

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Re: What is your problem?

I believe it's more that, acting as a Russian troll (more examples here), he contests the validity of any of those claims

Personalized pop-up was funny for about a second, until it felt like stalking

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Japanese orgs now paying salaries direct into e-wallets

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WTF?

What's the difference between an e-wallet supported by a bank or fintech and a regular account from the same bank/fintech? Are they reinventing the wheel or just naming things differently?

A look under the hood of the 3D-printed, Raspberry Pi powered 'suicide pod'

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Re: I feel good ...

It would have near-zero nitrogen emissions as considered by anti pollution regulations, as there would be no ammonia and very little nitrous oxides emissions, but mostly pure N2

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: https://www.raspberrypi.com/

I literally spat myself. Well done!

SBF's right-hand woman praised for testimony – and jailed for two years

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Re: Bankman with a W

I called him Some Banking Fraud right from the beginning of this affair

Russia's digital warfare on Ukraine shows no signs of slowing: Malware hits surge

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Holmes

Welp, you should never had bought hardware that depends on someone else's computer to keep on working.....

Elon's latest X-periment: Blocked users can still stalk your public tweets

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Meh

Meh

If they're public xeets,the blocked user would only need to view them without logging in (when it works) or create another account - not a great deterrence

FBI boss says China 'burned down' 260,000-device botnet when confronted by Feds

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Re: FBI

... Trump?

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Re: Make paying ransom a crime.

Nowadays it would be probably an unfortunate Glovo or Doordash guy with instructions to pick an item in place A and drop it in place B, with baddies watching if he's picked up by the police. Make enough transfers like that and the money bag would be swapped mid-travel by an insider. Or have I seen too many movies :)