* Posts by Donkey Molestor X

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An alleged 27GB Sony Pictures data dump. 65 PlayStation web servers. One baffling mystery

Donkey Molestor X

Re: What goes around...

> What goes around...

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_BMG_copy_protection_rootkit_scandal

> Sweet, sweet karma.

The only silver lining off that whole kerfuffle was that it gave Mark Russinovitch some (much deserved) publicity and made me aware of the awesome SysInternals Suite.

Sony Pictures hires Mandiant, asks FBI for help after massive cyber attack

Donkey Molestor X

*after a huge, enterprise-halting hack*

CEO: see! I TOLD YOU I.T. WAS A COST CENTRE.

Brits to teach Norks hacks about 'multimedia websites'. 5% of DPRK is in for a TREAT

Donkey Molestor X

Re: errrm....

At this point I don't think there's much risk of North Koreans figuring out a way to oppress their people more than they've already oppressed them. A strong people make many bricks, weak people make fewer bricks, dead people make no bricks. After 3 generations of this even the North Koreans might realize a different tactic is needed.

As for the power of "twatbook" as you so ingenuously call it: read up on "soft power" and "weapons of cultural mass destruction". Wouldn't you rather fling blue jeans, rock music, and other weaponized memes rather than MIRVs?

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

No more lies, T-Mobile US: Download speed caps magically vanished on speed test websites

Donkey Molestor X

so that's fraud, right? like actual fucking indictable fraud. eh, who am i kidding? they'll keep lying, we'll keep buying.

Anonymous ‪hacks the Ku Klux Klan after Ferguson‬ threats

Donkey Molestor X

So... Guy Fawkes masks vs. pointy hats?

Damn me, damn me to hell for my schadenfreude, but I think I'm going to need a bigger popcorn machine for the popcorn I'll need for this spectacle.

Twitter turns to women's group to sort out its cyberbullying issues

Donkey Molestor X

Funny how every time an article about online harassment drops we hear impassioned and repeated arguments that it isn't a real problem from the group least likely to be harassed.

If it's not happening specifically to ME it obviously isn't a problem, right? /s

Torvalds CONFESSES: 'I'm pretty good at alienating devs'

Donkey Molestor X

Funny, Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie built the OS that Linus made a knockoff of and they didn't need to be assholes to do it. Looks like being an asshole is neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition to produce great work.

AMD pays new CEO $150K LESS than her male predecessor

Donkey Molestor X

It sounds like a lot of you are concerned that feminism might've gone too far! You're in luck: here's a simple heuristic you can use to figure out if feminism has gone too far:

If you wake up one day and women in IT are getting paid 20% more than their male counterparts, then feminism has, in fact, gone too far.

If you wake up one day (today for example) and women in IT are still making 20% less than their male counterparts, but somebody posted an article to tell you about it, making you feel discomfort and the urge to strike out, then feminism has not gone too far.

Nadella's Karmagate howler was response to MICROSOFT BOARD DIRECTOR – report

Donkey Molestor X

it's funny that he would choose the term 'karma' too. the concept of karma is a great thoughtstopper when it comes to thinking about justice. if somebody is living on the street and covered in running sores than they must have 'bad karma'. conversely, if somebody is eating kobe beef with gold-leaf garnish every day and helicoptering from one estate to the other they must have 'good karma'. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm that's some good Just World fallacy!

Fraud shop OVERSTOCKED with stolen credit cards

Donkey Molestor X

Re: I just wonder....

Wonder no longer! In at least one of the recent Krebs articles he says that some of the FIs absolutely DO engage in list buybacks.

4chan outraged by Emma Watson nudie photo leak SCAM

Donkey Molestor X

That wasn't censorship. That was ratelimiting! Half the threads in half the boards don't need to be about GamerGate. If somebody barges into your room and hollers GAMERGATE GAMERGATE OMG 15,000 times an hour and you eject him from your room for being annoying I wouldn't call that censorship either.

Germany strikes again over Amazon warehouse pay

Donkey Molestor X

trolls, trolls, trolls, please.

can you at least try to let a few normal people post responses to this news report before you shart your hyper-Godwin'd coprolalia all over the thread?

Hackers-for-hire raided 300 banks, corporates for TWELVE YEARS

Donkey Molestor X

Harkonnen missile approaching

The Harkonnen always did have the best special units in Dune II. Ma'fuggin' Death Hand. Ordos, keep your stinkin' saboteur in the stable. Atreides, stop greasing Hark' tank treads with your Fremen!

Israeli spies rebel over mass-snooping on innocent Palestinians

Donkey Molestor X

Re: Critics

nice "tu quoque" there. the correct response to Palestinian critics being killed is to do a better job of defending Palestinian critics, not to passive-aggressively suggest Israeli critics shut up.

Robin Hood virus: Chinese hackers target nation's wealthy

Donkey Molestor X

Does anyone else remember spamming the Chinese hacker units in Command & Conquer: Zero Hour to obtain filthy and free lucre? I sure do. Once again, life imitates art.

China WILL grow stronger!

'4chan may be just a sysadmin who knows his way around', claims so-called expert

Donkey Molestor X

4chan did white van!

Don't these rookies know? You don't stop 4chan with special characters in your "password". You get curtains and a dog!

'Stop dissing Google or quit': OK, I quit, says Code Club co-founder

Donkey Molestor X

Re: Shouldn't have resigned

> Should have kept up the criticism (where valid) and then waited for them to sack her - much more embarassing.

I don't know so much about that. Sometimes it can be a really small industry and future potential partners or employers will care as much about HOW she exited an organization as WHY she exited an organization. She was given reasonable choices and then she chose one.

Tim Cook on pale, male Apple: 'As CEO, I'm NOT satisfied'

Donkey Molestor X

sssh. ssssshhh. boys. it'll be okay if you end up with 3 non-white or female co-workers instead of 1 or 0. 90% of you are probably writing error-laden bash scripts or filling in crontab entries backwards anyway. if a scary minority or icky girl distracts you at work and you forget to write down the cure for cancer be sure to come back to this thread and tell us all about it, okay?

Samsung sticks with child labour shame fab: Zero-tolerance means 30% less trade

Donkey Molestor X

"but but but Aaaaaple"

Nice persecution complex you've got there, nonny. Just rhetorically run right past the overworked child labourers to wrap your favourite fruity fondleslab firm in glory!

Yet another WordPress vuln: Image furtler plugin lets BADNESS in

Donkey Molestor X

forget it Jake, it's PHP.

SEA hacks Reuters website widget DESPITE 2FA security

Donkey Molestor X

Syrian Electronic Army: Tonight we dine on Tabbouleh!

(And then maybe some kebab)

Microsoft eggheads publish JavaScript crypto code for devs

Donkey Molestor X

Is anyone else amused by the idea of cryptographic algorithms implemented in a language without a true integer type?

http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/10/every-day-i-learn-something-new-and-stupid/

I think it's kind of adorable.

When will Microsoft next run out of US IPv4 addresses for Azure?

Donkey Molestor X

other things to consider:

* i think gandi.net and mythic beasts give you a discount if you specify an ipv6-only VPS. gandi.net says "approximately 17%" for that discount last i heard.

* NAT is all fun and games until you get served a v4 IP address that got blacklisted by some other idiot who had it before you - or you're surfing at work and some other idiot who works for your ginormous corporation got your company's public v4 IP blacklisted from, for example, freenode. not that i'd know about that or anything.

Donkey Molestor X

started my first Hurricane Electric 6in4 tunnel yesterday. was a piece of cake.

the only slight roadblock was when i slavishly followed the instructions to simply put the configuration info into one of my computers. it ended up making much more sense to put the 6in4 tunnel config into my router and then turn off my one windows machine's teredo tunnel. that's probably what i get for not really reading in detail but i'd rather learn by playing anyway.

also: did you know that facebook is going pure ipv6 internally? checkit: http://www.internetsociety.org/deploy360/blog/2014/03/facebooks-extremely-impressive-internal-use-of-ipv6/

that's certainly one way to filter out martian packets even if your firewall is rumbled ... when they're in the wrong friggin' IP version. crazy, but I love it :)

Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

Donkey Molestor X

if you ever want to see a preponderance of butthurt just watch a bunch of entitled dudebros get told they should try not saying sexist shit every single second of the goddamned day.

let me summarize all these dudebro posts for you:

"women get paid less, get sexually harassed out of all reasonable proportion compared to men, and are always asked to "prove" themselves in technical environments again out of all reasonable proportion to men... but I can't make sexist jokes with no consequence anymore. clearly I'm the REAL victim here. WAAAH"

Linux Foundation flings two full-time developers at OpenSSL

Donkey Molestor X

Re: Exactly.

>Any userland codebase that uses its own malloc needs to die.

Why do you hate John Carmack? ;_;

(cf: DooM's zone allocation daemon)

Speaking in Tech: 'I get told to wear makeup by other women'

Donkey Molestor X
Meh

re: men get told every day to conform

Let me try to understand what you're driving at. You're saying that because men get "shafted" without complaining, that women should then also accept getting shafted without complaining? That, because you've surrendered the right to stand up for yourself, that others should do the same too?

If you feel like some dark and sinister matriarchal conspiracy is denying you the use of an "-ism" why not try "classism" or "geekism". Being told to spend a month's salary on a professional outfit that'll go completely unappreciated by the server you've got to reboot or the shell script you've got to correct could well fall under this rubric. If you've got evidence of being held down because of something you ARE instead of something you DO then by no means go quietly into that dark night. Rights are not a zero-sum game.

Before complaining about other people standing up for themselves, why not try standing up for yourself? You have nothing to lose but your chains!

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