* Posts by TP Archie

4 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Apr 2014

Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees

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Black Helicopters

How to tell if the sky is falling

...Just two climate committee MPs clash with IPCC - the two with science degrees

So the Sky Is Only Falling when you use the right tint (IPCC strain) of glasses, right?

Splash! Three times as much water as ALL of Earth's oceans found TRAPPED underground

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Wells of the Deep and Stuff like That

Obviously the wells of the deep were opened (in accordance with proven biblical FACT - Genesis something:or other) now we need to know how water is squeezed from the lithosphere. Two options (competing belief systems)

1) The wrath of God in the form of lightning, if properly directed, would produce electrolysis on a large scale. That would do the trick.

2) Warmist dogma proposes that once global temperatures reach tipping point, vast reserves of Methane Clathrate would be released, resulting in worldwide rises to sea-levels as the polar caps melt. The increased weight could squeeze out additional H²O - perhaps enough to cover the earth to a height of fifteen cubits.

Victory for Microsoft as Supremes decline to hear Novell's WordPerfect whine

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Re: Good

Excel and Word were dead in the water before Windows 3.95. Excel 4.0 was a pretty but uselss Supercalc for Windows. Mind you Redmond fixed the market through its OS deals and fixed its product by hiring talent from its competitors.

Windows XP is finally DEAD, right? Er, not quite. Here's what to do if you're stuck with it

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Goodbye XP. I'm sure you'll linger long in the hearts (and on the desktops) of many.

Cue a legion of FUD practitioners and Microsoft lackeys.