Posts by Proffesor Madhead

UK councils refuse to push data into the cloud

Err Plans to centralise right next to the national crime database?

i think that council data should be sovereign of the council for liability reasons.

Utah sheriffs blow $10,000 on smut-sniffing Labrador

That Dog Must Get Sinusitis all the time!

yeah, wipe off all bodily fluids before passing smut police.

ISIS operates a crypto help desk – report

Please send them a BOFH mug.

made of something that explodes when mixed with boiling water.

Hey Cortana, how about you hide my app from the user?

I Failed to ship a missing feature

in my freinds current build of windows 10, the option to respond to "hey cortana!" was missing, so i wrote a system tray icon.. where i could still legally ship it remains a mystery..

Thanks for playing: New Linux ransomware decrypted, pwns itself

Chances Are

Chances are that the ransomeware itself is open source!

Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of Patent WAR! Samsung strikes back at Nvidia

There Would be only one interesting way to settle this.

a live overclocking competition in court between the 2 companies using the disputed chips, liquid nitrogen allowed.loser gets sued!

ISPs' pirate-choking blocking measures ARE effective – music body

Its a Conspiracy! :0

The isps are throttling due to bandwidth limitations.. im not sure if this practice will exist when the fibre optics are down.

Five-year-old discovers Xbox password bug, hacks dad's Live account

Oh crap!! imagine the farmville bill when hes 6!

the world is really different when you get to that layer.. humanity is going to evolve a neural interface to its tech.

Microsoft in 1-year Windows XP survival deal with UK govt

The Replacement

I would gladly mix a distro of linux and call it "her majesties OS" or maybe "Majestic Linux"

@deddokatana

contact me to commision it!. :D