* Posts by axemanrj

5 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Apr 2014

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

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An old long winded Cornish Joke

Theres an old Cornish joke about Jethro, which to cut a long story short a group of people are asked if they'd seen a ghost, hands go up, have they talked to a ghost? a few hands go down, the questions continue until Has anyone made love to a ghost? Only Jethro's hand stays up. The interviewer asks what it was like to make love to a ghost? To which Jethro replies "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"

iCloud fiasco: 100 FAMOUS WOMEN exposed NUDE online

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I'll be ok, I let google do all my thinking for me. So much easier!

Windows 7, XP and even Vista GAIN market share again

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It simply doesn't work on Windows 8

There is a small proportion of windows users that still cling on to legacy hardware that won't run on Win 8 (ok probably just me), but I cannot afford to replace, things like music interfaces, graphics tablets etc until I absolutely have to.

Also Metro screen? What were you thinking Microsoft? (yes I know it is slightly improved in 8.1, but as this comment thread proves, techies never forget!)

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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I hear you're a doctor

I usually get bottles of tequila or guinness in kind. I wonder if any of my neighbours are doctors. I'm sure they would be able to fix my liver for free.

Lego is the TOOL OF SATAN, thunders Polish priest

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Did anyone mention??? EARWORM ALERT

Don't worry Father Strangepriest, everything is awesome!!!!