* Posts by d3vy

1633 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Mar 2014

Computerised stock management? Nah, let’s use walkie-talkies

d3vy

Re: One thing I hate

ARRRG - Shops that put the security tag on the inside of the waist of their jeans!

How the fuck they expect you to try something on with a pointy lump of plastic digging into your hip bone is beyond me.

Also unrelated to shoes, I can totally sympathise with you all... After spending years trying to find 28" waist 34" leg jeans... I gave up and just ate more until I could fit in a 32x34...

d3vy

Re: Duo Boots had a good solution

YES!

This is what we need - glorified showrooms, however they can backfire!

Most of my purchases are online anyway, its only expensive stuff that I want to hold and play with first that I actually go out to shops to have a look at... I generally end up buying online even after that.

A recent trip to PC world (I know, I know...) was one of the occasions that this backfired - basically it was friday 5pm and I got a PO for some urgent work that needed done that weekend to do this I needed a replacement desktop PC *. I went in with the intention of spending around £500 on something with at least an i5 in it.

After looking over the PCs on display and making my selection I was told that they don't keep them in stock and I'd have to order on line for delivery on monday. The same was true of any decent spec/moderately expensive machine because they just don't shift in numbers that warrant having them in stock.

A friend had a similar experience when trying to buy a surface 4 pro.

Too expensive to stock, order it on line.

In both cases above they lost sales to other suppliers, I needed mine there and then so went on eBay and bought the first thing within 10 miles that was buy it now that met my needs (It was out of business hours by this point) and collected it that night. my friend decided to hold out for a SB instead.

* Why I needed a replacement PC is a long story...

d3vy

Re: Ted Baker shoes are good for wide feet

If they are priced like the shirt I bought they might be good for the feet but bad for the wallet.

Shhhh! Facebook is listening

d3vy

On my htc its settings -> Apps -> Facebook -> permissions

And looking in there it seems that the facebook app has never requested access to my microphone...

d3vy

OK, I get it people don't want facebook listening to them, however I don't see the issue with targeted advertising.

If I am talking about going on holiday to florida I'd rather see adverts for holidays popping up on my news feed than some randomly selected crap that I have no interest in.

Its very unlikely that I would click on an advert even if relevant as I am capable of searching for things that I want on my own.

The Windows Phone story: From hope to dusty abandonware

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Re: Hopefully

Oh for fuck sake, are we having another "my OS is better than your OS" cock waving contest?

Does it matter what os you use? Does my use of windows have a terrible server on your life? If so you need help. When I pull out my iPad to send an email on the train does it cause you mental anguish? What about when I take a call on my android phone? Does that make your eyelid twitch?

Get a fucking grip.

Sweden decides Julian Assange™ 'remains detained in absentia'

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Re: Does "detained in absentia" count towards any future jail time?

Ahh, but the concern is not the Swedish charges, it's the possibility of extradition to the US

Pointless features add to browser bloat and insecurity

d3vy

Re: Just looking at public "commercial" web site won't tell all the truth.

"We'd need a bit of enforcement ... if anyone set up a site that wanted to serve Flash and just returned an HTML page saying "This site requires Flash" would have to have a pretty good reason for doing so or be liable to some punishment too horrible to countenance -- including but not limited to the confiscation of the domain name."

That's one of the daftest things I've ever heard.

d3vy

I see your blink and raise you

<marquee><blink>SUCK IT</blink></marquee>

d3vy

Re: What we need

CSS exists to keep formatting and layout separate from HTML so actually helps to keep your markup simple.

Activex and Java were a terrible idea though, I think we can all agree on that.

Citrix bakes up Raspberry Pi client boxes

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Re: Internal Power Supply?

Oh god you're one of those?

"The components alone cost x, how can they justify it costing y?"

Because youre not just paying for a pile of components you are also paying for the assembly, software probably some form of support...

Little anecdote about my experience last week that is quite fitting.. I was out and about and a little peckish so nipped into a shop and bought some crisps.

It was only later I realised that crisps are just sliced up cooked potatoes! They cost pennies... yet I was charged £1 for a bag which couldn't have contained more than two mid sized potatoes. How are they getting away with this??

It's a fucking scam, and Gary linniker is behind all of it.

Norton bans kernel.org

d3vy

It says it's found 4 threats.

Seeing as the new super short article doesn't take the time to list what those might be could we assume that it MIGHT not be the site itself but something it is serving that it's not meant to?

It's not beyond the realms of reason to think that someone might have fucked about hand have some page on the site spewing malware?

I mean it's probably not, Norton is a bag of wank... but my point is it COULD BE, the should have elaborated on the reasons.

Got a Fitbit? Thought you were achieving your goals? Better read this

d3vy

Re: Not surprised

The cheapest model is a clip on the belt pedometer... which are not as susceptible to rapid wrist movements as the other. Did they give you a flex (cheapest wrist band)?

Side note, I ran a mile an a half in the shower once.

I sold it on eBay because it lost its appeal, thing is I know how active I am during the day, don't need a wrist band to tell me that I didn't walk as far when I've driven to work instead of walking... I can figure that out on my own.

UK plastic beats cash in 2021

d3vy

When?

Serious question... I can't think of any time recently where I couldn't use my card... even the Gardner and window cleaner take card payments..

Cock fight? Not half. Microsoft beats down Apple in Q1

d3vy

Re: Not counting all the iPads.

My point was that there are other windows tablets not made by Microsoft available.

My second point was that the article was talking exclusively about the PRO line of products.

d3vy

Re: Not counting all the iPads.

If you're going to count all iOS tablets then you must also include all windows tablets... and that changes things a bit.

As for your point.. the article was about both companies PRO tablets. So yes one specific model vs another. Which is why surface book sales were not included despite the fact it's basically a surface pro 4.

d3vy

Re: Education

Do you have links to any of these studies?

A UK digital driving licence: What could possibly go wrong?

d3vy

Re: driving licence is NOT an ID

Have you taken something?

I take it you've never actually dealt with the police?

d3vy

Re: driving licence is NOT an ID

"Thank you sir, I note that your engine is still running therefore here is a ticket for using your phone whilst driving!"

Oh don't be a tool.

For a start the first thing that the police do after pulling you over (and after a greeting of some description) is ask you to stop the engine.

Secondly - you would be carrying that device anyway whether it had your licence on it or not.

Thirdly - there is no (enforced) requirement for you to have your licence on you while you are driving, if they pull you and trust you to produce it you will be given a period of time to take it into a station.

Now, I think its important to note at this point that I disagree with the digital licence... I dont see a point to it but to start making out that its going to cause additional fines for using a phone whilst driving is ridiculous.

Modular phone Ara to finally launch

d3vy

Do you think there's an option where the colours of the modules match so it doesn't look shit like in the video?

The ‘Vaping Crackdown’ starts today. This is what you need to know

d3vy

Re: So the bar is now much higher for e-cig makers

"Great idea, our friends in the tobacco and pharmaceutical industries will be really happy with us for that! They've been loosing loads of money thanks to these devices"

Knew I wouldn't have to wait long for that to come up. Its the same argument with homeopathy and "big pharma"

My response - do you really think that if Brittish Tobbaco was that worried about loss of sales that they would just sit back and say... "Ah well fuck it, we had our day." No You'd see Marlborough, Silk Cut and B&H branded liquids and vaping machines on the counters in minutes and all off the smaller manufacturers out on their arses.

Same with homeopathy - You can knock "big pharma" all you want and say that they are suppressing evidence that it works, but really it would be in their interests to prove sugar pills cure cancer because

a. They are cheap to produce and

b. The markup is ridiculous.

As for B&T vaping would make them MORE money if they got into it because production costs would be much lower.

Realistically all that is happening here is that the rules for vaping are being brought inline with normal cigarettes.

GM crops are good for you and the planet, reckon boffins

d3vy

James51.

I dont know if your intention was to validate or discredit the comments about printers... but the cheapest one of those printers that I could find was £200 and the cheapest epson inkjet that I could find was £30... So if you were aiming to discredit the previous comments you have not swayed me.

d3vy

Re: @d3vy

I said it was an argument for selling sterile GM crops which CANNOT produce crop bearing seeds (Something that GM companies have also been criticized for).

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NomNom

I started typing up an explanation of how wrong you are and how meta studies actually work but I realised that someone who puts the word science in quotation marks would likely not listen or simply not understand.

I implore you, type the phrase "What is a meta study" into google and do some reading, I know you wont.. instead you will laugh at this comment and wrap yourself a little tighter in your blanket of ignorance,

d3vy

Re: Management, only management

@chivo243

I am well fed, and because of GM crops we stand a chance of ensuring people who previously were not well fed, can be in the future.

d3vy

@Cynical Observer

"Or are they all disreputable?"

Of course they are EVERY SINGLE ONE... Except the ones that agree with his point.. those ones can be trusted, but the rest... All funded by Monsanto and the illuminati - follow the money sheeple.

;)

d3vy

Re: Sterile Seeds

"The source is biased, so we call bollocks on the bollocks. How about some INDEPENDENT sources to prove your claim?"

Because youll say any independent source that doesn't agree with you will be "Biased" or "funded by monsanto"

d3vy

"MO's are sterile, quite silly as farmers have to buy new crops every year. They have to be, because

it is not wise to import "foreign" plants because they can spread like mad if no living thing can attack them.

The other problem is cross-field contamination, where seeds a blown by all winds to neighboring fields, contaminating those cultures."

Did you read that as you were typing of were you rabidly frothing at the mouth too much to notice your two statements completely contradict each other?

There are two other options.

1. you dont know what sterile means,

2. You dont know how plants reproduce (If you like I can have the birds and the bees talk with you - Quite literally!)

d3vy

Re: Well if GM worked, then why....can no-one...

Because we dont need it :

http://homeguides.sfgate.com/grass-not-require-mowing-52979.html

d3vy

Re: Management, only management

"next year it won't grow again from the seeds you harvested because we genetically modified the plant not to produce viable seeds"

Look at it another way - that stops the uncontrolled propagation of GM crops that the daily mail gets all frothy mouthed about.

And as I have pointed out above - the companies need to re-coup their investment in the R&D to create the seeds in the first place.

If you ran a company and sold a product that was capable of replicating itself don't you think you might want to disable that so that you could sell more than one?

d3vy

Do you know what the Meta in Meta study means?

I suggest that you look it up.

d3vy

Re: Seed ownership

"and the owner of the next field across suddenly no longer owning their previously non-GM crop either due to the inevitable nature of nature to ignore such barriers as hedges and fences"

Couldn't that also be an argument FOR the selling of sterile crops that will not produce crop bearing seeds... which means that the farmer would then need to re-purchase the patented seeds again for the next harvest.

d3vy

Well you can kind of understand why they would do that... Monsanto have spent x$ on research and development of the GM seeds.

If you only had to buy one sack of seeds and then use your crops to produce seeds for the next season Monsanto would never re-coup that R&D expense.

'Acts of war in a combat zone are not covered by your laptop warranty'

d3vy

Re: sceptic

I agree, Im sure I saw a scene in a movie that was very similar where the guy was sitting next to a TV playing a war film whilst on the phone to a call centre trying to convince them he was in a war zone.

Google asks the public to name the forthcoming Android N operating system

d3vy

Oh I can't wait for the "hilarious" permutations of [X]y Mc[X]Face

The boat one was funny not because it was a silly name, but because of the number of people that got behind it and vited for it... the very second someone suggested the next [x]y the joke wore off.

Google Chrome deletes Backspace

d3vy

Re: Why can't this be fixed in the webserver?

"every other remaining banking website on the face of the planet is run by a bunch of dickheads who can't write webserver code."

That will be client side code.

LASER RAZOR blunted by KickStarter ban

d3vy

Well, its started, It was originally estimated to be delivered "JUNE 2016" we are in the last weeks of may now and *SURPRISE* they have announced that its going to be delayed... Hands up if you are shocked.

Electric Babel Fish swims into crowdfunding

d3vy

Original :" I can't see this working as advertised."

ENG -> German : "Ich kann mich nicht um diese Funktion zu sehen wie in der Werbung."

And back again : "I can not to see this function as advertised."

And that's one simple sentence.. Yeah - you can just about figure out what it means, but that's with it written and reading it over once for context then the second time to understand it - if its shouted into your lughole by a robotic voice how likely are you to get it? (Just the robotic voice alone will make it hard enough).

There is the second issue of course that you will be hearing two streams, One language in one ear and translated English in the other off set by a few seconds - I can see that getting really confusing.

123-Reg has another PITSTOP

d3vy

They've still not finished fixing the VPS fuck up.

Their support page says they are working directly with affected clients now however Ive heard nothing from them *AT ALL* Ive restored my own backups to new machines but as far as they know both of my servers are still awaiting recovery.... Im torn between waiting to see how long it takes them to notice that they have missed some one and trying to get my refund....

Art heist 'pranksters' sent down for six months

d3vy

As was pointed out above you are tried and convicted for the intent not the act.

In the situation that you outlined above the first scenario would be very hard to defend as an accident.

The second not so much.

So if someone is killed by a driver and it can be demonstrated that it was not the drivers intention (Basically it was an accident) then the driver is likely to not be convicted, If it can be demonstrated that it was not the drivers intent, but their driving itself was to blame for the accident then there is a specific charge of causing death by dangerous driving, to be convicted of this you do not need to demonstrate intent but simply that the driver is sufficiently to blame and that their actions were obviously dangerous (ie, going the wrong way down the m6... driving along pavements at 60 etc)

The intent of this group was clearly to cause distress to the public and cause a disruption in order to film it and (I suspect) monetize that film by placing it on you tube.

US work visas for international tech talent? 'If Donald Trump is elected all bets are off'

d3vy

Re: @AC - "computers are a British invention"

"computers are a British invention.

That's debatable

Two words.

Charles

Babbage.

Thank you and good night.

d3vy

Re: Good for competition?

"Right now, in the U.K., an I.T. worker can be replaced by an Indian onshorer..."

Example?

I've worked in several large UK based companies for the last 14 years and have not heard of this happening.. (Whole departments being made redundant and outsourced yes but not the way that you describe) the whole trend for outsourcing seems to be turning round now anyway as companies see that it's not good business sense.

The point I made was that in the UK there are better protections, you cannot simply be replaced by someone doing the same role for less money, if you are you can go to tribuneral and would likley win.

d3vy

Wait... After brexit you want to let foreigners come over here and steal our jobs? ;)

d3vy

Re: Good for competition?

@sundog

Sounds like US employees could do with fighting for better employment laws...

I always thought that the two weeks holiday you guys got was bad enough but now your saying that you can be replaced at the whim.of your company?

First successful Hyperloop test module hits 100mph in four seconds

d3vy

Re: Snake Oil

"But, But it's the new monorail!!"

Stopping at Shelbyville, ogdenville and north haverbrook?

UK.gov pays four fellows £35k to do nothing for three months

d3vy

If you're listening...

If either Adam or that manager happen to be reading this I can make myself available.

Whats more, for the same money I will do TWICE the work that Adam did last year.

You cant beat that value for money.

Microsoft bods tell El Reg: We've re-pivoted open-source .NET Core

d3vy

Mono and .net core are aimed at different things.

Mono is a reimplementation of Full Fat .net.

Core is a very cut down and streamlined version of .net

There is also a new version of the full framework coming out (v5)

A Brit cloud biz and an angry customer wanting a refund: A Love Story

d3vy

Oh... It's was ONLY a 300+% increase? That's fine then.

Facebook bungs 10-year-old kid $10k to not 'eliminate' Justin Bieber

d3vy

Hmm... He found it with his brother... How old is the brother?

And how much did he help?

Not knocking it, still a great achievement but is it being sensatioalised a bit and skipping some info for the sake of a good headline?

Toshiba notebook disk drive slims down. You like that, gamers?

d3vy

Re: I fail to see the point

123reg have a cloud backup solution....