* Posts by PNGuinn

1940 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Mar 2014

Adobe scrambles to untangle itself from QuickTime after Apple throws it over a cliff

PNGuinn
Mushroom

You need...

You still NEED quick Time ... You still Need Flash ...

Diddums.

Icon >> It's the only way

Dell looking at higher debt mountain to buy EMC

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FAIL

And in other news ....

China and AMD .....

So when the dust has settled on this one and all possible "synergies" have been implemented the Middle Kingdom is ready to ship lots and lots of server hardware ...

Who'da thunk it?

Guess what's 'easily hacked'? Yes, that's right: Smart city transport infrastructure

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Re: Now all we need is a safe full of gold!!

REAL minis were surprisingly huge inside, unlike that cheap and nasty new thing.

And built like the proverbial tank.

Clinton's $1m troll fight

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WTF?

"For instance, let's say you think that men are men and women are women"

Transphobia

No it's not. It's Normaphobia.

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Headmaster

"I don't think having my cook sucked made me into a worse programmer"

Eh???

LESTERRR!

As king of the post pub nosh can you shed any light on this culinary delight?

Is it some strange veggie thing?

Enquiring minds etc ....

FBI's Tor pedo torpedoes torpedoed by United States judge

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Mushroom

"Would you want Brussels to be able to tell Wales to do something because France wants it?"

Which is just the sort of thing that is going on at the moment.

We joined a small trading union. Very few ordinary people realised at the time what the *published* aims of the "4th Reich" were. And are.

O'Bambi - When you're a guest over here you're a guest of Her Majesty and ALL her people - - not shiny Dave's latest pathetic mouthpiece.

So keep your grubby mouth out of British Constitutional Politics. Your own miserable legacy should be enough for your over inflated ego.

Put it another way if you still don't understand yet: How would YOU feel if you were running for a second term right now and Shiny Dave sent his sidekick Osbo over to the US to support D. Trump Esq and diss you something rotten??

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

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Re: as if owning IT antiquity was one of those positive character traits

Somewhere I've still got ... not sure what to call 'em ... magnetic "cards" the size of the old computer punch cards but plastic with a mag coating on. There were fed into a slot which swallowed them. made graunching noises as it read them and if you were lucky spat 'em out again. Part of an ancient word processor built into a large desk I acquired in my youth. Probably lots of someone's ancient data on 'em, but no way to read 'em now ....

PNGuinn

Re: Cooling hammer

Kids today!

In MY day it was known as an AVO Calibrator.

Google is your friend ...

'Impossible' EmDrive flying saucer thruster may herald new theory of inertia

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Coat

Re: I think _I_ can explain it (and it's not that hard)

Mmm ... A microwave oven in spaaace......

So - is it cooked tomayto or tomahto?

Enquiring minds etc...

El reg - we need a tomayto/tomahto in a vacuum icon. Cooked, of course.

Thanks - it's the one drifting slowly round the lab with the slightly fluffy toasted sandwich in the pocket

Kent Police handed domestic abuse victim's data to alleged abuser – a Kent cop

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FAIL

Re: Stinks of corruption

Theft, no.

Computer Misuse, probably.

PNGuinn
WTF?

Re: Stinks of corruption

That's nothing.

It appears that there were PHOTOs on that phone.

So why didn't Kent Rozzers stich her up good and proper as a terrist? I mean, taking photos? That's Baaad.

Who else was implicated in these photos?

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Trollface

one of the ICO's few tools

An unkind commentard might suggest the IC himself - there are some VERY unkind people around here you know.

Microsoft headhunters seek Linux folk for secret open source unit

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WTF?

"Microsoft headhunters seek Linux folk for secret open source unit"

Eh ??

In other news ... A clove of garlic a day is the secret of long life. Phew.

BTW - is the pope still a catholic?

Lock-hackers crack restricted keys used to secure data centres

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Locksmithing in Colditz

All this is very clever, using the latest technology and all that. And I'm not knocking it.

However, accurately dimensioned drawings publicly available?? SHIRLEY whoever filed those should have been instructed to alter / redact them sufficiently to JUST include the information required for the patent??

Does this mean that if I copy the lock and simply make minor dimensional changes I'm outside the patent??

But for real kudos, read up on what POWs managed to do in prison camps during the last war, under close guard and with prison made and designed tools.

If you can get a copy of it Major PR Reid's "Colditz The Full Story" is well worth a read. (Pan ISBN 978-0-330-50999-2. First published by Macmillan.)

In the end there is no such thing as security. Get used to it.

Chinese crypto techie sentenced to death for leaking state secrets

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Black Helicopters

"Just when you think you're in a normal country"

Hmmm ...

How many of us are worried about the march of "progress" in the "free" west?

How often here does the mask "slip"?

Slippery slopes come to mind. It all seems to be happening for such good plausible reasons ...

So you’d sod off to China to escape the EU, Google? Really?

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Facepalm

Re: Presumably we could all just switch to Yahoo! or Bing if Google goes...

That's the real problem.

There'll be plenty of vipers just salivating over the opportunities to fill ie monetise the vacuum.

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Trollface

Re: Protectionism - squeezing yankee balls ...

I'm all in favour of that - PROVIDED the septics can squeeze euroballs as well.

Include all the grubbyment critters and bureaucrats and we have the makings of whole new super league spectator sport.

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Black Helicopters

Re: Go to China - go ahead

Sounds like a "Good Idea"(TM) all round then!

Bottom Line:

If they sod off to china - would I trust 'em? Answer - NO.

If they stay where they are - would I trust 'em? Answer - NO.

Under which option would I trust 'em less? Answer - Errr ...

What's wrong with the Daily Mail Group buying Yahoo?

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sidebar of shame

I'm GOING TO STEAL THAT.

UK web host 123-Reg goes TITSUP, customer servers evaporate

PNGuinn
Linux

Hosting, hosting never changes.

Hosting, hosing never changes ...

There - FIFY.

Have an upvote anyway.

Apple pulled 2,204lbs of gold out of old tech gear

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Re: Recycling: My big fat hairy arse.

Beware of recycled steel too.

Most scrap steel contains a significant amount of other muck - eg paint and plastic.

The resulting "recycled" steel is likely to contain "inclusions" and voids which both reduce its strength and increase the risk of corrosion.

Quite a few manufacturers have come unstuck in the past using it inappropriately.

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Trollface

Re: Memorial...

""Steves""

"Stevies" shirley?

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Go

Re: Memorial...

... Or make it out of the copper or lead ...

Oops no - P**ey magnet.

Better use all that recycled plastic and hot melt glue instead.

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Flame

"For a site that attracts devs ..."

It USED to be the case that engineer's spelling left something to be desired, and that their grammar was somewhat stilted, largely because they knew what they wanted to say and wanted to make sure that no one misunderstood.

I had a departmental typist who used to "correct" my grammar. She used to get most upset when I tried to explain politely that her "correction" had changed the meaning in a subtle (sometimes not so subtle) way and that I was insisting that she better change it back and retype it.

Now we have technical "writers" who can't spell, can't write and would not know grammar if they fell over it.

But they're cheap. Probably outsourced. May never have seen the product, let alone used it.

Until the carp they produce comes back to bite us.

A dev's spelling and grammar may not be perfect, and the documentation may not be in his native language, but at least he's near the coalface.

Czech Republic to rebrand

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Go

Re: Will the Czechs change their name to Czechians?

"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - erm... Englishman?"

Brit?

Canadian - Canuk

Australia - Aussie

England - Barmy Army

Scotland - Northern Savage, Glaswegian ...

Irish - Paddy

Welsh - Taffy

USofAAA - Septic

Mexico - Ask D Trump Esq

....

DISCLAIMER -- Any offence caused by this post is deliberate and justified on the grounds of satire - or something.

Linux command line mistake 'nukes web boss'S biz'

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Mushroom

That lion in the header pic ...

... has a mighty great roar.

Chilling evidence emerges of Kilocat weapon

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FAIL

Re: simple comedic timing

Wot - no shark??

PNGuinn
Mushroom

TomCATfoolery, Shirley?

DON'T CALL A TOMCAT SHIRLEY!

Microsoft licensing giant yanked off market after sales bid fails

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Holmes

Diddums

That is all.

ExoMars works! 2 Mbit/s link established and camera snapping

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Coat

Re: Enough Already!

And I hereby stake my claim to "Debbie Mc Debris".

OK - I'm going...

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Joke

Re: Astounding !

So - who is going to be the first to repurpose this experiment to leach off part of the bandwidth to improve their broadband connection ....

South Korea to upgrade national stereo defence system for US$16m

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WTF?

Re: Gangnam style

S Korea's Maccyds contain N Korean goat??

So which one's the nanny state here?

You're kidding.

BT hauled into Old Bailey after engineer's 7-metre fall broke both his ankles

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Joke

Re: There was a Time

"possibly when dinosaurs still roamed the earth"

Aren't BT still in business?

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Flame

Re: More than reported here? @ Nigel

"Now it's "follow the rules" and "you aren't paid to think about anything except what we pay you to think about""

Which is the flip side of Health and Safety. We're all getting so specialised in our qualifications and legal limitations that we increasingly have no idea how the other fellow's job should be done, and unwittingly create hazards that our forebears would have seen as obvious.

"Someone Else's Problem" is no good for safety, productivity or job satisfaction.

The HSE is generally pretty on the ball with the idea of workplace safety and regulation.

Ignorant H & S dweebs who have no idea of life at the coalface trying to work up their egos / promotions applying their own pet rules regardless ...

My favourite was the building site worker disciplined for removing his goggles at top of some scaffolding to wipe them 'cause they had misted up and he was effectively blind. Was hold he should have made his way along the scaffold boards and down the ladders (blind) and wiped 'em at ground level. Personally I'd have wanted to drag the idiot dweeb up to the top by his bloody tie, blindfolded him with it and watched him make his way down. (Of course I'd have given him a hard hat - I'm not mean like the BOFH.)

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FAIL

Re: More than reported here?

"I miss the good old days when personal culpability was the rage"

That's all fine and dandy if it's only your neck that is at stake, and it's truly YOUR choice to do something daft.

The problem is that: (a) Other people around get hurt. (b) Employer wants it done NOW and bugger safety. (c) Employer won't / "can't afford" safety equipment. (d) Ditto proper training.

The real world is nasty. And full of idiots and beancounters.

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Childcatcher

Re: The three-week trial @ Jason 24

First of all, everyone on here needs to be a lot more careful what they say UNTIL THIS COURT HEARING IS CONCLUDED.

It's only too easy, especially sitting at a desk away from the court in blissful ignorance of any of the pertinent details, to unwittingly fall foul of contempt of court.

Pissing off the judge is not clever, impeding justice even less so. Too easy to do without knowing all the facts.

To your point - Health and safety is often largely based on experience and engineering judgement. In fact it always should be. Regardless of the regulations - which should be complied with - they can't cover every eventuality. They're often a bit pedantic and proscriptive - largely because they have to try to protect idiots and idiot managers, as well as those around them.

In the end safety is in the hands of the operator - An engineer with 20 years experience has just that - a kid out of school does not.

Several things could apply:

The older man is used to laxer times and ways and has learned how far work safely with a little greater risk.

The kid out of school (or uni) is still a bit green, doesn't have such a good head for heights and is feeling his way.

He's just been on a H & S course and had s***t scared out of him.

He's under a greater workload / lazy.

The older guy knows / doesn't care all about suitability of cables in voids. the younger??

Altitude on the day might be a giveaway.

Aluminum-wrapped robbers fail to foil bank

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Coat

In the old days...

It was so much easier.

You just walked into the bank wearing a large test card.

The CCTV operator thought the system was down for maintenance again ...

Nowadays you'd have to wear some high definition pr0n keep the security droid occupied.

No need for all this hi tech malarky.

Thanks - mine's the one in the plain brown carrier bag.

You keep using that word – NVMe. Does it mean what I think it means?

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Pirate

Security

Why am I suspicious that this bowl of cold acronym soup is likely to hide more exploits than a car park full of usb sticks?

Maybe I'm just getting old ....

Websites take control of USB devices: Googlers propose WebUSB API

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Stop

Re: Where to begin?

" sometimes there ARE legitimate uses."

Quite possibly. So what?

All this needs is ONE illegitimate "use" and .....

Popular cable modem vulnerable to remote reboot/reset flaw

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Trollface

w10 auto update?

So the w10 update didn't work out so well?

Driver problems?

London to Dover 'smart' road could help make driverless cars mainstream – expert

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Stop

@ SkippyBing

"They probably want to trial it somewhere people can afford cars."

They probably want to trial it somewhere people can afford overpriced toys that will spaff more of their personal info that can be monetised.

There FIFY.

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Pirate

Re: "Wi-Fi ... an enabler"

Now, assuming the level of security the motor industry is famous for, Comfy deckchair on a bridge, cool drink in one hand, smartphone in the other ...

ANYONE FOR DODGEMS?

Something tells me this will not end well.

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Go

Re: better start

Yeah, always better to try these things out in a car park first.

Dropping 1,000 cats from 32km: How practical is that?

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Alert

Re: DevOps back door @ Steve Aubrey

NO NO NO.

It's the MICE that are behind all this.

PNGuinn
Trollface

Re: not a cat fan @ ac

"And because the adrenaline produced tenderizes the meat, which is probably very important when attempting to eat a scrawny mouse."

So you're suggesting that it's a good idea to torture the moggie first to make it more tender.

Thanks. That's the kind of really useful information that needs to be more widely known.

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Unhappy

Re: not a cat fan

"But if you've ever seen a cat playing with"

Sorry, my cat detester went into overload already with the crap in my garden.

Have an upvote anyway.

PNGuinn
Boffin

Frozen cats

This raises another important safety issue.

What happens if one of these over chilled moggies is ingested by a hungry jet engine?

Would it purr, burp or fart?

Would it be able to sick up the hairball?

Would the average feline fit in the standard chicken hurler?

What is the speed of a cat in a vacuum?

So many imponderables ....

Enquiring minds need to know.

BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles

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Headmaster

Re: Yay!

"Charge them with GBH of course (gross bodily harm)"

I think the legal term is "grievous bodily harm"

Sounds much nastier, and far more Bofhish.

Cue 20,000 grammar nazis discussing "Bofhish".

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Happy

Re: BOFH with patience?

"That would have made the luser suspicious. Probably."

RTFA - this luser's a beancounter!

Microsoft rethinks the Windows application platform one more time

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Go

"Flogging a dead horse"

Is fast becoming "Milking a dead cash cow".