* Posts by PNGuinn

1940 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Mar 2014

NASA's TESS mission in distress, Mars Express restart is a success

PNGuinn
Coat

Re: re-orientated itself

Now you've done it ArrZar - you've got me imagining a spinning oriental potentate.

NURSE!

>>... It's the one that buttons up at the back, thanks.

PNGuinn
Joke

Re: TESS GNC issue

Good BOFH excuse:

"Sorry, we've run right out of long plumb lines. Waiting for the manufacturer to deliver more string."

PNGuinn
Trollface

@ Mark 85

"I would argue that presumably at some point they will produce a stable and usable OS ... "

Mark, do you expect to outlive the heat death of the universe?

Intel's security light bulb moment: Chips to recruit GPUs to scan memory for software nasties

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Mushroom

Remind me ...

"FYI Intel is gonna let Windows Defender and other antivirus tools use integrated Intel GPUs to scan physical memory for #malware. "

"FYI Intel is gonna let Windows Defender and other malware use integrated Intel GPUs to scan

physical memory for Anything They Can Bloody Well Snaffle. "

There, FIFY, Chipzilla.

Remind me, someone: How many Intel engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pentagon sticks to its guns: Yep, we're going with a single cloud services provider

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Go

Re: Co-CEO chats with current POTUS?

Underground Golph - now THERE'S a an idea that might fly.

PNGuinn
Headmaster

Re: Seriously??

Commentarders is seriously uglier. Err ...

Torvalds schedules Linux kernel 5.0, then maybe delays 'meaningless' release

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Coat

Re: As with the browsers

Yes, for really professional willy waving, I suggest {Version Number}=(<latest firefox release> + 17 + miinor-release-number>93.0666)exp42.

>> Mine's the one with the elastic abacus in the back pocketses.

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Trollface

Re: A new scheme?

Ah, 17. The random number. By definition.

Wot's wrong with 42?

New Galaxy un-smartphone can’t go online because Samsung's thought of the children

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Angel

Small technical question ...

Would this device be a special with cut down silicon or would it be a full fat base model crippled in software?

If so, how easy would it be to root the device and re enable all the naughty features?

No, they're kids - they'd never stoop so low, even if one of their number did find out ...

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Coat

Re: can you put video/sound/pdfs on the phone?

"Mine's the one with the 4-figure log tables in the pocket"

Pffft. Mine's the one with the slide rule sticking out of the top pocket.

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

PNGuinn
IT Angle

I thought C ran MI6?

No, he runs El Reg.

Data exfiltrators send info over PCs' power supply cables

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Black Helicopters

Let's look at ths slightly differently....

Lots of interesting comments here. I can see that in *some* circumstances it might be possible to access the supply to a single or small number of computer supply feeds via an unsecured supply cable. Not necessarily the switchboard. Cable ducting above ceiling / below floor anyone?

But let's think around this one for a bit. Assume that you've done some research on your target, you know the topography. In other words, you've likely got someone on the inside. The place has considered security, and they've got all sorts of protections in place, and they think they're secure.

By definition, that probably means they are not. You've independently "audited" their "security". Something like this might just work. The real problem here, it seems to me, is getting the data OUT into the real world unnoticed. Ok, if your tap is in a relatively unsecured area, that might be easy.

What you really need to know is what they are currently protecting themselves against, design your tap around it, and either, depending on the amount of data you want, and when the data are available, pull your agent out and tap or tap and then get your agent to remove the tap. Then pull the agent or not as desired. Or live dangerously and leave the tap for later.

Thought. Have they got power line networking anywhere. Ah, WiFi - Must have. Because. or somesuch good reason. Or "intelligent" controls ... ah, green .... Would the systems in place notice a little more naughty RF on the powerlines? How easy would it be to add something into a psu case or on to a mobo or into the birdsnest behind the epoxied usb ports on the front panel ... in a computer, possibly before delivery or at repair?

Remember, the biggest security risk is human, and it doesn't need to be situated locally between keyboard and chair.

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Joke

@ AC

"Not again... Well, if they think that's good I've managed to get the led under my mouse to transmit data. I'm still trying to work out the details on how to receive the data but at least I'm half way there."

Balls - that's what you need to prevent those pesky leds talking to strangers.

OTOH, small efficient motor inside a wireless balled mouse, and could be told to drive your data right out of your office. D'oh.

Q patent for intelligent mouse with gps in 3 2 1...

British government to ink deal for yet another immigration database

PNGuinn
Mushroom

"But he said much of the design of the system would be dependent on what policy for EU residents the government decided upon after Brexit - for example whether or not they will need visas."

So, b****ks once again. Any last minute changes demanded by Tusktusk and Barnyard, and hastily capitulated to by Darlingbudzofmay and her team of ******** (insert your own appropriate description here - I don't have the skills in Finnish Linus has) and the next splurge of taxextortees dosh gets flushed down the crapper.

*** We need a Hang, Draw and Quarter 'em icon, AND a Stick Their Heads on Pikes on London Bridge Icon .... <splutter> .... ***

Google's not-Linux OS documentation cracks box open at last

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Devil

@ Dr Syntax

"Right now we need a mobile OS that doesn't allow apps to poach each others' data. Will Google deliver that?"

Quite. Have an upvote.

PNGuinn
Joke

Re: do - wile

I thunk 'e ment wil E Coyote?

Great Western Railway warns of great Western password reuse: Brits told to reset logins

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Megaphone

Re: We need a court action @tp pc

"The train due at platform 7 will be 15 minutes late to enable online booking customers to wade through our new high security captcha logon system in order to book a ticket. Passengers are reminded that Great Western takes your security, safety and comfort very seriously."

Modern life is rubbish – so why not take a trip down memory lane with Windows File Manager?

PNGuinn
Pint

@ Jim 59

Thankyou for enlightening a Penguinista.

I always wanted to know where Clippy lived.

Except that, from what I've heard, a disused basement lavatory is far to nice a place for W8.

Tie it to systemd and nuke it from space?

Birds can feel Earth's magnetic fields? Yeah, that might fly. Bioboffins find vital sense proteins

PNGuinn
Facepalm

African or European?

Don't be daft, AC - JB was talking about coconuts.

Wanna work for El Reg? Developers needed for headline-writing AI bots

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Trollface

Re: Substitute News ...

So ...

We have a series of random bots to write the headlines.

We have a series of random bots to write the stories.

We have a series of random bots to write the comments.

So, no change then, until Apple and Ms decide to talk to the bots.

It'll never catch on .... Oh, wait ....

PNGuinn
Trollface

Re: amamfrommars

3 options:

amanfrommars is the prototype.

amanfrommars is the finished product.

PNGuinn
Boffin

Re: No DevOps?

No, DevBots.

RTFA.

Queshtion is - will they be Agile enough?

Cambridge Analytica seeks data protection assistant

PNGuinn
Trollface

"Job Type: Temporary Required education: Bachelor's"

Can't have wifey poking about, can we?

You know, security and all that ...

DeepMind boffins brain-damage AI to find out what makes it tick

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Facepalm

DeepMind boffins brain-damage AI to find out what makes it tick

DeepMind boffins brain-damage AI to find out what makes it thick

FIFY.

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

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Facepalm

Re: Long File Paths ?!

"A legacy OS for legacy software."

Or vikki verki.

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

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Thumb Up

Re: Everything

+1.

(I presume you're one of my down voters with taste.)

PNGuinn
Trollface

That would be twatsplaining then

Twatsplatting.

FIFY

PNGuinn
Trollface

Re: cellphone?

Wot's wrong with mobe?

What a hang up: US big box biz Best Buy kicks Huawei to the curb

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WTF?

@ Gene Cash

I have no idea as a right pondian what Best Buy is / was like, but may I respectfully refer you to the recent el Reg coverage of the demise of our Maplin?

Seems like another bunch of corporate lemmings doing the right thing ... Sad,really.

We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

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Joke

OOOPS! El Reg has just upset another ...

El Reg has just upset another major hardware manufacturer.

Apple refuse to talk to the vultures ...

M$ refuse to talk to the vultures ...

The Leading Manufacturer of games consoles refuses to talk to the vultures ...

Keep it up, lads!

Cambridge Analytica CEO suspended – and that's not even the worst news for them today

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Trollface

Re: Shame.

"We should add Putin, Skripal and Litvinenko to the list."

And some of the present UK government ... and ...

2 + 2 = 4, er, 4.1, no, 4.3... Nvidia's Titan V GPUs spit out 'wrong answers' in scientific simulations

PNGuinn
Trollface

Re: no mention of bitcoin mining

Fine if you spend 'em feeding your gambling habit?

No, Sierra Leone did not just run the world's first 'blockchain election'

PNGuinn
Holmes

Re: So what was blockchain used for?

"Blockchain is a cunning technology, but lets not pretend it can fix all election ills."

So, what you're saying is that it's simply a cunning stunt.

What's going great for Oracle? Cloud. What's not great? Just about everything else

PNGuinn
Paris Hilton

Yes

So, Coracle up the creek without a paddle?

Breaking up is hard to do: Airbus, new bae Google and clinging on to Microsoft's 'solutions'

PNGuinn
IT Angle

Re: "Airbus are well used to dealing with cloud of various types and at various levels."

That's just the point, Richard. It'll be the jockey, Excel or something else that'll pull the plug and cause the leak.

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Facepalm

Re: Uh huh...

I have this picture of a cloud with lots and lots of bolts nailed on and a herd large of gee gees galloping off into the distant heavens ....

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Go

Re: New??? @ Adrain 4

+1 for excelment!

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Devil

Re: "Microsoft however is not supposed to be an advertiser"

"Microsoft doesn't slurp their business customers, only consumers. For instance Corporate Windows 10 versions don't have Slurp capability enabled by default."

Yet.

As far as we know.

PNGuinn
Trollface

Re: "Microsoft however is not supposed to be an advertiser"

"But it looks Nadella is able only to try to copy someone else's successful business, be it Google slurping, Amazon cloud, or Apple app store."

So - come back Monkey Boy, all is forgiven?

At least he was a barrel of laughs in comparison.

UK tech whale Micro Focus: Share price halves as CEO quits, sales slide

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Holmes

"submitted his resignation ... pursue another opportunity"

Hmmm ...

One wonders if this new gig comes with a brush or whether he will have to supply his own ...

Enquiring minds etc.

Linux Foundation backs new ‘ACRN’ hypervisor for embedded and IoT

PNGuinn
Mushroom

Re: Intel? Embedded? @Voland

We can hope.

I would require from the *arstewards:

a. Full workshop manual, dead tree copy, with all vehicles. Also on the net. (You need a paper copy in the workshop!) In the native language of where you got the car.

b. Updates available an no cost from any dealer on production of proof of ownership, paper copy, also on the net.

c. Likewise full illustrated partslists, with partnumbers and updates. Electronics down to component level.

d. For the life of the vehicle, legally defined as 20 years minimum. Info to remain available on the net for a further 20 years.

e. All documentation to be GPL, Creative Commons or similar.

f. ALL SOURCE CODE FOR ALL SOFTWARE AND ALL UPDATES - GPL OR SIMILAR.

g. Should the bunch of shysters be taken over or go broke, all above to be preserved online for posterity.

That little lot should go some way to concentrate tiny minds to get the engineering right in the first place and to discourage releasing pre alpha grade designs and deliberate fiddles.

You may think you can discern a slight mistrust here - shame on you.

I marvel that it's easier to get far more complete repair info for a 40 year or older car - and spares - than most of the modern stuff.

Mulled EU copyright shakeup will turn us into robo-censors – GitHub

PNGuinn
Devil

One wonders ...

One wonders if there has been any lobbying by interested parties for this piece of control?

Shirly not - I mean, whatever made me think of it?

Brit retailer Currys PC World says sorry for Know How scam

PNGuinn
Megaphone

Re: Hanging

I've got one word for carphone whorehouse / curried bx: MAPLIN

Google to 'forget me' man: Have you forgotten what you said earlier?

PNGuinn
Flame

Re: What about people

Barnsley?

Fergotton?

When I were a lad, Our dad ....

OK, deep breath, relax... Let's have a sober look at these 'ere annoying AMD chip security flaws

PNGuinn
Boffin

Re: Odiferous Rodent

Re "Brilliant name for the next major release of Windows."

Or the next release of Umbongo with added systemd?

Crypto crackdown: Google bans ads for unregulated currencies

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Megaphone

Re: Can they ban tulips and devops ads too

"Just ban ads from non-regulated advertising agencies..."

Just ban ads. ?

Please?

The right to be forgotten - by ad slingers?

Man who gave interviews about his crimes asks court to delete Google results

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Joke

"Poor Windows NT Workstation..."

Which goes to prove conclusively that NT1 and NT2 are honest, decent, law abiding BSODS.

Now if they had been called systemd1 and systemd2 ....

Pitchforks! Ducking Stools! Stake! Fire!

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Go

Re: Do I get moderated for speculating that NT1 is not Lord Lucan ?

OK, that post has appeared. Sooo, we know that XXX is not not YYY.

PNGuinn
Coat

@Gaz

"You angling for my job?"

Nah - he's just fishing ....

>> Thanks - it's the one the one with the bait, pin and bit of bent string in the pocketses ...

Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail

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Facepalm

@LeeE Re: A very old, similarly themed joke from my childhood

Hmmm Interesting ...

I don't know how long you've been coming here ... but you've left out the vital bit of experimental data that all commentards Need to Know:

WAS IT A PERFECTLY SMOOTH ELEPHANT?.

I call pachyderm sh*t.