Re: NFC? No fucking chance.
Contactless cards are a thing.
5 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Mar 2014
Boy I'd wish there was a list somewhere with all the tech analysts and tech journalists who sang the end of laptops and desktops just a few years ago.
I say now what I said before. By 2007 PCs got "good enough" that most people skipped that upgrade cycle (and maybe they still use those systems today - a core duo with 4gb ram is as good today for email/browsing/movies as it was than) leaving them with funds to throw towards a tablet. How many of those are buying a new one? Probably the ones who bouht the 1.0 version of whatever (ipad 1, etc.) if they feel the need for a device to leave on the coffe table/night stand.
The day when nobody had one and everybody wanted one passed and people returned to buying laptops and desktops for work and cheap 50-200$ tablets for the kids and netflix in bed.
You:
- include dodgy tools in your webapp to allow code updates directly on the production server
- updates that sometimes break the whole app including your insecure backend "hidden" access and need to wake me on call to fix it
- code updates you forget to commit to the repo (you barely know how to use anyway) and so get overwritten on the official update
- spawn 500 instances of your crappy - no error treatment - code and then ring the sysadmin up to complain that the dev server is slow
- app that floods the internal network with requests it never listens to anyway but slow everything to a crawl
- ask me after I kill the shitty app what requests did it make because you have no idea
- write code worse than 100 monkeys with 100 typewritters
- don't say thanks after I find the exact line of code and reason that your shitty app crashes
- line I have to find and show because untill then you insist it's a system issue
So you bet your hipster canvas bag you don't get admin privileges.