* Posts by Craig Leeds

15 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jul 2007

Uranus strikes a pose for Hubble's camera

Craig Leeds

Well Done

You have out done yourselfs with that one!

Thanks for a great giggle to start the weekend.

Movie pirate forced to ditch Linux

Craig Leeds

Battle Royale

Monitoring bracelet? wtf?

Will it work like a Battle Royale neck bracelet?

"ubuntu detected" "bleep bleep bleep" BOOM!

'Portable' CD player puts MP3 into a spin

Craig Leeds

Fony

Sony did a CD player like this back in the 80's

http://www.craigbarron.co.uk/sony-d88.jpg

Boffins flick Quantum vacuum switch from suck to blow

Craig Leeds

Where's the IT angle?

Only kidin'

Fantastic article, I can't wait for my flying Gecko-Car

NASA nuke-bot to tackle space boulders of doom

Craig Leeds

Very funny

Err? So NASA with its flawless safety record want to put six 1.2 megaton B83 nuclear warheads on a rocket ship controlled by Robots?

This is a joke right?

Police want DNA collection superpowers

Craig Leeds

Chewing gum.

That means they could go about picking up chewing gum (classed as littering) test it against the existing database and send fines out in the post?

Cool!

Thirsty Koreans fight duff whisky with mobiles

Craig Leeds

Fake

Oh bloody brilliant this mean we are going to have to look forward to:

"New iVideoPhone with RFID reader used on Paris Hilton's new clothing range to check if it's fake?"

Scientists uncover lefty gene

Craig Leeds

Lloyd is right

We have stood for LRRTM1 defective freaks too long! Grab you're pitch forks people we are off to the town hall!

Remember keep your eyes peeled for anyone talking to themselves and carrying there flaming torch or pitch fork in wrong hand.

I would love to know how they figure this out. Do they have loads of people with different traits and just compare and cross reference there DNA?

Maybe Google can help…

http://www.biopoliticaltimes.org/2007/07/googling-your-genes.html

Apple takes flak as AT&T drops iPhone bomb

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"even better in real life"

"...as word gets out of what it is like to own such a device there may be a snowball effect. We've spoken to people who have one, and they agree that it's even better in real life."

errr saywha?

MIT in Matrix 'Crowd Farm' plan

Craig Leeds

Japan

This was done a while ago by our little Japanese friends.

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/imomus/2006/08/71582

God bless each and ever one of them.

Craig Leeds

Sorry...

IT'S PEOPLE!!!!

POWER IS PEOPLE !

Masturbating lag cops 60 days' extra porridge

Craig Leeds

Depends?

Cells are often motored by (male) guards on rounds in prisons over here through the night. If they catch you wanking they just call you a dirty £*$&er and move on. All blokes know we do it and it’s a none issue.

I am just not sure it's appropriate for a female to be monitoring male inmates.

I guess it depends if he/they knew she was on duty and would be keeping an eye on there cells.

It's asking for trouble cracking one off when you know a female screw is watching.

Indians slip on tobacco-flavoured condom

Craig Leeds

Paan-Handlers

It's official: Indian prostitutes will in future be referred to on El Reg as "paan-handlers".

just spat my coffee over my desk, cheers!

love your work!

Cyborg-style 'iLimb' hand a big hit with Iraq veterans

Craig Leeds

Captain Cyborg

Does are Kevin know about this yet?

Man uses tank in phone mast flattening rampage

Craig Leeds

He must be right

I think he's right the masts did affect him, they sent him Bonkers.