* Posts by Zog_but_not_the_first

1820 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Feb 2014

Ads watchdog: Er, what does woman in her undies have to do with ‘slim’ phone?

Zog_but_not_the_first
Meh

How many...

... people have to complain to trigger this sort of response? If there are thousands of complaints, then OK. Maybe even hundreds, but if it's a few tens or less why should a tiny minority's views prevail over a large (but silent) majority?

Should the squeaky hinge always get the oil?

Google offers 'INFINITY MILLION DOLLARS' for bugs in Chrome

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Headmaster

INFINITY MILLION?

Isn't that a googleplex?

MP resigns as security committee chair amid 'cash-for-access' claims

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Re: And when they leave the service of the public...

No, you're probably a reader of Private Eye.

I'm the wire starter: ARM, IBM tout plug 'n' play Internet of Stuff kit

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Re: Potentiometer + cloud

Quite. Why do these things have to be vectored through "the cloud".

Oh!

Sorry - just woke up.

'Utterly unusable' MS Word dumped by SciFi author Charles Stross

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IT Angle

Quiet news day?

Man switches software? Really.

Lenovo to customers: We only just found out about this Superfish vuln – remove it NOW

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Devil

Re: We moved swiftly and decisively...

The reaction of politicians and crims the world over.

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Karma?

As began to read this article, I was served up with Levono ads in the two MASSIVE side panels that now flank El Reg's finest prose.

Facebook meets Belgian minister: PLEASE, sir, NOT THE PROBE

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Happy

Plucky little Belgium

For Belgium put the kibosh on the Kaiser Zuckerberg;

Europe took the stick and made him sore;

We shall shout with victory's joy,

Hold your hand out, naughty boy,

You must never play at soldiers mendacious creepy snooping any more.

The finest weird people in the world live here, and we're proud of it

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So...

The best of times. The worst of times.

I would miss not being able to enjoy a spot of sarcasm with like-minded individuals.

But I do like SF. As a visitor.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: El Reg eggs Benedict

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Pint

Careful now...

That looks delicious, but a tad complicated for true post-pub production.

Don't forget, Red Dwarf's telling simile "as black as a drunken fry-up" was rooted in fact..

Want a MEEELLION-year data storage? Use DNA of course

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Unhappy

Re: Back in the 80s

So... I'm just somebody's backup.

(Re)touching on a quarter-century of Adobe Photoshop

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Unhappy

The Human Condition

{sigh}

Another example of how human ingenuity (complex mathematical transformations etc.) wind up making a model's legs longer/shorter and/or adding/subtracting freckles.

See also Internet = Porn + cats.

Still, it's a lot better than making bombs etc.

Get ready: The top-bracket young coders of the 2020s will be mostly girls

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Headmaster

Re: Evolution of GCSE grades in Britain

So, have people been getting smarter?

Signed - Fairly average and rather thick.

Hello Barbie: Hang on, this Wi-Fi doll records your child's voice?

Zog_but_not_the_first
Devil

Life in plastic

Is so fantastic.

Is cloud the answer to all your storage problems?

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Re: Business use, maybe. Personal use maybe not.

Upvote for this concise summary. Pretty much all you need to know.

Now, as Charlie Brooker would say (to the "Cloud People"), "Go away!"

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Mushroom

No!

How many more times do I have to tell you.

Vodafone didn't have a £6bn tax bill. Sort yourselves out, Lefties

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Call me simple...

But I can't help wondering what was/is the driver for all of these hideous tax laws with their labyrinthine complexities.

Inside GOV.UK: 'Chaos' and 'nightmare' as trendy Cabinet Office wrecked govt websites

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Devil

Re: Presumably....

Yes, both the Grauniad's and BBC's new "tabletised" web pages are a significant dumbing down of their previous offerings. Less content, focus on trivial pap, greatly reduced analysis and a reduction in the opportunities for comment.

I assume it's their punishment for speaking up in the past.

Apple Watch 'didn't work on HAIRY FANBOIS, was stripped of sensor tech'

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Upvote for the Bonzo reference.

Chinese food safety officials drank so much during working lunch that one of them DIED

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Windows

Re: Party etiquette

Oh yes. IIRC "toasting tradition" mandates drinking multiples of the quantity your host imbibes.

That's me in the pic after a tour of duty.

WhatDaHell, WhatsApp? Student claims 'stalker' tool shows security flaws

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Facepalm

"Bug"

Yeah.

NetApp: Don’t know about the hybrid cloud? Then you’re a dummy

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Windows

The cloud...

I've considered it. And declined. Guess that makes me a dummy.

REPORT: UK needs online eBay-style court for civil justice

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Re: Pkace your bets...

Pkace!! Arggh!

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Devil

Pkace your bets...

Another "role" for Crapita?

£100 MILLION poured down drain on failed UK.gov IT projects - in just ONE YEAR

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Unhappy

So many cockups...

Private Eye do a sterling service tracking "failed" Gov projects publishing who they are sold to, and for how much. Knock-down prices, of course.

Want to find LOVE online? Make sure your name is high up in the alphabet

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Facepalm

Forty years of feminism

And I still hear women discussing potential dates as a "good catch" listing good salary, own house, impressive car etc., as key points.

It's not easy being Green. But WHY insist we knit our own ties?

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Re: So, in other words...

No. We should be selling our time and skills by working at PC World thereby becoming richer.

Er, er....

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Re: Let me get this right:

But life isn't as simplistic as economic theory would have it. You may value your time, but what if you're unable to sell that time? In which case the homemade loaf looks good value.

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I guess. Remember "Innocent", of smoothie fame? Green, hip(py), small-producer friendly etc.

Then Coca Cola came along with their chequebook...

Zog_but_not_the_first
Boffin

What is a market anyway?

Quite right. Insisting on making everything yourself is, at least, a bit odd but there is a lot of pleasure to be gained from home cooking, a spot of DIY etc., etc.

I don't think Greens (or hippies) are averse to markets either. There are thriving craft/farmers'/small producers' markets in my neck of the woods where even the "Swampiest" of participants is happy to (say) sell homemade soap for money which is then used to buy toothpaste made by someone else.

But here's the rub. The markets described above are emphatically not small-scale versions of the all-powerful "markets" that dominate our lives. The latter are very, very different, and not in a good way.

The Greens have interesting things to say on these matters, taking in fiat currency issues along the way. And that's a lot more interesting than homemade toothpaste.

In praise of China’s CROONING censors: Company songs NOW!

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Joking aside...

China really is another country.

Jaguar F-Type: A beautiful British thoroughbred

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Happy

How to do it

A nice looking and sounding car. Things like this are a credit to Tata's policy of allowing good engineers to create good cars and giving them the resources to do it.

What a contrast to the company's previous owners who tried to cut costs at every turn.

If only we could magic away all those f****** accountants and replace them with engineers.

ATTENTION SETI scientists! It's TOO LATE: ALIENS will ATTACK in 2049

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Re: What about the 1974 Arecibo message?

Bloody interstellar couriers. Bet they left a card - "We tried to deliver a message but you were extinct, engaged in a long and (green) bloody interstellar war, at a mono-cellular evolutionary stage, down at the chemists."

Lashed Saudi blogger Raif: Prince Charles has word with new king

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Re: So Saudi deals with accusations of doing bad stuff by ...

I'm not quite sure what point you're making here. Raif blogged on Facebook, and much as I loath that organisation (Zog passim) I don't think it warranted 10 years imprisonment and beating to death. Whichever comes first.

Zog_but_not_the_first
WTF?

"Je suis Raif"

Where are all the politicians linking arms and chanting this?

Over 50? Out of work? Watch out because IT is about to eat itself

Zog_but_not_the_first
Boffin

The power of Greyskull

In my experience grizzlies pose a threat in being able to spot "vapourware" type developments. In all sectors, not just IT. You'll know the kind of thing - flashy presentation, investor opportunity, float, bail and run (with the money) leaving the suckers with an underdeveloped "thing".

Far, far too many around.

Drinking games: Tapper 1983, this Bud's for you...

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Trollface

Just...

... GET IN THE VAN.

Update - Boffins: COMETS are like FRIED ICE CREAM. Mmm

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Boffin

Wonderful

Specifically a "Fab". But you'll need a "Zoom" to get to one.

Never mind Samsung, GOOGLE will EAVESDROP as you browse on Chrome

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Devil

“Are you comfortable with a ‘few’ seconds?”

Are you comfortable with a "few" drops of concentrated sulphuric acid?

'Giving geo-engineering to this US govt is like giving a child a loaded gun'

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Alert

Sounds familiar

A giant mirror in spaaace? Where have I heard of that before? And where's the 007 icon when you need it?

Skin colour's irrelevant. Just hire competent folk on their merits, FFS

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Trollface

Re: Well, I never

Yes. It's an odd feeling isn't it. But I've always categorised Tim as a David Starkey type. Quite annoying at times, but asking good questions. Argue with facts and logic, not prejudice.

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Holmes

{Scratches head}

I honestly can't see the problem selecting on the basis of the ability to do the job.

Car? Check. Driver? Nope. OK, let's go, says British govt

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Facepalm

Here we go again

""a light touch/non-regulatory approach""

That has worked so well in other sectors.

Watch it: It's watching you as you watch it (Your Samsung TV is)

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IT Angle

Electronic surgery

If "smart" TVs become the norm, I can see "how to lobotomise your TV" sites springing up. Unless they're out there already.

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WTF?

Re: "You are the dead"

A downvote for a 1984 telescreen reference!?

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Re: Orwell

Upvote for "The Prisoner" reference. Personally, "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own."

Yahoo! Says! Chrome, IE Users! Should! 'Upgrade'! To! FIREFOX!

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Trollface

Me?

I'm sticking with Alta Vista.

Capita lands spot on mega £5bn NHS commissioning deal

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Re: Point of order?

Good question, but good luck with that.

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Windows

I forget

Are Capita a nationalised industry?

Don't count on antivirus software alone to keep your data safe

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WTF?

Against stupidity...

I've just been reading the online version of the Graunuad. Halfway down their new "tabletised" landing page is an image of a tick with the caption "Go on. Click. You know you want to".