Start me up!
You make a grown man cry.
1818 posts • joined 18 Feb 2014
Careful now. You can get fired for suggesting men and women are different.
"The party that paid Beeching to kill the railways..."
Pedant point - Beeching was a civil servant charged with formulating the plan under instructions from his boss, the Transport Minister Ernest Marples, the co-founder of Marples Ridgway and Partners, the road building company.
"Windows 7 is like that arthritic old cat who lives with an elderly relation. It smells a bit, is a pain to look after and demands near constant attention".
Let the metaphors cascade...
Like a dog raised on a puppy farm without proper attention and training that is likely to bite you when you least expect it...
As an aside it should be noted that skippy-speak employs the most efficient compression algorithm known.
Four kangaroo voicebox clicks unpacks to "you say the doc's truck has crashed into the ravine and he's hurt real bad with a broken arm and leg. Petrol's pouring out of the truck and a couple of snakes are closing in. The sun is going down, etc."
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