* Posts by g e

3255 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jul 2007

Autodesk goes after eBay seller - again

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WTF?

"claims Vernor is licensed to use its software but not to sell it on"

So of course they asked for the details of who this poor guy bought it FROM, right? Or perhaps garage sales are authorised AD distributors these days.

Hope any judge prints that out on a cactus and rams it up AD's arse. Twice.

SSL spoof bug still haunts IE, Safari, Chrome

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Addendum to Robert Grant

4) Banks charge you for that overdraft and make money from the interest and over-limit charges, they like you to be tardy clearing it off.

5) Yes banks should rectify mischarges immediately

Blind one-legged man wins arse-kicking contest

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Head? THE HEAD???

WTF happens if that shit hits you in the eye?????

Are these rentacop-standard 'officers' numbskulls, shit shots or as drunk as the guy they're nailing ?

Jeebus

Oxygen-from-Moon-dirt passes vomit comet test

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Gravity?

CENTRIFUGE

Duh

Environment Agency goes to High Court for right to spy

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Nice ID card but...

I don't believe you and having never seen an EA card before to verify that inkjet printout you're holding up I believe you are criminal posing as officials. Therefore you should know I intend to shoot you in the face if you don't leave in

9...

8...

7...

6...

eBay fights for right to sell luxury stuff in EU

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Stop

Let eBay have the goods

But force them to offer alternative checkout systems and not mandate Poopal. See how much they want handbags and marketplace competition then.....

Microsoft targets Google's mobile dream with Bing

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FAIL

Oh dear here they go again

All I see recently is mobile phone makers bringing out Android handsets.

How do M$ expect to shoehorn Bing into those when Android links so seamlessly into Googleland (and it does it very well - my HTC Magic took my google login info first time I started it and everything Just Worked).

Even though Google wants to run the world as well, at least their stuff works in my experience.

Second Life slapped with counterfeit sex toy suit

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WTF?

Hahaha. Cock.

Pun intended.

White hats release exploit for critical Windows vuln

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Coat

Most secure ever

as designed by MS and by their own standards, not much to shout about.

Most secure anywhere is the phrase that means something

Mine's the one with enhanced multimedia performance which will dazzle you....

Florida cops cage 'Dracula'

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Joke

Let me be the first to say

you sure do got a purdy mouth

Church altar smites devout Catholic

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Joke

Omnipresent

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere, explain to me once more why you need to pray to an all-knowing being or go to a church as the being is omnipresent?

Sheep bladders & earthquakes are child's play

Apols to the Pythons :o)

Police drop case against admin over animal rights comments

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HTF

do you prove you didn't believe something? Presumably you have to prove you didn't believe it rather than the plod proving you did.

"encouraging or assisting an offence believing it will be committed"

EU Oracle/Sun investigation could cause rift with US

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Non-issue most likely

"An interesting aspect is that the Commission does not seem to be concerned about Oracle gaining control over the programming language Java"

Maybe they just agreed with the US authorities and therefore ignored this aspect.

No rocket science or mystery required.

I can't imagine Oracle having any incentive to develop MySQL though, why would they want to enhance a free database platform to directly compete against their main revenue stream. Still there's that fork of MySQL codebase with an odd name I guess...

Sony explains PS3 Slim's loss of Linux option

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Too many gadgets!

_SO_ can't be arsed to have a PS2 hanging around if I bought a PS3, just to play the PS2 games on.

No PS3 purchase here, then, because of zero backwards compatibility, either.

Two sales lost in one web page...

UK Music secret data: 'Young people will pay for downloads'

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WTF?

So. These court awards

If the MAFIAA gets awarded 1M damages... now that's damages against the 'society', not the artist.

Does the artist even see any of this money ever?

Is this just more profitable then collecting and paying the artists their pittance... i.e. doing their job?

Anyone know?

Home Office coughs to larger data loss

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I love the smell of irony in the morning

They can find that stuff is missing

Mechwarrior maker claims Microsoft 'destroyed' studio's culture

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Mechwarrior!!!!!

I *so* want a new Mechwarrior to come out ... on XBox, unfortunately, mind you, as that's (sinfully) my gaming platform here.

I loved that game sooo much (#2 and #3) - it taught me to lagshoot online LOL

Have many fond memories of a guy bitching at me in the clan and challenging to numerous duels which I always kicked his arse at... he'd always pick arctic or desert to duel in... easy stuff...

Arctic=Atlas lasered out to the max, saw his legs off from 1km away while reversing away from rockets which can never *quite* reach you when you do that.

Desert=Firefly maxed out with miniguns literally running circles round the target firing in with all guns grouped, have that leg off!

Ahhh.... those were the days....

</nerd>

FSF launches Windows 7 anti-upgrade letter campaign

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Stop

@deegee

I use Linux (Ubuntu Intrepid) exclusively on my laptop to get everything done. The only problems I've encountered are:

No Photoshop. VMWare mends the odd occasion I need it

No Dreamweaver: Sometimes a client demands I use DreamWrecker, VMWare again

Open Office not so keen on docx files: Request a PDF version, Office in VMware would be a waste of disk space.

None of these are show-stoppers by any means. Everything else works fine, e.g. FF3, Thunderbird, Skype, Aptana, Spotify...

People go on about Open Office not cutting the mustard and, while not a heavy spreadsheet user, docx is the only problem I have with it which I believe is exactly WHY MS created that format in the first place, isn't it?

MS phishing filter blacklists everything

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Joke

Oxymoron?

Microsoft Works

Doctor investigated for posting inkblots to Wikipedia

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Definitely the Eiffel tower

and #6 is a Klingon Bird of Prey from above

Microsoft's Windows 7 pretzel takes fresh twist

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Like a big sulky child

They'd cut their nose off to spite their face and then expect sympathy

Opaque Wi-Fi laws 'damage UK economy, social inclusion'

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Surely

Throwing every case out of court involving an open wifi access point would work far better and way less expensivley.

You don't secure your shit you're obviously authorising access otherwise you WOULD secure it.

How hard can that be... oh hang on.. it's common fkng sense isn't it. We don't do that in this stupid country.

Mandy not swayed by ents mogul on illegal file sharing

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Nice work if you can get it

Was anyone able to confirm whether Geffen paid for this rather luxurious sounding getaway/junket ? Currying favour, etc.

Or maybe beluga-caviar-and-cristal-ing favour....

Obama's top cybersecurity director resigns

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riiiight

hahaha yeah they need people to put passwords on shit to stop the McKinn0nz hax0r1ng crew.

PayPal goes offline again

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'Require immediate payment'

So. All those auctions were stuffed, then.

I'm sure Paypal will, however compensate everyone fully.

By way of an email apologising for the hiccup, naturally. You didn't think I meant real compensation did you?

Company wins US patent for podcasting

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Stop

Newgroups

Surely every single download from a newsgroup channel that has spanned more than one chunk can be considered episodicified as it comes in installments and the channel is even dedicated to it.

Anyway you have to applaud trolls like these people as they inevitaby help move the US patent system incrementally toward sanity - you gotta hope, anyway.

I should think the EFF's patent team will be having a good dig around to find prior art anytime about now....

US Congress probes accidental top secret file sharing

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Another part of the problem

Is that 'normal' people shouldn't be allowed to use computers anyway. Have you seen what 'normal' people are like out there!!!???

Apple says jailbroken iPhones endanger cell towers

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Solution

iphones are obviously a liability to networks and Apple unable to secure this.

Ban them until Apple certify under pain of lots of money that they are no longer a danger.

Or just ban the bloody things anyway then the world can Move On.

Maybe just ban Apple and their incessant bloody whinging - they sound like an ex girlfriend of mine. I banned her and it made life much better.

Hollywood demands shuttering of Pirate Bay

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Utter ineptitude

You'd have thought that having an injunction against continued operation would have been at least the second item on the lawsuit wouldn't you.

Which, assuming the MAFIAA aren't inept signals a tacit agreement for the site to continue operating.

Or perhaps they're just utterly stupid.

Surely not...

Landlord sues tenant over moldy Tweet

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FAIL

Hahaha

Well these guys have certainly, under their own steam, brought to attention the fact that I should never ever consider using them should I ever need accom. in Chicago, mould-free or otherwise.

Epic Fail

Apple bars Google's Voice from iPhone

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Joke

If I were Google...

A little bit of code...

if($useragent=='iphone') {

$advert_source='Nokia, HTC, Android, SONY-Ericsson';

} else {

$advert_source='Normal';

}

$this->output_ad($advert_source);

:oD

Aussie woman's toilet trauma prompts lav-overhaul call

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You'd think....

She'd have noticed the first foot was stuck before proceeding to wedge the second one in...?

You do tend to notice pretty quickly when you can no longer move part of your body normally

Cops and ISP in paedophile data mix up

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If it were me

I'd check my standing legally then hire a fuckoff expensive lawyer with the express intent of claiming massive costs which would be the main thing that would be likely to get the assholes fired rather than the scale of their ineptitude.

Then ask the Daily Mail to do an ECRB check on me which gives them a story and me 20k if it doen't come up clean.

Milk it and give them the maximum pain for their efforts cos if you don't they'll carry on in the same bullshit complacent manner and someone else will end up in the same situation next year/month/week. Hit them in the speedcamera piggy bank. It's all they understand.

Sony Ericsson Xperia drops Windows for Android

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Guys, the camera, fuck it, seriously

ITS A PHONE

If you want a decent camera then buy one. That's why your phone hasn't put Canon or Nikon out of business yet.

Can't believe the damned camera trumped any Microsoft comments

NZ council to scrub Muff Road

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Joke

I'm going Ohapi diving!

Nuff said

NASA orbiter returns first shots of Apollo moon sites

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The Aussies

They sure do done got dem tapes, pardner

apparently

Cos it was all filmed in the outback :oD

Mysterious organic blobs found in Alaskan waters

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@AC 11:16

What a choice.

If it were me I'd choose hypocrite every time. You could even throw in baby-eater and no-win-no-fee lawyer and I'd not mind compared to the alternative...

Webcams, printers, gizmos - the untold net threats

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@AC 8:43

1. Long way from impossible unless the FW has been configged by a seriously competent security bod. You only need to get THROUGH the firewall, you don't need control of it. Think DSL modem, not router.

2. Type "nmap -p0 192.168.0.0/24" or similar at your *nix or Cygwin command prompt

3. nmap will give you the manufacturer from MAC address lookup as part of what it does. Seagate don't make printers, Epson don't make NAS (do they?)

4. Do your thing as you have the above sorted.

Before you say 'that's good for a home attack, corps are still more secure' think what logins the home network has for the work VPN that can be gleaned.

Rinse, repeat.

I'm not a hacker and I know this much just from working with the stuff each day...

HTC smartphones vulnerable to Bluetooth file sniffing

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Troll

* Snigger * Can't resist

My HTC runs Linux... (Android) So I guess it's using bluez. So I guess I can relax.

The temptation to post a wee piece of Linux vs Windows trollery in an HTC context has obviously proved too much :oD

Microsoft hosts Feynman lecture series

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Sorry your browser is not compatible

Guess I'll have to wait for King Bill to adopt a cross-platform policy or Hell to freeze over.

Microsoft store crumples as Win7 promo kicks off

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The great fresh smell of Irony

No doubt this will be spun as the world and his wife (and brother and cats and dogs) rushing to try and get their copies of The Most Secure Windows Yet so they can experience its Dazzling Multimedia Performance.

Or suchlike.

Irish ISP downed by DDoS

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It's all the new customers

Flocking to the new MAFIAA controlled ISP

NASA promises 'greatly improved' Moon landing footage

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Troll

Ahhhh...

So the hoax footage was shot in the outback at night then?

Mobile directory blames press for latest failure

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TPS

This prompted me to add my mobile no (and the wife's) to the Telephone Preference Service.

Useful link: http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

Sign up to the MPS while you're there, too, to stop/vastly reduce junk mail.

Whining serial commentard bemoans Reg bullying

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MEEEOOOWWWWWW!

Saucer of Milk for Miss Kempf, please

Google Oompa-Loompas dream of virus-free OS

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And in other news

Lord Lucan claims to have discovered Pertual Motion with help from Elvis & Jim Morrison

Easter Island dirt may hold key to longer life

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I've been in aging research for 35 years

... and I don't feel a day older.

NASA data shows 'dramatically' thinned Arctic ice

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I thank my vigilant overlords

For reminding me to be scared. I have recently found myself feeling relaxed and becoming complacent.

This latest fear topup has thankfully reverted me to my compliant, cowed, subservient self, rendering me appropriately malleable to my ruling elite.

Jammie Thomas calls for file-sharing trial #3

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So she's also liable for the actions of others?

If the MAFIAA are saying that she uploaded 24 songs and then the people that got them from her uploaded and... etc etc

Well, surely if she uploads 24 tunes that's that. If someone who got them FROM her uploads them that's their infringement, surely, not hers? And presumably she downloaded the files from someone else so it's way more lucrative to go for the person she got them from too. Oh, they don't have a clue who that is.

If you're going to sue her based on that then let's sue Smith & Wesson, Browning, Armalite et al for mass murder, etc

BT abandons Phorm

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Thumb Up

At £2.95

And falling....

Oh well.