@ the @'s
What's funny is that this discussion completely ignores one simple fact: at the moment of your death, and not that "near death" stuff either, the argument will be resolved to your satisfaction. That being said, go get a few pints and if you still feel the need to bash each other about the face, head, and neck about something none of you will resolve, then by all means do so. At least that way you might be drunk and produce incomprehensible flames towards each other that will greatly enchance my enjoyment (being mostly nice to each other and trying to be reasonable just won't do).
Cheers
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