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Anthropic pledges to embed watermarks to help discern AI slop in sop to EU

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This is one of the problems of "AI" (GPT / LLM) - it can't be trusted to be accurate or correct, and its trust levels can only ever go down as more and more slop is generated using it.

The other problem is that it's VERY expensive on compute resources.

It used to be said that you could pick any two of:

* Short timescale

* High quality

* Low cost

With LLMs you get to choose one of:

* Short timescale

along with:

* Unknown quality

* High cost

Google Earth's AI makeover survives less than one planetary rotation

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Too late, I fear.

Google is in decline, thanks to their switching from providing useful search results to serving up "AI" slop. Google: a once-good organisation.

Duck Duck Go is the new Google.

UK's seventh prime minister in a decade says he'll ditch digital ID scheme

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Re: Other reasons not to trust Digital ID

I'm proud to say that, for reasons to do with Companies House, I am the proud owner of TWO "One Login" accounts :)

Researcher poisons open-weight AI model for under $100

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The weights are more "parameters" than "constants". They change as the model is trained with new data. That "training data" includes input prompts.

New Horizons Pluto probe just woke itself up after 321 days of hibernation

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Alien

Relativity in action?

Article:

"Published Thu 09 Jul 2026"

Also article:

"The aerospace agency sent commands to the probe last July, instructing it to commence hibernation on August 7 and then resume activity in July 2026.

On July 23, NASA checked to see if New Horizons had obeyed the instruction to wake up and was pleased to find it was online again."

Someone predicting news 24 days in advance? Relativity? Hoax?

David Potter, the man who put Psion in the palm of your hand, logs off at 82

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The Psion apps were amazingly well written. Highly efficient, no need to "Save", cross-application embedding, but most of all a UI that was both simple and usefully flexible. Embedding program IDs in the headers of data files was clever too. No need for three-character filename extensions to indicate file type with a Psion :)

The 3A was brilliant in that it would run for a whole month on two ordinary AA batteries. I used mine a lot, Agenda, Spreadsheet, Data, and a whole bunch of freeware and shareware.

How the AI bubble could pop and take down the global economy, according to the BIS

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No-one seems to notice that Capitalism, when it requires continuous percentage growth, HAS to have regular crashes in money value. You can't have a stable system that tends to infinity.

AI is code – and can't be prompted into being smarter

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Because "AI" (as in LLMs) are not intelligent in any way. You, presumably, have at least some intelligence :)

LLMs are massive statistical pattern-matching systems. They produce plausible, but not necessarily correct, output. Bullshit generators, in other words.

Elon Musk is now worth more than $1,000,000,000,000

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Re: Elon - World’s greatest (manipulator)

I live in hope that he starts to believe his own bullshit, and the AI bullshit from the others, and all these obscenely-rich people hop on a Starship to emigrate to Mars.

Then the rest of us can sigh with relief and get on with being nice to each other and cooperating for a better future.

Every employee’s password was stored in a single Excel file

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Re: "The CEO thought"

They're Really Important because they're paid a LOT of money. They're paid a LOT of money because they're Really Important.

The people who understand the nuts-and-bolts of the business, and who actually do the work? Not so much.

It blocked us at 'hello!' Anthropic Fable 5 refusing innocuous prompts

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It's still just bullshit

The "AI" mega-corporations can fiddle with their models and "safeguards" as much as they like. LLMs are still just bullshit generation systems. Highly plausible, but not necessarily accurate or correct.

Google said the quiet bit out loud recently, telling German courts that "everyone should know that our AI summaries can't be trusted".

'It would be good for the world' to slow down AI sprints, Anthropic says

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It's just bullshit

As title.

"AI", as in LLMs, has no intelligence at all. It's fancy statistical models based on hastily-collected and almost entirely un-curated contents of the internet. LLMs can't even be reliably correct, let alone accurate. It's a very-very-expensive scam.

Icon: what the bubble bursting might look like.

'Please do not vibe f--- up this software': Broken backups spark AI coding row in rsync project

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The cost is what will save us all, I hope!

A few massive corporations have apparently invested BILLIONS in this LLM thing, and they're going to have HUGE ongoing costs for power and cooling in the massive data centres they're building.

LLMs might be popular while they're still free, or cheap, but that can't last much longer. LLMs will still perhaps be quick to generate stuff, but they'll still be randomly wrong and they'll also be very expensive. How much are people willing to pay for highly plausible bullshit?

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Programming is deterministic: for any given set of inputs, the output should be the same. Humans doing programming are taught rules of coding, and learn from experience what types of thing cause bugs. We learn to consider unexpected inputs, and make sure any possible input is handled correctly. Before making code changes, we think about the possible side-effects. We don't just type something that looks plausible because we've seen it lots of other places.

LLMs are statistical, and their models are constantly changing. They will produce output that looks highly plausible (because it uses words that are statistically very likely) and that seems to satisfy the problem as described to it. But it's just language probabilities, there is no "intelligence" involved at all. Even though us humans are so keen to anthropomorphise everything we see that looks even a little bit human-looking.

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Re: Not doing work is also an option

The test suite re-writing by LLM does seem on first inspection to be a Bit of a Nightmare.

Writing test suites that are useful is harder than writing the code to be tested. You want the test to fail if a bug exists, whereas an LLM agent will tend make all tests pass, giving them plausible names to make it look like it has done a good job.

You want code that works without bugs, the LLM just "wants" you to be happy. Not that an LLM has any intelligence at all. It's just a sophisticated (and VERY expensive) plagiarism machine.

LLM output is bullshit: highly plausible, but if it's correct or accurate that happened entirely by accident.

California passes bill declaring death-by-algorithm to 3D-printed ghost guns

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WTF?

I thought Americans liked guns?

Hang on a minute, is this really a US state restricting access to guns? I thought the USA loved their firearms, and would go to almost any lengths to allow people to own guns!

No captain, my captain: Navantia floats crewless warship

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Re: Autonomous and armed

I first read that as "is there a human in the slop"...

Google explains how it will infuse ads into AI answers

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Facepalm

Google used to be a household name because of their excellent search engine. This allowed them to sell advertising, and their business boomed.

Google will soon be infamous as one of those brands that died because people just don't want "AI" bullshit or subliminal advertising.

Salespeople and Big Business love spending obscene amounts of money on advertising, to sell things to people that they otherwise wouldn't buy. This is what makes Big Business so powerful - more powerful than national governments these days!

Individual humans don't like being tricked into spending money on things they don't need. They don't like bullshit, either.

1 in 5 Brits think AI layoffs could trigger civil unrest

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Re: It's just Bullshit, the bubble will burst soon.

Except the "cheaply" bit is already coming to an end. Someone has to pay for the many billions spent.

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It's just Bullshit, the bubble will burst soon.

nine in ten students who use AI in their studies have already encountered problems with it, including factual errors and completely fabricated sources.

That's the problem with "AI" (statistical LLM systems) - they generate highly plausible, but not accurate, outputs. Very useful if you need bullshit quickly, almost entirely useless otherwise.

I was going to say "if you need bullshit quickly and cheaply", but the "cheaply" part is only a temporary thing: "AI" is going to get very expensive soon. Someone has to pay for the many billions invested in it, and it's not going to be the billionaires.

Mozilla warns UK: Breaking VPNs will not magically fix Britain's age-check mess

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Big Brother

Impossible?

Isn't "banning VPNs", or "requiring VPNs to enforce age restrictions", just completely impossible?

Not that much different from trying to "ban mathematics".

Aha, perhaps that's why governments and mega-corporations are so keen on "AI" - a dumbed-down population with no ability to think for themselves would be much easier to control! (see icon).

Surprise AI bills leave AWS and Google Cloud users aghast

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Stop

Should be illegal?

So the big AI companies are not only charging you for generating bullshit (highly plausible but not necessarily correct) they're making the payment system obscure so that people don't realise they're being charged the huge real costs of generating this bullshit.

Isn't this just the world's biggest scam?

Google launches line of Android laptops festooned with Gemini AI

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Thumb Down

The "AI" bubble can't pop soon enough. I don't want a statistical model guessing what I want to do, FFS.

Kids say they can beat age checks by drawing on a fake mustache

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Victim-blaming, again

Seems a lot like "putting restrictions on the victims" instead of "persuading the unpleasant people not to attack".

Too much power is held by multi-national over-valued merchants of advertising (which is simply making people want what they don't need).

Luckily in my children's generation there is a distinct wish to ditch fancy digital stuff and get back to basics for a "real life". Film cameras, record players, outdoor activities, etc. I am sure that society will turn against AI and Advertising, people really don't like bullshit.

DVLA's 14-week driving license fiasco – the tech, people and chatbot trying to clear it

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Re: DVLA are a nightmare to deal with

Thanks to Companies House, I now have two separate "One Login"s.

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AI answers

The article notes that AI gave out a very large number of answers to customer questions. But it doesn't say whether those answers were correct... hmmm...

Claude Opus 4.7 has turned into an overzealous query cop, devs complain

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Re: "stronger safeguards"

Psuedo-AI doesn't deliver reliable results, it returns plausible results.

Waymo's self-driving cars face their toughest test yet: London

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Headmaster

Ahem, there has been no such thing as "road tax" since 1 April 1937.

Vehicle Excise Duty is now "vehicle tax" or "car tax", and is a general tax - no longer hypothecated for road maintenance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motoring_taxation_in_the_United_Kingdom

If an AI agent screws up while running your business, there's nobody to sue

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Everyone seems to have forgotten that "AI" (in the current context - Large Language Models and similar multi-dimensional statistical models) is just a very-plausible-bullshit generator. It is excellent at producing bullshit, and very useful where bullshit is needed in large quantities. That may, or may not, be useful in running a business.

Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field

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Re: this is what I don't get

Probably because is_adult() requires the subtraction of DoB from the current time, which is a complicated operation including calendar oddities and timezones. The "adult" age might vary with country, and purpose of asking (e.g. "wants to marry", "wants to drive a car", "wants to drink alcohol").

dob_check() presumably just provides a date, which the requesting code can then use as it wants.

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Re: Yup....This root user was born on 1-Jan-1906!!!!

The trouble with "age" as a number is that it's only correct for a maximum of one year. After that it needs changing annually, forever, on the anniversary of the person's DoB. For which updating you need to know the person's DoB.

At least DoB is a constant for each person (except, perhaps "born again" Christians?).

I reckon the might be a statistical spike in births on 1 Jan 1970 if this ever becomes commonly used. That'll confuse the historians of the future!

JetBrains launches AI agent IDE built on the corpse of abandoned Fleet

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AI slop not wanted

balancing the needs of its loyal IntelliJ IDEA customers, who do not want to move to a different product

should read "balancing the needs of its loyal IntelliJ IDEA customers, who do not want to move away from accurate tools to AI slop generators".

Hardly anybody bought Samsung's last smartphones for AI. It hopes this year's models change that

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The inclusion of so much "AI" is actually the main thing stopping me from wanting a new phone. The "AI" bubble can't pop soon enough!

UK data watchdog fines Reddit £14.47M for letting kids slip past the gate

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Will they pay up?

It's all very well UK government departments issuing big fines to foreign companies, but will these companies pay the fines?

4chan told Ofcom to go away. Perhaps Reddit could too?

I can see a future where people who don't want their identities databased by Peter Thiel and Palantir will just use online services located in China, Russia, etc. Or just fire up a VPN or TOR.

Euro hosting giant hiking prices by up to 50% from April Fool's Day

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Server Auction still good value

I have a server with Big Disks from Hetzner's Server Auction. Prices have gone up a little, but not too much, for this second-hand hardware.

West Midlands Police earn red card over Copilot's imaginary football match

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It's all bullshit

"AI", in the form of LLMs, is basically just bullshit generation. The sooner the Powers That Be realise this, the better.

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

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Perhaps they mean "to the spacebar switch"? So when you press SPACE it short-circuits the power supply, with a presumably-satisfying BANG and puff of magic-pixie smoke?

Ghost gun legislation casts shadow over 3D printing

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Hang on a minute!

I thought that Americans liked guns? They certainly seem to have a lot of them.

Is this really about protecting the profits of gun manufacturers and dealers, perhaps?

GitHub ponders kill switch for pull requests to stop AI slop

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Unhappy

"AI" - lots of "A", absolutely zero "I".

GitHub propose, among other things:

triage tools, possibly AI-based

Yeah, because throwing "AI" at a problem that is completely "AI"-caused is really going to work well...

AI security startup CEO posts a job. Deepfake candidate applies, inner turmoil ensues

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Quite agree. An interview should not be trying to catch someone out, and it shouldn't be a rigid set of questions either. Start with a scenario and see where the conversation goes.

A good interview should discover what the candidate's thought processes are for solving some problem they haven't come across before. What experience do they have of similar problems? How deep is their understanding of the issues? Do they enjoy problem-solving of this kind? Are they willing to make mistakes and then learn from them? Can they communicate effectively in the problem domain? Would they fit in with the existing team?

This is all human judgement, something that "AI" cannot do, even if it ever does become "intelligent".

Davos discussion mulls how to keep AI agents from running wild

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LLMs are not AI

LLMs are not intelligent, they're statistical pattern matching systems that generate bullshit that may or may not be correct or true.

Here's an idea to make LOTS of money: invent a complicated but impressive bullshit generator, make $$$ from building and improving it, then make more $$$ from selling add-ons that make it more accurate, more correct, or less dangerous.

In general, the best solution to a problem is the simplest solution to the problem. The rush to use AI is just making everything more and more complicated and impossible to understand.

Apple, Google pulled into Grok controversy as campaigners demand app store takedown

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Re: Facilitating Access to NCII and CSAM

Grok can't do anything that a skilled artist can't already do in photoshop, it just makes it easier for people to do.

Grok makes it easy, and quick, for anyone to generate realistic abusive images of other people. That is the problem.

UK backtracks on digital ID requirement for right to work

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I think the phrase was "once the IT systems are in place" not "once the IT systems are fully working"...

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Re: Sometimes U-Turns are an improvement

By controlling the money.

They already do: the cost of living crisis isn't unsolvable, the ultra-rich could just pay a bit more in taxes. It's just that the ultra-rich benefit from people having to work multiple jobs for minimal pay. They like having more money than they can spend, it makes them feel important.

Until a revolution against the elites happens...

IBM's AI agent Bob easily duped to run malware, researchers show

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Re: If only there was a way to run a separate process...

All based on the critical misunderstanding that LLMs have any sort of Artificial Intelligence. They don't, they're expensive pattern matching machines.

HSBC app takes a dim view of sideloaded Bitwarden installations

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Re: So is anyone actually happy with their bank's digital offerings?

Starling have been good for me. Personal and free business banking, with an API that I use for reconciling with my hand-written book-keeping system.

NatWest has a terrible app, and should generally be avoided, IMHO.

Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one

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Re: Pilots

My son has just taken delivery of a VR headset for flight simulation. The big monitor on his sim rig is potentially going now...

GOV.UK to unleash AI chatbot on confused citizens

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Since generative AI is essentially bullshit[*], why does the government think that providing bullshit as answers to questions is a Good Idea?

[*] https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10676-024-09775-5

Electric cars no more likely to flatten you than the noisy ones, study finds

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Kia e-Niro reversing sounds are illegal/illegal!

Our Kia e-Niro has sounds when it's moving slower than 20 km/h.

The nice thing is that it has a switch to turn the sounds off, really good at night or in slow-moving traffic jams.

The illegal thing is that it has a "beep beep" sound when reversing, as well as the "engine" noise. The "beep beep" is illegal in the UK for a reversing car. But if you turn the sounds off it's illegal because it doesn't have the required "engine" noise.

FWIW the "beep beep" is incredibly annoying, we can hear another Kia with the same noise several houses down the road! So we turn it off as a matter of course when reversing out of our driveway.

UK pushes ahead with facial recognition expansion despite civil liberties backlash

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"FRT" is presumably pronounced "Fart" ("F", "Ar","T")?

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