* Posts by Tuesday Is Soylent Green Day

123 posts • joined 9 Jan 2014


Infosys reduces employee bonuses after execs promised better profit margins

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He should lose his whole bonus for this phrase alone...

"...optimize various cost levers to drive efficiency..."

Philippines orders fraud probe after paying MacBook prices for slow Celeron laptops

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Taking lessons from South Africa

Looks like the Philippines Education Dept has been schooled in the art of corruption by the South African government. Any country that can make 1/3 of its GDP disappear into the pockets of cadres and their families and friends in just seven years would certainly be a welcome mentor to those of a corrupt bent.

A miserable work week spent toiling inside 'the metaverse'

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While everyone else is immersed....

I'll be busy picking their pockets.

You can buy a company. You can buy a product. Common sense? Trickier

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Just ask my late wife.....

....how much it cost to replace the pump and filter in the washing machine because she decided to use an electric screwdriver that basically over-torqued the installation screw right through the filter housing.......

Facebook exposes 'god mode' token that could siphon data

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Re: Simple Solution

Ha! I still have a copy of Mosaic SomethingPointSomething somewhere in my pile of IT detritus.

Cambodia cans critics of its snoopy Internet Gateway, says every nation has one

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When has the UN ever cared about human rights?

Let's face it, the UN is laughably lax when it comes to its members' human rights records. Piping up about "chilling effects" and "free speech" is a load of hooey for that dinosaur.

Real-time software? How about real-time patching?

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Re: Site Acceptance Test

Reminds me of a jaunt my son made to Singapore from South Africa just to pick up an important aircraft part for a client. 23 hours by air there, 6 hours of Singapore time, including the trip to and from the supplier, and 23 hours back. Apparently a grand time was had by none.

Feeling virtuous with a good old paperback? Well, don't. Switching to traditional media does not improve mood

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This ain't science

Despite what the authors may try to tell you, Communications and Economics or any other social "science" is not a real science.

UK Home Secretary delays Autonomy founder extradition decision to mid-December

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Re: 10 years on....

Kinda like that SCO thing that pops up once in a while when the news is slow.......

Ex Netflix IT ops boss pocketed $500k+ in bribes before awarding millions in tech contracts

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The makings of a great South African politician

He'd be right at home among the country's current ruling regime who have made an art form out of corruption.

Quixotic Californian crusade to officially recognize the hellabyte and hellagram is going hella nowhere

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While they're at it

We could include the amazeballsmetre, the cowabungagram and the yolobyte to this selection of prefixes based on words nobody with half a brain uses anymore.....

Theranos destroyed crucial subpoenaed SQL blood test database, can't unlock backups, prosecutors say

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The Hilary Clinton Defense

"Did you wipe the server?"

"What, you mean with a cloth? "

Laughter ensues and everyone is forgiven.

Deloitte's Autonomy auditor 'lost objectivity' when looking at Brit software firm's disputed books, says regulator

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Toilette and Douche again

Deloitte's escapades in South Africa are well documented, having been implicated in such recent financial scandals surrounding companies Steinhoff and Tongaat Hullett as well as the state power company ESKOM. Amazing how these turds are allowed to continue operating despite their flirtations, and sometimes outright love affairs, with graft and corruption.

University ordered to stop running women-only job ads

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Imagine that

Being told that exclusion based on gender is discriminatory. Next thing they'll be told is that basing it on race is also discriminatory. You'd think a uni would know better.

CSI: Xiaomi. Snappy Redmi Note 9 Pro shows every fingerprint, but at least you get bang for your buck

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Re: !!Stupid Question Alert!!

It doesn't matter which president is in charge. Crony capitalism is rampant on both sides of the floor.

Maybe there is hope for 2020: AI that 'predicts criminality' from faces with '80% accuracy, no bias' gets in the sea

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So Lombroso was wrong?

Who knew?

PC printer problems and enraged execs: When the answer to 'Hand over that floppy disk' is 'No'

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Re: Ah IT 'managers'

Nothing has changed in 20 years of IT management. I still fume over our It dept's idea of providing a fit-for-purpose pc to our graphic designer. 8GB of RAM running Windows 7 32-bit. Despite my repeated requests, they ignored the fact that it never worked well and was slower than frozen molasses and refused to upgrade the OS to 64-bit. 10 years later in the same organisation and they are still useless.

AI snatches jobs from DJs and warehouse workers, plus OpenAI and PyTorch sittin' in a tree, AI, AI, AI for you and me

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WKRP in Cincinnati predicted this

I seem to remember an episode where a glimpse into the future of radio showed just Herb Tarlek sitting alone at a desk while machines ran the rest of the radio station.......

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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as more computer parts go solid state, including hard drives, the less effective percussive maintenance becomes, a sad indictment of our throwaway society.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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Just in case....

I'll be wearing my tinfoil codpiece from now on.

Googlers fired after tracking colleagues working on US border cop projects. Now, if they had monetized that stalking...

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That only applies to the plebs

Not Google's own people.

We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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Reliability optional

“Apple has spent time and money to make Apple devices incredibly user friendly" but apparently not very reliable.

IBM, Microsoft and Linux Foundation link arms to fight patent trolls with 'multimillion' scheme

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Didn't Microsoft fund SCO in its Linux patent fight?

Asking for a friend.

When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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My current organisation is like that

My boss stores all of his work on his laptop. The inevitable happened. Now he has to convince our IT dept to somehow rescue his files from a dead drive. It maybe possible but probably won't be cheap. I have been telling him for 8 years to store his stuff on the server but no, he knows better......

For years we stored valuable HD corporate video footage on a 2TB external hard drive because our IT dept couldn't be arsed to give us some server room to store the files. Eventually I had the CEO threaten them and all of a sudden 5TB or dedicated regularly backed up storage appeared for our dept overnight.

Two things I hate the most is when nobody listens and when I end up being right because nobody listened.

Boffins don bad 1980s fashion to avoid being detected by object-recognizing AI cameras

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I have a crazy idea

How about a shirt that has a huge QR code that tricks the surveillance system into visiting a web site that then dumps a metric butt ton of trojans and stuff on it?

WeWork's Meetup slaps RSVP fees on events ‒ then tells everyone not to panic amid backlash

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Can't imagine why WeWork is tanking

and execs are jumping ship.....

In a touching show of solidarity with the NBA and Blizzard, Apple completely caves to China on HK protest app

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I'm sure the Chinese bots are lurking here

One can acquire a surprisingly large number of down votes ihere f you happen to criticise any of these companies or China.

Hey, I wrote this neat little program for you guys called the IMAC User Notification Tool

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Always boggled my mind

Why couldn't they just call themselves Kerr Wayne and save themselves all the embarrassment? Perhaps Mr Wayne's insistence on having his name first summed up the kind of person he really was......

Here's that hippie, pro-privacy, pro-freedom Apple y'all so love: Hong Kong protest safety app banned from iOS store

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Hopefully history will be the judge of Apple and Co

Its judgement should be harsh.

Two years ago, 123-Reg and NamesCo decided to register millions of .uk domains for customers without asking them. They just got the renewal reminders...

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'Tis a scam as old as the hills

That one's been around since before the Internet was a thing only back then it was for some bogus listing in a fax directory - send random companies something that looks like an invoice for something they didn't order and more often than not they were paid....

Our sales were to genuine customers, Autonomy ex-CEO Mike Lynch insists in court

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Re: I don't know if he's a crook or not, but...

Considering the number of recent corruption scandals involving Toilette and Douche, PrickswithCalculators and KPMG in South Africa I'd say you'd be better off trusting a Nigerian Prince.

Front-end dev cops to billing NSA $220,000 for hours he didn't work

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Re: Epic Chutzpah

It's government so people think its a pushover and that no-one checks. That perception persists even though technology has advanced to the point where such activity is easy and quick to detect.

This weekend you better read those ebooks you bought from Microsoft – because they'll be dead come early July

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Buy book. Use Calibre to strip out DRM and backup book. Use airplane mode on reader. Enjoy years of reading pleasure safe in the knowledge that not only can the distributor not take what you paid for, you can convert to any format you want.

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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"Kylie Jenner threw a Handmaid’s Tale themed birthday party.

Because nothing says “fun” like dressing up as women who are habitually raped and denied basic human rights."

Because nothing says delusional like SJWs who cannot differentiate between fantasy and reality.

Former HP CEO Léo Apotheker tells court he didn't read Autonomy's latest accounts before fated $11bn buyout

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Makes you wonder

What did he think his duties as a CEO were?

Apple hands keys for retail to HR boss amid flagging iPhone sales

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Put HR person in charge of sales

What could go wrong?

Euro eggheads call it: Facebook political ads do change voters' minds – and they worked rather well for Trump in 2016

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Trump was elected...

because the alternative was a thousand times worse.....

A basement of broken kit, zero budget – now get the team running

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I concur

I was once accused by an underling of suffering from sperm retention headaches which caused my continuously foul moods. Looking back I think she was right.

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Sounds like a 6 month gig my son had just after leaving school. His job was to set up iPads for use in various schools around the country. Since this was accomplished in bulk by a suitably equipped computer, he managed to get halfway through his 6 month allocation of iPads in about 1 month. His boss told him to slow down or else he would end up finishing long before the end of the contract period and would only get paid for the time he worked. Needless to say he took the advice and stretched the job out to its required maximum.

Alaskan borough dusts off the typewriters after ransomware crims pwn entire network

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Re: 1st rule of an IT system...

It must have been fun watching Millennials try to figure out how to use a typewriter....

Your phone may be able to clean up snaps – but our AI is much better at touching up, say boffins

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Re: Am I the only one...

At least they didn't choose to call it "nanotechnology". That one has been done to death.

The strange tale of an energy biz that suddenly became a blockchain upstart – and $1.4m now forfeited in sold shares

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Where have we seen this before?

The people throwing money at anything with blockchain in the name are probably the descendants of the ones who, 20 years ago, threw money at anything with dotcom in the name.

Google kills AdWords!

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Be thankful for the lack of symbolic explanation

Humans can be exposed only to so many paragraphs containing words such as SYNERGY and MATRIX and ENGAGEMENT and TOP OF MIND and PARADIGM and GOING FORWARD before their cerebral cortex shuts down and they die.

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

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@Elmer Phud

Really? You make this into a race issue? How about you go eff yourself?

Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside

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A boss i had long ago accused me of suffering from CRAFT disease. Can't Remember A F@#$ing Thing"

Sysadmin hailed as hero for deleting data from the wrong disk drive

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My first experience with a circular saw

saw me end up slicing right through the power cable. Thankfully tripped the house power but there was a loud bang.

‘I broke The Pentagon’s secure messaging system – and won an award for it!’

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And that, children, is how your grandpa started the war in Afghanistan.

39 episodes of 'CSI' used to build AI's natural language model

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"I'll create a GUI interface...

...using visual basic to track the killers IP address". I half expected them to include this priceless quote from CSI NY.

Microsoft's foray into phones was a bumbling, half-hearted fiasco, and Nadella always knew it

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Had a Samsung phone running Windows Mobile 6

Freakin' awful piece of crap that was unresponsive and equipped with a brain fart version of IE. Not sure if I should blame Microsoft or Samsung for that piece 'o shite but it put me off Windows phones permanently.



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