* Posts by Tuesday Is Soylent Green Day

106 posts • joined 9 Jan 2014


AI snatches jobs from DJs and warehouse workers, plus OpenAI and PyTorch sittin' in a tree, AI, AI, AI for you and me

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WKRP in Cincinnati predicted this

I seem to remember an episode where a glimpse into the future of radio showed just Herb Tarlek sitting alone at a desk while machines ran the rest of the radio station.......

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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as more computer parts go solid state, including hard drives, the less effective percussive maintenance becomes, a sad indictment of our throwaway society.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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Just in case....

I'll be wearing my tinfoil codpiece from now on.

Googlers fired after tracking colleagues working on US border cop projects. Now, if they had monetized that stalking...

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That only applies to the plebs

Not Google's own people.

We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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Reliability optional

“Apple has spent time and money to make Apple devices incredibly user friendly" but apparently not very reliable.

IBM, Microsoft and Linux Foundation link arms to fight patent trolls with 'multimillion' scheme

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Didn't Microsoft fund SCO in its Linux patent fight?

Asking for a friend.

When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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My current organisation is like that

My boss stores all of his work on his laptop. The inevitable happened. Now he has to convince our IT dept to somehow rescue his files from a dead drive. It maybe possible but probably won't be cheap. I have been telling him for 8 years to store his stuff on the server but no, he knows better......

For years we stored valuable HD corporate video footage on a 2TB external hard drive because our IT dept couldn't be arsed to give us some server room to store the files. Eventually I had the CEO threaten them and all of a sudden 5TB or dedicated regularly backed up storage appeared for our dept overnight.

Two things I hate the most is when nobody listens and when I end up being right because nobody listened.

Boffins don bad 1980s fashion to avoid being detected by object-recognizing AI cameras

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I have a crazy idea

How about a shirt that has a huge QR code that tricks the surveillance system into visiting a web site that then dumps a metric butt ton of trojans and stuff on it?

WeWork's Meetup slaps RSVP fees on events ‒ then tells everyone not to panic amid backlash

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Can't imagine why WeWork is tanking

and execs are jumping ship.....

In a touching show of solidarity with the NBA and Blizzard, Apple completely caves to China on HK protest app

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I'm sure the Chinese bots are lurking here

One can acquire a surprisingly large number of down votes ihere f you happen to criticise any of these companies or China.

Hey, I wrote this neat little program for you guys called the IMAC User Notification Tool

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Always boggled my mind

Why couldn't they just call themselves Kerr Wayne and save themselves all the embarrassment? Perhaps Mr Wayne's insistence on having his name first summed up the kind of person he really was......

Here's that hippie, pro-privacy, pro-freedom Apple y'all so love: Hong Kong protest safety app banned from iOS store

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Hopefully history will be the judge of Apple and Co

Its judgement should be harsh.

Two years ago, 123-Reg and NamesCo decided to register millions of .uk domains for customers without asking them. They just got the renewal reminders...

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'Tis a scam as old as the hills

That one's been around since before the Internet was a thing only back then it was for some bogus listing in a fax directory - send random companies something that looks like an invoice for something they didn't order and more often than not they were paid....

Our sales were to genuine customers, Autonomy ex-CEO Mike Lynch insists in court

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Re: I don't know if he's a crook or not, but...

Considering the number of recent corruption scandals involving Toilette and Douche, PrickswithCalculators and KPMG in South Africa I'd say you'd be better off trusting a Nigerian Prince.

Front-end dev cops to billing NSA $220,000 for hours he didn't work

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Re: Epic Chutzpah

It's government so people think its a pushover and that no-one checks. That perception persists even though technology has advanced to the point where such activity is easy and quick to detect.

This weekend you better read those ebooks you bought from Microsoft – because they'll be dead come early July

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Buy book. Use Calibre to strip out DRM and backup book. Use airplane mode on reader. Enjoy years of reading pleasure safe in the knowledge that not only can the distributor not take what you paid for, you can convert to any format you want.

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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"Kylie Jenner threw a Handmaid’s Tale themed birthday party.

Because nothing says “fun” like dressing up as women who are habitually raped and denied basic human rights."

Because nothing says delusional like SJWs who cannot differentiate between fantasy and reality.

Former HP CEO Léo Apotheker tells court he didn't read Autonomy's latest accounts before fated $11bn buyout

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Makes you wonder

What did he think his duties as a CEO were?

Apple hands keys for retail to HR boss amid flagging iPhone sales

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Put HR person in charge of sales

What could go wrong?

Euro eggheads call it: Facebook political ads do change voters' minds – and they worked rather well for Trump in 2016

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Trump was elected...

because the alternative was a thousand times worse.....

A basement of broken kit, zero budget – now get the team running

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I concur

I was once accused by an underling of suffering from sperm retention headaches which caused my continuously foul moods. Looking back I think she was right.

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Sounds like a 6 month gig my son had just after leaving school. His job was to set up iPads for use in various schools around the country. Since this was accomplished in bulk by a suitably equipped computer, he managed to get halfway through his 6 month allocation of iPads in about 1 month. His boss told him to slow down or else he would end up finishing long before the end of the contract period and would only get paid for the time he worked. Needless to say he took the advice and stretched the job out to its required maximum.

Alaskan borough dusts off the typewriters after ransomware crims pwn entire network

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Re: 1st rule of an IT system...

It must have been fun watching Millennials try to figure out how to use a typewriter....

Your phone may be able to clean up snaps – but our AI is much better at touching up, say boffins

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Re: Am I the only one...

At least they didn't choose to call it "nanotechnology". That one has been done to death.

The strange tale of an energy biz that suddenly became a blockchain upstart – and $1.4m now forfeited in sold shares

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Where have we seen this before?

The people throwing money at anything with blockchain in the name are probably the descendants of the ones who, 20 years ago, threw money at anything with dotcom in the name.

Google kills AdWords!

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Be thankful for the lack of symbolic explanation

Humans can be exposed only to so many paragraphs containing words such as SYNERGY and MATRIX and ENGAGEMENT and TOP OF MIND and PARADIGM and GOING FORWARD before their cerebral cortex shuts down and they die.

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

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@Elmer Phud

Really? You make this into a race issue? How about you go eff yourself?

Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside

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A boss i had long ago accused me of suffering from CRAFT disease. Can't Remember A [email protected]#$ing Thing"

Sysadmin hailed as hero for deleting data from the wrong disk drive

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My first experience with a circular saw

saw me end up slicing right through the power cable. Thankfully tripped the house power but there was a loud bang.

‘I broke The Pentagon’s secure messaging system – and won an award for it!’

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And that, children, is how your grandpa started the war in Afghanistan.

39 episodes of 'CSI' used to build AI's natural language model

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"I'll create a GUI interface...

...using visual basic to track the killers IP address". I half expected them to include this priceless quote from CSI NY.

Microsoft's foray into phones was a bumbling, half-hearted fiasco, and Nadella always knew it

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Had a Samsung phone running Windows Mobile 6

Freakin' awful piece of crap that was unresponsive and equipped with a brain fart version of IE. Not sure if I should blame Microsoft or Samsung for that piece 'o shite but it put me off Windows phones permanently.

Monkey selfie case settles for a quarter of future royalties

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People Extorting Toonies for Apes

I leave now, eh?

Private sub captain changes story, now says reporter died, was 'buried at sea' – torso found

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The Gilligan's Island Theme

+1 for that

Google diversity memo: Web giant repudiates staffer's screed for 'incorrect assumptions about gender'

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We all know "diversity" is bollocks

“A diverse mix of voices leads to better discussions, decisions, and outcomes for everyone.” Actually they lead to the censorship of those with alternative but equally valid viewpoints. You just have to observe 3rd Wave feminists and BLM in action to know that this is true.

Uber wants your top tips to mend its rotten image

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Re: Tips

Never play cards with a man called Doc

Never eat at a place called Mom's

Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own

Teen girl who texted boyfriend to kill himself guilty of manslaughter

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Re: Stupid but? @Version 1.0

- "In the USA, color (sic) has everything to do with it - we just pretend that it doesn't." -

No, in the USA, colour has nothing to do with it and you just pretend that it does.

Sharp claims Hisense reverse-ferreted its US telly licence deal

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So has every other "name" brand

I can't think of a formerly high quality "name" brand that hasn't sold its soul to the cheap knock offs. Pioneer? Sansui? Akai? Oh how you have fallen....

US copyright law shake-up: Days of flinging stuff on the web and waiting for a DMCA may be over

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Re: Lawyers arguing for money over sound and light waves

I suffered through that lump of crap not knowing that it was directed by M Night Iamasham. That detail alone would have stopped me from wasting precious hours watching what must have been an April Fools joke that got out of hand.

User loses half of a CD-ROM in his boss's PC

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Re: Copywriter as IT Support

It was faster but the data didn't always reach the intended target.

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Copywriter as IT Support

Way way back in my younger days as an ad agency copywriter (sometime in the very early '90s), I made the mistake of mentioning my hobby of working on PCs (or rather PC; being my personal one at home that I regularly upgraded and modded as needed for the purposes of gaming and such). Management saw this as a way of getting IT support without the hassle of actually hiring an IT person so somehow the job of regularly telling people to hit reboot; asking them if they actually turned their PC on when they complain that their machine is not doing anything; asking them if they turned the printer on when they complain that the printer is not doing anything; and refilling the ink tanks of the inkjet printer until the cartridges fell to pieces because management was too cheap to buy replacements, fell on me.

The printer was shared using a print sharing dongle which rarely worked properly. More often than not it was easier to copy the file to stiffy and take it to the accounting department where the kind bookkeeping lady, who had a dedicated printer, would print the files out.

My favourite was the company's network, called FrisbeeNet because it consisted of copying files to a stiffy disk and hurling it across the room to the recipient.

Good times.

User jams up PC. Literally. No, we don't know which flavour

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Never underestimate the foolishness of the average user. Really, don't.

Dungeons & Dragons finally going digital

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Gawd that takes me back to my teens

I am a 50 year old nerd.

User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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Re: Ah yes indeed.

Conversely, I work for a gov agency and our IT department is truly hopeless. The length of time for requests to get attended to can be measured in weeks and not a single computer in our organisation (and there are at least 400 of them) is configured correctly. The worst was out graphic designer's machine. They were supposed to upgrade Windows to 64-bit version so the whole 8 gigs of RAM could be used and 64-bit Photoshop could be installed. Requested, begged, demanded but nothing. The machine, a quad core i7 should have run well but it was a performance dog because of misconfigurations. If something in my dept needs IT attention I do it myself because its faster and I know it will be done right.

Not disparaging those IT folk who go above and beyond. I have utmost respect for them. Just saying that my particular one is as useful as the mammaries on a bull.

Jesse Jackson to Apple CEO Cook: Hire black

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Famous Race Hustler Hustles Race

Colour me surprised.

Sysadmin's sole client was his wife – and she queried his bill

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Two Rules Apply

1. Never work for someone you are related to.

2. Never do something that would risk the downgrading or overall disappearance of one's marital relations.

Gulp! Drones dodge spray from California's gaping moist glory hole

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One hell of a water slide

for the suicidally inclined

Possible reprieve for the venerable A-10 Warthog

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Money well saved?

It's a cold day in Iraq before the US DoD considers the option of saving money. As long as the US has breathing taxpayers, the DoD will have a captive, immortal cash cow.

Cheer up Samsung! You might get back $400m for copying the iPhone

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Re: Ersatz Scamsung

"Anti-Apple people can resent Apple all they like - but they are are a dying breed."

This line alone made me realise what an idiot you are.



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