* Posts by myhandler

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El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

myhandler

You need to get an experienced traditional newspaper typographer involved. Someone who understands vertical rules.

Front page is hideous, yet strikingly characterless.

Body pages - meh - don't make the mostly pointless feature pic so damn big.

Um, site is not even responsive?

By the Rivers of Babylon, where the Antikythera Mechanism laid down

myhandler

pedantic point to journalist who wrote:

"...anyone who's watched even the doggrel version of history on offer in 300..."

firstly the word is doggerel

secondly it means rough poetry or verse usually comic

nothing to do with history..

knowledge gets lost through carelessness as well

As-a-service upstarts will KILL OFF THE CORPORATES?

myhandler

I'm a one man company and before that was freelance.

There are massive benefits to the firm structure - "firm memory" is important.. not just "where did you put that" but "how did we handle this three years ago". Sure people leave and things are forgotten - but some long term memory is beneficial.

(Ironically as a long term freelancer I did hold that role on some projects in a large company I was at for too long.. )

Pure outsourcing? Anyone tried it ? It can take as long to manage as to get the job done locally - the load on the manager is doubled, so it only becomes practical on larger projects - and you have to ensure the contractor is then re-contactable in the future - otherwise new person has to learn it all from scratch.

Only problem with firms is the required bureaucracy and nuber of people you may dislike

The next big thing in medical science: POO TRANSPLANTS

myhandler

It's science - the number of "ooh isn't this pongy" jokes in the article only serve to make it clear how the Register should get off it's end of the pier comedy routine sometimes.

BBC reported on this topic months ago.

Dodgy thruster won't stop Philae hurtling toward comet showdown

myhandler

Re: Live from Mission Control. Continued.

"Patrick Moore and Walter Cronkite must be spinning in their orbits."

yes but alternatively we might have a hyper excited Maggie Aderin-Pocock (Dr)

Cure for death (by PowerPoint) emerges from Japan

myhandler

Re: Easiest way to avoid DbPP...

Every meeting must expand to fill its allotted time slot - that's optimal use of "time slot" and "room book" commodities.

HUGE SHARK as big as a WWII SUBMARINE died out, allowing whales to exist

myhandler

X craft were in fact known as "midget submarines", but who wants to get in the way of a headline.

Not remotely the size of a big whale.

(My 'ordinal number' cousin was in that Tirpitz raid - one of those who didn't come back.)

Kingston's aviation empire: From industry firsts to Airfix heroes

myhandler

Eh, this is weird - my luxury office is in the featured Siddeley House - if I'd known El Reg were taking pics you could have had a guided tour - fyi, it's not owned by Serviced Offices but by a private landlord who cares for the building, no expense spared.

(trivia point: my parents knew Tommy Sopwith)

When I moved in I researched the aviation history thoroughly - yes, there should be more than the odd plaque, but what?

Smart meters in UK homes will only save folks a lousy £26 a year

myhandler

Yes, but think how useful they will be for people to make comparative tests on their old (evil) high power vacuum cleaner against a new low power one.

We can then go round the house, using the finger wipe test, to see how much dust is left behind versus power consumed and time taken and then moan at the EU for banning the sale of high power machines.

Have they calculated how many nuclear power stations of energy (nuckergs) it will take to manufacture these things?

Dolby Atmos is coming home and it sounds amazing

myhandler

Re: About time

Re Arnold L's comment > For some time I've thought it strange that we are forced to take the mix that a sound engineer deems appropriate.

You really think anyone apart from a music nerd is going to bother?

I spend a lot of time messing around in audio mixing DAWs, as an amateur - to do it just for the hell of it will not catch on.

MYSTERIOUS Siberia CRATER: ALIENS or METEOR not involved, officials insist

myhandler

Um - nothing to say or show how big it actually is?

10 metres wide ? 100?

Needs a yak herder peering in to give scale.

Not your father's spam: Trojan slingers attach badness to attachment WITHIN attachment

myhandler

>>Upatre can be likened to a sherpa in the world of cybercrime, setting up a base camp for assaults by other cybercrime tools on weakly secured systems.

Dreadful simile.

A sherpa leads people to safety.

Facebook hacks out PHP alternative

myhandler

re: " At a previous company we got a consultant in to produce a web application for us, and we stipulated it be written in Java and use our existing data access layer."

I'm afraid its 100% down to bad management on you or your bosses part, and a fail from the guy employed to do the job - but it's no fault of PHP whatsoever.

MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide

myhandler

Re: Smartphones

poor in South East Asia?

there's plenty of poor people, but there's lots of well off middle class and lots of very wealthy in the cities - who all have the latest gizmos

Fire > ditched > pings are from seabed

BuzzGasm: 9 Incredible Things You Never Knew About PLIERS!

myhandler

I want to know why plumber's wrenches have been left out of the pitctures. Is there something unsavoury about them?

Muslim clerics issue fatwa banning the devout from Mars One 'suicide' mission

myhandler

Anyway apart from the launch , the landing and the few first steps, it's not going get a mass tv audience for months and months is it? Look how interest waned on the Apollo missions and the Moon is big in the sky.

(Unless they maybe do it all in the studio and add some bug eyed monsters .. oh what ? really..? )

The cleric is just another ego fattened twat getting himself publicity.

Ancient video of Steve Jobs launching the first Apple Mac found

myhandler

Umatic : "defunct"?

It's a professional format still widely in use 10-15 years ago, if not now.

To call it defunct is like saying paper is defunct - there must be millions of tapes unconverted to digital.

Apple’s Mac turns 30: How Steve Jobs’ baby took its first steps

myhandler

In 1987 the Mac changed my life - quite literally. Working in design, one arrived at the place I worked , with a freelance operator.

Previously I'd [luckily] turned down the offer of buying for the company a closed system DTP typesetter - made by god knows who...

So I saw the Mac and thought 'yeah glorified typesetter big deal..'

Next week I wanted something graphic done, thinking it might take till the next day to fit it in.

The operator said 'oh, ok hold on' switched to a draw package (this was pre Illustrator 88, so must have been Aldus Freehand).. and went biff baff boff and the thing I wanted came out of the printer.

It really was a revelation.

I became a Mac wiz, then a multimedia wiz and now a web nerd.

Thank you Apple - I may not touch your Macs with a bargepole now, but without that moment I'd have missed the future.

Boffins measure 27 quantum states of light

myhandler

I read a book ages ago where Russian physicist Lazar Mayants said that QM theory was a result of misinterpreting the maths and that it was misleading.. he was described as 'fringe'.. but maybe he was closer. (Just think what this could do for the climate debate..)

Optical Express 'ruined my life' attack site wins Nominet takedown battle

myhandler

Re: Glasses here

Optical Express spam me with numerous texts.. never been near them.

@MJI: wait till you get a bit older and your close vison will deteriorate to a 1 inch depth of field starting 2 inches from your nose.. mine has.

I've worn glasses (and spells of contacts) for short sight for years (-7) , but now I'd rather get the long sight fixed - makes any close up work a nightmare of glasses on / glasses off, then nose flat against the thing I'm peering at.

I really need an expanded set with different strenghts, two isn't enough..

Pity the watch makers of 200 years ago as they got old..

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