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Unauthorised RAC staffer harvested customer details then sold them to accident claims management company

myhandler

Re: These type of activity is a plague on humanity

Yep - I had a claims adjustment guy, phoning from Liverpool when I live in London, saying " Now we've inspected your lovely motor all you need to do is approve this..."

You'd think I had a flash Jag or a Beemer, nope.

Nothing to link him to the insuracne company either.

Techies start growing an Alphabet-wide labor union: 200-plus sign up, only tens of thousands more to go

myhandler

Re: Interesting

What you really mean is 40 years experience of the American dream.

Elon Musk says he tried to sell Tesla to Apple, which didn’t bite and wouldn't even meet

myhandler

Re: You read it here first

Nah, it'll be a square steering wheel with round corners.

See 'Austin Allegro'

Raven geniuses: Four-month-old corvids have similar cognitive abilities to great apes at same age, study finds

myhandler

Re: Octopi are

Yep that's the book I got my information from. Book is not as much of a study as I'd hoped but not bad. It does discuss our avian friends.

myhandler

Re: Social is the key

Octopi are not social animals. They eat each other and rarely congregate. However their processing system is distributed, it's not just in the brain area.: limbs can act semi-autonomously - I bet that gets them thinking.

The revolution will not be televised because my television has been radicalised

myhandler

Sadly there's very few newspapers with good in-depth coverage any more. Here in the UK The Independent died a few years ago - its website is hell on earth with thousands of ads. The Graun? The paper gets thinner and thinner and it's not a patch on the pre-Lebedev Independent.

Test tube babies: Virgin Hyperloop pops pair of staffers in a pod, shoots them along 500m vacuum tunnel

myhandler

Re: Logistical Challenges

There'll be a short section of tube that opens to the air like a tube train station. I will work like an spaceship airlock. Then maybe plenty of sub sections that can each be isolated if there's a problem, the locks open and close automatically if a train approaches.

I can't believe your comment - how do you think railways manage to avoid collisions? Ok it fails sometimes but not often.

Getting 28 pods in and out is easy to automate - look at the food industry programmes on TV, e.g. Ocado warehouses, where everything is on automated lines.

Let's... drawer a veil over why this laser printer would decide to stop working randomly

myhandler

Long, long ago in the days of SE30 Macs, a user said her machine kept switching off while she was typing. It kept happening day after day. In the end I got a cup of coffee and sat with her while she typed. She was one of those hyped up people who fidget and she swung her lower leg so her fancy pointy shoe tapped against the power switch just enough to kill it.

A year later she had a go at me for not double checking her sums when we placed her 'maths' in a business proposal. A marketing exec in case you wondered.

Congrats, Meg Whitman, another multi-billion-dollar write-off for the CV: Her web vid upstart Quibi implodes

myhandler

"Always pivot" - that's all you need to know.

Typical. Museum of London Docklands display would be ready to set sail were it not for no-show cast member

myhandler

Re: Ah the heady days of Director

I always thought Director and Lingo would make a great way for kids to learn about coding and simple animating. Go the frame, yeah!

What a Hancock-up: Excel spreadsheet blunder blamed after England under-reports 16,000 COVID-19 cases

myhandler

Re: CSV?

Ceci n'est pas une pipe?

The perils of building a career on YouTube: Guitar teacher's channel nearly deleted after music publisher complains

myhandler

Happened to two people on a musician's synth forum, that they and I have been members of for years. Not some random comment off Farsebk. I could email one of the people now if you want?

myhandler

FWIW: if you post a piece of classical music to YouTube, that you have *recreated using synthesisers* you will get a take down notice from Wendy Carlos' lawyers. The system is out of control.

Adobe Illustrator's open source rival Inkscape delivers v1.0.1 - with experimental Scribus PDF export

myhandler

Haha - I did that in Thailand in a Thai version of Illustrator, I was a shortcut user, so it took a few tries to find the n'th item down in the fourth menu across! (Commerical printing if you must know).

myhandler

Re: Shooting themselves in the foot to save their hand

I've been using Illustrator since version 88 (you may not believe it but in 1988 they chose '88' rather than version 2 or 3 or whatever).

Scribus is usable, but not at all refined, not even to QuarkXpress standard as it was in 1988. (Yes I've used more recent versions).

But why is this export not just a straight "Export as PDF"?

As for Freehand - oh, the delights of orphaned Freehand EPS files that can't be edited!

Illustrator has a very good interface, better than Photoshop, shame about the rental license.

Highways England primes market for £2bn tech spend as part of massive investment in crumbling roads network

myhandler

More "Smart" motorways ?

Miles and miles of 50 mph average speed limits, that take months to complete and all you get are fancier road warning signs.

And no hard shoulder for added extra accidents, so they can show off the new signage.

Facebook accused of trying to bypass GDPR, slurp domain owners' personal Whois info via an obscure process

myhandler

faecesbook.net is available for only $7

Ex-eBay security execs among six charged with harassing, threatening bloggers who dared criticize web tat souk

myhandler

So Kenton in Devs was based on these guys? Nice.

25 years of PHP: The personal web tools that ended up everywhere

myhandler

Re: Frameworks

Yep I give you Laravel - complicating a well organised set of custom code into thousands of sub sections just for the sake of making the job harder. meh. And don't get me on bloody Twig.

Nice wallpaper you've got there. It would be a shame if it bricked your phone

myhandler

Ah the Tweet thread is fun - full of people defying the instructions and seeing if it really 'works'.

And then they video the result.

NHS contact-tracing app is best in the world, says VMware CEO... whose company helped build it

myhandler

Re: Why the heck not a UK developed app?

*Union Jack tin foil hats are also available.

The iMac at 22: How the computer 'too odd to succeed' changed everything ... for Apple, at least

myhandler

Re: Remember when *everything* was translucent "Bondi Blue"?

Yeah I had a modem in transparent blue plastic, it did 14,400 Baud and was for my Quadra 840.

These iMacs came along a good few years after the funky SGI boxes. My Quadra was contemporary to those.

Thanks Apple, but I went to Windows just after the iMacs arrived. Macs, even the big ones, were too slow for 3d rendering (plus the 3d software for Macs sucked).

As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother

myhandler

White is the colour of death in China and red is the colour of good luck and energy.

Forget tabs – the new war is commas versus spaces: Web heads urged by browser devs to embrace modern CSS

myhandler

FF5

Custard yellow to express my excitement.

So how do the coronavirus smartphone tracking apps actually work and should you download one to help?

myhandler

Re: Maybe I have missed the point

The thing is countries should have opened new factories to manufacture this stuff, PPE in particular. They haven't. (Yes I know there's a big lead time on injection moulding).

However when every country needs the same stuff at the same time, in large quantities, there are going to be *lots* of problems.

myhandler

What's inexplicable about a Chinese user's phone suddenly going Red in the middle of the day when at work?

Nothing.

Someone else just got marked infected, the coordinate records show the two had been in close proximity.

NASA's classic worm logo returns for first all-American trip to ISS in years: Are you a meatball or a squiggly fan?

myhandler

Re: I worked for that outfit for 33 years

Nothing mean spirited or trivial about it - it's very bad communcation to use two different logos on one thing. Shouldn't use two diffferent logos at the same time either.

Brand identity has knock on effects. Using two logos clearly displays that the organisation is NOT a single integrated, coordinated entity.

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

myhandler

You had a cold not flu.

myhandler

Re: But I don't have a so-called "smart" phone.

Who going to want to contact him?

Freedom of Information coverup clerk stung for £2k after deleting council audio recording

myhandler

I bet someone else put her up to it and the spineless toe rag agreed. Clearly not fit to hold that position and must now resign.

London's top cop dismisses 'highly inaccurate or ill informed' facial-recognition critics, possibly ironically

myhandler

On another occasion an old guy in the East End who was carrying a table leg wrapped in cloth. He was taking the leg home to repair it. They thought it was a gun.

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

myhandler

Re: Sigh.

Great until car in front slows unexpectedly and you drive into it.

After just one phone, Essential Products ascends to the great venture capitalist in the sky

myhandler

How much money did they burn through and whose money was it ? VCs?

Just curious..

Feel free to use the Bozo approved term 'spaffed' in any reply.

This AI is full of holes: Brit council fixes thousands of road cracks spotted by algorithm using sat snaps

myhandler

They just need to nip over to Blackburn now. They were told about those holes 50 years ago.

Iowa has already won the worst IT rollout award of 2020: Rap for crap caucus app chaps in vote zap flap

myhandler

Re: Don't blame the users for the app failure

Tell that to Labour UK and their process to pick Jezza's replacement. But I s'pose automatng it takes all the fun and potential candidate cock-ups out of it. Bozza ya knobhead - how about it?

SF tech biz forks out $146m in fines, settlements after painkiller makers bribed it to design medical software that pushed opioids to patients

myhandler

There must be one or two doctors involved who'd signed the Hippocratic oath.

And the bastards are going to take over the UK in all manner of chlorinated ways. FFS.

Thunderbird is go: Mozilla's email client lands in a new nest

myhandler

FYI: FairEmail app for Android is good as a mobile client if you want to avoid the great beast Goog-it-up.

myhandler

Re: I've stopped using it

TB stores your email text so that a stemming algorithm can search it looking for word roots.

If you search for 'Weds' hoping to find Wednesday abbreviations it will also show 'wedding'.

If TB simply added a verbatim option it would make it much more usable. The filtering on search results is also very clunky. I have 10 years of emails and it's a pain to find anything without 20 clicks. Other than that TB is very good.

Stiff upper lip time, Brits: After bullying France to drop its digital tax on Silicon Valley, Trump's coming for you next

myhandler

Re: He's threatening Italy as well

Which rather highlights the problem of having the one size fits all economic policy, as dictated by single currency Euro. I'm a remainer but the problems aren't going to go away anytime soon.

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

myhandler

Re: I went to the bank on Saturday...

You can still do it for free though... it accepts W7 keys

myhandler

Re: yes, yes...

My screen is ok but it's a default blue MS thing. Got 10 on a dual boot SSD but can't bring myself to make that jump yet. Maybe tomorrow. Fuck tiles.

You're not Boeing to believe this: Yet another show-stopping software bug found in ill-fated 737 Max airplanes

myhandler

Re: Isn't THIS why we've got to teach 2nd-graders how to "code", rather than how to think?

Almost all degrees used to do this - including arts and humanities. It's the modern vocational degrees that tend to forget the 'why' question.

Step away from that Windows 7 machine, order UK cyber-cops: It's not safe for managing your cash digitally

myhandler

I consider myself a power user and switching is really difficult. As a Mac fanboy from 1988 to around 1998, the s/w I needed was Windows only so I moved over.. and recently doing a project requiring a Mac has been a pain. There's nothing I like about the experience. I even asked some Mac experts I know for usability tips but it was "Oh, no, I don't think you can do that."

Privacy activists beg Google to ban un-removable bloatware from Android

myhandler

From what I've read Google are keen on Android One being taken up - a clean base install with minimal bloat - just the one utility app on my Nokia - and it makes it easier for Google to roll out updates. Only a few Motorola and the Nokai range on it I think - but of course still Google's own bloat on there.

The Nokia 3.2 is a phone your nan will love: One camera's more than enough, darling

myhandler

Nokia 7.1 is available *new* online for £120 - it must be unsold stock but meh. A little older than this but much better spec all round - works for me.

Blackout Bug: Boeing 737 cockpit screens go blank if pilots land on specific runways

myhandler

There's a video online of it burning in the night sky as it comes down. Big fire on board.

From Soviet to science fiction icon, the weird life of Isaac Asimov 100 years on

myhandler

Re: He certainly wasn’t misogynist in his science fiction..

You "read" EE Doc Smith? - I gave up on chapter two of whatever book it was - absolute trash.

Google security engineer says she was fired for daring to remind Googlers they do indeed have labor rights

myhandler

Re: Companies have no God-given right to exist

And here you are invoking a straw man on " businesses will find ways to not employ people, or not operate in your jurisdiction/market, or at all."

Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands

myhandler

I always remember being called "Einstein" in a broad Hampshire twang as I pushed a broom around a factory. Quite proud of that.

If you want an example of how user concerns do not drive software development, check out this Google-backed API

myhandler

Re: No Chrome,...

Sadly this is how things work on the www - one player comes to the top and everything else falls by the wayside. The web accelerates the creation of monopolies.

Being able to operate with impunity across borders means the majors can evade much legislation.

Without state interevention we, the public, are stuffed, done up like a kipper and hung out to dry.

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