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AI slop writing has taken over the internet, particularly LinkedIn and X

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You might not use soc media but FFS use paragraphs

Singaporean sovereign wealth fund Temasek thinks AI is going to pay off

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You omitted the word 'docile'.

Everything that is not permitted is forbidden.

How the AI bubble could pop and take down the global economy, according to the BIS

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South sea bubble! And Darien gap which hit a lot of Scots investors c.250 years ago

Feds freaked over Fable 5 after simple 'fix this code' prompt, not jailbreak, says researcher

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Re: Stunt

Apologies - I upvoted this when the upvote count was a sublime '52'

I had to change it to a downvote to retain the 52

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

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On the home page some of the thumbnails have the photo above the text and some have the text above the photo. Come on - this is elementary stuff to get right.

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It's not any better to use after a few days.

You NEED to align the blocks up horizontally on home page desktop view.

But I bet your readership numbers are showing that.

Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows

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Re: If only Linux was as simple...

Yep tried LInux three or four times.

I can do CLI and for work it's ok, but for the OS? GTFOOH.

I was a Mac fanboy till around 2000 - but then the software I needed was Windows only and I'd never gelled with OSX so I was happy to move.

I had a project a few years ago where Docker was not playing nicely on Windows so I got a MiniMac for the project.

Damn I hated it. There were things I had set up in WIndwos that I couldn't do on Mac. I asked two mac experts I knew they both said "um no I don't think you can do that".

You'd think after using that Mac for four months I'd at least get to be neutral about it but no.

Trouble is I've avoided W11 so far - so who knows that the future holds. I've seen more garbage popping up on W10 recently.

Looks like I will have to bite the Linux bullet and add WINE so I can run my vintage paid for Photoshop and Illustrator - I don't need no effing Adobe sub either, my versions are from 2007 and have everything I need.

Firefox 149 adds a free VPN and finally plays nice with Linux dialogs

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Do any browsers apart from Opera allow you to save a thumbnail from a page when you save a bookmark?

It's incredibly useful if you're looking to buy a car or house and saving the contenders.

(Opera's free VPN is painfully slow)

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There's a large artist supplies company in the U.S that rejects any UK access AND any VPN access

No warning message juat 'access denied'. Madness

https://www.michaels.com/

DWP finds Copilot saves civil servants a whopping 19 minutes a day

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Re: Costly placebo

Yay, you got an "irregardless" in there

How an experienced developer teamed up with Claude to create Elo programming language

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So there'll be a language for every type of action?

language-model–view–controller? kewl

Gmail preparing to drop POP3 mail fetching

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A very good email client for Android is "FairEmail"

Open source, well maintained and focussed on privacy.

Meta's SAM bot keeps 'em separated as it isolates voices and instruments from audio clips

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Re: Resolve

Noise removal is not the same thing at all.

I'm surprised at the uninformed comments on here.

Stem splitters have been around a couple of years and are now in a lot of products e.g. Apple's Logic (pro audio workstation software).

Far from perfect but can split a pop tune into guitar bass drums vocal with the rest as one track

UK digital ID plan gets a price tag at last – £1.8B

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They insist on two documents as a cross check - much like 2FA

De-duplicating the desktops: Let's come together, right now

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Re: Always looking the wrong way at the wrong thing.

Integrated calendar wasn't available in Tbird back when the OP's story was set.

It also took Mozilla several years to get it running reliably when it was finally integrated

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

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Maybe this is the first test by AI to see how panicked the humans get.

OpenAI's ChatGPT is so popular that almost no one will pay for it

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Re: The Freemium pricing problem

So you put a value on your text but you don't put a value on the artist who created the images it stole from?

We're all going to be paying AI's Godzilla-sized power bills

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How long till it suggests burning the books to spin the turbines?

AI gets more 'meh' as you get to know it better, researchers discover

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Right, so not unlike using the I Ching to get a different viewpoint?

Windows 10 refuses to go gentle into that good night

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Every time I tried to apply for the extended service "feature" it said:

"Sorry this service is not available, please try later"

Google, Meta and Vodafone want smartphone-makers to reduce their bandwidth bills

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But the phone manufacturers make the default video resolution HD or 4k and none of it ever needs to be seen at that resolution.

Ok not none, 0.0001% might need high res.

KPMG wrote 100-page prompt to build agentic TaxBot

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If this base level work is handled by AI how will the new hires acquire the in-depth knowledge and experience they need?

Real estate agents use the power of AI to command plumbing, layout to disappear

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Re: Real estate double speak

nestled - every damn place is nestled

Reddit is people! Which means its search might not be so damaged by AI slop

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Re: Have you ever searched for anything on Reddit ?

There are several science specialised topics where I've found helpful and well informed contributors.

Stay away from popular culture and opinion based arguments and it can be very good.

Quora OTOH is pants.

Problem PC had graybeards stumped until trainee rummaged through trash

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User complained her computer kept switching off randomly.

I went to see her at her desk, I noticed she was a fidgeter, then I noticed she had long pointy shoes and she was nervously swinging her leg.. just enough to hit the mains plug in the wall and momentarily cut the power.

Kaseya CEO: Why AI adoption is below industry expectations

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What world are we in where the guy feels he must apologise for having a Breughel on the wall?

The moral of the piece being a jest at the two legged ape's vanity.

Surely you and your boss don't work for Musk?

Brain activity much lower when using AI chatbots, MIT boffins find

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It is EXACTLY the art of writing, or the task of explaining to someone else, that makes facts stick.

I read science books, as I'm sure a lot here do, but it doesn't stick at all well unless I make notes.

Techie fixed a ‘brown monitor’ by closing a door for a doctor

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Re: Radiology room colours

Well yes, reductio ad absurdum can always be demonstrated.

But I recall out of date and useless PPE material being a major news item a few years ago

Europe plots escape hatch from enshittification of search

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Re: UDM14

I think you mean "verbatim" , found in the Results dropdown, which is itself hidden till you click 'Tools'

And yes Google are tools.

BUT you can't make it the default AFAIK

Several years ago you could but effing Google stopped that, "Oh no, we can't make things easy, our mission is to spew garbage at you"

Still browsing like it's 1999: Fresh tools that keep vintage Macs online and weirdly alive

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I'd rather have my LC475 back than my Quadra 840 AV - or even my G3

Specsavers takes off the Oracle glasses, sees better ERP options

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I went to a branch in a Surrey town and said "Why don't you look up my prescription from last year, it was done at the Chiswick branch?"

"Oh no we can't access anything else"

So the sytem isn't very integrated.

The franchise owner's daughter thought she was the boss even if she was only in a sales role and went round supervising everyone.

Watching it got very annoying.

UK's first permanent facial recognition cameras installed in South London

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You're forgetting the special Met filter that removes "all our mates"

Vivaldi bakes Proton VPN into browser to boost privacy

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Opera's had a free VPN for several years. Not that fast but it works

A closer look at Dynamo, Nvidia's 'operating system' for AI inference

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Shouldn't the headline be:

A closer look at Dynamo, Nvidia's 'operating system' for AI interference

Frack to the future? Geothermal energy pitched as datacenter savior

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Much simpler to use geothermal for residential heating. It has to pass more regulatory hurdles and a lot are closed loop so the circulating injected water never leaves the underground pipes.

Here's a scheme up and running in Wandsworth London:

https://www.sseenergysolutions.co.uk/news-and-insights/case-studies/wandsworth-riverside-heat-network.

They also have to remain under the property footprint so they don't extract heat from their neighbours' land.

Cloudflare's bot bouncer blocks weirdo browsers

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Re: power without responsibility

@John Klos - yes I don't know what I'm doing at all - the site does over $10 mill business p.a. so something is ok

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Re: power without responsibility

I manage a medium size site and putting it through Cloudflare was the solution for stopping the multitude of DDOS bot attacks.

It has its uses.

Tech jobs are now white-collar trades that need apprentices, not a career crawl

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Re: Communication "Preferences"

You and I can read much faster but many people prefer a video.

I've recently been documenting a porject and have written a 36 page PDF with plentiful screen grabs.

I've now had to do videos for the damn thing.. and you know what.. they do show a lot of steps in much better ways - the watcher can follow the pointer and see exactly what happens.

But I don't make stupid jokes, play silly jingles or put up images that are meant to elicit laughs. There's no sponsor, no begging to subscribe and I keep them as short as possible.

Text for the bright ones, videos for everyone else (lol)

Techie pointed out meetings are pointless, and was punished for it

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Re: "Blackcurrants" or "Currants, Black"?

Did pineapples get queried?

Loken: An easy interactive way to better looking websites

myhandler

As a DAW user and owner of a hardware modular this sounds both interesting and curious, even if he's overstretched his metaphor.

Crimelords and spies for rogue states are working together, says Google

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Pot meet kettle

Doctor Who theme added to national sound archive to honor innovation, longevity

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Re: his composing skills, which he used to create the theme for Steptoe and Son

Ah, but the Steptoe and Son tune inspired Syd and the Floyd's Interstellar Overdrive

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Re: A question of arrangement as much as attribution

No mate, it's the melody and overall structure that gets the royalty not the arrangement.

Ron G was very impressed by it.

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It did. I heard it the second week and yes, halfway through the programme I hid behind the sofa.

Black and white was much more scary.

I read that Ron was astonished by what Delia had done and thought she should have half the writing credit.

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Re: One good sanction deserves another

US bad, Russia to the power of muchivich worse - does that help?

WordPress bans WP Engine from sponsoring or participating in user groups

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A 40k project on Wordpress? Wrong platform mate.

Have we stopped to think about what LLMs actually model?

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I've always thought that if it can't fart, doesn't throw up when it's drunk and doesn't see friends and family die, then it's no better than a big telephone direcotry - if you remember those.

Study backer: Catastrophic takes on Agile overemphasize new features

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Don't blame the software people, blame the marketing droids.

Users call on Microsoft to update Outlook's friendly name feature

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Re: Headers anyone

Fair Email is a *very* good Android client

Shows full sender address by default

Allows mulitple accounts

Has an anti tracking ethos

Has worked perfectly for me for over 5 years

Indonesia blocks 2.5 million pieces of gambling content, minister says it's not enough

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Be nice to see online gambling banned here too. A scourge on society.

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