* Posts by neilg

17 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Dec 2013

Post Office slapped down for late disclosure of documents in Horizon scandal inquiry

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Re: The Most Reverend Vennels

Sorry, isn't a church merely a building of some form or other, religion is just a load of old bollocks.

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Re: The Most Reverend Vennels

I should bloody cocoa!

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Criminal behaviour

Requires the sppropriate response, let's forget everything else.

Google plunks down $1 billion for extra Japan-US submarine cable

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Capacity

Think PTbps or YTbps, muliple fibre bundles, multiple fibres, all capable of complex multiplexing.

404 Day celebrates the internet's most infamous no-show

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404 ?

Back when I first started in this game, 1998 if you were wondering, we wondered what were the preceding 403 errors considered more serious??

Opera browser dev branch rolls out support for running LLMs locally

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"I used to be an Opera fan, but. TBH, the current version of Opera is the worst for this, IMO." -Me too I'm afraid, Opera user since 1999

Dell share price jumps 16% on mention of AI server backlog

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Re:at time of posting My VC backed company

There's been 2 downvotes. WTF?

Brit pensions scheme flushed £74M when it walked from Atos deal

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Re: That wasn't enough to help Atos...

Atos are a shower. Nuff said.

A budget phablet, what a curious thing: Reg puts claws to the Lumia 1320

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Thanks

It's like Pavlov's dog, bloody hell.

Too late, Blighty! Samsung boffins claim breakthrough graphene manufacturing success

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The real difference

Samsung has a real R&D dept. researching real, proper, properly patentable stuff, whilst Apple patents software abstracts and appearance.

I know who I'd like to see win.

I'm not going to mention rectangle/rounded/corner because, frankly, that's such a tired meme & anyone posting a reference to it now, or in the future, should just be null routed. Oh ! Some twat already has. Oh what a clever fucker they must be......

LogMeIn: We're stopping our free offering from now

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Happy

Re: Pricing

It's probably the real cost of correcting atrocious Septic spelling.....

Army spaffed millions up the wall on flawed Capita online recruiting system - report

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Re: 1.3 billion?????

Simply: No.

Back in the late 70's or early 80's (memory is fading) I worked in a metal engineering company, we won a sub-contract to machine forgings (forgings FFS!) for what ultimately (we didn't know this at the time) turned out to be a simple earth spike. i.e. a piece of metal you pushed into the ground to earth equipment & was generally left in the bloody ground when Tommy moved on. Disposable you might say.

OK, details: We were provided forgings, by the 10's of thousands, and we had to machine a point on the pointy end (which was already pointy) & drill & tap a hole (0BA if I recall correctly) on the fat end. After setting up the old capstan to do this we quoted 2 or 3 pence a spike & got the contract. We thought it was an excellent deal, as we only needed an apprentice to load the hopper, it utilised an EOL machine, we got scrappage for the swarf & it earned money.

We discovered, many years later, that each spike was sold to the MOD for £15.00 a pop.

Only iPhone fondling rose at Xmas: Were non-Apple fans in a turkey coma?

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Re: Interesting metric

Not an interesting metric really, as most users do their best to avoid ads.

Best metric is empirical; I've seen many arty-farty, die hard ifanboys ditch the iphone for the S4 and the "buzz" following the switch is loud. Apparently, it's just a better phone!

I've run the gamut of work phones: <insert whatever brand you like, I've had em all> but watching my, positively ancient, brother in law eulogising about his new S4 only tells me to ignore the "pundit's" advice that Samsung's share price is set to tumble.

PS gone back to using my trusty 7 year old Nokia. Can get a signal on that bugger when nowt else can, and as I'm away from urban centres most of my time, that matters !!

Beauty firm Avon sticks spike heel into $125m SAP-based sales project

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Re: been running as designed....

"P.S.: I've already logged in over at theregister.co.uk, why the fuck do I need to log in again at a different domain I did not even consciously navigate to?????"

PEBKAC perchance?

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@ dssf

Statistics & women are obviously not your strong points, can you seriously imagine that people of the female persuasion, buying cosmetics, consider the CRM system of their lippy/mascara provider a caveat in their purchasing choice?

European Commission gives Microsoft/Nokia merger the green light

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Re: We will wait for the inevitable

They would be utterly stupid if they did slash the workforce.