Posts by Fancy

US boffins create darkest material ever

@Dr Jeep

ROFLMAO!!

Fast Show at its best.

They wait for me in the forest....

Xmas hangovers to cost UK biz £790m

Toilet Humour

"77 per cent mercifully insisted they'd made it to the toilet for a quick chat with God on the big white telephone"

I still prefer the classic 'driving the porcelain truck', a euphemism I picked up in Australia of all places....

Trouserless car-breaker fingers leprechaun

'..may indicate drug use'

Straight from the No Shit Sherlock school of reporting.

The key question is, what we he doing with those speakers naked from the waist down?

Yeuch.

3,000 chickens paralyse central Scotland

rubber neckers

Which was worse, the jams as a result of the crash or the rubber-neckers taking photo's? I think its a chicken and egg thing...

--> I'll get my butchers apron

Enraged bee bursts Taiwanese woman's breast implant

Swarm in a D Cup?

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Surely a better size for an implant?

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El Reg seeks ultimate 'nom de sex'

Re: Real Name

The Vexatious Litigants list is a veritable treasure trove of les nom de sex.

A cursory scan of the list revealed a Frankie Goble, a Thelma Gush and a Ram Saxina

Vexatious indeed.....