Posts by Qster

BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

Comedy genius...

....Encore!

BOFH: Spontaneous Legal Combustion

roofles

Brilliant Simon :)

content opulent - sounds like a Gateism for IE 9 :)

Florida cops issue shock 'Butthash' warning

this can only be ...

..methane inhalation, which will, like any other hydrocarbon based gas or solvent, give you a buzz.

I'm curious to know why one of my unknown co workers consistently forgets to flush, is actually using this as a new work relaxant since the smoking ban...

Amazon: James Blunt is still a tedious w*nker

roofalopters

searching amazon for "hairy mother" brings you kindly to "Jamie at Home": Cook Your Way to the Good Life.

The mind boggles...

Kung fu monks battle Colombian karate assassins

Chuck ftw

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Pentagon: Chinese military hacked us

@ IPODs or Freedom?

Lets nuke the Chinese!! Kept the Japs quiet last time didnt it?

And while were at it lets nuke the Russians - we know what theyre up too now.

And the middle east - heck bomb them too.

French - theyre gone.

The welsh - they need seeing off.

Canadians they need sorting.

That guy next door to me - he has radio 3 on too loud after 9pm - hes gone (but can we keep his wife, she cute)

Personally - I'd like you to take youre them, us and ticking clock and shove it up your rs'

Vote now for the ultimate 'nom de sex'

Pinky Philpott FTW!

Quality.

El Reg seeks ultimate 'nom de sex'

For the record...

Pinky Phillpot

I could have also used Perky, as a pair of birds (budgerigars) were my first cherished companions. However, my mother entertained the idea that living in their cage was crule and they would be happier outside. The local starlings took great pleasure in their new found neighbours and proceeded to peck them to death.

Porn movies have never been the same for me since.