Posts by Oh Matron!

Meatballs, Abba, and bork: 3 things Sweden is famous for

Re: All you need is ...

SSH(*) and VNC and you're sorted

(*): with the correct precautions, else hilarity could (and probably would) ensue

Sir Tim Berners-Lee and the BBC stage a very British coup to rescue our data from Facebook and friends

Re: BBC

Calling out Bojo for the lying, cankerous piece of excrement he is was well done.

Thanks, Sir Clive Sinclair, from Reg readers whose careers you created and lives you shaped

Mahler.....

I thought this was very apt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY5fMSj0rJw&ab_channel=retroisland

We all programmed it.

Spot the dog? No, we couldn't either because Spot is a robot employed by United Kingdom Atomic Energy Authority

5 legs worse

'This is the new normal,' Microsoft tells US workers: Work from home until further notice

https://www.paddleyourownkanoo.com/2021/09/09/delta-air-lines-deluged-with-applications-for-just-1500-flight-attendants-jobs/

Knowing that there's a tonne of people who will quite happily have your job should you leave because you're vaccinated should be enough of a motivator, I'd have thought

Whilst not the same industry, both United and Delta have imposed the same restriction, with the alternative being that you will still be employed, but won't be able to come into work, nor will you be paid, until you are vaccinated.

Simple choice really.

When you let people make choices where they are not capable, informed nor prepared to do so, havoc will ensue

"Out of curiosity, why are English speaking governments so terrified of making vaccines mandatory?"

Because it's a vote loser. So rather than do the right thing, they do the right thing by them

UK promises big data law shake-up... while also keeping the EU happy, of course. What could go wrong?

Re: What could go wrong?

You spelt "imbeciles" wrong.

Think you can solve the UK's electric vehicle charging point puzzle? The Ordnance Survey wants to hear about it

You see.... Proper thinking like this is what we need...

"Oh, Johny Tory can't charge his Chelsea Tractor in Pimlico as there's no dedicated parking"

"But where does Johny take his tractor, err, car"

"He takes is to waitrose"

"well, lets put charging points at waitrose then"

Samsung: We will remotely brick smart TVs looted from our warehouse

Re: Who is daft enough...

has been done right, Samsung have put a machine cert on the device, so that any TV to Samsung HQ traffic is signed and encrypted.

However, Samsung do not have a great track record with security.... Their Face ID stuff on their mobes used to be conned with a printed photo of someone from facebook (My role used to involve testing this stuff), so MITM attacks, especially if it's looking for open networks, are inevitable.

Boston Dynamics spends months training its Atlas robots to perform one minute of parkour almost perfectly

When you can train it to do the housework....

you'll have my money. Until then, Meh.

(Only joking. This is immensely impressive. With a tonne more ML, it will manage the same objects in a natural environment. I wonder what will come first: completely natural object recognition using ML, or LIDAR based object recognition, or both).

Microsoft responds to PrintNightmare by making life that little bit harder for admins

Obilgatory....

Me: Get me a cup of tea

Significant other: No

Sudo me: Get me a cup of tea

Significant other: Okay, no problem

Without a trace: Baroness Dido Harding to step down as chair of NHS Improvement

Here';s the annoying thing: the technology Apple and Google created didn't even need an app :-( There are health authorities around the world that deployed it with nothing more than a website :-(

Have you turned it off and on again? Russia's Nauka module just about makes it to the ISS

Re: UK in a unique position

But none of Boris's chums will be able to line their own pockets with contracts for mates if we get Musk to do the heavy lifting

We can't believe people use browsers to manage their passwords, says maker of password management tools

You missed the "No sane solution"

A bit like giving the local fox your chickens and saying, "I'm off to benedorm for a week. Be a love and look after the clucks for me."

For a true display of wealth, dab printer ink behind your ears instead of Chanel No. 5

Re: The future is laser (for me)

I too, after my 15 year old canon had a gravity related incident, went for a brother laser printer. Quality is excellent, and it's even a colour, for less money than refilling the canon with genuine ink

And, as it's a laser, I know the toner will be good for ages.

I've had to throw catridges away because they "dried up"

The brother sits there in Deep Sleep, but the second I print something from the iPhone, it's awake and printing within 15 seconds :-)

Engineers' Laurel and Hardy moment caused British Airways 787 to take an accidental knee

Where's Zod?

Because everyone knows that you kneel before Zod

Happy 'Freedom Day': Stats suggest many in England don't want it or think it's a terrible idea

Re: From Denmark

Is that the same Denmark that's well and truly into it's 3rd wave?

Microsoft, Google, Citizen Lab blow lid off zero-day bug-exploiting spyware sold to governments

Re: Targets

an ex governor did once say that, "if you want to live in utopia, you have yo give up freedoms"

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

BOBSMEDS

Those that have worked for a certain fruity company will know about Bob's Meds, apertures, and the ability for a CRT to send you across the room

Richard Branson uses two planes to make 170km round trip

Go Read "How to build a spaceship"

It's a fascinating look at private spaceflight, and where it came from. NASAs days are numbered (from a [payload perspective)

Curvature of the earth: Check

Uses rocket to get there: check

Die very quickly when outside: Check

Weightlessness: Check

Can see the blackness of space, where no one can hear you giggle like a child: Check

That's space. 80KM / 100KM / 167.45 KM: All arbitrary

"A confident company would have just put out a quick congratulation."

Indeed

UK competition watchdog sniffing around Motorola profits after delay to replace company's Airwave service

To Quote S. R. Haddon

First rule in Government Spending: "Why have one when you can have two at twice the price"

UK's data watchdog probes use of private email to discuss government business at the Department of Health

Re: open goal I should imagine

I don't think hancock was that clever. I'm guessing it was [e-mail]

Kepler spots four rogue Earth-mass exoplanets floating in space, unbound to any star

Space 1999

Foreseen by Gerry Anderson too! Whilst the moon isn't a planet....

The wheels come off Formula 1's notification service as fans plied with attacker's messages

APNS

Have worked with APNS in the past, and sending a message is not trivial.

Apple, rightly, have a couple of barriers in place, to prevent miscreants from hijacking it. Knowing the unique (to that application) ID to send a message to is one thing. And there's rate limiting on that API

This looks like some internal testing, given the Foo. If it's not, then there's been a breach.

UK urged to choo-choo-choose hydrogen-powered trains in pursuit of carbon-neutral economic growth

Won't happen......

Until there's a Tory donor who has a company based on H2

Re: Oh great!

Yeah, that petrol doesn't burn so well, does it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summit_Tunnel_fire

UK health secretary Matt Hancock follows delay to GP data grab with campaign called 'Data saves lives'

From the man....

least likely to be able to program a microwave

The tories' grasp of technology is inversely proportional to the amount of money their chums can make off it.

'Lots of failed startups came out of Campus': Google axes London hub because startup scene 'doesn't need' another 7 floors of workspace

Re: These "offices" are surprisingly expensive...

Starbucks do NOT have decent coffee. Putrid cat filth, maybe

There's plenty of indy coffee shops in Nodnol, that will be much more happier for your business

And there's plenty of indie shared space places in London too, which get you a desk AND coffee

UK competition watchdog begins probe into Apple and Google's total domination of the mobile landscape

Is there a barrier to selling a handset with a different OS on it? No

Is there a 50/50 split in market share between apple and google? No

Can you launch an android device without Google's shiteware on it. Yes

Is this free market ecomonics at play. Yes

Can you launch your own app store for both OS.... Erm, not so much.

Mensa data spillage was due to 'unauthorised internal download'

Re: Just another exclusive society with a secret handshake

Using your argument, the following groups are also "exclusive societies"

The girl guides

Parents

People with brown hair

slugs

People who like marmite

Ridiculous? Yep, as was your "comment"

Blue passports, French service provider: Atos bags £21m UK Passport Office deal

Re: "become completely digital"

You sound like my old program manager

"oh there's this employee whose left leg is 1mm longer than his other, and he speaks welsh as a 2nd language and he has an aunt called Mathilde... We need to build the entire solution around him"

Facial recog firm Clearview hit with complaints in France, Austria, Italy, Greece and the UK

Re: Clearview provides search services to law enforcement agencies

You are Teresa May / Patel, and I claim my £5

Amazon puts an $8.5bn MGM in its shopping cart, clicks on checkout

SportsDirect.....

Am I the only one that thinks the Amazon Movies and TV app looks a bit Mike Ashley? The UI just looks, well, nasty, especially compared to the very spartan AppleTV+, Disney + and Netflix. Perhaps a lick of paint wouldn't go amiss?

iFixit publishes teardown of M1 iMac, shows that making a determination of repairability is still hard

Re: e-waste

What most peeps don't know is that any electrical seller is obliged to take your e-waste and recycle accordingly. ANY e-waste. You could waltz up to PCCurriesWorld with a chest freezer and expect them to take it off your hands

That Salesforce outage: Global DNS downfall started by one engineer trying a quick fix

"The engineer instead decided erroneously"

Not for one second do I believe this. If this is true, the processes around change control at SF must be non existent!

iFixit slams Samsung's phone 'upcycling' scheme for falling short of what was promised

But what about Apple?

Apple's recycling scheme is actually quite decent..... Last autumn, I got £560 towards my new iPhone for the previous year's iPhone 11 pro. I got £250 for my two year old Apple watch

Yes, throw all the insults you wish about me needlessly upgrading every year, but at least my device get's properly recycled / reused (which is the kicker)

Apple's supply chain is brilliant. That iPhone I took in gets dismantled, the case gets proper recycled, and the components go into a "refurbished" iPhone that you either get from apple's Refurb site, or as a replacement when you go and get your phone replaced at the genius bar

The problem is that Samsung is a "stack it high and sell it, erm, not so cheap". The depreciation is hideous. And once the phone is sold, Samsung don't give a rat's ass about what happens to it after that. Despite its faults, you have to admire Apple's supply chain and dedication to reuse / recycle

Italian monopoly watchdog asks Google to cough up a few euros for illegally blocking an Android Auto app

Re: Integrating payment systems?

You've obviously never used an OEM navigation system included with a car.

God awful, written by people that have both never used a mobile phone and never used a sat nav whilst driving.

Can you car sat nav understand, "Take me to the nearest chippie?"

On eve of national industrial ballot, BT, EE, Openreach agree to temporarily suspend compulsory redundancies

Which balls?

"Gavin Patterson, who was recently linked with the ill-fated European Super League. His successor, Philip Jansen, picked up the ball and ran with it. "

Last time I saw, there was no picking up of balls in Football.

Britain to spend £22m influencing Indo-Pacific nations' cybersecurity policies against 'authoritarian regimes'

Re: World beating coders ?

World-beating Cod. Not coders. Cod.

App Tracking: Apps plead for users to press allow, but 85% of Apple iOS consumers are not opting in

Jog On....

Had an app that didn't get me any options than "allow"

Got deleted immediately. Even the AppleTV apps have started asking.

Good ridence

Just one in 5 Googlers plan to swerve the office permanently after COVID-19

Re: Flexibility?

Come the revolution, you'll all be eating fillet steak

But what if I don't want fillet steak?

Come the revolution, you WILL be eating filet steak.

I'm fortunate to work for a company that has embraced the "Work from wherever so long as you don't take the pith"

But can it run Avid? The Reg hands shiny new M1 MacBook to video production pro, who beats it with Blender, Handbrake, and ... Hypercard?

Re: Incredible

I have a question: why is 32bit still a thing on windows? Is it purely because of legacy apps?

To have one floppy failure is unlucky. To have 20 implies evil magic or a very silly user

To be fair, this plagues other things too. Whenever I was on my jollies, I'd leave my camera outside on the balcony, as, if you left it in the AC'd room and then took it outside, hilarity would ensue

As an aside, I also learnt about condensation the hard way whilst contracting in Malaysia. Sitting outside and drinking an iced beverage would often result in condensation dropping into one's lap. Not great when wearing khaki slacks :-)

Ever wondered what it's like working for Microsoft? Leaked survey shines a light on how those at the code coalface feel

At my time in life, I'm more concerned about being recognised for the work that I do.

Apple's pending privacy clampdown drives desperate marketers to overwhelm domain database

Re: re: easier for advertisers if everyone just gave up on privacy

So tell me.... How do they track road side adverts, TV commercials, etc, etc? That seems to be a business in rude health...

'Imagine' if Virgin Galactic actually did sub-orbital tourism: Firm unveils new chrome job on SpaceShip III

If you've not read...

"how to build a spaceship" then I implore you to do so. It's a fascinating look at how Musk, Branson, Allen and Rutan got us to where private spaceflight is a reality

Seagate UK customer stung by VAT on replacement drive shipped via the Netherlands

Re: We live in a time when virtually every country in the world is in some kind of trading bloc

It's not that B(w)anker with the 1980's suit, is it? Brian? He's everywhere, like the smell of piss in a bus station. The Mayoral elections can't come quick enough, so his smug face vanishes from the ether. Although, the way things are going, it'll be a landslide from the guy with one suit.

Nurserycam horror show: 'Secure' daycare video monitoring product beamed DVR admin creds to all users

FootfallCam

Makes the antics of Travis Kalanick, author of "How to nearly drive (sic) a buisness into the ground" look tame