* Posts by Oh Matron!

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Microsoft's fix for slow File Explorer: load it before you need it

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Jeff Greeling....

Did a video this week comparing a Pi with some Generic Windows box.

Wasn't the balanced piece I was expecting, given that your Pi will consume less power that a Gnat's Fart, stay powered on literally for months on end, and comes with no bloatware installed.

He seemed to forget that the windows box will sh1t the bed literally within weeks

Why do we continue to tolerate such crap?

Windows boss defends 'agentic OS' push as users plead for reliability

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Re: The Masses Will Get An Agentic OS And Will Not Complain

"And Will Not Complain...."

They won't be able to complain because their OS isn't working.

UK tribunal says reselling Microsoft licenses is A-OK

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"UsedSoft judgment at the ECJ"

Of which the UK is still a member

Russia’s first autonomous humanoid robot staggers and falls on debut

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Laughing aside....

I'm actually impressed by this.

That it's not China or the US makes is VERY impressive.

I, for one, welcome our drunken autonomous overlords....

Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver

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Re: Regomiser

Bill Posters was framed.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

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Yet another Windows vs macos comparison....

Sorry, apologies, but why such a frequent cadence?

macOS has a much more sedate release program, where both enterprise and public testing is encouraged. macOS isn't without it's faults, but, my God, from an Enterprise IT perspective, it's much more manageable (and better quality)

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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On a lighter note....

"gopher" was a blast from the past. Learnt about Archie, Gopher, Finger(oo-er) and the rest whilst at uni, which happened to coincide with the advent of Netscape. Great timing.

Tesla board wants to grant Musk $1T in stock, Norway wealth fund says nope

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If you're the owner of the fund in Norway, 4% is a loss of $680,000,000. I'd be a little upset if I lost this

Footnote:

The fund is Tesla's seventh-biggest owner with a 1.12 per cent stake worth $17 billion

Flight simulator fans revive a classic Boeing 747 cockpit

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Re: You know you would...

If, by "kid" you mean "adult" then count me in :-)

Azure's bad night fuels fresh calls for cloud diversification in Europe

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an inadvertent tenant configuration change within Azure Front Door (AFD)

Change Management not a thing at MS, then...

AI layoffs to backfire: Half quietly rehired at lower pay

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Hey kids....

when you get a job and half your compensation is shares, that vest in a couple of years, just remember that you'll get didly squatt if you're terminated before that

Work for a company that pays you cold hard cash.

How do you solve a problem like Discovery?

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Would it not be cheaper....

To build a life size one out of lego

People in Texas aren't particularly bright, so probably wouldn't notice

Chamber of Commerce sues over Trump's $100K H-1B paywall

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Re: Trump supporters find...

youi'd be closer with coprolite

Microsoft veteran explains Windows quirk that made videos play in Paint

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Re: Fun!

This is the future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUnxzVOs3rk

Combo of screens and unreal engine. Absolutely brilliant

Bezos plan for solar powered datacenters is out of this world… literally

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"no weather...."

Mr Carrington would disagree with you.

Engineer turned a vape into a web server

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This could barely run Horace Goes Skiing

Careless engineer stored recovery codes in plaintext, got whole org pwned

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How many passwords / keys lurk in.....

~/.zsh_history, I wonder?

UK government trial of M365 Copilot finds no clear productivity boost

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How many blinded accepted the response as absolute truth?

That is all.

End well, this won't: UK commissioner suggests govt stops kids from using VPNs

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Re: Idiots

Never underestimate the capacity for stupidity

MS confidence in Windows 11: Pay us to host VMs for when your desktop inevitably dies

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Came here to say this. Are windows backup caabilities so bad that Microsoft have to offer this?

Perhaps I've been spoiled by the very excellent Apple Time machine for the (nearly) past 20 years

Apollo 13 hero Jim Lovell has taken his final orbit

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Mushroom

Re: Thirteen minutes to the Moon

More than one concurrent task for myself is more than enough

Pay attention, class: Today you’ll learn the wrong way to turn things off

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Same here. Mac Mini was in Switzerland.

Watched my boss type:

sudo shutdown -h now

rather than -r

After an hour, eventually found a cleaner who managed to hit the power button, restoring service :-)

Who the hell names a reboot utility "shutdown?"

Florida jury throws huge fine at Tesla in Autopilot crash

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Re: "thought the car would take care of things"

Watched it a few weeks ago. Strangely prophetic. We must be the only species that is devolving

Open, free, and completely ignored: The strange afterlife of Symbian

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UIQ

Let's not forget the wonderful UIQ based phones, like the Sony Ericsson P800 / P900 etc.... Absolutely loved mine. A bit of a monster, but had email, web, and everything else that you'd need

Britain's billion-pound F-35s not quite ready for, well, anything

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Re: Maybe it's time we in Britain admit we're a bit crap at things nowadays

Bombardier, smiths aerospace, RR (of course), Airbus (The wings are the most complex part of a plane), GKN, Leonardo, . Apparently, the industry is worth 10.9 billion per year in the UK. BAE, to some extent, although I believe it's a much bigger company in the US than the UK now. Marshall's in Cambridge spring to mind, and, of course, Martin-Baker

Outlook takes another sick day

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Was copilot....

The cause or the fix?

VodafoneThree's a crowd – now comes the hard bit

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Re: Quality of service

Live in zone 2 in london. I see EDGE more than any other symbol :-(

70-knot winds so far blamed for yacht disaster that killed Brit tech tycoon Mike Lynch

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Wrong Target....

Perhaps HP should target KPMG, Black Duck and Freshfields, who conducted due diligence on Autonomy

If my chartered surveyor tells me the house is okay to buy and it crumbles beneath my feet, I don't target the seller

Mars may have vast underground oceans and enough H2O to make it a water world

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Re: Just cheese

This is just down the road from me: https://www.blakesheaven.com/ Giggled when I saw the name!

So your [expletive] test failed. So [obscene participle] what?

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Re: Hilarious!

Can I just point out that we went from a Cray to a Pi :-)

After that 2024 Windows fiasco, CrowdStrike has a plan – job cuts, leaning on AI

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Devil

Re: What I want to know how

But AI!

China now America's number one cyber threat – US must get up to speed

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I notice....

A lot of downvotes for perfectly rational comments. Would love to be a BOFH at The Reg and seeing where these IP addresses are coming from :-)

Competition boffin launches class action against Google UK over search dominance

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YouTube. Owned by......

You still get an upvote, though

I truly don't understand why anyone pays to place an ad anywhere on the web

But that doesn't mean to say that Google's sh1tnannigans aren't predatory, anti competitive, etc, etc

Windows 2000 Server named peak Microsoft. Readers say it's all been downhill since Clippy

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Sad but true

I feel that bit barns need both a consumption and heat tax. Yes, I completely understand the impact of that on prices, but if you wish for enterprise to do the right thing, it will be a wasted wish

UK government told to get a grip on £23B tech spend

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Microsoft....

What percentage of the above is MS?

https://www.civilserviceworld.com/news/article/hmrc-approved-for-112m-microsoft-spending

https://ukstories.microsoft.com/features/nhs-england-microsoft-deal-maximises-time-for-care/

The fact that I cannot find this information is troubling

But, even more troubling is sh1tnannigans like this:

"HMRC’s current chief digital and information officer Jacky Wright is on a two-year secondment from Microsoft, scheduled to end this October. "

Oops, they did it again: Microsoft breaks Outlook with another dubious update

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Is Copilot writing the code....?

That is all.

Techie pulled an all-nighter that one mistake turned into an all-weekender

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Pulling an all nighter

Having done a 24 hour walk in the Lakes a couple of years ago, and completely bombing during the circadian low, there are no apologies necessary for a FUBAR....

However, first job out of school was floor manager at Maccy D's. We had our bi-annual replacement of fluorescent tubes once.... The all nighter consisted of about 3 hours of work, followed by hours of playing star wars with the tubes in the attic.... This is the kind of all nighter we can all get behind :-)

25 years on from Y2K, let's all be glad it happened way back then

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And LA cops

https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/03/la_sheriffs_computer_crash/

Trump campaign arms up with 'unhackable' phones after Iranian intrusion

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Apps that won't be available on this OS....

Let me start with Twitter.

Small wins, people. Small wins

Personalized pop-up was funny for about a second, until it felt like stalking

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Labor? Center?

<Sad face>

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch could be gone in ten years – for chump change

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We quite often see various exhibitions on the south bank here in Nodnol that highlight the plight of various cultures / animals / buildings etc. Furthermore, when the Tate first opened, it had an exhibition of everything they'd pulled out of the Thames when building the Clipper pier (which I did, and still do find more interesting than anything else that's been in there)

We have to highlight this And we have to educate. And educate. And educate. And Punish

(I don't know if anyone else noticed the high amount of fishing nets that were encasing the turtles)

Microsoft's Azure networking takes a worldwide tumble

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ThousandEyes knew before customers, as always:

https://ajeatkatskhywlizmlgcrgoyplqlxalf.share.thousandeyes.com/view/cloud-and-enterprise-agents/?testId=5672131&startTime=1722342600&detailId=pathvis&metrics=netLoss,httpAvailability&timelineWindow=1722299400,1722362400

Forget security – Google's reCAPTCHA v2 is exploiting users for profit

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No, it's a pedestrian crossing for horses :-)

Vodafone, VMO2 shuffle spectrum to woo watchdog amid merger moves

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Things which need nationalising...

Cellular Radio. Imagine if the RAN was available wholesale, and providers could just bolt on their network Infra....

Satellite phone service could soon become the norm

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Re: World coverage?

When roaming, it is NOT the foreign provider which sets the tariff, but your OWN provider. Interconnects are astoundingly cheap, and roaming is "perceived" to be expensive when in reality, the markup is what makes it expensive

Seething CEO shoulder surfed techie after mistaken takedown of production server

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Managing apple....

I work in MDM..... And one of the biggest issues I face with customers is that apple, when bring a device under management, call the device, well, you've guessed it, iPad or iPhone

Why they can't use some non persistent random string, I don't know. I do get customers calling to ask if a device can be brought back under management because the wrong "iPhone" was wiped...

Bootnote: Yes, I know, devices can be renamed, but, if you've every worked with managing devices in education, you'd be fully aware of the toomfoolery that the yoof of today get up to.

Tetris Company celebrates classic game's 40th birthday

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The film....

On AppleTV+ is pretty good and amusing. I'm sure there's artistic license involved, but it is very much watchable.

Hubble plays spin the bottle with last few gyros

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Re: "One-gyro mode uses magnetometers, sun sensors, and star trackers for the failed gyros"

My rowlett (RIP) toaster is exactly the same.It's had ONE set of elements in 20 years and the mechanism inside is astoundingly simple. It will still be going in 20 years

I occassionally look at the newer stuff in john lewis and it just looks garbage :-(

We polled thousands of IT pros – and sustainability just ain't a priority right now

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Re: With an election coming up in the UK ...

I did one of those "who do I vote for given my beliefs" thing at the last election, thinking I'd come out "lib dem". Was surprised that I actual came out Labour, who do appear to have a uch better grip on the climate than the Tories, who seem to use the RAF as their own personal Uber

'Little weirdo' shoulder surfer teaches UK cabinet minister a lesson in cybersecurity

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Badenoch is even denser that Cruella Braverman. Hope that helps with the context

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