* Posts by MJB7

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Overstock's share price has plummeted. Is it Trump's trade war? Bad results? Nope, its CEO has gone bonkers...

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Re: Judaism

Yes it is possible for a gentile to convert to Judaism (even Orthodox Judaism).

The synagogue will actively discourage the convert (Judaism is *not* a proselytising religion), but it is possible. A friend of mine did so in order that her husband's children would be Jewish despite Hitler's best efforts (her MIL lost three out of four grandparents to the Holocaust). They are both atheists, but they still do the various feasts and festivals.

Quick question, what the Hull? City khazi is a top UK tourist destination

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Re: Pedant's corner

It *is* sometimes referred to as Lake Windermere when you want to distinguish it from the town also called Windermere.

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Great Victorian tilework

You may laugh, but have you *seen* those loos? They are absolutely bloody fantastic.

I was a little surprised to be taken on a tour of the architectural highlights of Hull, and not to be taken to see a town hall, or a church, or similar though.

World recoils in horror as smartphone maker accused of helping government snoops read encrypted texts, track device whereabouts

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Phew! It's a good job my online sarcasm detector has robust overload protection.

Web body mulls halving HTTPS cert lifetimes. That screaming in the distance is HTTPS cert sellers fearing orgs will bail for Let's Encrypt

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Re: An issue of Google's own making ...

My website is like the majority of websites in that it is a persoanl blog that has no user signups, has no comment section, and has no purchase cart.

I suspect that your website is in the majority in terms of count of websites. However, in terms of unique views, I suspect it is in a tiny proportion. Nearly all the blogs I visit have comment sections.

There are still cases for HTTP only websites (and yours is one of them), but I can't teach my mother to distinguish between when HTTP is safe, and when it is a scam. I *can* teach my mother to avoid a website that Chrome (other browsers are available) labels as "INSECURE". Chrome is going to have a hard time distinguishing between those sites which need to be HTTPS, and those that don't; it's not an unreasonable security trade-off to say "just make them all HTTPS".

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Re: We moved from RapidSSL and it took a few hours

You are saying one employee day is worth £150? The usual figure is 200 working days per year, so that's £30,000 / year. Overheads (admin, rent, employer NI, employer pension contributions, etc) is roughly equal to salary, so that an employee being paid £15,000 / year.

For a full time employee (37.5 hours/week), if I have used the calculator correctly, the national minimum wage is about £16,000.

It's going to take several years to recoup the cost (still a decent ROI though).

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IoT

I have an IoT device - specifically a wood pellet stove which I can control from my phone. Last year I had to upgrade the firmware "because of a change in the certificate". Now, for properly written IoT code (stop laughing at the back there), the firmware will hard code the CA root certificate and the server certificate can be updated as often as required. On the other hand, if you expect to upgrade the firmware every couple of years anyway, it's much easier to hard code the hash of the server cert directly, and just use a long-lived cert. That's not an option if you protect the server with a LetsEncrypt cert that rolls every three months. (On the other other hand, if you are using a hard-coded cert, you can just use a self-signed cert.)

I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

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Paris Hilton

Re: Pothole resistance

No.

Icon: Ms Taylforth is not Ms Hilton, but it's as close as I can get.

Side-splitting bulging batts, borked Wi-Fi... So, how's that Surface slab working out for you?

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Re: 1 year warranty? I don't think so...

I believe John Lewis do still do Never Knowingly Undersold, but it only applies to high street retailers (and associated websites), not internet only sites (or "internet + showrooms"). has to be for the *same* thing.

Critically though, the price match is for product + warranty (so you can almost never find an equivalent electrical product).

For pity's sake, groans Mimecast, teach your workforce not to open obviously dodgy emails

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Re: you could do that, but...

Accounting needs to talk to the vendors, customers, auditors

Finance needs to talk to banks

HR needs to talk to potential employees

Our company (admittedly small, but a datapoint) has no access to fax so a big company which can't do email will just be ignored as a vendor. (We might live with them as a customer, because - money.) Traditional post is a joke, right?

Good end-user training is not a silver bullet, but it does help. Layers of defence internally; internal 2FA; multiple authorization etc help too.

Ex-Microsoft dev used test account to swipe $10m in tech giant's own store credits, live life of luxury, Feds allege

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Re: Typically they require

And I'm pretty sure the restitution is a heads-you-win, tails-I-lose deal. If the stock went up to $2M he owes $2M; if it fell to $.5M, he owes the original $1M.

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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Re: What is a BloJob promise worth?

Not quite sure any price - but I'd certainly be prepared to pay quite a lot. Mainly because I still expect it will cost less (in money and freedom) than Brexit will.

Chrome on, baby, don't fear The Reaper: Plugin sends CPU-hogging browser processes to hell where they belong

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Re: Is this Chromium or Chrome?

It's an issue for any browser running javascript. I presume the extension will work on any Chromium variant, Firefox/IE/old Edge/Safari - not so much. (Don't know about the new Edge that runs webkit).

Experts: No need to worry about Europe's navigation sats going dark for days. Also: What the hell is going on with those satellites?!

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Boffin

Re: This IS rocket science

No it isn't. It's rocket *engineering* (and that's the hard stuff).

AI solves Rubik's Cube in 1.2 seconds (that's three times slower than a non-AI algorithm)

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Boffin

Re: Impressive

I'm as sceptical as most about AI hype, but I think the point is that the *same* system (with different training data) can tackle other, rather different, optimization problems - whereas human programming would have to start over again from scratch.

Scots NHS symptom checker pings Facebook, Google and other ad peddlers

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Re: personally identifiable information

No. IPs are not PII - but PII is a term of art in the American data protection (using the phrase loosely) scheme. As you linked, IPs *can* be "Personal data" - which is what GDPR refers to.

Apollo at 50? How about 40 years since Skylab smacked into Australia

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Mushroom

Re: Why Australia?

These days most large satellites are dropped into the spacecraft cemetery, they were probably trying for there or thereabouts - but when it didn't break up, it would have landed in a rather different place than the target.

Icon: well it made a bang...

Take the bus... to get some new cables: Raspberry Pi 4s are a bit picky about USB-Cs

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Re: Let me get this straight

The *real* reason for USB-C was that micro-USB couldn't provide enough power. Once you have decided to change the spec, it makes sense to make the new one reversible.

Got an 'old' Tesla? Musk promises 'self-driving' upgrade chip ship by end of 2019

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Re: Most recent big USA cities are built on a grid pattern

This is not actually true. I picked Omaha, Nebraska - which I happen to know was small enough at the start of the 20th Century that it suffered exactly one casualty in the First World War. (That is about the same as most three-house hamlets in the UK or Germany.)

It is true that *most* of the roads are straight and run due East-West or North-South - but there are plenty of roads that don't run like that. I doubt you can find a single city in the USA that doesn't have at least one curved or diagonal road.

(And of course the problem with city centres is not the odd roads, it's the parked lorries and the children running from their parents.)

UK privacy watchdog threatens British Airways with 747-sized fine for massive personal data blurt

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GDPR

Ah-ha! Now we start to see cases actually *under* GDPR. If the fine goes through at anything like this level, boards are going to start paying rather more attention to whether they actually need that data, and if so, how to protect it.

White House mulls just banning strong end-to-end crypto. Plus: More bad stuff in infosec land

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Headmaster

Re: "trivialization of the holocaust"

You do know that concentration camps are not exclusively associated with the Holocaust? In fact they were invented by the British in South Africa to keep the Boers under control. The comparison with those camps seems entirely apt.

Facebook staff sarin for a bad day: Suspected chemical weapon parcel sent to Silicon Valley HQ

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Re: "Here's hoping it's a false positive and things not having a escalated" [sic]

Why? The *hope* is that nobody is trying to attack Facebook (or any other company) like this. If this is an attack, *this* attack has failed - but if there is one attack, there will (eventually) be many, and one will eventually succeed.

You're not Boeing to believe this, but... Another deadly 737 Max control bug found

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"triggers an exception that can't be handled and the CPU halts"

I'm pretty sure that if the CPU halts it will be rebooted pretty sharpish. Entering a tight loop and not tickling the watchdog sounds much more plausible (and the pilots only have to maintain control until the watchdog reboots the CPU).

I'm still boggled this wasn't caught in unit tests. When I was working with people writing diesel engine controllers 15 years ago, they would have been horrified if this got past unit tests. (And automotive is a lot less fussy than aviation.)

Pull up your SoCs, it's rubber-glove time: European Commission to probe Broadcom over microchip supply deals

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If you want to buy enough of them

I believe Raspberry Pi's original business plan called for them to build something like 1,000 units. Because Ebon Upton was a Broadcom employee at the time, and because it was a charitable enterprise, he managed to persuade Broadcomm to let him build the Pis. This despite the fact their normal minimum order is probably a hundred times that. Any other startup would have a hard time persuading them to do that.

Of course in the end, it turned out that the business plan was inaccurate by the sort of error that would make a cosmologist blush.

Vulture gets claws on Lego's latest Apollo nostalgia-fest

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Pint

"parts lusts"

Oh excellent. Here, have one of these --->

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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Thumb Up

Well done Tesco's

Did El Reg offer the PR hack a job?

Apple sued over fondleslab death blaze: iPad battery blamed for deadly New Jersey apartment fire

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AOL

The lawyer *probably* got the AOL address back in the Mesolithic (early 90's), and doesn't want to change it because it's in too many people's address books.

HP deployed 'Truth Squad' in post-Autonomy PR blitz to defend Meg Whitman

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Boffin

Re: Small correction

Nope. Meg was a member of the board at the time and signed off on the Autonomy acquisition.

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Headmaster

Re: British Billion

It hasn't been a "British Billion" for 50 years now. My father avoided using "billion" because of the possible confusion, I have always used billion as 10**9 (although aware of the older meaning). I won't see 60 again.

(Icon: because it is contemperaneous with "billion" equalling 10**12.)

Cyber-IOU notes. Voucher hell on wheels. However you want to define Facebook's Libra, the most ridiculous part is its privacy promise

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Re: When has that happened ?

Cyprus, 2013. See https://www.reuters.com/article/us-cyprus-banks/idUSKBN1K3242

'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev

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Re: Git

The two big problems with CVS were:

- Automatic merging didn't work well. Merge technologies have improved dramatically since then, and it is no longer really an issue.

- An individual change was at the file level. There was no multi-file commit. Most systems since then have fixed that.

I have used SourceSafe, Perforce, and git. SourceSafe was unreliable (and didn't have multi-file commits). Perforce was fine, and easy to use. git is fine, and rather more complex to use. I _think_ I prefer git, but that may just be Stockholm syndrome.

Summer's here, where's Windows 10 19H2? For Microsoft, spring ends whenever the heck it says so stop asking

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Re: Solstice

Mostly because the seasons lag the solstices. If we followed the solstices, "summer" would be last three weeks of May, June, July, and first week of August (roughly). Late August is a lot more like summery than mid May.

Comms room, comms room, comms room is on fire – we don't need no water, let the engineer burn

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Re: Hydrogen

Reminds me of a tour I was given of the about-to-be-opened Department of Materials Science and Metallurgy at Cambridge. One of the issues was the safety of the lab for the group which researched semi-conductor materials. Some of the processing chemicals can be ... interesting.

"Never mind" says the architect "we've got a checklist for that. Now then: which processing chemicals do you use?"

Academics: "All of them. And we are in the business of inventing new ones."

Architect: "Ah. That isn't an option on our checklist."

In the end, the lab was put on the top floor with a light roof, so that any explosions could just blow the roof off.

Autonomy integration was a 'sh!t show', HP director tells court

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Re: Is this in front of a jury?

No. HP are suing Mike Lynch et al, rather than prosecuting them. Both sides have agreed to have the hearing in front of a single judge rather than a jury. It is assumed that a judge will do rather better at paying attention for many months of tedious testimony.

PowerPoint to start telling you that your presentation is bad and you should feel bad

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Re: I have yet to see a Powerpoint of any worth.

I have. I used to attend lectures of the Cambridge University Astronomical Society. There were (of course) many bad presentations, but there were also some very good ones †. It's really hard to talk about astronomy without showing *either* pretty pictures that your telescope has taken *or* graphs (I tended to prefer the "graphs" lectures, but that's personal taste).

† I have a theory about Professor Martin Rees: if he wants to, he can give a bad lecture. This theory is just like String Theory; intellectually very attractive, but entirely without any experimental evidence.

Frontiersman Cray snags $50m storage contract for 'largest single filesystem'

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Re: I remember when...

The Vax 11/780 was *never* competing at this sort of level. The Vax was a significant bump in the performance that a small firm could afford, but it was never a supercomputer

The Cray-1 came out just before the Vax 11/780. The Cray could do about 130 MFlops.

(Conveniently that is almost exactly one tenth the performance of Raspberry Pi model B - but of course a Pi doesn't come with a seat.)

One man went to mow a meadow, hoping Trump would spot giant grass snake under flightpath

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Photos, or it didn't happen

As title.

I'll just clear down the database before break. What's the worst that could happen? It's a trial

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Mushroom

Running some code in a place you really shouldn't

I once (Windows 95) did:

C:\Windows>cd M:\data

C:\Windows>del *.* /s

Oops.

Icon: Effect on my machine

Stay frosty: Google to fork out another €600m on bit barns in Finland

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Re: €1.4bn in a town of 20,000

"You can build in the UK, a modest data centre for £250m" - What makes you think Google are building a modest data centre? You only need to build one six times as big, and Google are getting a good deal.

Uh-oh .io: Question mark hangs over trendy tech startup domains as UN condemns British empire hangover

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Re: the sun never sets on the British Empire

It isn't a belief, it is a geographical fact. See https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/

I think returning the Chagos Islands to Mauritius might end that.

50 years ago: Apollo 10 takes an unplanned spin above the lunar surface – and sh!t gets sweary

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Alien

Last Man on the Moon - so far.

See title

I had hoped my son would be able to consider moving to Lunar City. Here's hoping a grandchild will have the option.

(Icon because it's the nearest thing to a space suit.)

Boeing admits 737 Max sims didn't accurately reproduce what flying without MCAS was like

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Re: 737MAX will be safe

"I'm will to bet it'll be fast tracked".

It may be fast tracked by FAA, but I can't see any of the other aviation regulators being quite so happy to rubber-stamp an FAA approval in future.

Boeing may be able to get it approved by one regulator (eg Europe), and then have the others rubber-stamp that. But that first approval is going to take years.

Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux

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Re: Wine is wine

Well I wouldn't agree with Mr Poolman that *any* wine is wine.

On the other hand, I doubt there are many people who can tell the difference between a £4500 bottle and £260 bottle (I am sure there are some). The big market for £4500 bottles of wine is for people who want to show off how much money they have. And of course, putting them on the menu makes the £260 bottle look positively reasonable (it isn't).

Tangled in .NET: Will 5.0 really unify Microsoft's development stack?

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Trollface

Re: The most divisive issue remains...

Spaces

Want a good Android smartphone without the $1,000+ price tag? Then buy Google's Pixel 3a

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Re: Not waterproof

Or just "put them in your pocket and still have it work after a downpour". I hate big cases, I just have a silicone buffer so it doesn't shatter if I drop it.

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Re: more convenient that having it on the front.

My Samsung S7 had the fingerprint reader on the front. When I lost that and got an S9 I really like the reader on the back. It's exactly where you can put your finger on it when you pick the phone up. I find it much more convenient.

When the phone is on a table, I pick it up and as part of that scan my finger and log in. I have never put my phone in a car holder - I can see it might be less convenient if you do.

Microsoft goes to great lengths to polish Azure Active Directory's password policies

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Re: Interesting

20 characters is certainly not enough for any password generated by Diceware (which is the only way i know of generating truly random passwords).

AES-128 is fine though. It can't be brute-forced with computers the size of solar systems running for the current age of the universe. We only need AES-256 if anyone ever gets a quantum computer running with hundreds of qbits. (A quantum algorithm effectively halves the length of the key and something with a 64-bit key _can_ be brute forced by a sufficiently well resourced and motivated attacker.)

C'mon, UK networks! Poor sods have 'paid' for their contract phones a few times over... Tell 'em about good deals

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Just be grateful you aren't in Germany

Internet + landline deals there don't have any requirement for reminders that the contract is expiring and when they do expire, they roll over to a new annual contract (usually at a higher rate because some discount is only for the first 12 months).

IT bod flings £1m sueball at Met Police for wrongly listing him as a convicted fraudster

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Multiple reasons

Lawyers *always* like to have multiple reasons.

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Re: Costly

Depends how much a PNC check costs - reviewing CVs and running interviews is *expensive* - running a PNC check is something that can be done by a lowly (read, cheap) clerk.

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