* Posts by Missing Semicolon

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Electric cars to create new peak hour when they all need a charge

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Re: problem is real but pretty easily solvable

Great. And if the grid is busy one night, I can't drive to work in the morning.

And, "auction off those slots to the highest bidder and earmark all profits from those auctions to distribution network improvements". Did you keep a straight face with that one?

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Re: I've been pointing this out for years.

This, definitely. I watch it all the time (sad that way). Then you get to see how narrow the generation margin is on windless days.

Far from being reassuring, it's scary.

For example, on 10-11th of January this year, the OCGT was is use for several hours at peak time.

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Re: I've been pointing this out for years.

"Clearly as the adverts keep telling me smart meters will solve this problem."

They might, too.

Yes, they will. They are there for the purpose of implementing demand pricing (the whole cut-you-off-if-the-lights-are-about-to-go thing is a strawman) so that power shortage will be fixed by you implementing your own power cut.

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Re: I've been pointing this out for years.

"100% renewable"

1) Most "renewable" energy is Biomass. I.e., burning American wood pellets. The process overall (including harvest, processing and transport) generates just as much CO2 as coal.

2) The remainder comes from unreliable wind.

So, the 100% figure is a chimera. When the wind isn't blowing, everybody is using electricity from nuclear or combustion.

This winter, since there was a bit of an outage at a couple of Nuclear plants, they were forced to fire up the Open-Cycle gas turbines when there was approximatey 0.0GW of wind power for several days. Very wasteful, very expensive.

'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature

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Re: Speculative but maybe workable fix

Ok, a quick explanation.

The actual CPU on the die is running much faster than the (comparatively) slow operations on the external pins. The pins are running at 100's of MHz, but the CPU core runs at 2-3GHz. The CPU deals with the cache memory, and the cache manager is actually connected to the pins, fetching and flushing as needed.

All this means that the actual, current state of the CPU core is not reflected on the external pins at all. Only source data and (much later) results are visible.

I thought there'd be more Instagram: ICT apprenticeships down 20% in five years

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Perhaps it's the obvious

.. all IT jobs are prime candidates for outsourcing, so the jobs are either badly paid, or non-existent. And of course the biggest user of cheap, offshored, contracted, untaxed IT labour is... Government!

Court throws out BT's plans to reduce pension rates

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Pension contribution holidays.

That's the shortfall. The fund is supposed to go massively in surplus in the good times, to keep paying policyholders in the thin times. In the boom 80's big companies got let off contributing as they claimed the surpluses were a waste of good money.

It's yesterday's theft that leads to today's shortfall.

HMRC dev support team cc blurtfest: Over 1,400 email addresses blabbed

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Quite plainly Outlook is in use

.. as only clueless Outlook users would ever try issuing a "recall" - which only works on your local Exchange server.

'The capacitors exploded, showering the lab in flaming confetti'

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Re: Finding fault capacitors with high current PSUs used to be the norm

4116.

+/- 5V, 12V.

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Re: Improbable

You forget two things:

1) 30 years ago, the science of Switched-Mode power supply design was less advanced than now. Plus, really cheap "offshore" PSU's were often a bit marginal even when not abused.

2) Cascading failure. Imagine you connect +12V (or -5V) to +5V, you would fry a lot of components powered from the +5V rail on the motherboard . If they then fail short, the PSU can then go into overload. Or even the PSU itself might not tolerate +12V on the +5V rail. Once caps start failing in the PSU, the high fault currents will start killing semiconductors, which could overvolt or reverse polarity the remaining caps. While there may not necessarily be actual flames, I could well imagine much smoke, and an acrid smell.

Why did top Home Office civil servant lobby Ofcom for obscure kit ban?

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"News Management"

Quote: "It is noteworthy that, at the time of writing, ours are the only news articles listed on Google that have mentioned the Home Office Investigatory Powers Unit"

This is how the MSM is manipulated in the UK. Not by direct lying, but by just leaving out the important bits. When you read an article in a paper, and think "huh? what was that about?" it may well be that the key information as been "soft-pedalled".

PHWOAR, those noughty inks: '0.1%' named Stat of The Year

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Re: 80% artificial...

I wonder what the proportion is for Brittanny? Last time I was there, there was nobody about!

Container-flinger pushes Win 10 transformer for legacy apps

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Emulating Windows versions....

...doesn't Wine do that?

2 wins in one!

Checkmate: DeepMind's AlphaZero AI clobbered rival chess app on non-level playing, er, board

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Peer review test

Given the current issues around peer review, it will be interesting to see if the valid criticisms in the article will be re-iterated by the reviewers and result in the paper being updated.

Developers, developers, developers: How 'serverless' crowd dropped ops like it's hot

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Named-based virtual-hosting

... that's been a thing for ages. Take one large box, and resell user accounts.

On Ye Olden Days, you got shell login, email to your domain directed to your user account, and a ~/htdocs (and possibly a ~/cgi_bin) to put your applications in. No installs needed, you just used what's provided.

Extend it to J2EE/other server-platform-de-jour (~/webapps ? ) and you've got "serverless deployment" - only without the lock-in.

First bought mine in 1999.

So you're 'agile', huh? I do not think it means what you think it means

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Re: Type C customers

Well, yeah! I want *this* bug fixed. I don't want all the process changes, missing functionality and new bugs in your latest cruft!

I bought the product you sold me. Now make it work properly then go away.

Florida Man… pockets Uber cash to keep quiet about data breach

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Werner Von Braun again

So, New Uber (the cleaned-up, de-toxified version) gets to keep it's massive market power, which it was only possible to build by being old-evil-lyin'-cheatin'-Uber?

Intel Management Engine pwned by buffer overflow

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Re: WTF?

Sigh. If you want "LOM" (Lights-off Management), then just stick a LOM card in the machine. If you are selling corporate boxes, put the LOM hardware on the motherboard. Either way, we get to remove the LOM functionality by yanking the card or pulling the configuration links. So any security snafu is completely fixable in the future.

Inside Qualcomm's Snapdragon 845 for PCs, mobes: Cortex-A75s, fat caches, vector math, security stuff, and more

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What a shame

We should rejoice that perhaps the arm-lock that Intel has on the PC market might actually be loosened. However, it's Qualcomm.

Oh.

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Delay is bad

... so lets say it takes 2 years to crack the secure CPU.

You now have millions of devices in the field, all vulnerable, and probably unpatchable. And we thought unpached landfill Android was bad....

IBM opens emergency escape hatch to TSS volunteers

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Import duties

At some point, we're going to need import duties on contracted-out labour, or there will simply be no IT staff in the UK at all.

Lap-slabtop-mobes with Snapdragon Arm CPUs running Windows 10: We had a quick gander

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Re: Most people don't need a powerful computer...

Bill? $600-800 for a tablet-with-a-keyboard?

Why not just buy an actual laptop with a real X86 processor in it, and run real Windows?

Until they killed them, Intel had a nice range of Atom-based chipsets that made nice Windows TWACs, that could run real Windows.

Tech giants at war: Google pulls plug on YouTube in Amazon kit

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Re: YouTube, not an essential service

Oh, but it is!

How else would we watch Big Clive and Ave?

US credit repair biz damages own security: 111GB of personal info exposed in S3 blunder

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"deliberate infringement can result in prison time"

Ha. But it never will.

Not for anything other than Mom-and-Pop businesses.

If you're big enough to lose millions of records, you're "too big to fail"

Nationwide UK web bank and app take unscheduled nap

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Hasn't it all been outsourced to IBM?

When they started condensing the patchwork of systems they inherited from the various smaller societies that got Borged, I was told at an AGM that it's an off-the-shelf IBM/SAP system.

Tesla reveals a less-long-legged truck, but a bigger reservation price

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Re: Electricity vs Petrol/Diesel prices

AAAAGH!

There is no "free charging". YOU don't pay - WE do!.

Freeloader.

China plots new Great Leap Forward: to IPv6

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So, if it's been around for so long....

... why is it so badly-done?

Thou shalt use our drone app, UK.gov to tell quadcopter pilots

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What is a "drone" anyway?

My son is building a plane from magicboard. It will probably weigh more than 250g once the batteries and motor are in. So I need to register this now?

To fix Intel's firmware fiasco, wait for Christmas Eve or 2018

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Re: Who/What does the "secure" in Secure Boot refer to?

If that's so, can I have an install binary that just formats the flash ROM in the Management Engine and leaves it at that?

Linus Torvalds 'sorry' for swearing, blames popularity of Linux itself

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Just read the wole thread

.. I think I would have been a bit intemperate at that patch, as well.... :-)

HP Inc – the no-drama one – is actually doing fine with PCs, printers

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Whodathunk

that actually making real stuff that people want is more successful than me-too cloudy-cloud and penny-pinched-into-oblivion services?

From Vega with love: Pegasus interstellar asteroid's next stop

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xSo Much For Subtlety

oA Complete Lack of Gravitas

Wow! They actually looked at me this time!

Perhaps we'd better keep an eye on this lot now...

BlackBerry Motion: The Phone That Won't Die

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Re: That's a good way to kill a Lithium rechargeable battery

It really depends on when the battery management decides the cell is at 0% and cuts off. If it does that a 3V, then the cell will be fine. 2.5V (or even 2.4V) and we are in damage territory.

The problem is that in order to get 4 stars for battery life from new the pressure will be to suck all of the available juice from the cell to get that rating.

Brace yourselves, fanboys. Winter is coming. And the iPhone X can't handle the cold

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Re: Reparative actions - breaking news?

My daughter pointed out, when looking at Uni brochures, that all of them tended to feature carefully diverse attractive friendship groups, chatting and laughing in a pleasant-looking field or garden.

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Re: Reparative actions - breaking news?

"Dear Diversity hire"

Munich council: To hell with Linux, we're going full Windows in 2020

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Re: Baffling

Problem is, that there isn't a good OSS replacement for Exchange/Outlook. There are email servers, and web-based email clients, but the integrated email/address book/calendering systems are web-based only, and usually not free.

UK Land Registry opens books on corporate owners

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Re: The interesting one will be how much land around the UK is owned by the big builders.*

I expect that the big builders were aware of this coming, and have already put their land bank in a suitably anonymous trust/foreign vehicle to hide the extent of their holdings.

Remember, it's not just for the profitz that the builders are not building on the land they hold. They bought a crap-ton during the last housing bubble, which is on the books at values that far exceed any real return available. If they were to actually build on the site, they would crystallize their losses, and become insolvent the next time their assets were properly audited.

Oh Brother: Hackers can crash your unpatched printers – researchers

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Brother firmware age

I wonder if they'll finally get round to fixing the crap cloud print client?

Every time I reboot my router, or the printer, I have to register is again on Google Cloud Print as a new device

Camera company, huh? Snap's nerd goggles look destined for landfill

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Where do I sign up to get one

... for $2, for parts!

Where hackers haven't directly influenced polls, they've undermined our faith in democracy

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Paper-plus-electronic voting machine

Proposal:

Voting machine has the usual touch screen.

Plus, a transparent window that lets you view a till-roll-style strip. The machine has several 100's of feet of paper, so it need not be opened until the poll is over.

You vote.

Vote is printed in an OCR-able form on the paper.

You confirm the vote (through the window) on the paper is as you voted.

The votes get stored both electronically, and as 4 inches of paper on the roll in the machine.

When a recount is requested, you can take the long reels of paper and count them either in another machine, or, in extremis, by hand.

So, the primary count is electronic, but it can be backed-up by two levels of physical re-count.

Amazon's answer to all those leaky AWS S3 buckets: A dashboard warning light

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Re: So basically an idiot light.

But, the Judge is in some senses, right. Take the car in to a dealer, and they'd charge you $50 for the oil, then another $70 to plug in the diagnostic computer and cancel the light.

China-owned Opera touts big comeback

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State enterprise

"The Group is focused on investments in China, Russia and other countries and regions of 'One belt, One Road' area to maximize return for investors and meanwhile dedicate to the national strategy and economic development"

In other words, it's an arm of the state. One belt, One Road is a vehicle for Chinese expansionism.

So, tell us again how tech giants are more important than US govt...

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Re: Perspective

Sorry - I read the Hutton report.

And the only sensible conclusion to the evidence was that the dossier was indeed "dodgy" and had had the drafting lead very firmly by the JSC, under the direction of Blair. The JSC did not write the words - they just sent it back until it contained the words they wanted.

The actual conclusion of course, was the usual whitewash. David Kelly died in vain, unfortunately.

Two drones, two crashes in two months: MoD still won't say why

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Re: MoD relies on spin and secrecy to deflect criticism

..the only odd thing is the inability to spot who in the MOD gets nice NocExec directorships at Thales.....

All your masts are belong to us outfit Arqiva confirms IPO plan

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Re: Typical

Private Equity types like buying asset-rich but cash-poor businesses, using the assets as collateral of infeasible amounts of debt, then essentially refunding their initial investment in special divvies, "fees" and other shenanigans. They then sit there, banking the dividends until the business goes bust, or they get to cash out again in an "IPO".

Bastards.

Hate to break it to you, but billions of people can see Uranus tonight

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Re: Forecast: clouds!

Yeah. If there is something to see in the sky, it WILL be raining. Or cloudy. Or some other piece of UK weather that makes the sky look like the inside of a snot-filled handkerchief.

Putting Astronomical events in a UK rag is just trolling.

Windows 10 Fall Creators Update tackles IT's true menace: Cheating gamers

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Re: W10 fall edition tackles IT's true menace: UPTIME

You must not be in front of it when it happens.

IBM broke its cloud by letting three domain names expire

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SoftLayer are not a Cloud Provider

They are an old-fashioned VPS hoster. And an expensive and inflexible one at that!

Remember how you said it was cool if your mobe network sold your name, number and location?

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Google slurping is not the same as MNO slurping.

With Google there's a deal. We give you all these free shinies, and you pay in personal data. The shinies are actually pretty good, so we accept the price.

With Mobile Operators, I pay for the service already. The subsequent monetization of my PII is essentially theft.

Argh, my loafer just fell down the rope ladder! Yes, I'm in the Microsoft treehouse

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WTF?

"outdoor gas fireplace"

WTF?

Not a green, green space then is it!