* Posts by The Empress

23 posts • joined 3 Nov 2013

Windows 0-day pops up out of nowhere Twitter

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Who gives a shit anymore

Windows is fucked. The end

Here's why AI can't make a catchier tune than the worst pop song in the charts right now

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Pop music is more or less made by machines already. The human, of which there are 6 or 7 in the entire industry, just press a buttons on the Macbook to string the parts together. After all, with 9 words, 1 beat and 3 notes, it's not all that hard.

IBM wants everyone to marvel at the size of its Strategic Imperatives

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The old IBM is back

And not in a good way. After obscuring their financials to the point where their CFO is pulling numbers out of his ass, IBM has returned to mass firings. Who doesn't think that the Board compensation committee decided to award execs according to how many people they toss out and that alone.

Farewell then, Slack: The grown-ups have arrived

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MS will screw it up

They will make a bloated clunky confusing mishmash that limps along while MS tells us it will work better if you only buy Azure and SharePoint. It won't work well with Android or iOS, it will have endless patches and unless your org is running a perfectly matched set of identical clients things will break. The beauty of Slack is that it precisely HASN'T changed much. It does what it needs to do, simply. They haven't tossed in 3 million horrible features no one wants.

Uni IT man stole £22k of Macs to pay for smack

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Macs are worth more per pound than heroin

Seems like he should be stealing heroin to buy Apple products.

UK takes first step towards criminalising driverless car hackers

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Let's hope all the hackers and they successfully defend their actions in court as female empowerment for women in STEM.

Twilight of the idols: The only philosophy HPE and IBM do these days is with an axe

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I can't understand why IBM's board isn't indicted

I can only conclude that they're being paid to be indifferent. At some point someone has to say they're not meeting the standard of fiduciary responsibility. Billions of dollars flushed down the toilet as executives award themselves absurd bonuses and rewards.

Shopped in Forever 21? There was bank-card-slurping malware in it for, like, forever

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that's fine - the only people who shop there are hookers, divorcees, and teenagers using their mom's stolen credit card.

Missed opportunity bingo: IBM's wasted years and the $92bn cash splurge

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You assume they would not screw up those acquisitions

IBM reliably takes over companies, drives out the talent, IBMifies the company and drives it into the ground under a mountain of process, bureaucracy and rules.


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Bond Villain 2.0

He wants to be a Bond villain like Bezos

IBM asks remaining staff to take career advice from HR-bot

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IBM has jobs?

That's a serious question. In my years there I never saw a single lateral posting that was real. I've never heard of someone using the system to actually find and get a different job. I never saw a single person hired in who wasn't a personal friend of a management consultant last hired by the VP. On rare occasions people were allowed to move laterally if they threatened to quit but that's clearly not going you work this time.

Cisco's purple princesses gush workplace joy

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Since their CEO for years was gay.

Debian Linux founder Ian Murdock dead at 42

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According to MSNBC

Global warming takes another one.

NSA spying is illegal? Then let's make it law, say Republicans

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Maybe you're unclear who the president is

Look it up. Black guy, funny name. A democrat. His program.

Forget Nokia: Finland's promising future is to be server central

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Of course you can racks and racks of servers pretty much anywhere on earth, which is kind of the point. And you're not committed to following byzantine European labor laws.

Windows XP's market share grows AGAIN!

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Which is more a statement that computers don't do anything materially better or different than 10 or 12 years ago. The rest of cosmetics.

Gmail falls over after hitting 'Great Firewall of China' – report

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The EU sticks to fines and lawsuits

It's so much more genteel and passive aggressive.

IT crisis looming: 'What if AWS goes pop, runs out of cash?'

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Who knew?

Who knew IBM would actually get something right by forcing the cloud sector to at least make their budget?

Siri, did we just take a hit in that voice-recog patent fight?

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Apple discovered they don't own all the courts

There's still a few they haven't bought

Symantec: Antivirus is 'DEAD' – no longer 'a moneymaker'

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makes sense

most malware threats are imaginary. run a firewall and you'll eliminate nearly all of it.

How Microsoft can keep Win XP alive – and WHY: A real-world example

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Or you could set aside the depreciation for 10 years and use that accrued amount to buy new computers

Private pain: Dell layoff bloodbath to hit over 15,000 staffers – insiders

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So all those jobs were soon going to China anyway.

iPad Air peels off in racy pics for wide-eyed geeks, reveals 'worst battery ever

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What We have said for years

Is to either make these infernal devices sealed and waterproof or open with replaceable batteries. Not NEITHER of those things.


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