Posts by magindville

We'll build Elon Musk's Hyperloop ... if you lob us ONE-MEELLION dollars

My suggestion to you.... "meal it orally".

Alien planet is just like EARTH - except for ONE tiny detail

If I lived on this planet, I'd be concerned when we ran into the sun. Until then, I'll just do drugs and play music.

San Fran tech hub wants hookers and hackers for Halloween

... just for Halloween? Then what? Fat soccer moms? Hackers tend to be pussies who sit behind a computer screen and play "tough guy" without ever showing up on the scene. It's a sad life, but even jerkoffs have a purpose.

Dark matter: Good news, everyone! We've found ... NOTHING AT ALL

Re: LUX Dark Matter Collaboration

both and neither at the same time

can you guys come up with a new mask? It's Halloween for god's sake.

Re: perhaps dark matter/energy is cosmological philogiston

I think you meant to say "Modified Newtonian Dianetics", but that means you have to believe in L Ron Hubbard. Hey, maybe that's what they're doing at CERN... it's just a Large Head Ron Collider

Re: Higgs transfers mass, not gravity

Do you suppose that it's just coincidence, or is it fitting that "Higgs Boson" alludes to the fact that some doped up clown came up with the idea. That's what I think.

Some people say we live in a computer, but that then begs the question of "What is outside of the computer?" My guess is that it's dark matter, but it doesn't really matter.

Re: Electrical model of the universe

Let me guess... the electricity came from nothing.

Re: Electrical model of the universe

oh... so you're the guy from Logan's Run?? I think his name was "Logan" but I could have the last two letters of his name wrong.

How to find "nothing".

...stop looking for it. Its impossible to find "nothing" using instruments, definitions, words, feelings, emotions, etch-a-sketches, or speak n spells since using "something" to find "nothing" inevitably invalidates the meaning of "nothing".