Re: Wow - I'm worried!
Unfortunately, it follows the daily fail/BBC standard format for an article:
1. You should be scared because this is bad, really, really bad
2. It is even worse than this other bad thing.
3. It is about to get much worse than that.
So formulaic. It is almost as predictable as the format of just about any blog/supposedly informative article, for example, how do I turn my phone on:
You have come here asking the question "how do I turn my phone on"
In this article we will show you in easy steps how to turn on your phone.
Just follow our simple guided pictures or click on the link to view a video (where this all starts again but with someone with an annoying voice telling you the same things in a really patronising way over some loud and inapproriate music, with long, willy waving, intro titles and end titles)
When you have finished reading this article you will know how to turn on your phone.
Step 1: Press the button
That's it! You now know how to turn on your phone. Thanks for reading/ watching Don't forget to like us on farcebook and look at our many other helpful articles.
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Bugger off already!!!!
Sorry, seem to have slipped off onto a rant there - beers all round to compensate? :-)