* Posts by Oh Homer

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Revealed ... GCHQ's incredible hacking tool to sweep net for vulnerabilities: Nmap

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

So GCHQ is breaking the law

The Computer Misuse Act 1990 (plus amendments) in the UK, local laws in whatever countries it's hacking in, and various international treaties.

Admittedly pointing out that GCHQ is breaking the law is about as futile as pointing out that Israel is committing genocide. Laws are farcical without the means to enforce them.

Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

"ultimately it is against the law"

Bollocks. Some 10 second silent GIF showing a goal is not a copyright infringement, it's fair use for the purpose of social commentary.

These copyright terrorists need to be taken outside and shot.

Scotland's BIG question: Will independence cost me my broadband?

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Facepalm

Re: BBC "propping up" Scotland

BBC content that's paid for by the TV tax is also broadcast for profit in America. Is the BBC "propping up" America, or is that "drivel" too, by your definition?

The BBC is an ambivalent entity that can't seem to make up its mind if it's a public utility or a private corporation, and in reality is a private corporation funded by misappropriated taxpayers money. On the day that it ceases "propping up" America with this fraudulent activity (or conversely stops leaching from taxpayers), both it and its loyal acolytes can feel justified in whining about it also "propping up" Scotland.

If Scotland does in fact become an independent country, Amazon et al can continue selling us goods from Amazon UK, Amazon US or anywhere else it likes, but unless it also incorporates in Scotland it may find itself at a considerable disadvantage with respect to import duty and tax relief, assuming an independent Scotland decides to implement such things. That is after all the sole reason that global companies establish local operations in the first place.

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Re: BBC "propping up" Scotland

By that same logic, StarBucks, Google and Amazon UK receive investment from their respective US parent operations, therefore the UK is not really independent.

Erm...

Well, if you want to look at it in terms of corporate globalism, it isn't. No country is. And despite the hype (and the tax "license") the BBC is just another global corporation (£5 billion a year, apparently).

Back on topic, whatever happens to broadband in Scotland, it can't possibly be any worse than it already is, so I for one welcome our new Scottish overlords.

Google's Pankhurst doodle doo-doo shows the perils of using Google to find stuff out

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Facepalm

"Wikipedia, though, boldly insists that Pankhurst was born..."

...on the official date recorded by the Register's Office, as opposed to the date she just made up.

For shame, Wiki-tards, how dare you stick to those abominable "fact" things?

Cambridge Assessment exams CHAOS: Computing students' work may be BINNED

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Re: Initialism overload

Yes, I instinctively know that you got it. :D

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Initialism overload

Apparently OCR is a compound initialism that stands for Oxford, Cambridge and RSA, and RSA in turn rather inaccurately stands for the Royal Society for the encouragement of Arts, Manufactures and Commerce. So really the whole thing should be OCRSAMC, to which my response would be OMFGWALOB.

Brought to you by Oxford, Cambridge and the Royal whatsit, proud ambassadors of the English language, an' shit.

REVEALED: Google's proposed indie music-killing contract terms

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Author retains copyright

Having read the contract, it's clearly a far better deal than would be offered by Universal, Warner or Sony, all of which would assume copyright ownership of the material in question, unlike Google:

2. LICENSE.

a. Provider Content License. Provider grants to Google a non-exclusive, limited right and license to host, cache, route, index, transmit, store, copy, [etc.]

...

g. Reservation of Rights. Except for the licenses granted hereunder: (i) as between Google and Provider, all rights, title and interests (including all intellectual property rights) in and to the Provider Content, Reference Files, ID Files (created by Provider and furnished to Google by Provider), Provider Brand Features, and Provider cover art and associated materials furnished to Google by Provider will remain with Provider in accordance with and subject to applicable law

Sorry, but I'm having a hard time seeing how this can possibly be worse than completely losing title to your own property, as would be the case with any other music publisher.

'Hashtag' added to the OED – but # isn't a hash, pound, nor number sign

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Re: “OED is descriptive”

@Squander Two: It seems there's more than one person here who's irony deficient (re: cockwomble).

I don't expect language to be clinical and soulless, but equally I don't especially enjoy the legitimisation and promotion of ignorance, which seems to be the OED's primary role these days.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: “OED is descriptive”

@Irony Deficient: Well, by that reasoning, the word "sacrebleu" is English because it has been spoken by Englishmen. For that matter, one might argue that every word in existence is English for the same reason.

I don't see the ordinary man on the street proclaiming these words to be English, I see a single publisher arbitrarily declaring them as such.

It's not that I'm being a cockwomble (see what I did there?), after all I fully appreciate that language needs to be dynamic in order to describe the new facets of an evolving culture, but the problem is that many of these new words are not being created out of the necessity to describe something new, they're being created unnecessarily by illiterate people (mostly Americans, it seems), who are blissfully ignorant of the perfectly adequate words that already exist to describe things that are fundamentally not really new at all.

It's like a sort of idioglossia pandemic borne of ignorance, and the OED is merely legitimising that ignorance.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: "OED is descriptive"

Yes, but who exactly gets to decide what qualifies as "English", just because it's a new word that appears on the Internet? If it's new, then how exactly is anyone supposed to determine which language it belongs to? Why not designate it as French or Klingon or Gibberish instead?

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Oxford's destruction of English continues unabashed

They should just rename it the Americanese Dickshunairy and be done with it.

Waiting gamer slams no-show show: E3 – was that it?

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Garbage

Just like today's films, TV, music and everything else in the Content® manufacturing industry, video games are utter garbage - all hype and technical wizardry, but with no real substance or entertainment value.

Kids hack Canadian ATM during LUNCH HOUR

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Facepalm

Re: Security through Obscurity

No, just yet another example of why Windows should never be used for any security sensitive purpose. Ever.

Intel pleads for €1bn EU fine to be overturned, is denied

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Facepalm

Re: "all AMD needed to do..."

...was engage in the same racketeering as Intel, but with far less resources and thus no hope of succeeding, which is a somewhat disingenuous "solution".

Chrome OS leaks data to Google before switching on a VPN, says GCHQ

Oh Homer
Headmaster

The problem with SELinux

Has nothing to do with trust, since a) it's open source and thus fully auditable, and b) the NSA washed their hands of it years ago (indeed they regret ever having released it, which is a very good sign), and thus no longer have any influence over it (and it's not like there's any obscure encryption code in there that could have been deliberately weakened).

No, the problem with SELinux is it's just too damned complicated for the average user to understand and maintain, which itself represents a security risk, because if you can't understand it then you can't use it effectively, in fact you're literally lulled into a false sense of security. You end up completely dependent on upstream and/or distro maintainers to provide secure SELinux policies (so in that sense I suppose it really is a question of trust), and sadly they are not only fallible but indeed sometimes appear to have a rather contemptuous attitude toward security.

See PolicyKit as another equally complex and obfuscated example.

I'm a firm believer in the KISS principle, or as da Vinci once put it; "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication". The complexity of SELinux makes it utterly useless, IMO, and quite possibly dangerous.

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Re: TRAITORS

In an increasingly totalitarian regime, like the United States of Britain, one has a moral obligation to be a traitor.

Snowden shoots back: 'So you DO have my emails, after all'

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Facepalm

@Matt Bryant, Re: "Boner ... kindergarten ... leftie" etc.

See: irony.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: "the potential source of my thumbs downers"

No actually that's just Steve Knox and Matt Bryant, the NSA's fascist little fan club.

Oh Homer
Holmes

Re: "I would expect the NSA..."

...to break the law then lie about it, as has already been proven.

The British are coming! The British are coming! And they're buying Surface fondleslabs

Oh Homer
Terminator

Microsoft's "3.3 per cent market share"

Is it even worth mentioning Microsoft at all in such an article?

Just let it die already, and good riddance.

Using email? Text messages? Congrats, you're in the 'underbelly of dark social sharing'

Oh Homer
Paris Hilton

"dark social"

Oh poor spammers. Let me wipe the tears from my glass eye.

Brits to vote: Which pressing scientific challenge should get £10m thrown at it?

Oh Homer
Holmes

6 out of 6

Paralysis - how can we restore movement to those with paralysis;

Electroencephalogram-controlled pneumatic prosthetics (already invented).

Antibiotics - how can we prevent the rise of resistance to antibiotics;

Stop using them.

Food - how can we ensure everyone has nutritious, sustainable food;

Stop being greedy, and freely redistribute the 17% of food we currently overproduce.

Dementia - how can we help people with dementia to live independently for longer;

Stop trying to force the elderly and infirm to live in isolation, and take responsibility for caring for them, instead of discarding them like trash.

Flight - how can we fly without damaging the environment;

Solar-powered aircraft (already invented).

Water - how can we ensure everyone has access to safe and clean water.

Solar stills, wells and desalination plants (already invented).

I claim my £10 million prize.

Please donate it to Oxfam.

Google Maps can now tell cyclists how HIGH they will get

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Facepalm

According to Google

The 700ft drop from my cottage down to my local village qualifies as "mostly flat".

By that standard, I suppose K2 is a "bit hilly".

Builder could lose golden ticket to Google's King Cross chocolate factory

Oh Homer
Headmaster

"what we can achieve in King’s Cross"

It's just a building. What exactly do they expect to "achieve" in one building that they wouldn't in any other?

I'd be more concerned about what certain people "achieve" outside a building in King's Cross, especially after dark.

Or maybe that's part of Google's perks package.

Amazon granted patent for taking photos against a white background – seriously

Oh Homer
Coffee/keyboard

Insane

Clearly the USPTO has given up any pretence of legitimacy. It might as well be replaced with a vending machine.

$3.2bn Apple deal would make hip-hop mogul Dr Dre a BEEELLLIONAIRE

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Perfect match

It makes sense that con-artists like Apple would buy into a scam like Beats Audio.

The verdict is in: Samsung to pay Apple $120m chump change, but gets tiny rebate

Oh Homer
Facepalm

Re: Wait a minute...

Ooh, it parses @ symbols too, Sweeney! Well that definitely makes it worth $120 million.

Oh Homer
Paris Hilton

Re: Wait a minute...

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that adding "http://" to an unbroken string beginning with "www" is somehow worth $120 million, even if you throw in that other idea that's probably been around since the ancient egyptians.

New secure OS will put Tails between NSA's legs

Oh Homer
Headmaster

re: "draw attention"

The problem now for the NSA is that everyone is taking one measure or another to protect themselves from the NSA's prying eyes, so no single part of that frenzy is likely to draw any more attention than the rest of it.

Security guru: You can't blame EDWARD SNOWDEN for making US clouds LOOK leaky

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Facepalm

Blaming Snowden was even an option?

Ignorance is bliss, is it?

Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer – advice from US, UK, EU

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Headmaster

re: "Microsoft is unicorn farts that tastes like rainbows"

I'm fairly confident that even the most hardcore Microsoft fanboi no longer holds that opinion. That shark is well and truly jumped.

Oh Homer
Paris Hilton

Re: "two websites that didn't work well without [IE]"

There are still websites that demand a web browser with just a 10% market share?

Wow, that's true loyalty.

Got Windows 8.1 Update yet? Get ready for YET ANOTHER ONE – rumor

Oh Homer
Facepalm

Yawn

ZZzzz...

AMD posts $1.4bn in sales, beats Wall Street moneymen's predictions

Oh Homer
Alien

Bit-what now?

Sorry, I have no idea what you're yammering about. WTF does a CPU/GPU manufacturer have to do with virtual currency? 99.999% of the people who buy these things just want to play games, and have never even heard of bitcoin.

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Good.

Thankfully we still have at least one alternative to Intel's racket.

Gnome Foundation runs out of cash

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Big Brother

Re: RedHat will save them

Yes, sadly that seems inevitable, given how many Gnome developers and Gnome Foundation members are Red Hat employees (e.g. Poettering). In fact Red Hat should probably just buy Gnome; it already owns it in every practical sense anyway, and is essentially the only Gnome 3 distro (by default).

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Facepalm

Re: "who copied who(sic)"

Windows 7 copied KDE4, not Vista, and KDE4 most certainly did predate Windows 7. Vista, on the other hand, was primarily copied from OS X.

'I was like, yea!' 5-year-old found his Xbox so easy to use, he hacked it

Oh Homer
Headmaster

"systemd ... is one of the first essential programs to launch"

Not on any of my Linux boxes.

Microsoft: We've got HUNDREDS of patents on Android tech

Oh Homer
FAIL

Hundreds of ... lies

Hundreds of bogus patents along the lines of "rounded rectangles", just like Apple.

If there were any actual substance to these patents, Microsoft wouldn't be so coy about them. Their victims are no doubt coughing up just to avoid protracted litigation - a lose-lose proposition.

Google teases more modular smartphone details in run-up to dev meet-up

Oh Homer
Happy

Yay!

And they said it would never happen.

I QUIT: Mozilla's anti-gay-marriage Brendan Eich leaps out of door

Oh Homer
WTF?

Re: "Intollerance(sic) won"

Is racism just a "particular point of view" too?

Why don't we just go back to having slaves, while we're at it?

Sorry, but bigotry is not just a "particular point of view", any more than slitting somebody's throat is just another way of saying hello.

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Re: "Intollerance(sic) won"

Since when should people be expected to be tolerant of bigots?

Apple: You're a copycat! Samsung: This is really about Google, isn't it?

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: "Apple Newton was out first"

"So what?" I see, so first you make a bullshit claim then, when you're proven wrong, you pretend you asked a completely different question, whilst neatly ignoring the entire topic of the article, re: who copied whom.

As for subjective things like "quality", crApple's garbage has had more than its fair share of failures, and it's financial success is purely driven by exorbitant prices (which is why it makes more money than anyone else, despite having a tiny market share). That's all very laudable, I suppose, if you're the sort of person who admires rip-off artists.

But as fascinating as that is, the point of this article is who copied whom, and given that Apple is the least innovative plagiarist in history, clearly it's Apple that copied everyone else.

If I were you, I'd pick a replacement "SuccessCase", because your current one seems to have failed.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: "Apple Newton was out first"

Sorry Mr. BasketCase but, as you were already told six months ago, the first portable resistive touch screen device with handwriting recognition was actually the Linus Write-Top, released in 1987, a full six years before the Newton.

US to strengthen privacy rights for Euro bods' personal data transfers

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Re: "Please use our cloud"

Yes, this "Safe Harbor(sic)" nonsense amounts to nothing more than a checkbox on an insurance form - a mindless bureaucratic exercise that doesn't bear any correlation to reality.

Oh Homer
Windows

Re: "Please use our cloud"

That's what this PR exercise is really about. The continued opportunity to easily spy on us, yes, but also the fact that American corporations are screaming blue murder about the business the NSA caused them to lose.

Spying on ones supposed allies is important, and all that, but in the Land of the Fee money is always the number one priority.

BT snatches crown: Soars to top of complaints list

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

State owned

My only complaint is that, now it's no longer state owned, BT has basically given up serving rural areas.

At least nationalised industries aren't profit-oriented, and thus people like me might actually have stood a chance of getting decent broadband some time before we die of old age.

It's EE vs Vodafone: 'How good is my signal' study descends into network bunfight

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Unhappy

Indoors or outdoors

I live at the top of a hill. I have three different handsets, three SIMs, one from Voda, EE and O2.

Goes outside and waves at big cell tower in the distance.

Zero bars.

Three miles further away from the tower, at the bottom of the hill, no longer able to see the tower.

Five bars.

Microsoft exec: I don't know HOW our market share sunk

Oh Homer
Windows

How did it happen?

In a word: Ballmer.