Posts by denzil

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

cloud storage ..... ill show them cloud storage

KARMA POLICE: GCHQ spooks spied on every web user ever

'well unless you are a crim, what have you got to hide?'

in that case im sure you wont mind us all having a look though you phone and computers personal messages,photos and email then. after all "unless you are a crim, what have you got to hide?'

Painfully insecure GDS spaffs £21,000 on online narcissism tool

21k to find out we think there a bunch of useless c$%@s ,i could have told them for free

Buh bye fakers? Amazon tweaks customer product reviews system

trustworthy i think not

i left a bad review after buying a pile of c^^^ replacement iphone screen via amazon , after refusing to remove it myself ( even after the supplier tried to bribe me (and yes i did forward the email containing the "offer" to amazon )) , amazon just deleted it them self and refused to reinstate it even after countless emails and phone calls . so why would anyone trust there reviews ? .

note:

it was meant to be a iphone 5s replacement digitizer/screen , turned up cracked ( wasnt too bothered about that ,accidents happen ) but it turned out to be a iphone 5s screen with a iphone 5 digitizer ( wasn't too bothered about that either, production faults happen ) so i asked the supplier to replace it and they returned the same unit back to me ( after 3 weeks !) saying they had tested it and were unable to find a fault ! ( still have it at home complete with the company's anti tramper stickers on it ,)

The iPAD launch BEFORE it happened: SPECULATIVE GUFF ahead of actual event

well if a tech ninja like steven fry is excited , we should all be .............

Rise of the Machines: FIRST HUMAN VICTIM – 2015

Re: And this affects me how?

BMW by any chance ?

:)

Kenyan court case could sound death knell for mobile money

greedy bankers . are you sure !.

Every billionaire needs a PANZER TANK, right? STOP THERE, Paul Allen

Re: Picking the nit...

picking the nit

i know it can be a shock but the u.s.a were not the only people fighting the nazis in ww2

what about all the tanks from the uk and ussr or dont they count ?

The police are WRONG: Watching YouTube videos is NOT illegal

I favour an alternative explanation: that the British police now truly believe they have the right to state that something's illegal even when that's not the case

no sh*t sherlock

i was recently stopped by the police ( walking home @ 4am from a party ) , i was asked if i had been

in trouble with the police before , has to remind them that you cant be in trouble with the police as they are just a agent of the law , they were not impressed , even less so when i refused to give my name and address and inform them where i had been that night , unless they wanted to arrested me .( they didnt btw). they also tried to tell me that me drinking in a pubic area was a offence ( i live 800 yards from the party so i had a open tin of cider with me) had to point out on the sign that it states "its a offence to drink in a this area if requested to stop........"

note : usually i wouldnt have a problem with the old bill , but the attitude of the two idiots who stopped me was shocking .

True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

ive never understood why people watch this type of video ?

if people didnt watch them they would stop making them simple as that .

Lawyer for alleged Silk Road kingpin wants all evidence thrown out

when has the law ever got in the way of american "justice"

lets face it he is all ready guilty other wise how did they sell

off all his bit coins before he even went to court ?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/07/02/silk_road_bitcoin_auction/

BT slapped down by BSkyB over O2 broadband 'switch off' porkies

it seams like everyday we see this virgin - sky - talk talk getting there wrists slapped with a damp bit of string for misleading adverts ( out and out lies is a better term !)

ffs when will the asa do something , start fining them the max amount , ban them for advertising for six month , stop them taking on new customers ,for god sake do something , the only people that seam to suffer from this are the customers that are lied to

asa grow some balls

Official: MoJ IT workers on STRIKE over outsourcing job fears

"We will work with staff, trade unions and other stakeholders to assess any impacts on staff."

then we will still f**k them over and out source the work to india anyway.

got to love it , lets pay a french company (who probably don't pay any taxes in the uk ) to out source work to india ( that way we wont have to worry about them paying tax or ni either)

that way we can stick another load of skilled workers in to the unemployment

queue or shelf filling in tescos for a minimal wage on a zero hour contact

that way we can pay them the dole or what ever the income top up is called

this week , we can also pay them housing benefit ( sorry if the benefit names are incorrect , its been a while ;) )

all to save money ....... oh hang on.

NOT APPY: Black cab drivers enraged by Hailo as taxi tech wars rage on

i stopped using black cabs years ago ,simply because a friend of mine was dating one and all we ever

heard was about how much money he made and how little tax he paid .

and lets face it , if i wanted to sit somewhere with a moronic ,racist , thieving sexist twats id would become a mp .

Mobe operators, need to check your network? There’s an app for that

i would love this software , then maybe three would stop feeding me constant BS about the signal i get .

These lucky people get paid to play cyber war games

some geeks have all the fun :)

and its "play host" not "pay host" :)

Mac fans: You don't need Windows to get ripped off in tech support scams

Re: Messing with their tiny minds

as soon as i know its a scam call i switch in to " how the hell did you get this number , this is a ministry of defense secure line" ( thinking of changing that to a n.s.a secure line :) ) , then insist on speaking to there managing director while mutter about the official secrets act and people going to jail for a very long time and holding the phone six inches away from my face and asking captain Mainwaring ( showing my age :( ) " to get a type one trace on this call NOW " amazing how fast they hang the phone up