* Posts by Bloodbeastterror

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Android 11 Beta 1 leaks on to handful of handsets days after official release postponed

Bloodbeastterror

Re: New Icons, wooiaaahhh

Well, if I need a changelog to see the differences, then the differences aren't in any way significant to my usage of the device, no? And as I stated, even after use of a new OS I've always thought "Meh! What changes?" The A/B partitions are a great idea but of minimal impact to day-to-day user experience, Dalvik-to-ART may have had a tiny (imperceptible) effect on app installation, black mode systemwide is nice. But overall, new version, same old same old.

The important thing is shouting "new, shiny" and selling more phones.

Bloodbeastterror

Re: New Icons, wooiaaahhh

"Superb, new icons"

I agree. Each time I've upgraded an Android version (my Nexus 6 was originally on L, I think, and is now on Q) I've thought "What difference is there exactly...?"

When you have a working system, all you can do is tinker round the edges. If icons are the stand-out improvement, then I think we've arrived at the end of the line. Still, gotta sell those phones...

So you really didn't touch the settings at all, huh? Well, this print-out from my secret backup says otherwise

Bloodbeastterror

Re: "the concept of saving face"

"Why did you drag politics in... dislike folks putting politics into everything."

Because politics *is* everything. It governs every single aspect of our lives. All I did was extrapolate from office-level to national in a (I hope) humorous way.

Bloodbeastterror

Re: "the concept of saving face"

"entire readership of the spectator"

I'm guessing that they didn't get the not-very-subtle (but funny, I hope) phrasing. "Duh, this idiot doesn't even know that our lovely Boris *is* the PM. What a dope!" Duh...

Bloodbeastterror

"the concept of saving face"

We could do with some of that in the UK at the moment with the Prime Minister and Boris Johnson.

Plus Gove, of course. People with a shame bypass.

Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it

Bloodbeastterror

Ant-elephant paint

(Warning - oldies but goldies...)

I painted my roof with it and I haven't had a single elephant up there. Boom Boom.

You know this Land of the Free thing, yeah? Well then, why allow the FBI to trawl through America's browsing history without a warrant?

Bloodbeastterror

"1-hour Cleaners"

"The Land of the Free" trademark reminds me of the Monty Python sketch where one of them presents a coat for cleaning and is told it will be ready in a week.

"But this is 1-Hour Cleaners!"

"That's just the name of the shop."

We're in a timeline where Dettol maker has to beg folks not to inject cleaning fluid into their veins. Thanks, Trump

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@cornetman

Yes, entirely correct. I thought that GWB was an appalling dunderhead and rejoiced when America overcame its inherent racism to elect Obama, a man of culture, elegance and thoughtfulness. Then Trump... Nuff said.

Then I saw an interview with GWB a couple of years ago and he had become the statesman I wish he'd been able to be during his presidency. Not of Obama's standard, but a whole lot better than the pressures of the presidency allowed (I'm trying to be generous here).

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

Bloodbeastterror

Re: Naomi Klein

@NerryTutkins

"I think you'll find that unlike the terrorist bogeymen, this virus is 100% real"

I don't think you've grasped the meaning of "the shock doctrine". It doesn't imply that the events upon which power-hungry manipulators seize are imaginary - they are genuine events which the manipulators use in order to twist the knife a bit more into our freedom. "Terrorists and murders are at your gates. We're here to help. We just need you to follow these rules." And the populace, frightened by the hysteria whipped up by a docile press, say "Yes, ok then."

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Benjamin Franklin

Bloodbeastterror

Naomi Klein

The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism

I've commented here before - if you read this and your blood doesn't boil, you haven't read it properly.

And here we go again - the next opportunity to diminish our freedoms still further.

"We're doing this temporarily to increase your safety."

Time and the virus pass...

"Yes, I know we originally said it was temporary, but things have changed."

Like other tech giants, Netflix gets govt takedown demands – and impressively, none of them involve Adam Sandler

Bloodbeastterror

Adam Sandler...

How apt that the writer chooses him. The Mark of Quality. One that I avoid at all costs. I gave him the benefit of the doubt with Uncut Gems because of the rave reviews, but alas, as with all other Sandler films, it stinks like a skunk.

London's Westminster Council wins appeal against phonebooth-cum-massive-digital-advert

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Lexus 430

I remember quite a few years ago that the Lexus 430 sports car with Mark Levinson sound system was advertised as "A great sound system with a car attached" (or words to that effect).

This is just a ruse to clog the streets with more unwanted furniture, distraction and adverts. Nothing whatsoever to do with erecting a useful-to-the-public amenity. A moving billboard with a phone attached.

Attention! Very important science: Tapping a can of fizzy beer does... absolutely nothing

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The Beer Hunter

Six people, six cans of beer. One person goes out of room, frantically shakes one can. Each person chooses a can. Holds it to ear. Pulls the ring-pull. Hilarity ensues.

Not just adhesive, but alcohol-resistant adhesive: Well done, Apple. Airpods Pro repairability is a zero

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I continue to be baffled...

...why people continue to put up with these shabby designs and shabbier contempt from this company. Give your money to a business who at least pretend to show some concern for their customers. Stop feeding the Apple troll.

Chinese sleazeball's 17-year game of hide-and-seek ends after drone finds him on mountain

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Good news: Microsoft is doubling your OneDrive storage for more than double your money

Bloodbeastterror

"And if your house burns down?"

For that reason I have a fire safe which should withstand an hour's fire. If my house burns down I doubt that my photos will be my major concern.

I've just ordered a WD 12TB drive to back up my Seagate 1, 3, 5 and 8TB drives, each daisy-chained from my 500GB laptop SSD via Synchredible to the next. I reckon that so many copies constitute a reasonable backup strategy, no? And they're mine, all mine. No monthly payments, 60MB/s retrieval when I need it rather than a tenth of that rate on a good day. And I have no intention of cancelling my WD contract with myself, so my data will be available for as long as the drives work, not for as long as MS/Google/AWS decide that they think I'm a good enough (read "money") customer.

No-brainer, innit?

(Oh, and of course I have my "essential" files backed up for external access on Dropbox/Drive/Onedrive - but if they fold, so what...?)

Good old Auntie Beeb's mobile app berates kids for being rubbish online

Bloodbeastterror

Goatse

Thanks for that. Something that I can never unsee... :-)

You look like a fungi. Got mushroom in your life to build stuff with mycelium computers?

Bloodbeastterror

"a fungi"

The writer is an illiterates.

How much pass could LastPass pass if LastPass passed last pass? Login-leaking security hole fixed

Bloodbeastterror

"make sure they have updated"

Easier said than done. I could see no version info in my Lastpass vault; I had to check the version on the executable, and it was still a 4.1 version from August. Nor could I see an update function; eventually I had to uninstall the 4.1 version, then download and install 4.33. Not a big deal, but equally not very helpful.

New lows at Bose as firmware update woes infuriate soundbar bros

Bloodbeastterror

"sound quality issues with flatscreen TVs"

I mistakenly bought a Denon soundbar for my new Samsung Series 7 TV. Denon are hifi specialists and I had high hopes. It was ok. The extra bass was nice, but the treble was sadly lacking.

It kept disconnecting. Richer Sounds were, as usual, excellent and refunded my money without a quibble.

The cruncher was that quite a few times over the couple of weeks when I had the soundbar I thought "Well, it sounds better, clearer today" only to discover that I was listening to the tinny TV speakers.

My new audiophile setup is a pair of 12"x4" MDF panels angled at 45 degrees placed under the down-firing speakers. They bounce the sound out into the room very nicely indeed, and at a couple of quid are more satisfying than the £300 Denon.

GDP-arrrrrrgggghhh! A no-deal Brexit: So what are you going to do with all that lovely data?

Bloodbeastterror

Re: Why should I suffer?

"*gulp*"

No, still no clue what side you're on. Do try to make your point clearly, there's a good AC.

Bloodbeastterror

Re: Why should I suffer?

"You've been listening to the mainstream media."

I genuinely have no idea whether you're agreeing with me or dissenting.

Bloodbeastterror

Re: Why should I suffer?

"because you elect them."

Think about that statement for a moment.

Johnson was "elected" by around 100,000 Tory voters, predominantly hammy old white men.

Cummings has never been elected at all and yet is allowed apparently free rein to run the government.

Bloodbeastterror

Thank god...

...for the work that our elected representatives on all sides are doing to protect us all from catastrophe. We elect politicians into a professional role precisely for this - to make judgments that amateurs are not qualified to make. We pay them a salary and give them resources to devote time to researching difficult subjects that the working person doesn't have time for. Part of this role is to prevent the usurping of democracy, especially by unelected backroom shadows like the weasel Cummings (and to an extent Campbell, though he at least had a smart master).

To say "We've had enough of experts" is to turn the clock back to the middle ages. If your child needs surgery, do you go to an experienced surgeon or to the wise woman down the road? (And yes, I'm perfectly aware that some of you would choose the latter). Parliament is doing what we elected and paid for it to do - to prevent all of us, man, woman and child, from losing ***on the government's own best-scenario estimate***, £600 a year every year. Rees-Mogg can afford that - most people can't.

More power to their elbow to block and ideally destroy that straw-haired and straw-headed buffoon who has clearly modelled himself on Trump.

Android PDF app with just 100m downloads caught sneaking malware into mobes

Bloodbeastterror

Re: "The Register has reached out to CamScanner's developer"

Woo hoo! I thought I was the only person in the Reg readership interested in proper English. Thank you... :-)

US gives Chinese smuggler 37 months in the slammer for selling knock-off Apple kit

Bloodbeastterror

Quality?

I've no doubt that my prejudices have been massively reinforced by Louis Rossman's Youtube videos on Apple "quality", but can these knock-offs have been any worse than the genuine article?

If at first you don't succeed, Fold? Nope. Samsung redesigns bendy screen for fresh launch in September

Bloodbeastterror

Another solution...

...in search of a problem.

Does anyone genuinely want a folding phone? Every moving piece is another opportunity for failure, and when that moving piece is the entire purpose of the device, its screen, then it seems doomed right from the start. And also from the second start. It really smacks of desperation.

14 sailors die aboard Russian cable spy, er, ocean research nuke sub after fire breaks out

Bloodbeastterror

Suspension of comedy headline?

Maybe it's just me, but given the substance of this horrific incident is the use of the Register's comedic headline style not totally out of place here?

Poetic justice: Mum funnels £100 into claw machine to win single Dumbo teddy for her kid

Bloodbeastterror

Re: But I know a lot of "intelligent" and "clever" people who play the lottery.

"...because you never buy a ticket."

"Lord, Lord, please let me win the lottery."

"Oh Lord, please please let me win the lottery."

"Please, Lord, please let me win the lottery."

"Jock, meet me half way - buy a ticket."

(Please don't flame me for national stereotyping - I'm just repeating the joke as I heard it... :-) )

Former UK PM Tony Blair urges governments to sort out online ID

Bloodbeastterror

Re: Yeuch...

Agree. Mao, Pol Pot, Erdogan, Trump. Just off the top of my head. And need I mention Godwin?

Bloodbeastterror

Re: Yeuch...

"silly mischaracterisation"

I have absolutely no clue what your comment is intended to mean...

But of course I hate Thatcher (spit), as any decent human being does. Another failed attempt at a human being, no feeling for people, only worship for money, a thoroughly bad woman who destroyed huge swathes of British manufacturing, sold at knock-down prices the gas, telephone and water (water, FFS!) infrastructure that we had all paid for via taxation, all out of ideological dogmatism; and also ruined the lives of millions while enriching her wealthy cronies. I have no doubt the vile creature would have privatised air if she'd been able to come up with a way of achieving it. I drank a toast the day she died. Good riddance.

Bloodbeastterror

Re: One of my favourite quotes ever

Peter Hitchens - "how olympically dim..."

A bit rich coming from the dimmer of the Hitchens brothers.

Bloodbeastterror

Yeuch...

Isn't this shameless greedy parasitic Thatcher-in-trousers ever going to fade into the swamp back under his slimy stone where he deserves to be rather than swanning round the world raking in cash from despots? A thoroughly vile failed human being who destroyed the Labour party right from the word go - inviting Thatcher back into Downing Street, taking bribes from Bernie Ecclestone to allow cigarette advertising on F1 cars... and then ever downhill from that low starting point.

Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

Bloodbeastterror

The UK in a nutshell...

Small minds with limited vision who just can't see any picture at all, never mind the big one.

£338k? Grayling spends more than that on lunch.

We knew it was coming: Bureaucratic cockup triggers '6-month' delay of age verification block on porno in the UK

Bloodbeastterror

Re: "the holdup is due to DCMS having failed to notify the European Commission in time"

Oh come on now. They couldn't possibly have known in advance that the 75th anniversary would fall on a Friday...

Stiff penalty: Prenda Law copyright troll gets 14 years of hard time for blue view 'n sue scam

Bloodbeastterror

Robe...?

@Whiznot

Just curious - are you referring to the colour of the judge's robe? I ask because in the UK we also have "red judges".

That magical super material Apple hopes will hit backspace on its keyboard woes? Nylon

Bloodbeastterror

Louis Rossmann

I recommend checking out this guy's channel. He can be long-winded, but many of his videos are mindblowing in their revealing of just how poor Apple's design and customer service really are. Fanbois will sing praises of the wonderful service Apple give; Rossmann shows the other side of the coin in irrefutable technical detail.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

Bloodbeastterror

Re: The only conspiracy

The Da Vinci Code? Nah, defrag is far more exciting. And better written.

Bandersnatch to gander snatched: Black Mirror choices can be snooped on, thanks to privacy-leaking Netflix streams

Bloodbeastterror

Oh for god's sake...

... I appreciate that this may have further-reaching consequences than I can imagine, but seriously who gives a flying F how I voted in The Great Cereal Debate? I can't think of any time apart from Bandersnatch that I used my Frank(*) to choose anything other than settings, sound level or channel.

And although I have boundless admiration for Charlie's astonishing imagination, Bansdersnatch suffered from this interactivity, so I shan't be repeating the experience.

(*) Frank Zappa - remote...

Go, go, Gadgets Boy! 'Influencer' testing 5G for Vodafone finds it to be slower than 4G

Bloodbeastterror

If it wasn't tested on a 5G phone (are there any?) then what's the point?

Bad news for WannaCry slayer Marcus Hutchins: Judge rules being young, hungover, and in a strange land doesn't obviate evidence

Bloodbeastterror

Why in the name of god...

...would any sane person go to the US these days? Every day it gets closer to a banana republic, particularly in the legal field.

I was there 15 years ago and loved it. The people were lovely, driving was a pleasure (people in Las Vegas in the late evening allowed me to cross five lanes of traffic without a beep), but over the past few (two?) years it's just become a hellhole, the laughing stock of the civilised world of which it's no longer a part.

Hold horror stories: Chief, we've got a f*cking idiot on line 1. Oh, you heard all that

Bloodbeastterror

@Loyal Commenter

"did it deliberately?" No. I try to cut people slack and am unkind only when at the end of my tether. This guy had a long history of dimwittedness, though he was a very nice bloke.

Bloodbeastterror

True story. I worked in a sales office a very long time ago with an intellectually-challenged individual who had on the phone a customer who wanted to speak to me. He put his hand over the phone, told me who it was, I shook my head, and he told the customer "He says he's not here."

Duh...

Not cool, man: Dixons spanked over discount on luxury 'smart' fridge with wildly fluctuating price

Bloodbeastterror

Re: 4k for a fridge?

"mechango"? Manchego? :-)

Dozens of .gov HTTPS certs expire, webpages offline, FBI on ice, IT security slows... Yup, it's day 20 of Trump's govt shutdown

Bloodbeastterror

Re: Comparison

No, the evil and stupid thing about this is that Americans are being put out of work in order to force American taxpayers to fund this ludicrous manchild's infantile promise that Mexico would pay for the wall.

Sticking with one mobile provider gets you... Oh. Price rises, big exit fees, and lovely, lovely lock-in

Bloodbeastterror

Re: One word...

The thing about Giffgaff is that they have *no* contract. You buy a month's "goodybag" (I know, right...?) and if you don't like it you can change the next one to a more expensive or cheaper one, or even just cancel and not pay. I've been with them for over five years and the service has been flawless. It's the model that every consumer should be following so that these greedy scum firms don't have the possibility of defrauding their customers.

Bloodbeastterror

One word...

Giffgaff.

A Christmas classic: Cloudera founder asks staff to stay another day

Bloodbeastterror

In the early nineties I worked for a national supermarket which took over a smaller chain, involving massive rewrites of the systems to enable a smooth merger. The smaller chain's employees worked long days and weekends to meet the deadlines, knowing that their jobs would be gone by the time they finished. Consummate professionals - I had enormous respect for their ability and dedication.

I was in the coffee room one day with a senior manager who brushed their work aside. He never offered any bonuses or even thanks to this great team.

Once a company has shown its true colours, there is no benefit in continuing to support it. Get out while you can.

What a meth: Woman held for 3 months after cops mistake candy floss for hard drugs

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The American "justice" system...

...is a complete joke, the laughing stock of the world. A third-world country on its way to being fourth-class. I've said it before and I'll say it again - the people who put men on the moon are diminishingly few...

Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget

Bloodbeastterror

"for you and I" FFS!

I'd like to read this article to reinforce my prejudice, but I can't get past the sub-headline.

For god's sake, is it too much to ask that a professional writer has at least a minimal understanding of grammar? "for you and I"...? Really?

This is the result of a failed desire to be seen as educated - emulating Queen-speak. Unfortunately the Queen does have a proper education and would never make this gross error.

"My husband and I went to the beach. The crowds saw my husband and I on the beach."

I think not. The simple test is to remove the other party, in which case the second sentence above would become "The crowds saw I on the beach." The Queen is not a Rastafarian, and I doubt that the writer is, so the sub-headline is garbage. As is the English of the author.

Rant mode off...

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