* Posts by I am the liquor

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Tax working from home, says Deutsche Bank, because the economy needs that lunch money you’re not spending

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Economists

Economists confuse me.

All the transport workers, sandwich makers etc. who were previously supporting production in offices are no longer required. That sounds like an increase in productivity to me. Producing the same output with fewer people; a solution to the crisis of productivity stagnation that those economists have been complaining about for ages. But no, apparently now it's "a big problem for the economy."

Try to avoid thinking of the internet as a flashy new battlefield, warns former NCSC chief

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Re: Is it only government bodies

Or "a series of tubes."

UK tax dept's IT savings created 'significant risk', technical debt as it faces difficult conversation with Chancellor

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Re: Defer (or cost-cut) regular Tech Refresh at your peril!

Interesting book (well for certain values of interesting):

How to Measure Anything in Cybersecurity Risk

The basic point is to come up with a measure of the true cost of failing to address your risks, in a language that the bean-counters can understand. He's targeting security risk, but you could equally apply the same principles to obsolescence/reliability risk.

Tech support scammer dialed random number and Australian Police’s cybercrime squad answered

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Re: Were they able to locate the slime?

I've often thought the telcos could easily put a stop to this problem, if only they could be motivated to do so.

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You've got more patience than me... I've invariably hung up before the end of the 2-second silence you get while the robo-dialler is connecting the call to an available operator.

Let's... drawer a veil over why this laser printer would decide to stop working randomly

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Drawer

When I saw "drawer" and "printer" in the headline, I thought it was going to be the story about the printer that never seemed to produce any output, because the printed pages were sliding into the slightly-open top drawer of the filing cabinet it stood on.

We've made it: Microsoft deems El Reg relevant enough to have a play with the nerfed version of its upcoming Xbox

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Re: Confusing

They had a numerical and chronological relationship. You had Win 1.0, 2.0, 2.1, 3.0, NT 3.0, Win 3.1, WfW 3.1, NT 3.1, WfW 3.11, NT 3.5, NT 3.51, released in that order. Then came Windows 95, which I guess the marketing department decided was 91.49 versions more advanced than 3.51.

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Re: Clear as mud

Frequent renaming of things is another Microsoft predilection. I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky it's still called an XBox, and hasn't suffered multiple rounds of inexplicable identity changes like Team Foundation Server/Visual Studio Team Services/Azure DevOps, or Office Communication Server/Lync/Skype For Business.

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Re: Confusing

It was 95 OSR2, after 95 and before 98.

Clearly the point is made that Microsoft has considerable form for confusing version numbers. No-one can quite remember what order they came in. It was all sensible up to Windows NT 3.51, then Windows 95 came along and all sense of numerical continuity went out of the window.

Deloitte's 'Test your Hacker IQ' site fails itself after exposing database user name, password in config file

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Re: insecure non-HTTPS URL

That was my first thought - mistake, or actually part of the test? If you managed to download the config file, did you get a mysterious invitation to lunch in Cheltenham the next day?

But on the other hand, Hanlon's razor.

We did NAT see that coming: How malicious JavaScript can open holes in your firewall for miscreants to slip through

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Re: Stars and bucks

If configured to do so, presumably yes. But when you installed or enabled some local service that listens on a port, it may well have created an inbound rule for itself on the device firewall.

Why, yes, you can register an XSS attack as a UK company name. How do we know that? Someone actually did it

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Re: No, this computer is not for personal use - it's my woke one.

Blurring of meanings? The literal meaning of offensive is of or relating to attack.

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Re: Is it offensive?

Why not both?

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Is it offensive?

Surely an attack is by definition offensive.

Brit accused of spying on 772 people via webcam CCTV software tells court he'd end his life if extradited to US

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Re: That's not a reason to stop.

Death by dangerous is what the CPS decided to charge her with. In fact the seriousness of the charge was cited by her lawyer as a reason for her not to be extradited from the US.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-50870459

Presumably the CPS considered driving on the wrong side of the road to be "A brief but obvious danger arising from a seriously dangerous manoeuvre", a level-3 death-by-dangerous with a recommended sentence of 2-5 years custody and mandatory disqualification:

https://www.sentencingcouncil.org.uk/offences/crown-court/item/causing-death-by-dangerous-driving/

Even for death by careless, disqualification is mandatory except in the most exceptional circumstances, and it is definitely not "about the same as speeding on the motorway."

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Re: That's not a reason to stop.

Anne Sacoolas?

Planet Computers throws Linux fans a bone, improves calls, and adds virty trackpad to Cosmo Communicator

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KDE seems an odd choice for a phone.

Is their Linux distro updatable through normal channels, or are you dependent on the hardware supplier for kernel updates like with Android?

Did Arthur C. Clarke call it right? Water spotted in Moon's sunlit Clavius crater by NASA telescope

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Re: A question for an industrial chemist

If there's no brine, what are the clangers making their green soup with?

Ed Snowden doesn’t need to worry about being turfed out of Russia any more

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Re: he shouldn't have sworn the oath in the first place

So you're saying that people with any ethical standards shouldn't take jobs where they might be asked to keep secrets?

You've also misunderstood the term "public interest". It's not what the public is interested in. It's what's in the best interests of the public.

Is Google fudging search rankings to benefit pages that embed YouTube vids? Or is this just another ‘bug’?

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Re: "How I long for the old days when content was king..."

In defence of El Reg, this site is one of the minority that still works completely fine with javascript disabled. Even these comments.

Come on, Amazon: If you're going to copy open-source code for a new product, at least credit the creator

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Re: Not following the spirit of the licence?

To say that Amazon has appropriated it is an emotive choice of words. You could equally say that he gave it to Amazon (and everyone else) by publishing it under such a permissive license.

UK tech supply chain in dark over Brexit preparations months ahead of final heave-ho

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become like Australia

By which I presume he means cutting British businesses out of European supply chains, and then towing our island to a different hemisphere.

Third time's still the charm: AMD touts Zen-3-based Ryzen 5000 line, says it will 'deliver absolute leadership in x86'

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Sounds ideal for all the javascript

When I see these stories about the latest CPUs, I start thinking it might be time for an upgrade. But as a non-gamer, I have to admit my 10-year-old Intel is fast enough.

Then on the odd occasion, I turn off NoScript in the browser, the CPU fan starts making like Concorde warming up for take-off, and maybe I do need some extra CPU power after all.

Seems like there's something wrong when browsing a shitty web site is the most computationally demanding task of the day.

Ethernet failure on Swiss business jet prompted emergency descent, say aviation safety bods

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Re: FCS is not new.

I'm sure the DoD's QA is excellent, but you'd hope the standards for civilian aircraft would be orders of magnitude better, not worse.

F-16s don't have to carry passengers, and the pilot knows they're signing up for a certain risk of death when they take the job. Though they do have the means to descend safely to earth without the aircraft, which is a nice reassurance to have.

People would rightly have conniptions if 15% of all 737s ever built had crashed, but that's par for the course for a lot of fighter aircraft, including the F-16.

Proposed US fix for Boeing 737 Max software woes does not address Ethiopian crash scenario, UK pilot union warns

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If the resistance is too heavy, saying "well have two people turn it then" surely can't be the right answer. You might as well specify that the plane only be flown by pilots who can bench 200 lbs.

The wheel should have more mechanical advantage.

We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*

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Presumably the "tail" here is the corrupt scumbags in Brussels, and the "dog" is the honest, hard-working people of Britain.

Which part of the dog is the corrupt scumbags in Westminster, and who's wagging it?

Das Keyboard 4C TKL: Plucky mechanical contender strikes happy medium between typing feel and clackety-clack joy

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Re: Black lettering on black keys

Sounds ideal for flying yourself into the sun.

Safety driver at the wheel of self-driving Uber car that killed a pedestrian is charged with negligent homicide

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Re: You had one job...

Even before you get to training and instruction, what about the driver's qualifications to do the job in the first place. I can't help wondering whether Uber chose to hire a burger-flipper to do the job of a test pilot.

Family wrongly accused of uploading pedo material to Facebook – after US-EU date confusion in IP address log

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Re: Pounds alone for bodyweight

INT: COLONEL STICKLER'S OFFICE - DAY

COL STICKLER

What do you mean you accidentally left your packed lunch in the cargo bay? That was a max-load test flight! You could have crashed the plane!

SGT LOAFER

Well, it didn't crash, did it.

COL STICKLER

Hmmm, no. I guess the max load is a pound more than we thought it was.

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Re: Pounds alone for bodyweight

Never mind bodyweight, they use pounds alone for everything, no matter how ridiculous the numbers get. They will tell you with a straight face that the cargo capacity of a C5 is 281,001 lb or that the Statue Of Liberty stands on 54,000,000 lb of concrete.

Nvidia says regulators will be 'very supportive' of $40bn Arm buy despite concerns about chip designer's independence

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Or the assurances from Nanjing that Rover production was safe at Longbridge.

UK and Japan agree to free trade deal that excludes data localisation requirements

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Re: request duplicates of any EU deals

And we should think ourselves lucky if we get it, given that what we're offering in return is about 15% of what the EU trade negotiators had to offer when they were making those deals.

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Since the deal is basically replicating what we already had as a member of the EU, presumably what they really mean is they've managed to avoid a £15bn dive in trade that they expect would have happened if we'd had to revert to WTO rules.

QR-code based contact-tracing app brings 'defining moment' for UK’s 'world beating' test and trace system

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What happens when you scan the QR code? Presumably the phone's browser does a GET request to the URL in the code, and then...? Or do you have to scan the code with a specific app?

I'm talking about these existing QR systems that are already in use, as described by mark l 2, not the future NHS contact tracing system.

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Re: Hm.

If you'd held a tin of sardines up to the QR code and said "beep," would they have known any different?

Microsoft: We're getting rid of Flash by the end of the year - except you can still use it

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Everybody! Everybody!

Homestar Runner is all on Youtube, I think we can safely throw Flash down the garbage disposal now.

The Honor MagicBook Pro looks nice, runs like a dream, and isn't too expensive either. What more could you want?

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Re: Silly question

The standard laptop camera position doesn't exactly provide the most flattering perspective, and this'll surely be even worse. I don't think my colleagues would want that view of my tramp-like lockdown beard.

Happy birthday to the Nokia 3310: 20 years ago, it seemed like almost everyone owned this legendary mobile

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Possibly the first of the 'dumb' phones that didn't suck

"The last of the phones that didn't suck" might be closer to the truth in some respects.

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The flip-phone was the real winning format for pocketability. One of the last good ones was the Samsung E1150. They replaced it with the E1270, which was a flimsy, plasticky piece of shit, and then decided no-one wanted to buy flip phones any more. Now the only flip phones you can get seem to be off-brand toy phones marketed at your gran.

In the frame with the Great MS Bakeoff: Microsoft sets out plans for Windows windows

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Bye bye UWP

migrating code will be easier for Win32 applications than for UWP applications

migrating UWP applications is intended to be "mostly automatable"

If "mostly automatable" is the best they can promise for your UWP codebase, then it looks like UWP is getting thrown under the bus.

All those "dinosaurs" who stuck with Win32-based programming and refused to engage with anything Microsoft invented after about 2005 must be feeling pretty smug now.

There must be some law of software development that says something like "the newer an API is, the more likely it is to be obsolete."

Um, almost the entire Scots Wikipedia was written by someone with no idea of the language – 10,000s of articles

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Re: The future of the Scots language is safe

Ye cannae change the laws o' linguistics cap'n.

IT blunder permanently erases 145,000 users' personal chats in KPMG's Microsoft Teams deployment – memo

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Re: What the . . . ?

Retention policy or not, surely the live data and the backups shouldn't both be purged by pressing the same button, should they?

So long, Top Gun... AI software waxes US F-16 pilot's tail 5-0 during virtual dogfight drills

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Certainly they have "aimbots" that fire the gun automatically at the right moment, the pilot just has to point the plane in the right direction. It doesn't seem much of a leap to have the computer steer the aircraft as well does it.

But arguably they've already been doing that since the 1950s: the computer in the air-to-air missile works out how to steer itself at the target. And it doesn't even need "AI" to do it.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Winking red supergiants sneezing hot gas 650 light years away

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Headline for the win

Kudos to El Reg for the headline, given that Betelgeuse is indeed the shoulder of Orion. Or possibly the armpit of Orion.

Whoops, our bad, we may have 'accidentally' let Google Home devices record your every word, sound – oops

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Re: Time for a mega GDPR related fine on Google

Unless Max Schrems has a Google Home, they'll probably get away with it.

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Re: then disable the least significant part of it.

Come on though, clearly "everything you do on your tablet" is much less than "everything you do in the same room as your tablet". Well, perhaps not for some people, but I'm going to guess that Jimbo and sabroni are both over 30 and inhabit a world outside of touchscreen devices at least some of the time.

Self-driving car supremo Anthony Levandowski sentenced to 18 months in the clink for stealing trade secrets from Google's Waymo

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$750k

"the biggest trade secrets crime I have ever seen" but only $750,000 in compensation?

First rule of Ransomware Club is do not pay the ransom, but it looks like Carlson Wagonlit Travel didn't get the memo

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Re: Double Negative!`

It's a mistake, the actual headline at the other end of the link is "Less than half of paying ransomware targets get their files back."

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Re: Crikey

30 days is the worst case if the ransomware has been there for less than 30 days. What if it's been encrypting all the data you've been backing up for months?

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The success of one attack motivates the attackers to repeat it against others, causing much greater losses to the wider economy. Losses which are not borne by the original victim - to them it's an externality, which doesn't come into their financial calculation about whether to pay the ransom or rebuild their data.

The idea of threatening sanctions to force companies to consider such externalities is hardly a new one. It's why companies get fined for polluting water courses or exposing our personal data.

Fines are the appropriate sanction here, though, not prison: you just need a sufficiently large monetary penalty to alter the financial calculus for the company, à la GDPR.

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